England's oldest ally Portugal edition
Told you it would be yawn ball. Should have betted
I want to try salvia
>>222899085how is spain the most important catholics over italy
got me air conditioning on lads x
>>222899087can you imagine a white boy in the ghanian national team wearing traditional african clothing?
>i noticed she doesn't clean very well and she buys expensive branded stuff that isn't actually as effective as cheaper commercial products>she's a mediocre cleaner not sure why she's so famous. not even attractive enough to explain it by way of her being a woman.
>>222899087Ah so it's cultural appropriation? You'll be forming a mob to get him cancelled then won't you? My culture is not your costume etc
>>222899113they spread catholicism around the world o algo
>>222899113irrelevant they’re both functionally secular now
Thoughts?
>>222899122she is actually fit as
>>222899106i want to try your saliva
I want to try saliva (girl's)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTL76CY0Kgimportant viewing for all chuds
>>222899122did i offend your waifu? you gotta seethe for the rest of the thread now?
>>222899104omg that's ganon's horse
>>222899107why the fuck does he do that with his cheek
>new trump fifa leaks mention Portugal winning because the Saudis invested so much in to them
>>222899120yeah, i think there was a white guy in the namibian team for a while and i can imagine them doing something like that
could do with a goal here. can't be fucking doing with another half hour of this shite
>>222899150>>222899151
>>222899143FOY
>>222899152Me on the left
>>222899168Would quite like to lick her bumhole.
>>222899168ok this one’s fit
>>222899192but it probably tastes pooey
>>222899171
>>222899168cooorrrrrr i would wedge my face between her butt cheeks and shove my tongue so far up her arse nobody could pull me off
>>222899201pig emoji and poo emoji
>>222899211just straight people things
these teams need a big lad up top. andy carroll type or a crouchy.
Lads I had a few drinks and was messaging a bird and accidentally text her something I was supposed to post here.How can I explain to her why I randomly messaged her saying “Americans should be euthanised”, she responded saying “lol what”
>>222899113kicked out the jewskicked out the moorsconverted the savages what did italy do? the pope? fuck that nigga.also guessing spain scored because people outside cheering
>>222899113All the neighbours cheering here
Fucking finally
slurp for 90 minutes then the bad guys win
>>222899232they got an indian too? lol
>>222899228pointless video
scream ronaldo out
/brit/ lads will see an attractive woman and instead of thinking "wow i'd love to have sex with her" they think "wow i'd love to consume and inhale human shit"
there is literally zero chance that the ref for america belgium hasn't been bribed already
Injustica
cock my gunmake it sprayyo momma slaywont make her paytalks about her sonthat motherfucker gaysickest bars since that nigga dre
>>222899211i would pull you off with a loud *PLOP* and shove mine own in there
Portugal have done well playing with 10 men from the start
poonaldo going to cry again
police in elicopterserahicng for mariphana
the gyaldem
does ronaldo hate messi
There is too much a reliance on penalties. Half the games so far have depended on penalties.
>>222899297nastiest thing ive ever seen
>>222899297is she retarded?her phone has a fucking hole in it
>>222899168so who is this?
>>222899168dear lord, would eat her sex arse for hours
>>222899297
>>222899268Lad, I’m not trying to trip you up here or anything, but do you honestly believe the things you read here? Do you think everyone is being truthful in their posts? Follow on question, are you on the spectrum?
>>222899315rorke’s missus back off
>>222899305semen slurping sport ngl
>>222899274Ref for the final should be trump on a flying throne
>>222899325rattled turd slurper
>>222899104you just know....
>>222899228wow i'd love to consume and inhale human shit
yanks have really pushed this slurping meme
>>222899339with lasers coming out of the arms of the chair at a press of a button
>>222899305"will portugal regret not going for the win?" i can't imagine hearing that in any other sport
bye bye shitnaldo
Would a France v England final be more kino than France v Argentina?
