garden of earthly delights edition
>>222905919Really like the right painting
>had really bad diarrhea>took loperamide before bed>wake up with a knot of anxiety in my stomach but dont need to shit fuck this isnt good have i trapped all of the diarrhea in my colon. am i going to die? i think i should have let it run its course
>>222905929it gives me the creepsdon't like how he came up with something like that hundreds of years ago
Anyone got 85 hours to spare?https://youtu.be/ccASsjhhgP8
morning wood won't go down
>>222905867mad that this is an overwatch streamer who sometimes just dresses up as a female character
>>222905959that's mad, mental and crazy i can't believe how insane and mind boggling and bewildering that really is
>>222905971it’s totally bonkers cody
driven to suicide by all the maddening posts in /brit/
youre a nasty piece of work you are
>>222906036i'm not a piece of work, i'm the leftover discarded clay
https://archief.ntr.nl/tuinderlusten/en.htmlgood site if you want to zoom in on that painting
fuck SJWs
>>222906048not heard anyone say that word since 2018
>>222906047just not clicking that link
>>222906047mcafee mcafee
carefully doing a brave search for that link and seeing it is from the dutch public broadcast service then clicking it
Anyone here ever thought about making a film? I really want to
http://css.xcss.me now theres a good fucking link that real men of big balls would click on
>>222906109yeah i actually directed one and it's coming out soon
>>222906047'
>>222906109many times have 2 semi-defined premises that i keep building on in my head, never taken the step to write it down though
rorke's mum returning home from an office party right on time sad and depressed, lipstick and makeup intact, the pill wasted on nothing. a night of binge eating and binge watching is looming, unless her lovely son can cheer her up...
>The domain css.xcss.me is flagged as dangerous and malicious by multiple security vendors, including SecureFeed, Gridinsoft, and JoeSandbox.
SecureSneed
coffee and a niccy pouchcoffee and a niccy pouch
>>222906143fake news only those afflicted with small dickedness will not boldly click on that link and go to that magical place reserved for men of honour and steel will
off to buy a barbour bedale this weekend
when you think about it paintings are mad because this is kind of a photo from the 1500s
>>222906191would love to have lived back then imagine the shit you could get up to and get away with
>>222906184looks quite generic imo
And just another reason why the UK is fucked and beyond saving
>>222906134Yeah I’m the same. I’m going to start writing it soon
For fuck sake the magpies are talking outside already what could there possibly be to say at this hour
also mad how realistic (relatively speaking) some of them are, like this is basically representative of what things really looked like
Hard not to love a good animal phylogeny, I'll give you people that
>>222906218but we could just tax the billionaires and all live on PIP
this guy lived 600 years ago but you can see exactly what he looked likewonder why european art became so realistic in the middle ages
just watched some gore + death vids for the first time in a long time and it depressed me more than I thought it would
>>222906243Honestly, even if we taxed all the billionaires 100% of their wealth above 1B we'd only raise about 500B at bestThat's enough to run the country for maybe 5 months and that's one off.It's not even enough to reduce our debt by about 16% lol.We have to accept the UK has a spending problem and we need to drastically reduce this if we wanna survive as a country
>>222906289looks like he'd be sat on a street corner in bransholme supping oranjeboom nowadays
>>222906308but whyi make a conscious effort not to view that shite
>>222906143don't even want to know what's hidden behind that monstruous demesne
>>222906221'daft cunt pit nuts out for squirrels again, does he not know they're invasive? let's gerrem'
>got another broke toothDo you suffer in your country?
aunt messies baked potatoes
>>222906323austerity didnt work. keep spending. if the whole thing collapses good the dolescum can rot to death in their free housing
>>222906222mad how they were so good and still had no idea how perspective workedwe actually understood it decently in antiquity, then forgot it in the middle ages because art became more symbolic and you just made the most important thing the biggest. then in the renaissance we rediscovered it
>>222906420wonder what the porn looked like during the medieval times
>>222906406aunt bessies maked potatoes?
