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If you working a job you a bitch
Most nursing homes are rat holes where kids abandon their parents
Team USA themehttps://youtu.be/xqanQ9DPgV8
good OP, good edition>>222900263genuinely good idea. we need to kill the already dying perception that video games are childish
>>222900372I happily threw my dad in one.
Raining. Might hire a 3rd worlder to bring me food
>>222900380When you kids put you in a home you will be playing Ocarina of time
>>222900391what about yo mama
>>222900372Imagine spending your final days on earth in a glorified hotel room staffed by minorities that dont care at allI think i would kill myself before ever letting myself get to that point
>>222900391Really? That's depressing
bacon wrapped cheese milkshakes for dindin
Imperioli said he used to go to every Galaxie 500 concert in NYC in the late 80's, he called himself a groupie of the band, lmao. Cool band, they had some good stuff.
>>222900421Well if you have enough money you can have a nurse take care of you at home
>>222900417She married a doctor and moved to Hawaii
>>222900413i'm presenting vibes based arguments without evidence but it feels like playing games daily would be a good way to stave off/slow down dementia
>>222900423It’s punishment for a life poorly spent
When you see a midget in a horror movie you know it is going to be some spooky shit and they went all out
I want to navigate my finger to the center of your asshole baby
midgets dont like when you call them midgets. please use acceptable terminology like dwarf, little person, or person of short stature
The worst part about being around old people is hearing about their disgusting health problemsUnasked they'll happily tell you a bunch of revolting information about their bowel problems
Women are so sexy it's such a shame I'm so deatly afraid of them I can't even look at them
>>222900529Imagine how easy it would be to punt a person of short stature
for me?michael gira and nihilism
>>222900487I don't want midgets in horror films as I watch those for entertainmentI want nothing but midgets in cartel leaks as I enjoy knowing they're being made to suffer
>>222900454Imagine you are having a violent dementia episode and this is all you hear in the background https://youtu.be/tJWjq76qEIQ
Fuck midgets if any of you are midgets I will double jump off your little goombah head while on mushrooms like my hero
>>222900556your life if you hadn’t fumbled spinster
FilthCopRaping a Slaveholy trinity of protosludgepost-genesis-p-orridge-protoindustrial
jailbait
This midget died after landing on a parked car. Her first solo dive ended in death as the ropes twisted and she went into a spiral and her little arms couldn't untangle them
When I get old and if I ever get to a place where I can’t move very well I’m going to no life classic wow like when I was young.
This is not a widely known fact, but most anglos cannot pronounce 'Lithuania'. EFL's usually pronounce it 'lithawania'
>>222900590I already told you my thoughts on the master, i dont think shes a good long term partner
You never see a midget doctor or a midget lawyer. They’re always in show business
>>222900669Imagine a midget gynaecologist fisting your wife with his chode midget arms
>>222900669I had one as a waiter once
My spermicidal lubricant is expired. Do you think I'll get sick if I still drink it?
>>222900440>"The fuck is this I'm hearin'? Galaxie 500? You? Jesus Christ, Christopher. I figured it'd be the Stones, maybe Zeppelin. Instead you're chasin' around a buncha college kids in corduroy playin' lullabies.">"A groupie? You know what a groupie is? It's somebody waitin' outside the stage door hopin' somebody notices 'em. That's your big secret? All that tough-guy shit, and meanwhile you're askin' the bass player if he'll sign your CD.">"Don't get me wrong, they're alright. Moody. Good drivin'-at-night music. But if anybody in this family finds out you were practically on tour with these fuckin' guys, I'm never hearin' the end of it.">"Now get outta here before I start thinkin' you wore a vintage sweater and discussed alternative rock with Adriana."
>>222900684Yes, your Honour
>>222900669I work at a warehouse and there’s a black midget there. He literally can’t do anything but they won’t fire him
yo oda noodu wid a soysau la
>>222900669scenario: you are charged with murder. would you trust a midget lawyer to get you off the hook?
>>222900714lololol, they can't, is the HR person that hired him still there?
Midget prostitutes existI wonder how they feel about getting fucked. I mean they can't get normal sex anyway so it probably has to be good for themBut at the same time all their clients are closeted nonces
i need to move to the south west and breed brown women on a horse farm
Apparently Freddie Mercury had midgets running around with treys of cocaine for the guests during his parties.
>>222900730>Derrrr ya hona awbjection
I wonder if there are midget incels who seethe that midget women are normal height only sluts.
