shitter's full edition
hot today isn't it
peng scotch milfs
Reckon I might get asked to watch the England game with other people, dangerous that
Mousey just updated his patreon tips for todayHe's got a cheeky double BTTS Belgium win and BTTS Portugal winmight chuck the savings on it as his last tips have all been hits
just had 100 wanks
Genuinely just do not fancy women above about 35 at all, not even one little bit
>>222887494'
>>222887494'ce
She was only 34 years old you SICK FREAK
Dan Burn take a bow son
nth for the baddiedem
any National Socialists in?
>>222887519fucking um
Leathery GILFs
Saw a notification about my mate's mum splitting with her husband and thought it was a joke. A few days later I discovered it's true, fug I should text him after he's done toiling
stinkfucking rorkes nan
>>222887540love those wrinkled prunes
>>222887567is it his dad or step dad
leftypol changing his bedridden dementia addled nan's nappy and slurping up the contents
>>222887571bit fucking overboard on that one bruce
>>222887583Step dad
Patriot Front has good Optics.
when I fantasize about brutally sodomising joan of arc in captivity, this is what I picture her looking like
some people on 4chan say that marcus rashford isn't english because his ancestors haven't lived in england for a sufficiently long period of time, even though he was born in england and has lived in englandwhat about someone whose parents are from scotland or wales or northern ireland, so they also have no english ancestry, but they were born in england like rashford? are they english?
>>222887595
Don't fall for it
keep drifting off at my desk just to be woken up by a teams notification
>>222887611oh ok cause we were wondering
>>222887633"English" does not exist
No busNo bossNo train No rain
>>222887633bait so atrocious it could only be a rorke falseflag
The Caribbean blacks are sort of culturally EnglishThe African blacks very obviously are not at all
yung yung yung sheldhur
I want the Mousecord and MousetreonI need more Mouse
my new rap name is gunsmoke fiasco
my arse cries out for a raping
Got the boring video essays by the 6/10 woke zoomer lasses on again
>>222887633They're both English even tho some anglo-irish folks might protest it x
Everyone calling Patriot Front "feds" is gayThey called out jewish influence
Might move to China and have a kid with a white British woman and then insist its Chinese
>>222887802yes that's what controlled opposition would dosee nick fuentes
>>222887793Video essays about drilling is a new niche
>>222887793dont like video essays, me
just realised we are the _______ of japan
onlyrorkes
Everyone's a pundit now
Any spare jobs going?
Don't really want to become a minority in my own country but also don't want to be perceived as a Rorke so salam alaykum I guess
we are the /brit/ teamwe are the /brit/ team
saw a fit long hair skinny bloke with his shaved head enby looking partner on the trainwant to fuck them both
>>222887909meal deals and reduced to clear sandwich spread
>>222887909SLAGS AND CRISPS
>>222887827Spic Fuentes doesn't support a White America Patriotic Front also doesn't support Christian globohomo
>>222887927porn-brained incel freak
>>222887927bit gay
>>222887906look at this rorke bhenchode init
Thread's a bit slow, lot of people still in bed I suppose
Might go join the Northwest Front in AmericaGet a farm in Oregon and fight ZOG
They've finally made a monkey out of me
>>222887951how so?
i would sell my entire bloodline into the barbary slave trade if only england won the cup
>>222887847What kind of drilling
we at /brit/ are behind arthur fery for his ro16 wimbledon match today
>>222887966Why do you always talk about them
>>222887909itty bitty willy and a slob
Shan't be fighting anyone meIf the Pakis or the Russians want this shithole they can have itShall be saving up to move to a comfy beach in the developing world
just used all my fable 5 tokens and the work done was utter shite. could have done it better myself in a few hours.
thomas paine my goat
>>222888025the guy who invented windows?
The real reason Neymar became so bad.
