voodoo object resurrected
here’s my poem hello i am fromswedennice to meet you
nth for the baddiedem
hello i loveyou
>Illusion or Flaw: Both groups view the physical, material world as fundamentally defective, unreal, or a secondary state compared to the spiritual realm.>Spirit is Supreme: Both systems hold that true reality is exclusively spiritual, perfect, and divine.<3
>>222883301
>>222883286it's just a small sort of of 19th century folly
dirty mexican players just shoving the english over
I can’t enjoy the World Cup until england have been knocked out
F E E TEET
avatarfagging porn addicted inceltard
thinking about buying a digital license for dishonored 2
missing charlie
>>222883340mommy milk truck
Kek, Mexicans must be seething
>>222883334that is a goodGame
>>222883315voodoo
ggwp
>>222883353it’s coming home lads
ggww (good goon well wanked)
>>222883353You’d have thought England fans would’ve learnt to be humble after they came close to get knocked out by the fucking Congo but I guess not
>>222883334woke slop
>>222883353Bradfordball
Thank you Kane
>>222883356There was this band called Wall Of Voodoobut in fact they were pure doodoo
beginning day 1 of my warlock journey
>>222883367
Went to bed early, woke up earlier and saw norway and england won. Were they fun to watch matches?
sir our loving lord and saviour Jesus Christ
>>222883384Oh dear
Well it went EXACTLY how Mouse said... surely football pundit of the year
How mouse went from zero to hero
the great yakubian ape put on a show as per usual
… woke up early and doing the Revitive thing - pictures of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Grand Prix Sunday Britain on sky sports F1 on my TV via sky stream in home …
>>222883398god hates the world
>>222883296
>>222883296>>222883447Ziedy would've loved these posts
some vile scents emanating from my arse this morning
reading up on gut-biome health and it’s just bunch of woke nonsense telling you to be a meek vegetarian
>>222883483Have you looked into the claims that you can put someone else's shit up your arse and that helps gut biome
>>222883494no but i recall watching the south park episode about it, very informative
noticed a girl staring at me twice at the pub last nightdid nothing of course
Just what you want to be you will be in the end.
>>222883502Yeah it was a good one
>>222883505pussy boy
>>222883505She was probably doing it out of fear so it’s for the best that you didn’t approach her or anything
Really don't know how anyone can look at blacks without thinking TND is moderate.
Sugar does not make coffee taste better. Useful to know.
>>222883533what about salt
don't feel like going to toil today
tbqh i believe the nutters on 4chan more than the “scientist” of today regarding healthy diets
>>222883505you'll do nothing
>>222883537I already have to finish it, dare not risk it at this time.
there is nothing wrong with being vegetarian its highly moral and takes strength to forgo delicious animal products
sir woody harrelson
have mental health
>>222883568Fair but it’s just pointless though isn’t it
just woke upITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMINGFOOTBALLS COMING HOME
Tap tap tap
Might have to do jury duty. Can I be honest with them and say I'm a weak willed bitch who will vote however someone else tells me, and that's why I should be excused? Or will they think I'm just trying to get out of it?
dame soogs x
>>222883583It’s really not
>>222883568could say the same about suicide if you're not a net contributor to the worldi mean really
>>222883590If you turn up visibly drunk they’ll take you off it
>>222883594This is the same gibberish logic that leads people to saying all babies should be aborted because the material world is so terrible its better for them to be sent to the Christian heaven immediately rather than let them suffer on earth
>>222883593ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
catberg using my leg as a pillow and huffing and puffing every time i move
people actually thought brazil and mexico were good.
I just can't even right now
pooing rn
i tried to tell you. it's the basketballisation of football where the tallest team wins.
Still got a big adrenaline rush. Sod the Azteca, sod your altitude, and sod Rey Mysterio, it’s coming home
>>222883602Turns out turning up on drink or drugs is a specific criminal offense, so might skip this option
sire anthony gordon
> 222883537Enhance flavor. Sodium is electrolyte so is potentiate ion channel disparity in hydrogen potential
I don’t even think England beat norway
>>222883603heaven doesn't sound that great but hell sounds terrible so it's more to prevent them from going to hellbut even aside from hypothetical afterlives there's a lot of potential for suffering in the 'material world' (might as well just say the world) so really it does take a leap of faith to make life worth living at all
>>222883624you never toldMe that
>>222883636you've said that every round. stop with the cope
>>222883590>say I'm a weak willed bitch who will vote however someone else tells me,Why?
