You wake up after death, and realize you're being ferried by Anubis to Osiris's hall of judgment.Once you notice this, what would your reaction would be?
>you're being ferried by AnubisCan I pet dat dawg?
>>222886589yeah but I cant promise he wont bite
>>222886561It’s heresy
>>222886561Akhnaten tried to fix Egyptian religion but the priestly class suppressed his reforms
>>222886561shocked and anxious, lets see how Osiris will judge me
>>222886561Well, the real part is that you will indeed be weighed against your rights and wrongs, and that will decide what happens to your soul.Many of the ancients all over the world knew that part. That is why Christ came and died on the cross, paying for your sins if you accept His ways.
>>222886939when Napoleon invaded egypt he claimed to be retaking what was stolen from the gallic race (despite being italian), maybe the gods would favor you
>>222886561Christianity beta release
>>222886561>after you die you will cross someplace while under watch by some entity then get judged by another entity Jews couldn't even bother to change a bit of this after ripping them off.
>>222887114was Zoroaster (Zarathustra) original then
>>222887114woosh, you will reincarnate as an indian man
>>222886561ANUBISMY SOUL IS SO LIGHTAND AS THIS FEATHER I CAN FLYANUBISDONT LET ME WITHER AND DIIIIEEEE
>>222886561OP is a black man from the hood and he think his ancestors were ancient Egyptians.
>>222886561Tell Anubis that xe's built for BBC
>>222887141Don't know. Once I left pisslam, I never looked back. Couldn't bother to even look into the dead religion that is Zoroastrianism.>>222887160best robbari
>>222886561i read Beowulf and it talked a lot about destinyif thats how it is so be it. i'll make the best of it. i would have my sins weighed against my good deeds on the scales, or however the mythology goes. hopefully my family would give me some decent burial goods. i'll probably have a suit and a rosary. maybe some coins on my eyes
>>222887207I think its ingrained to youZoroastrians worshipped fireShias worshipped fireI think you worship the fire of your gaming RGB lights, the stars in the sky, or the LED's of your televisions and monitors displaying your favorite pirated shows and movies
>>222887262>Zoroastrians worshipped fireVeneration is different than worship. This is like saying Catholics worship their Saints. They worshipped Ahura Mazuda aka the blueprint of "One True God" for monotheistic religions.>Shias worshipped fireFirst time I'm hearing this.>>222887262>I think you worship the fire of your gaming RGB lights, the stars in the sky, or the LED's of your televisions and monitors displaying your favorite pirated shows and moviesWot?
>>222887170Based Septic Flesh enjoyer
>>222887340ngl I got half this slander from Sunni Iraqis calling you people fire-worshippers but thanks for addressing it since all the other Iranians on 4channel ignored my questions because they knew the premise was retarded Although they may be right in implying you instinctively revere bright lights and such.either way Ya Haider-e-Karrar (یا حیدرِ کرار) lil bro I hope you are doing well sincerely
>>222886561I trust in the judgement of the gods. They'll give me the afterlife I deserve.
>>222887516you wouldn't think of what would have been haram-eses to Egyptian priests back in those days and wondering if anything you did actually was a grave sin??
>>222887468Meh, it's just the pisslamic shitflinging considering how shitte pisslam had very strong influences and origins from Iran or Iranian individuals so they keep making shit up for shitposting. I've forgotten everything about the entire stuff regarding islam.I love you too, cheers.
>>222887035North Italy was populated by Gauls before the romans brainwashed them
>>222887632was corseco considered northern? I know they basically spoke toscanx (precursor to modern italian) but in those days they seem to have been portrayed as swarthy sheep people in all french sources
>>222887340>>Shias worshipped fire>First time I'm hearing this.It's typical slander of you majoosis
>>222887584Not really.
>>222887608long life, good house, and perfect woman to you..thats unattainable in my country so I hope you know this is a sincere and great blessing in my culture
>>222887722Checked.>majoosiMamadu?
>>222887726Same to you, fren.
>>222886561we were egyptians and poop
