'Arry edition
Sir Englands Brave Harry Kane
howling at the lad that got bullied by a millennialchad at a gourmet burger bar in 2011 and had to make a heckin observational reddit gold meme about it
gay porn inspector coming tomorrow to make sure all the porn im watching is sufficiently gay
it make woman I fall in love with policewoman so AI good now
>>222896360
Harry Kane of England as Trump said
>>222896360Is he the one with the fat munter bird?
Too hot to cook so we've gone to the pub
which one are you? x
biomass out de way
>>222896426Fit please!
>>222896395he's done you
>>222896417which subreddit you rob this off then?
>>222896380Not a fan of my sexy rimworld character visualisations then?
>>222896426i want them all to take turns pooing in my mouth
>>222896391Toil would give me notice and I can get a new one, going from bennies to an actual job would be a lot harder>So, it says here you've been unemployed for 5 years, why is that?>Uh... well... I was on the bennies and...
Harry KaneHarry CaneCane... BAME... Harry... Canes... Harry Canes the BAMES
>>222896438i'm sure if we destroy our remaining industry we can solve climate change
I tried getting PIP but I'm too honest to do it, I have autism and that but I'm high-functioning and can do regular things fineMeanwhile there are websites and YouTube videos telling people to "write as if it's your worst day", as if that isn't cheating the system. Only those who require 24/7 care should be entitled to PIP
>>222896417On the keto are we?
bathroom sinks blockedAGAIN
came downstairs to find that the sink and washing machine were full of water. theres a blockage and the water cant get outcba with this desu
>>222896456harry BAME
all mental health benefits should be abolished
>>222896449I don't play RimWorld so no
>>222896417CHEESY PEAS
>That dog looks like a british person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_N72iuM4g
>>222896449id RIM her WORLD haha x
>>222896466>>222896471drainbergs on a national strike
>>222896417Do they not serve meat anymore then
>>222896500You'd lick her arse hole.
love rimworld, me. love rimming. I'm playing past midnight tonight. get rimmed, dad!
>>222896426The chinky one
>>222896458its all just strategy to secure resources. This whole country is a nasty little game of musical chairs, grifting and catching people out and playing games. I hate this place so much
>>222896438China hates the West and this is why we shouldn't buy anything from China
going to a mtg event to meet fit trans girls
One chicken-fried steak with mash potatoes and champagne please
>>222893549it made me happy
remember those lads from 2011 that used to come up in to your bedroom when your mum was passed out on the couch and touch your bumhole and you'd have to pretend to be asleep
not arsed about life
male-to-girl event
GET THE BASTARD CHOONS ON RIGHT NOW
>>222896525Yeah other countries are much better aren't they, with their higher rates of disease and poverty
love watching russian dashcam videos. they're just so peak
Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them
>>222896553United Kingdom.
>>222896360soon to be sir 'arry
mad how i can just alter reality with my iphone’s own photos appjust delete people, erase them completely, with no effort whatsoever
rorke mistaking my kindness for weakness
>>222896438Ok? I'm not a pig
>>222896454Been on bennies so long my only hope is self employment. After they find a cute for being an actual certifiable mentaloid
>>222896556
Gabby Logan needs to force a foul mess into my awaiting mouth
>>222895587Would be great but who would enforce it and howNo bennies until you get your booster shot lol
>>222896565Shut up you retarded cunt
>>222896458I wrote about this before but once I was basically forced by the job centre to go to an interview that was an hour away for a job that was 2 hours from where I livedNeeded to do a test to basically confirm I'm not a mong and since I REALLY didn't want to travel 2 hours to a building I intentionally failed, then they had me do it again, failed again, and again, and I failed again, then they wanted it another bloody timeThis time I passed it just to get it over with and after passing the entire office clapped for me as if I were a retarded child, eventually during the little interview where they wanted me to sign up I just told them I couldn't do it etc and leftI imagine that's the sort of thing those videos would show but I felt so embarrassed and ashamed when they clapped, awful memory
i shit in the shower is that a problem
>>222896546why do you post the sponsors in dead threads?
dunno how you're supposed to get a job when they always try to ring you im not answering an unknown phone call
>>222896601
>>222896595Need to be surgically sewed to her angry east African arse
>>222896565Actually our poverty rate is the same and actually lower if we include child poverty
>>222896607sister had a phase doing this when she was 16
>>222896608Brought to you by google.