>>222906218not addressing the difficulty of finding entry level work though i take it, which would fix the problem by itself
Please watch Allan Bartonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UzulG6Ki6Y
mental
>>222906492me in the tree
>>222906501sir canopy masturbator
>>222906447probably wasnt much of it due to the chuirch and that heres some neolithic sex tho
>>222906455nobody wanted to do entry level work which is why we imported millions of immigrants over 20 years. and fair play to anyone who gamed the system. why would you spend your one life working for £13 an hour killing pigs or stacking shelves or lifting shit in a warehouse clocking in and out for breaks being a slave to the system when for the first time in human history you can make more than that and live freely at everyone else's expense by jumping through some hoops getting a note from a doctor? you have to be a fucking idiot to work
>>222906492me in the moat
>>222906492medieval dogbert
anthony hopkins can die from old age now i don’t care. Fucking cunt
>>222906567did he eat the last bag of quavers lad
Good morning to my fellow Aryans
>>222906528phwoar look at those tits
>>222906567kek what has he done to irk your wrath
>>222906584heatherpedophile
thinking about that messi interview where the interviewer starts crying and you can see messi's autism kick in in real time
>>222906618women love this angle don't they
>>222906626funnily enough that's the one interview where messi seems un-autistic, he recognises the mongoloidism of the interviewer and desperately tries not to burst out laughing
don’t think anyone has a good understanding of what autism is, not even me and i have have it
>>222906633I like it too it makes me think about them being close to me and me sniffing those lovely fragrant dandruff flakes off their soft foreheads in the pub after a couple of bockles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74I5VxgaSgscreamo
>>222906654no you dont mongbecile
>Party Rock Anthem singer Lauren Bennett dies aged 37
>>222906672sir mr melancholy
>>222906675yes i do bruceman, and you can’t stop me
>>222905945What takeaway did you have to cause it?
>>222906684:(
>>222906567No he can't
>>222906705too many pints on friday. couple of hungover pints on saturday and sunday. bottle of wine last night to ease the stomach. it did not ease it
>>222906626
>>222906734you utter mong
when you think you've got a (You) but it's just egypt
>>222906702stop the larp being slightly odd isnt autism
>>222906761okay
I've become mental, mad
>>222906592Not that anon but he was seen wearing an England top so obviously scots and welsh are on suicide watch because SIR Anthony Hopkins was born in wales so this a betrayal of the ancient code of anglophobic seething
good morning x
>>222906734pffft I had 18 carlsberg and 12 guinness over the weekend and my Monday poo was like a long brown egg, no wiping necessary. Get your probiotics and probiotics in mate
>>222906770Well yeah that’s pathetic
>>222906798Exactly, I'd be embarrassed if I was the kind of anti-england nutter that made this supposedly a news story
>>222906770based lol hes got that other lad seething
>>222906823It shouldn’t be a news story but it’s still pathetic because he’s Welsh isn’t he? Unless it’s a Christian bale situation where he was born there but isn’t actually Welsh
>>222906789>probiotics and probioticsProbiotics and PREBIOTICS autocorrect? more like autoINCORRECT am I right??.
rorke
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>>222906862What's pathetic about supporting the British team that's in the world cup as a British person? I'd be rooting for Wales or Scotland if they ever had a team that was good at something. I'll root for Wales in the rugby (unless they're playing England obviously), and if anyone cared about rugby I'd show my support in whatever world cup tournament was on. Scots and Welsh love to pretend they're totally not British when it suits them but give them an independence referendum and watch them get out the union jacks which has an ENGLAND flag front and centre
any dua lipa men in
hate being awake
>>222906750was diagnosed with it
>>222906633yeah
>>222906943
>>222906929Same. Want to get into opiates and possibly use them to top myself but I can't figure out this dark web drug market thing because these days I need ChatGPT to talk me through anything remotely complicated now apparently and he won't help me break the law the bastard
>andy burnham says he'll reform the welfare systembased, cut off those NEETs claiming PIP for anxiety and depression
>>222907002fuck that just get baked and blast some tunes instead its sick
been to the bog 3 times in an hour me
>>222906914>be rooting for Wales or Scotland if they ever had a team that was good at something.That’s the thing though, you wouldn’t. It’s easy for you to say that though because wales and scotland are shit and England make it far in most tournaments so saying you support wales and scotland as an Englishman doesn’t really mean anything.
