Why don't white people wash they ass?
>>222888856We don't practice izzat
>>222888856bidet is not a substitute for toilet paper though, we have bidets btw
>>222888884you wipe with toilet paper, then clean with water, then wipe dry with toilet paper
>>222888898>then wipe dry with toilet paperno? you use a towel dipshit
>>222888910nasty
i dont know a single person who has a bidet
>>222889010It's not nasty because with bidet your ass is sparking
>>222889036water doesn't remove the bacteria
>>222889076You're using soap as well
>>222888884>we have bidets btwbullshit, we don't have them in public places and not in most apartments eitherI hate itI dream of having my ass so clean it shinesI shower it at home but when I'm in a restaurant or a gallery I'm cursed with crusty ass no matter how much TP I waste
>>222888898first step is uncessary why would you do that
>>222889107Why would you wanta bidet in public places, nobody would use that that's gross. In apartments they don't usuallt happen but when I was a kid I remember every one of my friends house had a bidet except my cousin who lived over a bakery o algo.
>>222889151It is neccessery, do you want shit on your fingers and under your nails? I don't think so you'd smell like an indian.
>>222889151It depends on what kind of shits you are having. With sticky shit that gets stuck in your ass it's better to wipe the largest shit off first with toilet paper.
>>222888898Exactly this, except why would you install a whole another appliance instead of just using these?
>>222889192Water pressure cleans shit away better than toilet paper. I used to have stains sometimes on my boxers back when I only used tp. Problem went away when I started washing my ass with that hand shower.
>>222888856Absolutely retarded, bidet is not a substite for toilet paper. Here's how to use it for you retards >shit as usual >clean with toilet paper as usual >hop onto bidet >wash yo ass with specific intimate parts soap >Italians also add specific soap inside the anus with your fingers (must wash hands before the procedure)>dry with toilet paper or your personal towelsYou can also use it to wash your dick/pussy before sex
I suspect Italian or Japanese Bidet is actually worse than handshower we have. Probably has no pressure at all.
>>222888856i only use the bidet because i have hemorrhoids
I sit over the bath and use the shower hose after I poo like a bidet.
>>222890612do they pop out of your asshole? I had like a swollen vein in my anus that was like a hemorroid from too much spicy food once and it was really annoying when shitting
>>222890690I think I got mine from wiping too hard, mine are like at my asshole entry and are kinds small, I can even pull on them with my fingers, they feel like little tentacles on my ass
>>222889233*drops it in the bow*
>>222890951must be annoying, can you cure it?
>>222889305>italian peepo finger dey ass
>>222891525WRONG, you should just wash your ass with soap and hot water until all the crusty doo doo is completely gone and then wash it again and then you can wipe it with a special ass towel.
>>222891525>>222891564I mean steps 1-3 are good, steps 4-6 I take issue with. There is no reason to use paper after washing to wipe off any doo doo because if you use hot water and soap and scrub it enough it's 100% clean and you should just dry it with an ass towel.
>yuronigs can't even afford to plug a showerhead into their toilet and a single ass towel
The only reliable asscleaner
>>222891716I love these things, they make my garden stones look brand new :D
>>222891525too much effort
>>222891742That's a funny name for your balls
>>222891742Weird word for kidney stones but okay
>>222888856Is this some stealth "Roman Empire" map thing?>>222889305>with the exception of some steps like wiping first and fingering yourself, this is how Iranians also do itI wonder who ripped off who.
in finland we have pillupuhelin and persepyyhe
>>222894354"Western" civilization began in Persia
>>222895669Fuck off, we're brown niggers and oriental despots o algo.
>>222895693We are brothers. Greeks and Romans learned their state craft, technology and language from the Persians. Iranian root words are embedded in every European language. British people are very Mediterranean and meds are swarthy lol.
>>222888856Toilet paper often makes my anus bleed. Its like what the fuck dude?Its since covid. I think they cheaped out on the quality of the paper.
>>222889305>>Italians also add specific soap inside the anus with your fingers (must wash hands before the procedure)Muscle memory from towelboy training, I take it
>>222895908What kind of trickery is this?>>222896860Use wet wipes?
>>222897119>Use wet wipes?You're only supposed to flush two at most here. The correct solution is to have more fibre in your diet so your poo has a cleaner pass and you basically never have anything on the paper when you wipe, thus less wipe attempts so no rectal bleeding
>>222895693Dont let western pigs WE WUZ your regal brown heritage, king.