>>222888025why'd he do that to your goat then
will we get a bank holiday if we get to the final lads
>>222888025I remember liking his writings I haven't read all of them though
each of my posts is said to contain a drop of jesus christs blood
leftypol being all lefty agreeing with left leaning political statements and that sort
>>222888057Too dangerous that mate
>>222888047the brownest profile picture in history
>>222888057no, the economy would vaporise before lunch
>>222887993ZOG or the Northwest Front?
>>222887999um? x
Any Sheffield boys up for a shag tonight? x x
>>222888084The latter
poo for tea x
>>222888113/brit/ is heterosexual
want to move to salisbury but not sure why
you're from salisburys aren't you
>>222888124im a girl x
throwing rocks at airliners
>>222888141show us your feet and willy
le biomass
>>222887853>dole dosser family on a £10,000+ holiday in japanpaid for by yours truly no doubt
We used to be a real country
Hello Englishmen! Good day to you.
>>222888124demonstrably false
>>222888197yeah hiya
>>222888185das biomass
We at /brit/ will use incorrect aspect ratios to remove any black bars on our screens
Back from the shops
>>222888197
>>222888197*sprays monkey repellant at you*
>>222888189actually mental seeing cunts on bennies who never worked a day in their lives living a more comfofrtable life than me who works full time
>>222888193Popery is objectively odd and anti-Christ. It's all bollocks of course but that is more bollocks than most of it.
>>222888120I think it's a kino idea.The White race needs a fortress.
Boring thread but somehow can't log off
>>222888209always find it endearing seeing the pundits go mental in the studio. It's easy to forget when they're sitting there reeling off their punditry drivel that these cunts have lived and breathed football every hour of every day since they were like 5. They care more about football than anyone watching.
>>222888224bizarre haul
>>222888197want to go to brazil more than anywhere in the worldjust go party hard as a gringobut i'll also have to carry cash and take a shit phone cos i was almost certainly get robbed lol
>>222888248It smells niceMakes toilet smell like flowers.
>>222888250There's people doing similar stuff like that in the UK like The Woodlander Initiative
>>222888220disgusting behaviour
>>222888224you've had that delivered you lazy cunt
>>222888229silly picture
Limmy in?
>>222888224cute dog :3
Not enough space in BritainEven in some lovely rural village you're only a few miles from a mosque
Mbappé in?
Britain is an anti-White, judeo-capitalist regime staffed by ethnic traitors from top to bottom.
Either nobody is seeding the rutracker torrent or this guy has put a limiter.
>>222888224that ramona's houmous is grim, the olive one is alright but I only see it as part of the 3-in-1sweet rice cakes are grim especially with chocolate ongrenade bars are shitheinz mayo is superior and it should also be full fat you cowarddiet coke is for women, not even for gays just outright females of the most disagreeable kindI do like chili heatwave doritos though and bergamot and orange blossom soap sounds utterly delightful
>>222888273I have a separate phone for bank apps that I leave at home lol
>>222888318yeah, sup?
might order a pizza
>>222888322You'll do nothing about it
>>222888329heinz mayo is grim sugary slop mate you've got the palate of a five year old
>>222888340HOLY FUCK NO WAY THIS IS THE BIGGEST HAPPENING ON /BRIT/
>>222888345something spicy I hope or are you a pineapple faggot
>>222888359everything heinz is absolute shit from their sauce to their soup
>pineapple faggotrorkes grandad describing spongebob
>>222888359as opposed to hellmans slop? fucking grow up you oaf
>>222888345Best to go for one of the big chains these days. Domino's, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut. Directly through their website too. Don't muck about with delivery apps or kizzas. Don't be a traitor to your country.
>>222888371Hawaiian with chili flakes and anchovies is pizza evolved to its peak form
>>222888362howl
>>222888329all sneed oil mayo is slop you should only buy mayo made with olive oil or better yet make your own
>>222888405fiorentina is the thinking man's pizza
>>222888340based
>>222888393i'll choose to believe you're trolling for the sake of my own sanity
>>222888396Those are all franchises owned by Pakis you fucking mongoloid.