>>222906943Haaland is a Wotanic BeastYou just know he'd be caving in brown skulls had the Axis won WW2Life is hierarchical
>>222907017Weed makes me para and schizo these days, I think it's these new strains. I mostly use alcohol to numb the pain of existence but it's just making me more miserable long term. Got a book on self-hypnosis which is probably my last hope.
>>222905919sex
sir melody mynx
>>222907014But if these people - worthless spongers as some might call them - kill themselves then society will collapse
>>222907030I actually DO root for Wales in rugby tournaments if England aren't in it. Can't name a Welsh rugby player off the top of my head but I can't name an English one either. Welsh and Scot xenophobes get their knickers in a tizzie over shit like this because they feel like victims of English oppression based purely on their imagination.If I'd lived and worked in Wales for decades like Anthony Hopkins has lived and worked in England, then I might consider myself Welsh enough to watch them play. Like if I'd lived and worked in Spain I'd watch Spain and maybe have a Spain shirt. I respect that he's Welsh but not one of the ones that thinks England is the enemy for some stupid reason.
>start a new minecraft world >find a nice spot near a village to build a house >immediately terraform it into a spruce forest and make a little log cabin every time
>>222907034Well said, he really would look at home in a nazi uniform wouldn't he. Bet he's a nice bloke as well. All the Scandinavians seem very nice. Probably from growing up in a harmonious high trust society
>>222907139aren't you supposed to play minecraft with friends
wonder if moles would think moles are ugly if their eyes were better
>>222906939ye its overdiagnosed like adhd
>>222907147most of us scandis are reserved and polite to strangers, and yes we did grow up in a high trust society yet society grew into a multicultural hellhole (mainly cities did i should add) most of us are alri but never look at the debauchery in svt
meanwhile in (north) ireland everyone here is seething that england are doing well while simultaneously claiming that half the england team are irish and getting ready to fly over to england in our thousands next month to support english teams
>>222907139I like to dig a little underground cave complex in Minecraft. Then build a tower coming out the top that's only accessible from the underground base. Feels very comfy standing in my tower with a 360 degrees window view watching the baddies outside at night when it kicks off.
>>222907119Maybe if you ignore history then
>>222907161play with the missus watching me, as she wouldn’t dare play with monsters well fun >>222907182that’s based, had a little phase of making really detailed caves in creative that would transition into mineshafts and whatnot sort of like a skyrim cave
>>222907198give me some details about your gf so i can fuck her in my mind
>>222907192Do you attack German tourists in the street calling them Nazis? Why not? Got to remember history innit and their crimes were at least within living memory and not 300 years ago. Half the people you're hating moved here in the last 20 years from brown countries anyway didn't they?
>>222907119so you just chop and change teams and support whoever really
need me an ebony queen lads
>>222907228>Do you attack German tourists in the street calling them Nazis? Why not?So me choosing not to support England in the World Cup is the equivalent to attacking people in the street.
>>222907228*starts cheering from the ringside* YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS SON GO ON GET HIM FUCKING KILL HIM YOURE NEARLY THERE HES ON THE ROPES
child ____
why are people seething over the USA team? they did well for a long stretch and then lostend of story
>>222907269bunch of fucking CHEATS cheating bastards fuck em
>>222907290if you think this over Balogun you just don’t know how FIFA procedures work
>>222907240just saw a dark one on telly and thought the same thing
>>222907233If I'd lived and worked in Germany for 50 years and most of my friends and colleagues were German, and Germany got the world cup finals I wouldn't be booing them and crying when they won. I'd consider myself part German, and want my German pals to be happy so I'd support their team as well as mine. I'd be happy when they won. Anthony Hopkins didn't pick England as a random team or just because they're winning did he? What's he going to do wear a Welsh football team shirt and support a team that aren't in the tournament? Watch England playing and shout out COME ON WALES at the big pub telly?
