poo
world cup made me forget women exist
might fire up some nachos
YOU FORGOT THE EDITION
>>222879531For fuck sake Mexico, you fucked it.
>>222879574>Richmond, Va
>>222879531>>222879577Sexico the Lion Edition
>>222879531football tops don't have pockets
>>222879589
might commit a horrifically evil atrocity thats remembered forever
So tempted to drive the pub for a cheeky pint.
based mexican op
Sup postie
Just realized, this will be the last millenial world cup, all the uncs are retiring, after this it will be just zoomers for a while.
>>222879568THANOS.
>>222879631grim
>>222879653s
night bun a zoot
>>222879710ktim
Our thoughts?https://youtu.be/Y8pFbZpxlDs
last time i was nervous about an england game was germany in 2021didn't except to win either of the euro finals so they didn't bother me
unfathomably sleepy
>>222879743remain ignorant
>>222879743it not right
gfberg is making us boursin crackers and pimms for the match :3
>>222879745harvey dent
any zulu warrior cheering for england man in
>>222879734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzsCUGYMSwWatching this to keep me awake.
>>222879759"making" you cheese and crackers is she what a lucky bloke
>>222879784it's girl cheese
>>222879531don't know shit about soccer but I kinda want to go to the Mexican bar nearby and try to meet latinas by cheering for Mexico
wish i had gf to crackers
NOOO FOR FUCK SAKEWHEN ARE WE GONNA WIN?!?!?
picky bits for the match
>>222879784don’t be jealous lad it’s not a good look x
well, just 15 more minutes for the game, that wasnt so bad was it, watching the harry kane massacre will be worth it.
>>222879802are you watching womens cricket
>>222879769*raises paw*
Why did he do it?
need to inject bleach into this cunts eyes
>>222879809vpn off mouldie
>>222879800I'm tempted to drive the pub and just quit my job. Win or lose its going to be fucking mental, especially with the hour extra drinking time.
bro eating hummus
>>222879847Nowhere is going to let you in this late
watching the game from my lair.
this is not a serious back five
>>222879824banter
>>222879879Is that the Ghana defence?
I have eaten too much ripe soft fruit and now I have a runny bottom.
scary...
>>222879879grand old English names there
>>222879894likely false
what if the storm blows all the players away?
>>222879915What if I blow you...haha just kidding x
>>222879929well i want to be blown now
FUCK the queen
>>222879531Britt???More like shitt
what if you turn on the telly, go to sleep, and basically dream the game from the background noise? that way you get to sleep and know what happens.
'shup mouldie...how you bin?
if I were kane I'd be like>this is for all the girls raped by the grooming gangsand put it in the back of the net
>>222879943USA???More like u is gay
MAN KICK BALL
>>222879869nice chair, cheetah print curtain looks kinda ratchet though
on the face of it mexicos team looks fucking shite
>>222879531>Most heros don't know if they succeed
sally
>>222879879Isn't Quansah the black Christmas?
>atmosphere is absolutely electricno kidding!
Opened a desperados to show my support for Mexico, lads.
Honestly i am a genetic dead end I should end it
>>222880070s
The Mexicans just started lynching the British team!
>>222880048absolute bottom of the barrel beer
they said the naughty chant
Don't forget to click below to subscribe to the official /brit/ YouTube channel.
I played reach today and can say Jesus we will never have campaigns like this again
>>222880062kek this is me
>>222880108eckbawks
>>222880110You know what's sad that I have had 2 bosses say I was useless and worthless one made me a noose I wish I hung myself
come on *YAAAWWWWNNNN* england
What was it Eric Clapton said about the blacks again?
>>222879564kys nonceclair
bratty~
if I was you I would lose alreadythis halaand guy is too much
just ate a bunch of chessmen
I've already gotten bored just send me the TikTok shorts
>>222880124what an asshole that guy was
chimichangas
>>222880183If I am useless at a job after 3 months then yeah I was a terrible roofer because I am a retard
theres a vanta blacky on the mexican team
PUTOOOOO
>>222879531If you fancy finding a Mexican girlfriend the best place to go is West Suffolk
>>222880198malaponte
>>222880126kek, are you really gonna watch the whole game?