>>222900746I wish I could find one locally
freddie mercury was a gay indian with aids. you can’t make this shit up
>>222900697Michael Imperioli is not like Chrissy at all, he's a huge hipster, he just expounded at length about Fred Neil and how he gave Dylan his first gig, now he's talking about his love of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks, and he also mentioned liking The Tindersticks...he's definitely an indie rock guy
Being a midget must be brutal, its like manletism on steroids and being a manlet is rough
>>222900735Don’t think so actually. They fired most of hr and make us an AI app now
>>222900746Anyone who's a prostitute is fucked up in the head or a gold digger and doesn't care
even though Imperioli has recently expressed remorse about his low opinion of women in the past, so he may have been this interesting goombah/indie rock guy hybrid.
>>222900828AI ain't hiring no midgets
gigantic man titties
I reckon things get as just as worse as they get better and you just gotta drink and smoke weed to forget the worst. That's why them smart people aint havin no kids
If you stick your dick in someone and then taze yourself would they get shocked too?Could be an epic prank
gonna go watch the usa game, don't really care about it thoever
>>222900338That cat will probably gain weight
>>222900827peter dinklage has infinite bitches on his tyrion lannister dick
>>222900900Midgets hate this guy because he pulled the ladder up after himself
just rewatched the searchers… i’m kinda like john wayne in many ways
>>222900633shagged a lithuanian bird few times
One thing I know about midgets is that the males have a slur for the female midgets that only date regular sized guys
I've been with 8 hoors
>>222900900He's rich and famous and I wouldn't want to be him
>>222900900remember him from station agent. was fgood.film
I can't imagine throwing my parents into a retirement home unless they were like really sick and desperately needed help
>>222900924mountain climbers?
>>222900633I pronounced it Lith-ew-wane-ya
>>222900960But also the "ew" part more like oo i mean
>>222900959that's a good one
>>222900900he is such a dick though, I don't like him
Momberg bought me ps plus
only femboys with huge cocks are able to read this post
>>222900900train spotting was an awesome movie
>>222901031Stupid bitch
This is just wrong
here's some things i hatebirds, texas, peas, shopping
>>222901045At least they are rich imagine being a poor midge
Gen x rizz be like>Hey you remind me of my daughter, can I get your number?
>>222901045they look pretty happy though. some people just get on with life
>>222901037>train spotting was an awesome movieoopsstation agent
>>222901057Same but I love birds, peas, and shopping
>>222900798I'm just shitposting anon, Michael sounds like an interesting music buff if he really said all of that
>bro got so ignored about millenials and gen z that he's trying to shit on other gens nowyawn
>>222901045>they move in next doorhow do you respond?
What about Gen P and they smell bad after you eat asparagus
>>222901124Try to fuck the daughter and momWhat a dumb question
What is ps plus? Nintendo switch of playstation?
>>222900372It's more like a resort at captain teebs
>>222901162You need it to play online
whelp time to drink and listen to pop punk
>>222901206Listen to my dinosaur life by motion city soundtrackThey are gay as fuck but I saw them twice with a friend
my downstairs neighbor hates me because i do 300 burpees everyday
>>222901231WHAT THE FUCKING HECK i LOVE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK
since we're speaking about midgets, I saw another genetic type defect in Mexico more than oncehave you ever heard or seen guys that I in my tiny little mind call "wolf boys"?they have hair from around their head and it goes down to a beard without a stop, it's like they would have to shave their entire face because it surrounds their eyes and more
>>222901234I do 300 farties in your mom's face
hairy chinese fella
how good is the the google AI at giving recipes? is it good or is it bad? is it bussin or is it cap? is it highkey everything im looking for?
>>222901245I had the worst experience of my life at one of their showsThere was a quarter operated candy machine and some evil nigger put their chewed gum up there.I chewed that chewed gum with a handful of peanut m&ms
>>222901305it's mid fr fr ong
>>222901253yeah i've seen that in mexico as well
the less drugs people do the more for me and the more I can charge for them. It's simple crackonomics
The secret to Tony Soprano is that he was equal parts Robert De Niro & Harvey Keitel
the heavy breathing, the menacing pent up rage, that's pure Keitel
>>222901253Pretty sure that's just what Mexicans look like
just bought these frames
How old were you when you realized your life had no value?
>>222901485today years old
>>222901477that looks cool, it reminds me of the sort of huge aviator kind of glasses that were popular in the early 90's
>>2229014855
>>222901485my life has value even though women dont think so
>>222901477You are making it easier for me to track you down
>>222901045phwoaaaaarr how old wun on right?