Get the rescue dogs kicked in ribs
Rorke getting on PIP so he can skip the queue for Nemesis Inferno
>>222896595screaming
Potato smileys are amazing, the face definetely improves the flavour
>>222896636did she tell you that or did you find out some other way
>>222896615seems to like you don’t want a job
>>222896601chortling
>>222896643no
leftypol getting on pip then doing himself in anyway
>>222896653potato smileys and potato waffles are lush but for some reason no matter how many i eat they don't make me full and i'm a skeleton
Any pip Chads in the house?Any grants or bonuses or stuff I need to get that I’m not aware of? Already get lush pip
NEED Spain to batter these man and send Ronnie home
>>222896655
>>222896653>>222896673poortherners are scum
>>222896676what do you get it for, anxiety ?
Obliterate the biomass
>>222896678um
nth for the gyaldem
>Yes I'm British, how could you tell?
>>222896678Bet her droppings are really thin and dry bet I could snort them
>>222896684None of your bonus lad x
>>222896677read that as himmler
spammed the onlyfans whore again award
>>222896458Surely people who need 24/7 care should get 24/7 care. I never lied on my pip form and never applied for more than I needed. Could've been on twice as much money but I didn't earn it so if I don't need it they can keep it for bankers bailouts or whatever else it goes on. Didn't go on pip until the cost of living went up like crazy. They stopped my money once, for 8 months, and almost immediately I was eating what I could steal or scavenge, and my electricity went off. Would've been made homeless but my landlord was a slumlord and literally nobody else would move into that squat. It was hell.
>>222896701sorry?
>>222896702oh dyslexia then
rorke scooting his socks over the carpet then shocking the class' disabled kid
>>222896646That's the best one, I assume Stealth is actually the worst but I've never been on it because it's queuing for 2 hours to be on a rollercoaster for 20 seconds or something, at least the other ones were a minute or more
>>222896708get a fucking job then worm
Another one from my old favourites. My sis sent me this cover. Girlie has soul xhttps://youtu.be/CO2uDrKzwSA
poor lad has ruined his life
>Bevs status In
>>222896600Fuck off moron>>222896633Most of the world has more disease and poverty than the UK does
>>222896380not sure i get the joke
>>222896701
>>222896738i'm already steaming de lada
>>222896696leftypols latest cop
I'm the green river killer
>>222896729what causes this
>>222896723
(8) we out here vibin' (8)
occifer occifer I can't breathe
>>222896753severe OCD. Some people's OCD is so extreme they cannot cope with daily life without stimming their meme words like rorke
Used to have a proper freak teacher in school.Little specky gimp who genuinely tried to be liked by the popular lads and tried to befriend them and idolized them. Remember once he sat and watched a video on one of their phones of them having a fight after school and he was bigging him up lol Proper freak
>>222896754done him
>>222896723If I could then I would've done that instead of starving wouldn't I you div. Nobody would choose to live like I did, and if they did they'd be sectioned
Sup.
>>222896773sounds like a cut and dry PIP case
>>222896703Umm
needing cans
>tranny spammer is a literal spacker living in a disgusting bedsit on PIPexplains a lot
Senor Poopy Butthole
rorke
>>222896784Did they make fun of him?
>>222896773You the mongboy who cries about how many times Rorke features in the archive?
>>222896753mento illness luv x
>>222896805yes, and?
>>222896805Can you see everyone's ip address or something?