>>222880023
deary me>>>/sp/156322127
>>222880256
>>222880256cor
>>222880256why do you hate your family and friends
>>222880256Do brits call it booger sugar too?
look at this
Ole piratas
loud in there innit?
>>222880330now what
despise South Americans so much it’s unreal
>>222880341start pumping your goon stick
i don't mind the killers
>>222880341now look at this
did you choose vaporeon, flareon or jolteon?
>>222880368
>>222880376seen that irish wake video in the pub where some old boy gets on the bar and starts belting it out?
>>222880376i like 'midnight show'
>>222880386Sscri,omg
TFW I'm off work all week.
>>222880407ktim (im a neet)
>>222880330creasing
only pokemon game i played was pokemon black, i choose the fire starter
fung fung fung sahur
>>222880438kay
Oooooooooleeeee
>>222880456
Kane just can't win with these cats
England needs its hero harry kane more than ever right now
any zulu warrior man in
>>222880274cant canadians roll a fucking joint? we would put some ketchup on that and call it a "pastel"
>>222880450thank you for your attention to this matter
>>222880470*sucks your bbc*
>>222880476did you get one of the sand crocodiles
>>222880470>>222880484s
I'm English and a rorke and I'm hoping England losesThis country doesn't deserve to celebrate anything with the way things have been going tbqh
Hope England loses
yeah, ain't no way you guys are beating Norway
>>222880494thats so cool
>>222880488don remember
quite mad that palmer has a full vantablack malteaser head black granda
might fuck my dad in the ass as revenge for fucking me in the ass
tfw
englel is awfuldossnt matter how much you try to dress it up wiv new manager or new players come alongwatching englel is just awful
Love drums
>>222880528>malteaser heads
since when did it become normalised for players to grab each others shirts and wrestle each other for the ball? feels like this didn't happen when I was younger
saka to bellinghamtwo lions
>>222880545>englel is awfulhow'd they just score THEN?
IT'S COMING HOME
BRAT x
ENGERLAND!!
golaso
annoying mexicunt crowd silenced
+1 to neoliberal goalscount
these yank announcers sound so ridiculous
Nooooooooooo
ziedy will be so happy
come on you reds
Great teamwork by Bellingham and Kane
>>222880571fink its called a reverse jinx
bahahahahaha
went for a drink ffs
I had a wank to Emma Watson earlier for good luck.
OH MY DAYYYYSSSS
AND ANOTHER
SCREAM
OH MY DAAAAAAYS
OH MY DAYS
At least most of my soccer team was born in my country
it might not be coming home
Holy fuck, what is going on.
HAHAHAHA MEXICUNTS BTFO
>>222880615And it paid off btw.
not like this aztecbros...
>>222880602
*I close the game once*
STOP THE COUNT!
Mexico team sucks, no one is shocked
hearing reports that the ball got kicked
went for a shit at kick off and I come back and it's 2 - 0 wtf
If I was any of those England fans I would not get too pissed and go wandering down the wrong street.End up in plastic bags
Guess that viagra is paying off eh lads?
ngl i missed the second goal, after the first one i went for a piss and by the time i came back i saw the replay of the second.7 - 1 incoming?
i just wanted to watch footy...
>>222880687niggas gathered the entire avengers to take down a couple sites
the meltdowns are going to be historic
what the FUCK
this will cause riots in paris for some reason
GOAL MEXICO
>>222880687bbc.com/freefootystream
it’s over
México scored, it's not over yet piratas
GRACIAS BLACK MAN
VPN into Brazilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFjglRQSPd8
>>222880702you were saying?
WE ARE SO BACK
>>222880732Ok I will watch it !!
>>222880735tbf if england fumble a 2-0 advantage then there will also be some mega meltdowns
>>222880752get this man a true
Fuck, the people on stadium are so fucking loud this game.
poppers
>>222880712>sorry, we couldn't find that pagefaggot
VAMOS MEXXX
How come you get quality football and all we get is a snoozefest?
CAM ON L’BUBU
Dont you guys have a TV?
Got banned for saying nigger in the match thread It's going so fast how did the janny even notice
LET'S SCORE SOME FOCKINGGGG GOALS ENGLAND!!!