>>222907299>donny t rings infantino>"suspend baloguns ban">"ok"yes i know exactly how it works thank you very much
beware him
>>222907251There's not supporting a team, and there's disliking a nation for what their ancestors might have done 300 years ago. You're annoyed at Anthony Hopkins over the latter, but you don't dislike Germany for the same reasons do you? It's just a bizarre quirk of Welsh and Scottish culture that makes them hate England. It's probably an inferiority complex that coped by pretending it's victimhood.
>>222907354omg epic chinese cartoon anime meme but with world cup references so fuckin cool
>>222907372England is superior in every way, and it makes them seethe.
>>222907374precisely
lol after all that usa got btfo
my life's a piece of fucking trash need a holy war to go die in
>>222907290It's not the American teams fault that Trump stuck his nose into FIFA's business because he thinks he's the main character in every scenario. Trump and FIFA are at fault, and maybe whoever in the team support Trump getting involved.
>>222907372>>222907394You say things like this and then scratch your heads when we don’t support England
>>222907327>just because they're winning did he? That’s precisely why he’s supporting them. If england were dogshit and could never qualify do you think he’d be supporting them? Also it seems like the concept of being a neutral fan at the World Cup or Euros is alien to you. You don’t have to support a team in order to watch
There's a strain of Australian society that is insecure about their relationship with Britain. They desperately want an American-style severing of ties, so they cleave to the Eureka Rebellion as if it were anything more than a minor scuffle.
>>222907354you insisted on here the other day that america would "easily" beat belgium and end up in the finalim gonna need a formal written concession from you
>>222907269Belgium had them on the ropes practically the whole time
watching muldoon's log on the you chube again
>British craftsmanship
>>222907442that wasn't me m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ovN5rW79U
>that wasn't me m8eternal undefeated argument
bruh
>>222907269Bosnia, Turkey, Australia, Paraguay That’s who they played cmon bruh
fuck you hoes
>>222907422If I saw an English person wearing a Wales rugby shirt as Wales were doing well in the world tournament, I wouldn't care one bit. I might ask if they had Welsh family, and if they said theyd lived in Wales most of their life and had a Welsh wife etc that would adequately explain it. So why is Anthony Hopkins getting shit for wearing an England shirt? Because the English make you angry just by existing. That's your fault, and your problem, but you make it our problem as well sometimes, or try to. It's just sad, and getting angry at me for hitting you with the truth won't change that.Am I supposed to apologise for being English and say all Welsh and Scots are great and justified in their hatred, so that you'll relent and stop hating us? This would need me to actually care whether you hate us, which I don't. Because like I said, it's your fault and your problem so why should I or any English person care?
>>222907503kek this is mine
>>222907503bit much that lad
It's so sad aboutThe USA TeamAnd what happened to themLosing To Belgium
>>2229075182026.
>>222907518a while back the belgian king paid a pretty penny for people to cut off black people's limbs in the african region
had enough of it
>>222907542Swede
>>222907440theyll get rid of the union jack on the flag at some point their youth hate it. i think most people want a history like ireland's. hundreds of years of one sided oppression then independence. no grey area. it is probably very hard for most in america or australia or canada to come to terms with what their ancestors actually did, by the modern worldview yes migration is fine and anyone can live anywhere but also non native people are an invasive species and should all move back to their country of origin and let the natives get back to whatever they were doing
>>222907561don't think you are mate
wake up get the beers in ya
Sup
Mustahche
how many longbowmen in chat
not sure how people take football jobs in USA or saudi arabia it has to be like joining the mafia where the don can come slice your face up if you do anything wrong
>Sir Keir Starmer instructed officials to make the case, backed by the Football Association, that the match against Mexico should remain in its original time slot Enemy of the state
Check out scotland.
>>222907569Imagine what a decent, appropriate level of reparations towards the native Americans might look like. There's no amount of money that can bring back all the natives who died but you'd think they'd get more than a bit of crappy land and special gambling laws.
can we finally stop >le bribed referees! bullshit now
>>222907572need to find out which home this is so i can apply for a job there
Atlantic.
>>222907572how does he have photography based OCD
Out.