>>222883590I just binned the letter and never heard anything back
>>222883653Because I'm a weak willed bitch who will vote however someone I'm scared of tells me, and I'm scared of men who are taller, stronger, richer or more handsome than me (aka all men) and all women
>>222883631I promise you if you call them and tell them you’re an alcoholic and you’re worried that you will turn up drunk they will take you off it
>>222883630don't do this to yourself lad, it will only make the inevitable crashout more painful
>>222883654theyre coming to get you
rape everyone on earth
>>222883654>I just binned the letter
>>222883642>every roundLiterally been 1 knockout game before this and it was doctor congo (who you went life and death with)
mass mexican and brazilian suicide this morning
>>222883702
Needless to say a certain tranny predicted a 4-0 Mexico win....
wonderful news to wake up to
i resent and hate the sexmen
>>222883675>>222883687this was ten years ago. they are taking their time
>The blood is gratis!
>>222883519she was scared because she wanted me
>>222883717what a job this man is doing
>>222883721this but also sexy foids
your all cracking me up today lol we dont have much to do up north so /brit helps
>>222883761scr
GCHQ hopefully keeping an eye on the incel seething about women at 8am on a Monday
>shitxeco
my life a yaoi
>>222883787yeah some of these britfeel sorts are a ticking time bomb
starting my own nonce hunting channel but I get beat up on my first encounter and a bunch of cp falls out my pocket during the scrap
>>222883802screm
had sex with a ghost once
>>222883802well you need bait to catch them dont you
I pressed X on Wesker's desk a lot of times then got the film then I developed it and it was a saucy photo of Rebecca for Wesker to masturbate over
>>222883802straight nonce starts taking the piss out of you because you're a gay nonce
>>222883825howl
>>222883810how was it
>>222883831spooktacular
why do the most boring cunts on earth come to post on /brit/
who's your favourite black person?
>>222883835*waits for you to explain yourself*
Latin Americans are always crying Is it genetic or what
why do colorful people love dave and busters so much
>>222883844It's a Catholic thingAlways whinging, always the victim, always cheating, lying and stabbing you in the back
>>222883822it's a saucy pic of mr x and wesker is into guro
>>222883850>colorful peoplescreaming going to start calling wogs that
>>222883850those tickets are ebt coded
debra from everybody loves raymond. she would get it
hair grows so fast it starts looking shit a week after its been cut and i can't justify more than 2 haircuts a monthmight become a hat guy
Need to wait until half past before I can phone the garage
>>222883863a disappointing sexual encounter?
>yeah did you see the game last nigh- i mean this morning! haha
>>222883863yeah used to wank over her after school when it was on the telly
>>222883868sick of ittheres probably one or two days after a haircut when it looks good
>>222883872howling
sir world hunger
>>222883879>>222883868ktimconsidering going very short, think that might last longer
just showered without washing my head because that's how baldness is caused
why's he always stare at his food like this?
it might be coming home lads
>>222883898depends if youve got hard water
>>222883901just imagined him sitting there taking 30 pictures until he gets the perfect facial expression and screamed
>>222883909how does that work?
a lot of the mexicans have the face of that malnourished little FAS runt at every school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52lflfsb0fEI have tried to sing this song many times, but I was not even that skilled
>>222883903it's not though is it let's be honest
>>222883917vocaroo it
>>222883915well if the water is hard and your hair is soft then it's rock paper scissors
>>222883915the chemicals
Been toiling since 6 and been fucking atrocious - can only imagine it will get worse from here
Wonder what happened to that 190cm master race fellaHe was well funny
>>222883931alri a child from a charles dickens novel
in the kitchen with me knob out
Mousey taking part in the orange walk then going to see my chemical romance later that day
>>222883935moved on to bigger things
mad how much embarrassing shit there for me to kms over but i still haven't. honestly deserve a medal
>>222883927I'm actually quite good at English, I just can't sing, is all
>>222883928>>222883929i ask a question in good faith then this is what i get. fucking jokers
>>222883956can't spell slovenia without love
>>222883969wtf that's actually true that's mad
are we allowed to call Mexico fans arrogant and laugh at their pre-match confidence as if the result is punishment for being optimistic
if england win this world cup then legally trump has to repeal the declaration of independence
I should move to America/canada/australia/New Zealand and start over
>>222883993you'll do nothing
>>222883993how would you start over
>>222883999I cant. Being British used to mean you could move to any of those countries easily, now it means nothing
>>222883802mate this is a howling mutant tweet i saw earlier shame on you
>>222883985rorke asking for permissionleftypol demanding it
>>222884004Start a new life there
bitches be shopping
A small penis is a sign of divine favor. The gods laugh as you lug around that elephantine member.