>>222887633What do you mean by "English?" What's on a passport, or what is their lineage or culture or what? Pretending all those things are the same is daft.
I'm lucky to have a proper pizzeria near me, owned by white people, unlike seemingly all of you
Might spend six hours digging in Minecraft again
>>222888385
>>222888250I'm sure they've plenty of work for a dole dosser who posts fantasies about black men raping white children
>>222888440italians arent white
>>222888442based, just like me getting my bulbasaur to evolve before I'd even made it to pewter city by hammering the level 2 pidgeys
right almost time to boot the toilstation up
>proper pizzeria>owned by white people
>>222888440same it's heaven on earth compared to grim fast food shit prepared with brown person poo fingers
/brit/ is your lives.
White people pizza is just quiche
alright lads, what are we thinking?
Might go digging in my arse for 6 hours
Big digits on the horizon
>>222888488post a few pics of your fave bum nuggets lad
Up North we take what we can get 'Ee by 'eck like Halal 1 star hygiene rating kizza with a piping hot drink of gravy for £6
>>222888486funny they have four stars, some might mistake it as them having won four world cups and I'm thinking God bless America
>>222888440same it's a hipstery place and they make a lush new haven style 'za
>>222888486the two worst /brit/poster nations head to headit's a pity both sides can't lose
>>222888486thinking whoever wins out of the soulless rigging hosts and the shite ageing team from a non-country will get bummed by france in the next round
>>222888502funny, that's exactly what this lad's ringpiece just said >>222888488
>>222888478>it takes a special race of people to put cheese and tomato on some bread and cook it
>>222888524Win-win-win for Zeidy
pizza is just glorified cheese on toast
not getting a pizza now, too expensive, going to walk round waitrose and get a meal deal
Rorke: I'm moving to Whitehaven
I just buy them stonebaked 'zas from the chiller section meself
rate the shopping haul
A big Yorkshire puddingFull it with religiously-slaughtered lamb, then add tomato puree, cheese and Bisto Northern-style pizza
eating pizza is for children why don't you eat some wholefoods instead you runts
suppin a fentimans cherry cola
>>222888571proto gf looks exactly like this
gorgeous transwoman is it
>>222888566how many prompts did it take to produce this stupid shit
posted the ugly trannard again award
>>222888569Tesco actually did a yorkshire tapas a few years ago, it was a shit gimmique. mini yorkie puds, pigs in blankets, etc.
Rorke listening to Rammstein and exercising after 2 bottles of wine on a Sunday evening before toil the next day
>>222888580...exactly?
>>222888566no rating I'll be raping your arse for posting slop instead
>>222888574fuck off peter hitchens you hook nosed killjoy
Might just go gay, it doesn't seem that bad
>>222888618seems like a lot of maintenance keeping your bumhole pretty
>>222888618bit gay though init
>>222888618bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xqexqiqkdk
did we win the world cup then?
>>222888571note the leaned back shoulders covered by the wig to hide how wide and square they are, the gnarly man hands and the unmistakably male jawline
>>222888618if you're not a perverted bisexual freak in 2026 you're ngmi frankly
>>222888566all you drink in a day is 1 bottle of orange and milk?
got my ass handed to me in the first battle with ketheric thorne so I looked it up and turns out I'm three levels behind of what I'm supposed to be by now well that's just fucking great time to uninstall
>>222888569by gum how much is thatI hope they sell it in booths
>>222888636ozempic has given this moonface lad a new lease of lifetalking shite saying you wouldn't bum him
>>222888660must've been playing it like an adhd zoomer mong then. only way you could be underleveled in that game is to rush everything
>>222888653if someone painted a tunnel on a wall you'd fall for it
Quit vaping, I have a small tub of nicotine pouches I was sent for free when I ordered something else, when thats gone im off it for good
>>222888692Like Wile E. Coyote. After Road Runner ran down it
Hiding in plain sight
Why America?