>>222907572Why would you take a photo of yourself looking like that if not for comedy? I'm starting to think the guys actually a comedy genius, not just a mental.
>>222907620No-one said the refs were bribed in this case mong boy
>>222907620got permanently banned on r/soccer for saying the rescinded red card was a 250th anniversary present
Check out Canada.
Finland...
>>222907656people in here last night said itin fact it was probably you wasn’t it lol
>>222907653Yep he is funny to laugh AT This is why 'people' spam every single image he posts. So we can laugh at (not with) the mental freak and this makes them feel superior
So sick of the unproductive parasites in the UK. Fucking kill 'em all, that's what I say. We need a great reset to save the country
games are at 5 and 9 tonight. ya dancerbut then one of the quarters is still at 2am. whyyyyyy there are so few games by then you can put it on at a decent time
Lift.
>>222907674what if I'm in gainful employment but it's an absolute meme job that produces no wealth for the nation
>>222907592There's too much gambling in football (and everything else) now for it to be fair. When that much money is at stake I think some really nasty fuckers get involved and are happy to get violent. Like when a banana company did a revolution in central America or something.
>>222907672You're not busy so find those posts and reply to them directly. Stop being a spineless coward all your life.
After Norway taking Brazil, Ødegaard for Arsenal and Haaland. Can you still take us?
>>222907673I don't find him funny to laugh at as much as I find him a fascinating specimen. I like to think he's laughing at himself but I can't tell. If it's deliberate comedy then it's very clever.
>>222907691>No.222899274 >there is literally zero chance that the ref for america belgium hasn't been bribed alreadythis you?
Sup.
>>222907702I'll take you hard and fast betwixt my hairy buttocks
>>222907620it's not about bribery. it's about the erosion of trust and accountability. that's the point trump wants a low trust society so sinister forces have more room to work. it's the same as the epstein affair who was permitted to fly girls around the world because it can serve as 1 more connection for cia weapons and drug smuggling and other iran contra shenanigans
mums lost her discount card and bought a new one, tried to activate it in the store app but it displayed an error and it showed that her old card was used by someone else so somebody must've accidentally took it. called the tech support and they said that she can't activate the new card because it was already activated by someone else. mental.actually now that I think of it it doesn't really matter who activated it since it's enough to just physically own any card to use all of its benefits
>>222907702*marks haaland*what are you gonna do now then
>>222907726Hug.
>>222907732you dont need to buy one. it's free
>>222907731its just a game mate
all the books i'll never readall the places i'll never goall the horrible /brit/ posts i'll read and make instead
why does the russian blogpost here
>>222907749nothing exists in isolation
>>222907748United Kingdom. Smkoe a cigarette.
>>222907767I do
>>222907611not due anything are they. theyre a conquered people. in the context of history theyre lucky to still exist. really the only way forward for a people in that scenario is to embrace globalism
>>222907767you do LOL
>>222907766better than going schizo blogging to a chatbot. it's healthier for posters to tell you to make fun of you than constantly be gassed up by an AI
Hunter.
>>222907785done me but you're still wrong
Smoke a cigarette.
>>222907785Pmsl
>>222907766i enjoy them. he's an interesting fellow.
but this ain’t west virginia
The dude, yah.
>>222907819wish he’d actually reply to us though
>start drinking >drink for two days straight and get blackout drunk>wake up and stay in bed for two days recovering >eventually get up and take a shower and chuck out the empty cans, do dishes and laundry and take the bins out and that>get things in basic order again >cook myself a decent meal, shave, read, text mates, whatever, start feeling vaguely hopeful for the future >repeatSo THIS is life? Trapped in a mad chaotic cycle of alcoholism and depression and attempted and failed recovery? This can't go on.
>>222907850>wake up and stay in bed for two days recoveringmental you have the will to do this. i have to wean myself off
>>222907850You need to get a jobThats what keeps man honest, can't go on a mad one if you've got a toilberg
England.
>>222907849every once in a while he does, much like his posts it's without any rhyme or reason. he is quite bizarre, in a good way.