>>222901485>>2229015201, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME2, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>222901124Step on their house
>>222901379Still haven't watched it
>>222901358>yeah i've seen that in mexico as wellthey looked like a Werewolves from like movies, I wonder what the condition really is, or where it comes fromI feel bad for them, one guy looked like he was going to school or work, but Mexicans are so classist, or maybe I should use another word, but no fat short, dark, frog looking Mexicans are working at my bank there, it all Spaniard looking people
>>222901477aren't these the prototypical serial killer frames
>>222901477Only black people can pull off those glasses. Otherwise you'll just look like a hipster douche
>>222901560it's an easy watch, it's a fun show
>>222901573Bitche's love serial killers
>>222901582cuck.
>>222901584Maybe I'll download it for my car trip on wednesday
>>222901573oh yeah, Evan Peters in Dahmer had those glasses...underrated actor, but I'm not curious enough about serial killers to ever watch that
I think I'm going to start keeping a journal again
>>222901604They're ugly glasses
USA WILL _____ TONIGHT
whom ugly?
>>222901672CUM
I remember lurking on 4chan as a teenager and thinking the posters were cool
Matched with a 29 year old who can't drive and has a chronic illness and is also polygamous in an ethical open relationship and she's fat and covered in tattoos Hell yeah
>>222901672not care
>>222901614never got the the recent true crime trendfind it so disturbing i cannae be inteested in dat shite
>>222901227corr itspike stroking a kittingtonshrebut its a wapupropa gud diss wustron 8/10
how many people are here at a time?
>>222901780rules don't apply to Americans
i'm one of the nicer people on earth
mormons are truly faustian
gonna give the wife a good pounding tonight if we win
This is a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne
Currently on hr 5 of Talking Sopranos...these guys are really entertaining, but actors should be both smart and engaging, and Sopranos has pro performances all around, these guys go on about how it was like a movie, art, etc., and they're right, it was top drawer stuff
>>222901849in what sense
>>222901798basedyou guys should try it too
MY AC IS NOT WORKING. WHY?
>>222901875i hacked it
every year is getting shorter
>>222901870I was lying. I don’t have a wife
just evacuated sickening diarrhea from my intestines
Sometimes I regret that my 15 year old self survived a suicide attempt, and my 32 year old self is too cowardly to try again.
>>222901875is it not starting or doesn't blow cold air?
Either way da wifey gets a poundingWe lose she's getting hitWe win shes getting fucked
How does one fail at suicide? If you jump off a skyscraper or use a gun it is guaranteed
it’s kinda sad to think the kid version of you is dead in a way
>>222901956i still play videogames all day and sleep in the same twin bed
>>222901956the boy wasn't right!
>>222901875window unit?turn it off for 20 minutes, then turn it back onit might be something to do with the compressor, especially if you're had power outages, on shut it on or off too quickly
>>222901985ok I'm drunk and fucked that up, but you probably get it
>>222901918IT'S BLOWING AIR BUT IT'S NOT COLD LIKE IT SHOULD BE
>>222902020Your AC is creating global warming so it's getting hotter faster than you're getting cooler
>>222902053Eurangutan propaganda. They say this bullshit and then shut down nuclear power plants
this general is really just fucking done for isnt it
>>222902053Someone claimed a study showed widespread AC use raises temperatures by a mere 1°C, though all sort of shills do post here
>>222902122you say this everyday.
>>222902126CLAUDE SAID SO
>>222902020my brother had that happen recently, I think of the tubes burst, but he has an European style AC unit, not sure if your is the same like in America
>>222902122Your doomposting has got me at the end of my tether
debbie downer ass nigga
>>222901956better than being a little kid who actually gets killed (and probably raped first) like adam walsh
>>222900372>mostvariable. i'm in and out of those places all day for work. some are beautiful. others are hell and you get that impression the instant you walk in. the nicest places are hospices. i guess the idea being if you're in a hospice you're dead in less than a month anyway so they may as well make it nice. that's as opposed to a long term care home where it could be government (under)funded torture for over a decade.
I've never really followed a podcast in my life before Talking Sopranos today except for Marc Maron. You guys got any recs for me?
I miss the Brapzilian poster
>>222902240I used to listen to Cumtown and MSSP but I'm not sure you would like that or maybe you will. Now I listen to WARMODE sometimes
>>222902240I just listen to Howard stern
>>222901901what did you do
>>222901937gun is not as guaranteed as skyscraper. there are odd cases where people shoot demselves in head and survive
>>222902301I've listened to compilation clips of Cumtown before, they had their moments, but even I can't take several consecutive hours of sexual and ethnic slurs
>>222901956its sad that nature invented children to try and guilt trip people into doing stuff
>>222902332i never really listened to stern. i listened to a lot of o&a. erock was my favourite character.