>>222897205>You're only supposed to flush two at most here.will they fine you in ingoland if you dont?
>>222897205Well, we wash with bidet and exclusively wipe with left hand. Use right hand after that for everything else including drying off the wet ass with toilet papers. Then wash both hands in the sink with hand wash liquids or foams and water thoroughly.>>222897219DAS RITE!
i live in rural area and i can't afford toilet papers so i use mulberry leaf also toilet is outside
>>222888856diet. there is nothing to wash when you shit bricks vs med diet where they spray their toilet and ass with shit.
>>222897292>i live in rural area and i can't afford toilet papers so i use mulberry leaf also toilet is outsideVPN off, Ivan
>>222888898this is the correct opinion
>>222889305>Italians also add specific soap inside the anus with your fingersno you fucking don't
>>222897245No, but your drains are likely to clog, whereupon shit and piss will come upstream which is not fun from my understanding.
>>222897689>mulberry>russianuneducated retards are uneducated
>>222889233Everytime i see this topic discussed, i feel like a grand wizard with rare arcane knowledge...Picrel is NOT a japanese washlet. Its the standard here. Assuming its not a cheapskate squat toilet.
>>222897292>mulberry leaveswhy? I guess this plant is native to the Americas. Unfortunate for you. those are some tree leaves bro. just get a handfull of grass or something, surely that would be better in a pinch
>>222898877that's no way to talk about russia!
>>222899052obsessed
>>222899098glad you have enough cell phone reception in your outhouse to join us!
>>222899109>outhouseno that's where the volga bavarians dine, I don't go there!
>>222899160>I don't go there!good, you just shit on the apartment floor like most of you do!
>>222888856This map is wrong.We don't actually use TP ourselves, we just manufacture it for exporting.When nature calls, just run innawoods to take a shit and improvise when it comes to cleaning.
>>222899233are you russian?
>>222899177Good thing I keep a pet bavarian to lick it up!
>>222899259glad to hear your found a replacement for your mom!
>>222899272At least my mom doesn't take 9 months to take a shit like your mom!
>>222899312that's because yours never stops shitting! enjoy your 30 siblings!
>>222899340I would but a hungry Bavarian already ate them(
>>222899376awww russians gotta starve again, so sad :3
>>222888856y semi yts save used tp in a dry bin by the wc?
>>222899451Luckily we'll still never be as starved for attention as (You)!
>>222899233us being an extremely outdoorsy people often doing day, weekend or week long hikes and girls are the most eager to share this on social media. you just know they have sharted in some unholy fasion on some mountain, there is no way around it... they have wiped their ass with moss, grass, stones and leaves. somehow that part is never told in their insta stories.t. does it regulary. i have scraped shit out of my ass with my bare fingers while mosquitos where attacking my bare ass in swarms and then trying to wash it all off in some swamp puddle. not fun but made me feel alive.
>>222888856>oryou suposed to first clean with toilet paper, then use the bidet
>>222888856>oryou do both you unwashed cannibal
>>222888856Toilet paper is enough.
>>222888910That's disgusting, your towels are probably smeared with a thin layer of shit. Use toilet paper after the wet wipe you barbarian
>>222900942I can tell you actually don’t wash your ass. toilet paper turns to mush when wet.
>>222900942Just use soap nigga. Is your shower towel also smeared with shit?
>>222900942why would you assume there's shit on an ass that was cleaned well just a second ago
>>222901027Only if you soak it, you are an idiot>>222901053>>222901055Wipe, wet wipe then finish with another dry wipe to confirm your ass is clean, you dont need to risk getting shit on your towels when you can just use another piece of toilet paper like you've been using up until then. The fucks the point of suddenly switching to a towel arbitrarily
>>222900942That's why you use the designated shit towel.
>>222901936That must be why he called his towel the dipshit
>>222901651wash your ass with soap, honkeywet wipes dont erase your shitstain bacteria
>>222888898>>222898231Norwegians are my people.
>>222889305KEK
ah, breakfast and poop discussion, i use shower
>>222889305>finger your ass so it's cleaner :)nice try gayboy
Many of those blue countires cant hand toilet paper in their sewage pipes.