>>222907784This might just be the grim truth. There's no justice for the vanquished."The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." -Thucydides
>>222907850kek this is my weekend. get blackout drunk friday then spend saturday trying not to move too much because I feel like my heart might explode with any sudden movements then have a quiet sunday and clean up my mess before returning to toil
>>222907659r/soccer mods are wet af
been up since 4am and getting these weird brain zap things that feel like im about to have a seizure or something. google assures me theyre perfectly harmless just a bit of stray electricty or something you see
nth for the gyaldem
>>222907850>So THIS is life? no, not for most people mate. just for pathetic losers like you
designing a prototype
https://i.postimg.cc/WbVdL7VL/20260707-105601.jpg
um
>>222907920I get mad jolts like a little seizure sometimes when I'm in bed. Especially just falling asleep and then my body does like a wild involuntary spasm. Freaks me out a bit. What if I was flying a plane and that happened?
*enters /brit/*
it's 9 o'clock
>>222907938chug chug chug!
30 degrees on FridayFrom hells heart sunberg stabs at thee
>>222907873I think I probably do need to find something to do that isn't drinking but distracts me enough from the badness and sadness. I don't know how people do it, just routinely day after day going out and toiling for 8 hours. Do they just switch their brain off? School was like torture for me. Every minute felt like an hour, just squeezing the life out of me one algebra equation at a time.
Is one of you doing this gimmique? https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222699303/#222699303https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222749328/#222749328https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222775362/#222775362https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222801313/#222801313https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222833702/#222833702https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222853845/#222853845https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222881061/#222881061https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222904124/#222904124
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There's been a new Many A True Nerd Fallout 3 The Worst Wanderer episode up since Sunday night and I'm just sat here not watching it like some kind of fun-hating ignorant berk
Fun fact: This is the /brit/ general and all are welcome ok
what's a world cup without CUM?
don’t tell me you’re all busy at work
Nice of the USA to share the world cup hosting duties with Mexico. Not so nice of England to knock Mexico out of the tournament in their home city stadium, poor bastards.
>>222908042Odd, I was just thinking about Fallout this morning. About how I think people overblow the instability of the legion post Caesar's death, although they'd certainly have a risk of it, especially if they lose the 2nd Battle of Hoover Dam. Not a Legion lover myself though, I'm a Mr House lad
Going dentist soon team
Fluoxetine tablet down the scran pipe
>>222908083Yeah the legion has lasted this long and expanded voraciously, and without the courier's intervention I'd expect them to take the whole Mojave. Best ending is Yes Man for me though. Take the Lucky 38, take House's network, activate the massive upgraded securitron army, rule the Mojave. I like to imagine I'd keep House's death secret, pretend my orders to the casino bosses are coming from him. Everyone thinks I just work for House but I'm puppeteering his empire like a computerised Weekend at Bernie's.
'ucking 'ell
fuck sake theres literally like 6 of us left here now. me, spain flag, poland flag, canada flag, swedish flag and heathernonce. all alone in a heartless world
>>222908170What the F on the y axis for? Fucks your mum has had?
>>2229081846 annoying cunts?
>>222908184everyone is at work and the bullies are pushing the sensitive, true of heart ones away.
>>222908184Are you implying I'm "heathernonce?" I have no idea who that is. Who do you think I am?
Erling "TND" Haaland
>>222907509> and if they said theyd lived in Wales most of their life and had a Welsh wife etc that would adequately explain itBut in this case he is born and raised in Wales and has lived most of his life in America and his wife Mexican, so yeah it’s a bit strange to wear an England top.
Right then team time to leave for the dentist is that going to be alright with you?
>>222908197degrees fahrenheit (the proper temperature scale for humans)
Benicio Del Toro the GOATMost underrated actor of all time
National Socialism is the future
>>222908230He's had at least one English wife, his first wife. I dunno if he has half-english kids but he is British and England are British, and doing an amazing job in the world cup, so I don't see why it's so strange. If Wales were in the quarter finals of the biggest sports tournament on the planet, I'd be excited for them as a fellow Brit. It's strange that some Welsh and Scots can't understand that because their hatred of England overpowers their British identity.