>>222896784scream
>>222896809whats he done now
>>222896696I got one of these to get into airport lounges. they give them out at the info desk at Heathrow without checking for anything and anyone can order them online too
who we supporting lads, portugal or spain?
hate it when you sit down on the toilet for a jolly good shite but then actually nothing comes out (doing this (or rather NOT doing this) right now!)
UMMM I'VE GOT MENTAL ELF I'VE GOT MENTAL ELF MATE
>>222896812i occasionally bring it up, its an effective shaming technique. Its also the best way of demonstrating to spastics like you that its mainly a spambot
>>222896784ah see you were taught by Mr. Rorke PGDE
Need a Rorke vs Leftypol comic strip in the Beano
up late eating peanut butter straight out of the jar like a gorilla in a zoo being given enrichment time
Might genuinely start the PIP claim
>>222896837Spain, need Ronnie gone
>the class' disabled kid*spells out a ktim gang sign*
Are we MAGA now?
>>222896810Yeah but he genuinely tried to fit in, we used to think he was a nonce but after awhile it became clear he idolized them.Remember once one of the lads was going on holiday and he said to him the women in America will be all over him lol
>>222896846that's got to be extraordinarily unhealthy lad......... though I'm not one to talk
>>222896858based
bought some of ronaldo's chocolate in portugal and it was fucking awful
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOP SAYING RORKE!!!!!!IT'S NOT FUNNNYYYYYYY
>>222896839I'm not a gnelf
>>222896754she looks pretty here ngl
Remember when we went on a school trip and the gimpy IT teacher had to sit at the back with all these paki kids and they took pictures of the bigger one getting him in a headlock and all of them just generally bullying him and they put them all on facebookEven at the time I didn't even find it funny I just felt really bad for him
rorke hating everyone talking about his so he claims the people talking about him are spambots
I am so handsome I'd even suck my own dick
>>222896793get off your arse and get a job
>>222896838stick a finger up there and try it grab it
>>222896881your fat fingers mugged you off there
fucking s cromgagignITS SUMMER DEEEEE LADS
>>222896890there's a gif of a gorilla doing this, it's mental. comes out in the shape of his colon.
>>222896829well you’d know better than I would since—*pulls unconvincing rubber mask off your headYOU ARE RORKE
>>222896830I read a great story about a Chinese fella who bought a first class ticket and kept postponing his flight instead of taking it so he had permanent access to the first class lounge where they did free food. After years of free luxury meals he cancelled the ticket and got his money back.
>>222896838i hate this toohere i sit broken heartedpaid a pennybut only fartedremember that, bloody funny that
if you die in your sleep tonight nobody would even notice
>>222896887Alri Benderyank
>RIGHT that's the third time I've caught you posting Rorke today! Pack. It. In.
lads the rorke poster spams rorke 3,000 times a month. at what point do you just accept its a bot
>>222896784swear everyone has a david brent teacher like this at some point
>>222896912MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE
>>222896892i'm hoping no one posts a bradders with the greentext >his
Failed normies treating /brit/ like their classroom again. I guarantee I was more popular in school than all these mongs sperging out over posts they don't like
>>222896912Who is he?
poo
the rorke poster is onesingular brown woman we've been over thisshe is very unwell
>>222896899
>>222896917its not a bot. just an extremely sad individual doing the bulk of them.
>>222896902If this is a true story then I can't imagine it was worth it for this fella unless he was either really poor or lived 20 minutes away from the airport otherwise I can't see the point of doing allat
>>222896930you'll do nothing
>>222896912i wonder if anyone on /brit/ was a prefect. i wasn't because i was too much of an introverted little slug.
love my air friarhate cleaning my air friar
>>222896933i could save her
rorke like an egyptian
>>222896912scream. terrific post, wonderful image. all-around great banter.