British wrestling fans be like>My favorite wrestler is Triple HEYYYYCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwRLpBHbAAw
american wrestling fans be like "yeah woohoo"
gays eat poo now do they
day 3 losing beauty sleep :/
substitution with 30 seconds leftyeah that'll change the outcome
>>222899367england vs usa
Shitugal
>>222899367england getting to the final and losing on penalties with the blacks missing would be the most fun result
>>222899399That would be very toxic
screaming, Anthony Taylor wants Ronaldo to score
it’s literally just a game
alri lads
any /pegging/ enthusiasts in
>>222899381kek this will be me in 3 hours (ktwbmi3h)
Are they playing now?>>222899386I just got a call that woke up me and I'm seething
>>222899367USA v England. England win on penalties but then trump retroactively disallows one of England's goals and crowns the US the winner.
>>222899418STOP you degenerate, they'll think it was me
Чyшкoпeк raid
Why is losing weight so difficult
>>222899432Still seething?
>>222899455it isn't really but in a way yes it is
pisstiano poonaldo
>>222899416alri mate
>>222899446no one gave a shit about MY 4chan repootation when they were pretending to be me, that's just how it eez in da hood sometimes u jus catch some flak dust yoself off n keep movin
>>222899455Isn't there a new weightloss pill you can get in pharmacies for 99gbp a month?
>>222899418damn, bulgariabro. i didn't know you were this nasty.
>>222899460well yeah spastic, you couldn't win fairly so you had to resort to cheating.
Tragic to watch Ronaldo hold back a genuinely good team
>>222899106Same
bulganon on a madone I didn't know he moved like that
the portuguese team dont even appraoch ronaldo
>>222899455ktimneed to have beer and snacks but it makes it impossible to lose weight
Reckon they won't even read my appeal to unban my reddit account.RIP.Guess I'll have to make another and jump through the hoops to get the karma to be allowed to post.
>>222899455Life is miserable, food is comforting, and junk food is as fast as it is cheap
>>222899455Walk more, count calories, and hours walk a day would do you well
>>222899454>Чyщкoпeл lel, is this Bulgarian wife lad?alri >>222899473seee>>222899483FFS
>>222899485do they force the losing team to stand there? why would he not just go back in
>>222899484Messi did what Balogun did intentionally and got it overturned.
fuckin timmies your sisters better like fingerin bums and peggin i'm comin to yo rainy island next year
>>222899360
what a boring match
>>222899490I wouldn’t either, team sport except when it involves him, should’ve just accepted a super sub role rather than force himself in
>>222899498would have called ai but it's older than 2018
>>222899516i don't have a sister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTexqxo1og
>>222899517small forest died for this
>>222899538If he’s into pegging it sounds like a brother might do
Calories mean fuck all. Body composition is hormonally driven.
>>222899516Your arse is going to get destroyed, women here LOVE gaping Bulgarian boys
USA vs England but Trump uses the full might of the United States military and holds the FIFA heads hostage and calls in a special forces unit to threaten England players on the pitch then Trump himself walks on and scores the winning goal leaving FIFA no choice but to allow it or they'll be executed
ive seen enough put me on
>>222899455It's not difficult at all
>>222899557Isn't that basically what Mexico did and then still lost?
hellooooo "niggaaassss"!!!!!!
absolutely fucking hilarious how all the worst teams are down there to ensure an easy win for argentina
God I hate Spain, and France, and Morocco Wouldn’t seethe if anyone else won though there would be a minor melty if England lost (unless it was the final then it would be a mega melty)
>>222899551Cope, get that exercise in, get those calories down
>>222899579meds
>>222899552oh shid... need me a cute norvern rose to beat me up
i forgot the portugal match was today, i missed it.what happened, did ronaldo do well?
>>222899604nope. not a single player did well 2bh
theres blatantly some level of corruption in footy. its too massive not to have some
>>222899104widepeepohappy clap
>>222899600switzerland, colombia and egypt are objectively the worst teams there other than maybe canadaargentina also had the easiest groupit had to be done because they are bad, struggled against capo fucking verde
Lmfao thoughts?https://youtube.com/shorts/7cn-jLC8RQk
>>222899604No and got worse as the game went on but he was never subbed off
>>222899582why do you hate spain
>>222899579Love Messi and he’s still a great player, but the fact that refs have openly admitted to never wanting to book him means that for the last few years he’s been coddled and protected to the point it’s becoming a joke - good as he is
Anyone else itt have any experience with having a stalker?Not fun.
went and hurt me back didn't i. hurts.