>>222888718Why not just throw them away? You're not serious about quitting.
Good to see sacked tranny woke up seething
FDR came out of nowhere and fucked everything up
>>222888733Figured I have them so Id use them, plus it bridges for a few days me quitting inhaling and fully coming off nicotine
>>222888692
>>222888736It's because his prediction was wrong yet again. He said 4-0 Mexico (he said like "Meh-hico")
>>222888719
>>222888736woke up same as he went to bed: a man with a willy
>>222888747why didn't they build the surface level?
pooing out me arse
>>222888744FOY
https://youtu.be/YMm2gv7TStc:(
>>222888755More insight than most Letterboxd reviews
America is objectively a better country than Britain
lil loaded and glod linked up?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783331112872903.mp4
>>222888830no they didn't.
>>222888830they might have done
It's not coming home
How to count to 7 in:English: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, SevenGerman: Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Fünf, Sechs, SiebenBrazil: Müller, Klose, Kroos, Kroos, Khedira, Schürle, Schürle
>>222888868Someone should have told him its the taking part that matters, not victory
>>222888888Well said
>>222888822Not a very high bar these days. I heard the government tried to get YouTube to stop showing videos they don't like.
>>222888811>brother who raised him died at when he was 15>hints at getting revenge on the dude that killed his bro and never charged or investigated. Despite this he still misses his bro a lot >accidently shoots his best mate while fooling around with guns>rushes him to hospital and hands himself in to the police, friend unfortunately dies>girl he loved cheated on him>killed himself at 20 in his brother's room with his brothers gun days before he was due to trial for manslaughter
haaland is a force major
>america requests review of their suspended player>it happens>”OH NOOOOOOSY FAVORITE SPORTSBALL SLOP WC IS LE RIGGED AHHHHHH I’M GOING INSANE!!!!!”>the 1966 cup? haha what are you talking about?
Schürle Schürleeeee Schürle Schürleeeee
>>222888868wish i could care about sports desu
why do they always record the kids from the losing team crying
>>222888947Hmm yes phoning the head of the organisation for a simple request
>>222888947you ok m8?
just had a poo so vile it felt like a snake was slithering out of my colon
think it may be down!
imagine if you're sat on toilet and a rat swims up and bites you on the anus
>>222888983this happens to aussies but with spiders and slugs
>>222888959show me where it says that’s against the rules. your country could do the same
>>222888983rats can't swim, it's an urban myth
If I have a day like today in the office I'm going to lose my mind from boredom. Just wish I could wfh every day
>>222888954So you can imagine cheering in their face and singing and dancing and farting at them
>>222889003nigga i live in NYC i see rats swim all the time
stuffing cheese and aromatics up my bumhole
>>222888954because it gives invaluable recordings to train my LLM on
>>222889040errrr, mate?
>>222889031just because you saw chabad lubovitch at the beach doesn’t mean they can swim
>>222889001Onus is on you to prove otherwise seeing as you're the one crying about it for no reason
is it too late to become the next haaland at 38
might be
>>222888947>literally gives a fake nobel prize to trump
>>222889073think alf-inge's 53 you haven't got much time
high spiritsAtCooper`s ..due toThe BigWinLast Night !!
>>222889073age is just a number
>>222889110'
Got meself a pcos gf. The excess test makes her spotty and hairy but also she wants to shag constantly Mental
nurofen zavance up the arse
>>222889092sounds like someone’s never had friends before
been posting here for years and I'm starting to think this rorke and leftypol character doesn't exist
it’s actually okay that I’m completely alone, because I’m okay with it. I’m like James Bond
Have to do my sprints at the park but I'll look like a massive gimp
Audible hopes you've enjoyed this programme
>>222889208i kinda like they never changed it
MY FUCKING NORWOOD IS SHOWING THROUGH MY BANGSIT’S SO FUCKING OVER
>>222889208Signed up for the 3 month trial. Still haven't used it. Will probably cancel it without using.