>>222896927ok
>>222896889People like you make me want to scam every penny I can put of the system with zero remorse. I could do it too. I could get a car, and 2-3x as much rent, easily.
>>222896950yeah i wasgood little boy me
>>222896902Yeah definitely happened that one
>>222896933It's not that Khyber pass resident who trooned out a few years ago is it
Awesome.
>>222896960you are obviously brown
are there any other secret perks of having a spacka lanyard that i should know
>>222896869didn’t ask for your life story
>>222896927And yet here you are
I am fine. Thanks you all.
Remember in school being friends with this psycho lad and we both turned up late for our gimpy science teachers class and he made a joke about us off being gay together and everyone laughed at the psycho kid picked up one of heavy duty tape dispensers and launched it at him.Ended up smashing a few off his teeth out and he started screaming and crying, ended up leaving the job and last I heard that psycho lad ended up joining the French foreign legion a few years later
>>222896946He was Chinese so probably both but maybe the airport was a short detour from his commute or something.
>>222896981Can get a wank off a downie lass and people won’t get mad
SCROMITING
I've got depression and anxietyI deserve PIP
>>222897008Wonder how many he's seen off doing that
>>222897008Screaming
>>222897008didn't happen
just got diagnosed with chronic homophobia
Years ago I was Chinese
>>222897008hes black?
Says a lot about the absolute pondlife that post here that someone is boasting that they were probably cooler in year 8 than other posters
>>222896965*quickly do my top button up*
Can see this being a yawn fest
>>222897049What did you make of Bellingham's performance last night? x
Jobcentre F.C.
>>222897049 Nah white lad, genuinely think he was schizophrenic
>>222897008Nah. Smashed teeth and crying is too much, anon. Less is more, babe x
>>222896360Complete fraud of a player
>>222896784which subject was it?bloke was either a massive gimp or was trying hard to get in the good books of the lads so they wouldn't act like twats in his classesi went to an all boys grammar and we had teachers who were nice and decent but clearly didn't know how to control the class and the "popular lads" would constantly just act out and it was like a zoo
>>222897058yeah but that's /brit/ for you
>>222897072WHAT U ON A BOUT LAD
>>222897063
>>222897063bring it forth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
>>222897042Ive got an injection for you that can cure that haha x
>>222897060one of his countless displays of black excellence :)
>>222897008Mate went to an all boys school that is in the mixed school called poofters paradise and one day they had a new supply teacher who they just literally all ignored completely until she cried and ran out. Then she came back to try again and all the lads started chanting CRY CRY CRY until she ran out crying again
>store in a cool dark placektim
>>222897081He was our year head, think he taught history
>>222897092Shagged a bird that looks A LOT like the goalie here
>>222897089His overall game is shit
>>222897114same thing happened at my school
>>222897106No matter what they do they can't hide. Clocked it before I even opened the image
>>222897110Definitely taking home some hotel slippers from Mexico City
>>222896994Yh, I like it here, I never tried to be a normie
I thought Ronaldo played for Brazil
>>222897114>Our year 10 sailing teachernigga went to runescape secondary school
Remember once our science teacher started on some lad and the lad called his dad and his dad turned up at the school and ended up getting battered by the teacher in front of the class and his son
>>222897149You’re thinking of R8
Information please.
>>222897137Not hard considering they're posted every day with a bent pop song
>>222897092look like joker’s goons from batman
>>222897116We used to have a French teacher and every time she would try and teach the class something they'd say 'why do I need to learn this im not going to live in france' until she'd get so frustrated she'd angry cry in the cupboard
butterfly landed on the gf x
>>222896879what sort of dogshit comprehensive did you go to where pupils can put their hands on a teacher and not get suspended or expelled for it immediately
the biomass beckons...
bloke I know went to school dressed as a girl once and got shagged by his bully. would never happen now
Someone said a no no word did they?