>>222899626Just don’t like ‘em and I dread the thought of them becoming a genuine super team winning everything (again)
catberg's name is merlin but i like to call him "il merlo" which means "blackbird" in italiancatberg is neither black nor a bird by the by
who will be the protected players after ronaldo and messi are gone
>>222899638I do. He's extremely gay and annoying.
so this is leftypol>>222897274
>>222899579it sucks because i believe we're genuinely good and could hold our own against real teams, but instead get grouped with all these underdogs, its a very bad look.
>>222899596How is it a cope when everyone who counts calories is miserable, tired and ends up fat again? Speak to someone who’s studied endocrinology in the last 30 years, luv x
>>222899649*doxxes your cat*
>>222899638yeah got a bender who won't give me a moment's peace, he thinks i'm his friend and keeps inviting me round and i always make excuses in case he decides to pull a dahmer on me
>>222899579france v moroccounironically how are they telling the teams apart?
>>222899658why is /int/ so gay
>>222899678doesnt make sense since morrocans are brown not black
>>222899638yeah kind of >>222899658stranger things looking mf
>>222899638Had this old lady that was borderline stalking me, I know it sounds stupid but it was basically sexual harassment from her whenever she saw me since she lived by the shops and by old I mean 60+ or some shit, very grim, fully understand women who get disgusted at old men hitting on them
>>222899665lmao fat fuck. stop eating high calorie shite. speak to someone who's studied thermodynamics in the last 2000 years.
>>222899698yes it doesdon't talk back to me
>>222899621Do people just believe whatever shite they see on the internet or what?
don't fight lads, it's bed time
wish I had a mate who invited me around. wish I had a mate
by the time the next world cup arrives I'll be a 40 year old virgin
>>222899723I'll be your matex
>>222899665You ain't counting properly. So you're fat AND stupid.
>>222899665Last I checked I lost weight and kept it off, calorie counting doesn't mean keeping it below base/resting rate just around 2k and getting some exercise in
>>222899707Explain what you mean by thermodynamics
pendu
>>222899723they’re overrated
when i need advice i simply ask my close friends on /brit/
>>222899732Reporting you for underage, clearly the WC win is a long way away
Shit-stain-ano Penaldo
>>222899729HBKrorke aka the butcher
>>222899762same, love you lotx
>>222899750https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_law_of_thermodynamicsif you expend more calories than you consume, you lose weight, because the energy has to come from somewhere. it is physically impossible for you to not lose weight while on a low calorie diet. most adult human males expend 2500 calories a day. your hormones are not breaking the laws of nature.
whats ronaldo going to do now, be a full time youtuber?
>>222899769It's over.
need some money but don't want to have to work for it. man's eternal conundrum
HBKleftypol aka the mincer
want a steady gf but also don't want to give up grindr twinks. conundrum
>>222899743whenever you go in maccies there is always one of them who just holds a phone up in someone's face without saying a word. rude asf
David Mitchell talking about meeting his wife:> And whatever happens from now on, I want to concentrate on being grateful. I thought I was too old to change – someone once told me that anything you haven’t done by the age of 28, you’ll probably never do. And by my mid-thirties I’d never formed a long-term relationship, never moved in with anyone, hardly ever got off with the same woman twice. Now I’ve met someone who I can’t live without – and I don’t have to.>So I’m inexpressibly grateful, to her and to fate, for this change, this miracle. It would have been an incomplete life, one not properly lived, if I’d never fully loved or had the amazing feeling of it being reciprocated.
>>222899787Still got the 1k goals mark to reach, then surely it's being an ambassador for 2030 in Portugal/Spain, and then again for the Saudi WC (grim), after that I guess he'll be counting money
>>222899807>someone once told me that anything you haven’t done by the age of 28, you’ll probably never do
>>222899807>someone once told me that anything you haven’t done by the age of 28people who give advice like this should be shot
>>222899807This fucker got so lucky it's unreal.