I'm gonna sneak in through your drywall and floorboards
>>222902362>but even I can't take several consecutive hours of sexual and ethnic slurslol, and gay sex jokes
>>222902301will probably check out the other two too eventually, tnx
I'm still sad about yesterday's match
Michael Imperioli is a Mazzy Star fan...of course he is, that's like a hipster badge of office, in a way
>>222902423MSSP is Shane Gillis podcast but it was better from 2017 to 2022-2023
I had a bad day and I’m feeling very sad. I’m telling you guys this because nobody cares and I have to write it somewhere.
>>222902337Nothing, I think my brain is broken.
>city doing sidewalk replacement on my street>concrete guys put out the barricades and pylons over a month ago>two guys come around three weeks ago to make the pavement cut along the sidewalk>three weeks they leave all of this out on the roads>finally last week they put out notices that they're going to start the job>they gave notices to every house despite starting way down on the opposite end>they won't reach my house for at least ten more days at the current rate of progressthis wouldn't matter if it was just the sidewalks. they're doing the run up to my driveway as well. which means my driveway becomes inaccessible once they rip that section out and leave it for who knows how long before they finish the job.
>>222902465
>>222902465What happened bro?
>>222901672Sexo!
*points at you*Hey! Hey! Hey!*Starts clapping*
>>222902240ricky gervais
>>222902474phwoar very cute kittingtonshire
>>222902530that's part of why I love garage rock, yeah
>>222902465Me i had a normal day and I'm feeling dead tired like every single day
>>222902465It’s gonna be ok
>>222902556good rec
My cousin works for Russian intelligence and he says once you get to a high enough level they show you the tapes of Trump with hookersIt's kind of an inside joke that you know you've made it in your career once you see those tapes.
>>222902593wtf are you even talking about, homegirl
>>222902362Btw there are some good JRE episodes but you have to pick the guests. I don't listen to it anymore cause I'm tired of hearing the same stories from Rogan but I'll tune in if there's a good guest. Oh yeah and I listen to Tim Dillon, best of his stuff is 2020-2023
>>222902480Thank you>>222902485Just a shitty day at work. I felt like shit and I screwed a few things up. >>222902579Try your best to get some decent sleep tonight I guess>>222902588Thanks, I hope so
>>222902588Source
>>222902556I've always objected to the treatment of Karl Pilkington on that show, even though it has made Karl very wealthy, probably
>>222902615unfortunately you won't be able to find an episode without one of the show's most recurring and lamest guests, joe rogan
>>222902609Nothing don't worry about it
>>222902615Oh, I watched Elon toke that blunt
>The UK is being added to the Powerball.Literally why?
>>222902240There are tons of excellent episodes of the nine club podcastThey have a lot of faggy shit now but it used to be cool
>>222902593Why does your cousin work for Russians?
my only two Xter subscriptions currently are Elon Musk & PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
>>222902654Americans deserve some of that sweet British pensioner money that the young brits can't have LOL
There are many things that I would like to say to you
>>222902638yeah, I used to listen to it back in high school when it started so I'm kind of sick of his stories, I still respect him though. >>222902648Those episodes bored me, Elon is just trying to be cool and it's kind of cringe, but there are a lot of good scientists sometimes or historians or whatever.
The sportsball is starting which means the thread is going to die again
>>222902656I used to smoke pot with skaters in the 00's and they had this abrasive rock n' roll spirit to them, not unlike a 4chan troll in a way, but I wouldn't go so far as to watch a skateboarder podcast
>>222902668This is 67 million more people I have to compete with. Now instead of some jackass from California winning every time it will be someone from London
Bitch deleted her onlyfans, fucking bitch
used to be a tv program in uk where like lady would inspect peoples poo and tell them what diet to go on
>>222902723That's no way to talk about your sister
>Michael Imperioli detests Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenantstill a bit of a goombah, he doesn't get camp
>>222902593Gay furry musky muscle Bara.
>>222902708Some of the episodes I think would be interesting to non skaters and are just great interviews, but it definitely helps if you were into it yourself
had to look up to remind mselef but lady is scotch woman gillian mckeith
>>222902465Its going to be ok brother. Jesus loves you. WAGMI.
>>222902760yr da jresses like a lady
SCORE SOME FOCKINGGGG GOALS AMERICA!
who up watching the ball game
Sitting at the beach all alone. I wish someone would be my friend
>>222902760she sort of resembles the lead singer of Pentangle, that mousy look is not something you see in celebrities often
Oh man the USA is in trouble. Belgium is looking dangerous.
>>222902818Did they hire better ngubus?