>>222908277why do americans use a european system for temperature?
>>222908298because we're a european country
>>222908277That's why they call you Mr Fahrenheit You're traveling at the speed of lightI wanna make a supersonic woman of you...
Hate flowery use of verbs>Hop in the shower>Grab a coffee>Throw your oats in the pan>Toss a handful of pecans on top>Seize the dayYankified nonsense
>>222908310you should have something like the cody scale for temperature
>>222908321yeh this never happens in british english
>>222908321what would you say instead for each of those?
>>222908342When it does, it's yankified nonsense
>>222908321>go in the shower>get a coffee>put your oats in the pan>put a handful of pecans on top>participate in the dayhow boring
>>222908338dont really understand it but im poo screaming regardless
>>222908354untrue
>>222908358me neither this whole world cup has been nothing but giggles for me t. 30 year old chortler
>>222908350Step in the shower (no one hops in a shower, that would be reckless)Make or buy a coffeePour oats in the pan (no one throws oats in a pan, that would be messy)Place pecans on top (or perhaps drop)Waste the day
>>222908338i literally cannot name a single player on the us team mate
I'm being targeted and silenced
>>222908374>Step in the shower (no one hops in a shower, that would be reckless)when you are standing on one leg you are hopping into the shower
>>222908338Americans can be proud of putting on a spectacular tournament and doing well as a team you wouldn't normally expect to get out of the group stage. Not a fan of hydration breaks and Trump thinking he's in charge of FIFA but they've done well.
>>222908372lmao. might have to watch the highlights now
>>222908382Thanks.
booksy really is a terrible website
>>222908375bruh you guys are hilarious.
>>222908386>when you are standing on one leg you are hopping into the showerMaybe if you're 4'5, otherwise it is a step
>>222908372>>222908358>>222908338i fell asleep and woke up after the game was overi didnt watch any games until the group stage was overi dont think euros understand just how little we care about footy
that red card drama was all for nothing then, yeah? yeah
>>222908397Out.
>>222908401i really dont give a fuck mate.
what part did that woman sing in party rock anthem i dont remember a woman singing a verse
>>222908297The english team are playing for ENGLAND and only england why is that so hard to understand? It’s not like it’s the Olympics and Scottish/Welsh people are refusing to support team GB
>>222908414don't care if you care desu
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party rock anthem? by LMFAO? this is the big loss to the music industry?
>>222908399>half of the list is just space shit
God bless...
>>222908401>*belgium scores*>we don't care>*usa scores*>wait we care now>*belgium scores*>don't care any more>*belgium scores again*>usa is the most powerful country in the world you are all poor ugly european faggots <600 word wall of text>
I bet Emma Watson does pooey farts.
I've spent more time reading the twitter of Timothy James Byrne than I have watching the World Cup>>222908447I didn't even watch the game mate. I literally do not care. I don't even care about the Olympics and we dominate that.
>>222908439how dare you
>>222908401we have the wins that matter
>>222908449I certainly believe this guy doesn't care about football. He just wants to smell farts.
>>222908372SCREAM I shouldn't have gone to bed right after the Spain and Portugal match I just know /sp/ erupted after this
>>2229084392011 gave us that and skyrim and it was a great year
Truesome
>>222908401>n-nah bro we actually don't give a shit about f-football it's like so lame
yeah maybe one more /brit/ thread will do the trick just one more thread mate please then im done i swear please
>>222908372wtf
>>222908455it's weird how we play baseball (rounders) as kids in the uk but nobody ever does so after the age of 10. wonder why people switch to cricket instead, baseball is way more fun.
new >>222908488>>222908488>>222908488
>>222908459>skyrim was 15 years ago
>>222908477it's an absolute snorefest to watch and is carried hard by the culture
>>222908416Okay, you're right that the shared British identity doesn't apply here, I take that back. But Anthony Hopkins supporting England isn't weird if he's had an English wife and has English family and mates and colleagues etc. I expect he's lived and worked in England. He was knighted by the Queen of England (and Scotland and Wales etc). He's entitled to share in the glory of he wants, without Welsh people getting upset.
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