>>222899807Awww
right well thats the conundrumcord's cover blown then
>>222899787or a supergroupronaldo on drums, bono on sax
genius
>>222899802need them all ground into chum and fed to aquariums
had an online female friend for the past 6 years and the whole time i've been fantasising about putting a baby in her belly
Succumbing to a pepsi max cherry
Got accosted by two Africans on the way to Tesco today. Must have followed me for half a mile talking to me about God and trying to get me to convert. Really freaked me out because it was clear that they were waiting for me to walk to a quiet area before mugging me and because there were two of them and both bigger than me there’s nothing I could have actually done to stop them.
>can't get the yuffie dlc if you buy ff7 remake second hand >"you want yuffie? buy a new copy or upgrade from the ps4 version!"bro
>>222899857tell me i'm not crazytell me they've increased the cherry flavour recently
>>222899782Can I ask how you measure expenditure? For example the amount of shit you produce, how do you measure the calories in that so you can subtract that from the calories you use as fuel? And yes some of that weight will be bacteria, so we’ll need to calculate that too at some point.
Incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjYqKLmCGvIimportant viewing for all chuds
>>222899863pay up gaijin
>>222899859you met the tesco "niggas"
i didnt even know euro 2028 is in uk & ireland. dont think anyone will enjoy visiting
>>222899807last bit kind of unsettled me ngl :/
what's your steroid stack lads?did a cycle of just test c last year but now i'm about to do one of test e and tren
living on the streets surviving being a tourist guide smoking on the fucking roads
>>222899887mad how you can tell he’s korean and not some other type of chinese
>>222899807Did you know his wife stared in a porn film she made at uni?
>>222899908im blasting 66-FAG-POO
>>222899844is this the gravity falls girli distinctly remember fans of the show being demented incestuous nonces on tumblr 10+ years ago when i was looking at yaoi
>>222899898They're gonna bloody love it, in fact some of them will love it so much they'll never
>>222899925Yeah she was called Mabel I believe
>>222899919lost media innit
Tempted to get a beard transplant. Not a fan of permanently looking like a 14 year old because I’m also 5’7
>>222899868it's basal metabolic rate (energy you expend at rest) x physical activity factoruse a tdee calculator to estimate thathttps://tdeecalculator.net/
>>222899941sonion ring
He actually doesn't look that bad on their wedding, the beard is making a lot of lifting. Good for him though. He probably won her with one of his epic rants.
>>222899914>>222899919look the two spain flags are posting right next to each other again!!!
>>222899927well i never
>>222899910
in euro 2028 they will all come and say wow welsh and scottish and irish people are so based and english people are so cringe
>>222899908
Adolf Hitler was the greatest European of all time.It pains me that we live in this ugly hell created by jews.
Tempted to get a buy-to-let so that my money is actually working for me, but Mumberg thinks I’m insane because she’s fallen for Tory propaganda that landlords are the most oppressed people in Britain.
>>222899879mate she could have done better
>>222899950He's successful and funny, he can have a micropenis abd he'll still do aight
>>222899925yea i remember that one artist doublepines, good times man haha
>>222899971sup mouldie
>Check David Mitchell heightActually thought he'd be shorter desu
>>222899914tsingtao logo on the fridge lad shoudlve gone to specsavers
>>222899969am 31 and my hairline is rock solid, reckon i'm well and truly out of the woods in this regard tbf
Sup.
>>222899971wrong.
>>222899973sir negative equity
>>222899960The Norwgian soyjak is real?!
>>222899974of course, but that means she definitely loves him which is sweet >>222899976I'm glad for him
reading yhe binble
my arse demands a raping
>>222899989the norwoods
>>222900000checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw6wGwKEdT8howling
Simply cannot fathom why someone would pay lots of pounds to have a brown person bring them food.
>>222900012clever!
>>222899969After you guys talked about it I did some research and seems like people are killing themselves after taking the pills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJqV0_6RhxI
>>222900017nobody's thinking about the colour of the delivery drive you muppet. people actually have things going on in their lives and that shit is meaningless to them
>>222899985googlestein tells me it’s one of the most popular beers in korea
>>222899937Not what I asked. You don’t use all the calories you eat (technically you don’t use calories at all) you shit a lot of the food you you out and some food you shit out almost all of it.The point I’m getting at rather than go back and forward is that using a simplistic physics model for a complex biological process is extremely flawed.