>>222902465nothing like a shit day at work to take the wind out of my sails. some of the worst bad days come out of that shit.
I Believe!I Believe!I Believe that we will win!
ITS OVER FOR THE US IT NEVER BEEN MORE OVER, THIS IS GONNA BE A LANDSLIDE
>>222902828Twas an albino Belgian that scored that goal
we never cared
noobs
I like how AI's don't object to you addressing them as 'robot'
I love borger
What do you do when one of those street canvassers starts talking to you to try to get you into some monthly donation shiiieeet? Those motherfuckers are crawling all over my city.
Do you still live with momberg?
US playing is so goofy, belgium is so much better
>>222902887No but sometimes it feels like it, woke me up 3 hours ago to tell me she read theres a fire near me and to close my windows.
>>222902886I used to tell them I don’t donate to secular charities and that usually shut them up and made them fuck off.
edible takenpizza in the ovenyeah I'm thinkin it's gamer time
>>222902896Brazil lost 7 goals to Germany.
>>222902886just mumble something and keep movingmake sure they don't understand you
>>222902896everyone knows Americans don't hold soccer in high regard despite being a very sportive nation...maybe their freak success is why people are so interested in this World Cup itfp
thinking about the poor people who died on the challenger space shuttle
also, ski jumping, Americans aren't any good at that, unlike my country
finna goon
>>222902431I'm glad Mexico lost
>>222902910>>222902915Solid strats. I’ll start mumbling bible verses at them
I waded through blood on bone on 9/11 trying to find my brother
>>222902887i can't live with momberg she spoils me way too much and i end up regressing into a shitty person. my competence as a human started improving once i moved out and i regret little to nothing
>>222902918people care about it right now because we're hosting this year, if we weren't hosting no one would care the moment we're out of tonight the interest from americans will go down again
>>222902886In college a jeet once stopped me and was telling me all about this book and how I could have it for free but that donations were appreciated, I was autistic and late and so I just said okay yeah thanks for the book I'll give you a few bucks if I see you around again and ran off with it while he yelled behind me about donations and everyone stared
>>222902848bro coping like its a vape
I cried when Kirk died
>>222902962we're not getting out tonight. news flash the american war of independence started as a 0 - 1 too, the brits got the first goal. BUT WHO WON THE WAR
>>222902962another thing is that Europeans are very interested in what America's like, we're saturated with your media...and that's because that's the best thing out there, most Europeans will admit to that if probed
Have you ever had gay sex with your friend on accident?>https://youtu.be/oYwL-FzFDKQ
Belgium’s 3 best players aren’t even on the pitch yet, waiting to be subbed in. Looking grim.
all the niggas that were talking about the game before got real quiet now
Canada chose a German company to build 12 submarines for our military, they make good stuff
>>222902944Did you find him?
>>222903012You ever worked on german cars?
>>222902913finkin' garn pooper scooper dat shidd
>>222903008I've been talking the whole thread
>>222903008well, Brazil is an unstoppable football juggernaut, idk how you guys do it, but you've got a real talent for it
it's obvious to me that we're still going to win
>>222903013He was in northern Canada
>>222902992his wife didn't
like 90% of the stadium are americans, this gonna be brutal
Gio
This soccer shit is almost as gay as an election
>>222903040I watched S4 of True Detective because I was curious about what life in communities like Yellowknife and Whitehorse is like, even tho that takes place in a smaller Alaskan town...didn't finish it tho, cause I knew the Michael Crichton sci-fi horror angle was BS
>>222903024No
>>222903040:D
yeah i’m an aspergian chinless incel whatup
We’re so back
it's too easy
they're cheating
>>222903060She’s fat now
im not even rooting for anybody but belgium is obviously playing so much better, even with the bought referee i dont think it matters
It’s so over
>>222903104
>>222903104YES! YESSS! AHAHAHAHA!
>>222903104Mama mia
I already won my bet. I don't care who wins now.
>>222903104She’s not really. I follow her on ig.
If USA loses then we gonna roll on FIFA together
>>222903104She needs to get milked by me
>>222903160>>222903160>>222903160
i'll never have a gf in my entire life anyway so might as well goon right now
>>222903174Early and shit
>>222903174Early faggot.
>>222903273>>222903275Just stfu!
>>222902474Don't forget as soon as they finally replace the sidewalk a couple weeks later the water guys will come and cut it all up again to replace a pipe lol
hello cumbums
Zoom Zoom is still banned and stuck on the /int/ 'cord if you want to visit him: https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZHe goes by "Specialist"
>>222903868NO
>>222903060disgusting whore
>>222902936r-rude desu