>>222884027true i should get pip
>>222884014*turns into a crowd of bats and flies away*
making some pancakes for brekky
I think one thing that got lost in the disturbances of the 20th century is the old school scattergun. One possible descendant is that 16-barrel Rhodesian street-sweeper, but again that is politically suspect
I have serious mental problems
>>222884043i'm rooting for you lads tomorrow
av it you little brown twat
>>222884058Argentina's entire run to the semis is just group stage escapee teams
>>222884057this but its me instead
>>222884057same but not really
norway is the one team i dont mind losing to
>>222884103Haaland's just as English as half of our team
woke up to see/hear catberg being shagged by a another berg she normally fights with at the bottom of the garden do cats rape each other for dominance the way bbc yanks do in prison or is she just a catslut?
norway more like norgay
>>222884119Is she neutered
>>222884113he's more english than them
>>222884119your cat is the town bicycle
Can you help us find Isabella?Isabella, aged 15, was last seen in Marsfield on Thursday 25 June 2026.
>>222884119she's brought shame on your household
>>222884027actually mines a grower so I have the dual benefit of a big willer that also becomes small and practical when not in use
Good morningWas Arriaga II playing?
>>222883654I received one during covid but ignored it because it because I don't drive.
referee cyborg loves his facial expressions
what is the evolutionary benefit of a foot fetish?
just got gang blacked in greggs
>>222884180get horny over women in a very minimal state of undress
>>222884035damn we lost him
a penalty? Just for saying you're english?
GORDON
>>222884211So so embarrassing just sums up England as a whole
>>222884089Wish we could have been one of themNot that the Egyptians weren't worthy adversaries but it would have been nice for it to be our team getting heemed by Lionel and the lads
>>222884211ow
>>222884220Didn't they knock you out last world cup
Don't care about Spain vs Portugol
I'm very woke
>>222884211literally how did he hurt himself?
this person said: "Portugol"
>>222884231yeah it were kino
>>222884180not sure but i did have a BIG wank to natalie mars sticking her foot up another trannys hole while she alternated between having the toes of her other foot sucked or rubbing it over the ladies girl cock at the weekend
>>222884238landed on his arm funny / automatic pretending to be really injured reflex triggered
>>222884256grow up
>>222884211>didn't even play>gets booked and snaps his arm
>>222884256
wayne rooney cuboid head
>>222884220We weren't good enough to be Messi's cum rag. Unworthy even.
it’s funny to me how Englands best players aren’t even English they are Irish LOL
>>222884256mate...
so why was that yank players red card match ban randomly suspended?
blimey they gave mexishit 11 extra minutes to equalise, glad we beat the rig
might start giving chatgpt answers in real life
>>222884280Why are so many of the white English players actually Irish? Is every white working class person in Britain actually Irish diaspora at this point?
>>222884271more like wayne roomy, as hes lot of lot of empty space in his head
we're all in the Teams meeting talking about the football
>>222884285Trump made a call
>>222884300that's very rude, I think he's got a lot of knowledge up there in his cuboid head
What happens if Ingerland wins and nobody goes to work the next day?
Truesome.
>>222884321the government call it a bank holiday to pretend it was their idea
>>222884321Global economy will collapse
harry kane frog voice
>>222884299They're not "actually irish", they have an irish grandparent
One for bat man.
>>222884321millions of people wont get their just eats delivery
just done a lovely, albeit rather smelly poo
Hello.
missus has been more and more into cleaning as of late, not the allround keeping the gaff looking piff but the adhd hyper specific shite like removing fly-poo of the ceiling
>>222884336They have 4 Irish grandparents usually if not then 2 not sure how that doesn’t make them Irish
GORDON:3
>>222884336Mixed race
did you all just watch the match or something?
My cap, man. My cap, man. Please, man.
>>222884362yesGORDON :3
>>222884356and all their children married english people so they're like 15% irish
Would be nice if England won the world cup but this country will be unbearable to live in for a good few months at least
If a dog is born in a stable and starts waving st george flags around it's a bitch
>>222884362we're all streaming it now in the discord
Best wishes...
>Unbeawable
gordon postinggordon posting
*whips out my massive cock*
>>2228843724 Irish grandparents
>>222884377What else is new?
Insulting people on reddit by calling them redditors
>Norway beat Brazil>England beat Mexicobad day for the new world
Need to have a shave, shower and do my laundry.
Sir Henry KaneSir Julian BellinghamSir Declan RiceSir Marc GuehiSir Bukayo SakaSir Thomas Tuchel
>>222884211
>>222884353fly-poo?
>>222884353based
>>222884211>>222884454OUCH
have to take your da to A&E did you mate who the fuck cares
Lazy spaniard's never been on a ladder to look at the top of a ceiling fan
Fell asleep during the england match and do not care to check it out
mad how empty it all feels ~30minutes after the match has ended lol could never really get into footy for this reason
>gotta be awake by 11:30amDo I sleep for a couple hours or load up on cofee?
*falls wanking to the floor*
>>222884489you need to get a missus to bash