>>222899977find another site to sully you grotty nonce cunt
The technical expertise gained from the Pruteen process assisted ICI in collaborating with company Rank Hovis McDougall on a process for the production of fungal biomass for human food. A continuous fermentation process for the production of Fusarium venenatum biomass (marketed as Quorn) was developed using a 40 m3 (1,400 cu ft) air-lift fermenter.
just stalked the insta of this bint i've been meaning to ask out and turns out she's currently on holiday in norway of all places, fucks sake
sir bill cipher
>>222900017Lazy, fatThere's a McD's 10 mins walk away and my brother still gets it delivered
>>222900040i honestly can't tell if this is bait.
>>222900051mmmhmm she luv dat viking
>>222900042get a better fetish gay freak incest is based
I want to have sex with a woman but I can't
Sir Disc Cord
what would you do if you had a ridiculously big knob lads, like 10 inches or more? reckon you'd basically be obligated to do porn
>>222900040You don't shit out "food" mate. You shit out the fucking fibre which as no energy or calories in it. Jesus Christ go do some basic reading on the topic.
>>222900057>McD's 10 mins walk away and my brother still gets it deliveredI live in a city centre and still see my neighbours getting it delivered. Would take 3 minutes walk.Genuinely cannot understand what sort of person would do this.Then they have the gall to complain about a cost of living crisis.
>>222900086this is why i reckon theres a lot of big willy trannies, staring down at a giant willy all day probably messes with your brain and makes you hypersexual
>>222900086I would probably have herpes by now
ever since i've started pirating games and tv i've become a true jew in regards to spending money, whenever i see a nice restaurant i think to myself "i could just make myself something nicer at home for less money"i didnt use to be this way, but frankly i like it.
sir still prime minister but everyone's forgotten about him
>>222900067wouldn't bother me as much if they weren't ten year olds mate dont be fucking dull
Have you ever seen anything as silent as Nigel Farage on Trump's involvement in the Balogun saga?
Sup toadie
>>222900118ed daveyan post
>>222900108When I'm alone I'm literally like this, especially about food.
mad how we live in a dystopian world
worried about the starmerite sleeper cells
>gay freak incestcorrrrr
>>222900052distinctly remember seeing loads of gay shipping art with him and one of the grunkles lmao what the fuck was in the water back then
sex with yuffie
>>222900159yeah you remember that do you?
jobcentre appointment tomorrowbenniemongs always neglect to mention the fortnightly humiliation ritual as you're summoned to this big open plan office to talk about how you're looking but still not finding any work and the person you're talking to just doesn't give a shit and thinks you're lower than rubbish
>>222900117stfu woke moralist anyway im not into that diddy stuff i just remembered that artist from back in the day, iirc they drew them aged up
>>222899579The English flag is the nicest flag out there. We are actually just the main characters, it's crazy.
>>222900146tim farronian post
>>222900169done that elephant
Go back to your cockroach farm
>>222900170why doesn't the government just assign people jobs
rascalwrangler or feliciatrone?
Aussies have made things too gay in here
>>222900177it’s genoa’s flag actually rorke
>>222900171ok but wanking to aged up kid characters still isn't a very good look
35c next week
>>222900213Are they still a city state? No!? Thought not
what do you do if you see someone openly admit they're a nonce and blatantly act like a nonce on Discord
first they came for the NEETs and I went LOL! thats it thats the end of the sentence because im a NEET and im suicidal LOL
>>222900201
>>222900247ktim
>>222900239report and move on.
the worst thing about the balogun situation is that the trust is gone. rorke goes on on low trust society due to immigrants but trump has brought low trust by being corrupt and improperas per usual with rorke it's every accusation a confession
>every accusation is a confessionkafkaesque or something
looking at my bitch i bet she give yo ass a bonelooking at my wrist it'll turn yo ass to stone
>>222900283it’s just a game mate
>>222900309read this in bart simpsons voice
>>222900303cope harder rorke
>>222899950Looks like he's pissed himself
Get it made.
>>222900322Probably from joy
>>222900314undue influence extends beyond sport
>>222900354>>222900354>>222900354
How's it going, mate?
>>222900362>>222900362>>222900362
NEW>>222900375>>222900375>>222900375
well then
Fuck.
Keep it.