>>222889242Autists can never understand>oooo I can only drive an automatic it's all too much!!!
>>222889239Imagine caring about shit like this. Nerd
Today's menu
>>222889239You have a lot of hair, this might be something else, go to a dermatologist to check it out.
>>222889269on the mousey tip me
>>222889103why do you have a homestuck typing quirk
why did you copy my name for that post
>>222889268i care because my hair is one of the two reasons i get any pussy>>222889274like what? i take adderall but i doubt it’s that
>>222889274>this might be something elseYeah it’s called receding hairline dumbass nigga in Bulgaria you no have?
>>222889269shall be in bed for both of theseSpain and Belgium are your winners
>>222889239get that fin
>>222889269>two rigged mickey mouse gamesyeah, bleaghh....
what are these dots appearing all over my hands
>>222889313allergic reaction
>>222889313Cum spots
>>222889313heat rash
>>222889247Get the software Libation then you can decrypt the audiobooks you buy (even the free ones) and listen to them on any software, not just the shite Audible app ok!
>>222889269My money's on Portugal and America
>>222889313foden eggsthey'll hatch soonx
>>222889239Nice perm, man. Well done. Well done on that perm.
>>222889303>not watching Cristiano Ronaldo's final ever World Cup gameyikesYIKES
>>222889239Fuck is a Norwood
>>222889313They're itchy yeah? It's because of the heat it's called PRICKLY HEAT ok
>>222889294>like what? i take adderall but i doubt it’s thatIdk, I'm just speculating since your other hair looks very good and full. >>222889298Yes we have it of course. Here at least 50% of men have a buzz cut despite having a full head of hair.
>>222889294You get pussy because of your hair? Not having that
>>222889347apparently it's a balding scale, first time I heard it was here as well as maxilla and other looksmaxing terminology
>>222889355it’s not. this was how it looked when i buzzed it/regrew it 2 years ago
>>222889359i've been on fin for like a decade at this point and i'm still an incel despite having a head full of hair
>>222889403State of that barnet lmfao
washed up players who were once considered gods are now going to saudi arabia instead of america to play their post-retirement football to earn a bit of money
>>222889403dios mio...
>>222889403do you take the meds
>>222889403Whitest American
>>222889403Do you wear a duragYou have wavesIt looks like that anywhere
bit warm innit
>>222889403screamingcannot imagine the level of self-hatred to make people who are not white be so racist and larp as whites on the internet
>>222889403Oh ok this might be male pattern baldness, wasn't very clear from the other picture.
im scared because I know I will bald at some point but I also know from other stuff that my body is so sensitive to fluctuations in DHT so that means I will almost certainly be one of the unlucky few who get side effects from finasteride
>>222889403my god...
>>222889429yes and all was well til i stopped being able to cum from penetration>>222889445>duragnoit looks like that til it’s grown out. picrel was 5 months ago when i had it long
>>222889452Where did you get that from
>>222889403your hair is so ugly you'd probably benefit from a buzzcut which would hide the baldness anyway
>>222889452>racist>self hatredwhat did i say to indicate i’m racist or hate myself you stupid retard
>>222889472Women with this hair look fucking sexy.You should troon out
>>222889476he's constantly shitting on indians and mexicans like your typical /pol/ chud, and like your typical /pol/ chud he is also not fully white. i don't understand their mentality.>>222889492you've got to be a thick cunt to try to deny you're not the chud who's always going on about liberals and browns
>>222889457aging is part of life, it's human. either you fight it (a war of biological attrition that you fundamentally cannot win) or you flow with it. like a sea at storm.
>>222889507>you're not the chud who's always going on about liberals and brownsthe fuck are you talking about niggai’m not the only american on /brit/
>>222889517>>222889517>>222889517
>>222889523>>222889523>>222889523