>>222897177ktim playing perverted education
>>222896950we had prefects in our school but they didn't do anything
>>222897121Used to think that'd be a good name for an album and you could have an American shop (a "store") in a hot wet environment on the cover to illustrate the ambiguity
Saw a Nigerian with an amazing arse this morning. It's funny Americans get all the ugly black women and we get the fit ones
my school principal had down syndrome and we all had to just pretend to understand what he was saying during assemblys
Is a 5 inch Willy enough for a proper Nigerian black woman
>>222897203aw naur
>>222897141bellingham saying umm english please? to the receptionist
>>222897195You check her passport did you
year 7 maths teacher was a late 20s blonde lass from glasgowwish on absolutely everything that she raped me
>>222897070good post
>>222897212will barely penetrate the outer layer of the bunda unfortunately
if we win the cup how easy will it be to get a celebration shag
Thinking back on school, you ever notice the teachers only ever properly shouted at the runts? Never shouted at the hard lads or black lads who would potentially chin them
some variety of biomass just fell out of my arse
the boys
Fuck
>>222897216Slowly getting more and more irritated as she gormlessly stares at him. huffing and puffing and speaking slowly as if it'll help
>>222897246grow up
>I know he likes doughnuts
>>222897218Well she wasn't ngolo kante in a wig so I took a guess
think waiting 20 years for half life three and being blueballed over it so many times has scarred me mentally like a mother whose child went missing and never gave up hope
That's it.
>>222897215done him
>>222897235Didnt have a single black child in my school and the popular children hated the rough children for being idiot pikey mongs
Not sure who'd I want to play out of these
my dogs got some infection or something on his skin so that’s me getting fucking raped by the vets again
>>222897224yeah but we’d all have called you a liar if it happened so not worth it really
>runescape secondary schoolmight as well have been for me ahahah x
>>222897299woof
>>222897253
>>222897293Just hit it on the head with a metal pole, save some cash
>>222897246ian hislop
>>222897287You’re not getting past Norway fucking idiot
>>222897299just ever so slightly too old
>>222897253tapping on his iphone completely ignoring her mexican yapping, sunglasses on
>>222897299the poor man's sara cox
catberg doesn't really come in anymorealways outside playing, doesn't come in to sleep at night or anythingjust comes in for foodI hope he doesn't have a second home or I will be very upset
Please tune into Only Connect series 22 starting 8PM Monday 13th July on BBC2.
why is he talking to himself
>>222897299grim
>>222897318heh>>222897320>muh altitude
Genuinely will get on the PIPNeed a PIP whip badly
>>222897317alri john steinbeck lad
>>222897299mummy i want bitty
>>222897320You lot said that about Mexico too
Bloody echo in ‘ere
>>222897339get the time right this time, tvguidemong?
>>222897049https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f01oONrmbOk
crimson and clover
>>222897320Shut up sweat
Should never have banned vuvuzelasFucking woke
>>222897346Yeah England fans had all the excuses ready ahah>>222897355No I didn’t I said England would beat Mexico
>>222897368Crimson and clover??I don’t hardly know her!
glod
>>222897008based psycho defending his man's honour
why don't Portugal and Spain unite as one country
>>222897391No you didn't
dropping sean allan's football team into the middle of the full sized FA pitch but it turns into the maze from harry potter and they have to survive and escape
Not a single chant. Plastic wank
this WC is such corrupt bullshit
>>222897413why dont wales and england?
>>222897318
No, I dont know what he means either x
ian aislop*taps pen on desk*
>>222897413the sort of did a union of the crowns thing at one point but the portuguese rebelled and actually won
>>222892492>>222892492>>222892492
>>222897413Different languages for one
new thread soon
dolphin in a bathtub is it
Any webberoni man in?
>>222897509>>222897509>>222897509
>>222897506>>222897506>>222897506
>>222897470I made that pic myself in paint before ai was a thong
>>222897511>>222897512oh dear....
>>222897512lovely edish lad we'll use it next time
>>222896601scream