VAMOS MEHICO
.
wtf?
>>222880773I’m convinced that they’ve got some kind of system alarm that pings them when someone uses anything out of a list of banned phrases, include things like slurs, certain countries, and politician’s names
>>222880771i plug my laptop into my tv with an hdmi cable
this match a gay porn
bellingham on a madone
>>222880294>>222880294>>222880294is this true
>>222880793Sometimes you get away with it though A senseless ban really
tension is so thick you could cut it with a blunted knife
>>222880798scrimby
gfs period is 17 days late but she’s done two pregnancy tests and they’re negative
jude SHELLingham
i think mexico is coming back. they've been too dominant near the end of the second quarter
>>222880822ovarian cancerrip
>>222880832
our defending is so bad
>>222880822my gf has had some extremely late and irregular periods it was madlike 2 or 3 weeks late, got us tweaking outshes just sensitive to stress caused by uni and whatnot
>>222880805what? Are violent men likely to be triggered by emotional stress? Yes
must be mad playing football in such wet conditions
Poop brother HH
>>222880841trusting 4 black defenders is suicide. they lack organisaitonal skills
Mexico Sexo
where are the english roses?
>>222880859all the best defenders in the world are black
>>222879743not only false, laughable
Necking some Maltesers me x
>>222880881
>>222880867grim
I DEVOTE MY LIFE TO THE GLORY OF QUETZALCOATL
GOLAZO SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>222880897nice body but ugly face
every time I try to pause, play, or change the volume on these dodgy stream sites it opens a pop up and every now and then it will try to download something on my computerdirty paki websites
>>222880867in our hearts.
So what is MI6's plan to rush the British team out of Mexico?
Go to bed you footy faggots, worky in the morning
>>222880931no toil for me :)
>>222880914its free on bbc iplayer
>>222880925BASED BASED BASED MEXICO SEXOOOOOO
>>222880931can’t mate im bloody football crazy
>>222880931ive given up doing anything at work its too boring
and where is the Belgian?
Toilberg just sent a message to everyone on Teams saying that if anyone is perceived as drowsy tomorrow they will be disciplined so I'm off to bed.
>>222880941not free you need a TV licence
>>222880956jock bastard
>>222880959you dont it just asks if you have one, you can just lie and say yes
>>222880954he's at the azteca chasing the players around the pitch on all fours
you survived :)
Any hogs
>>222880966lying is wrong
Autumn Gordon is Colleen Sheehan for white men
>>222880274rorke's spliff
so are the players on viagra or not
as if anyone is supposed to know who that is
>>222880993it's a medicament that makes your pipi go hard
>>222880991ziedy post
if you had to choose, which football player would you let rail you in the ass while you're bent over a table.
>>222881012fodey
>>222881007he said who not what mongo
>>222881012lukaku
what do newspapers do in this situation?
it's gonna be viking boat vs wonderwall isn't it?
>>222881020haha silly me
>>222881012Chloe Kelly
>>222881012alisha lehmann
>sullyoonwould you?
everyone is rooting for mexico
>>222881044extremely canadian post
Did you know that Mexico in portuguese means "shake arsehole"
>>222881041bbc changed her
We are going to beat Mexico. All the players will break down sobbing as they see the final score, 184-1. Mexico will collapse and be annexed by Britain, who will enslave its entire population. Harry Kane will rule Mexico personally and as a totalitarian dictator. Mexicans will be forced to watch the match every day, as a reminder of what they are. The Azteca will be renamed Wembley II, and Mexico City will be called Londonmexico.
>>222880929That's definitely not a veiled threat
roasties were mad at black people supporting england instead of congo
>>222881051fosyeg
>>222881050that's not an accident
>>222881059No more tacos or burritos. Only sausage and mash. We can also house all the boaties over there too.
>>222881071mindraped
>>222880966Beware I clicked yes and it said that I didnt and it had checked. Police arrested me a few hours later. Spent 10 years in the nick for it and I was in the special unit because the other prisoners they hate people who don't pay their TV license they hate them worse than screws and nonces.
>>222879541>>222879541>>222879541>>222879541
>>222881044cant stop the harrykane mate.
>>222881092>don't let me down Arry'
