rest in power edish
>bee yourselfworst advice ever. it doesnt even work
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFv-L4gzy0U
Just did a very profound effortpost in the last thread that got gazumped by the new thread link. And to add insult to injury it was a yank what done it.
>>222909936scr
>>222909936went back and read it just for you x
not been to bed for a couple of weeks just been randomly conking out at my desk instead
>>222909961bad for you that
>>222909908would like to see this woman naked now
so then you've got Hall & Oates' Maneater...the song says the exactly the same thing as Gold...we're yuppies, we're doing lines...only they're Americans, right? They're prudes! They can't say that outright!
>>222909959You're a good lad, I've always said so.
>>222909968google broken?
Old Simpsons episode was on so I changed my TV to StretchIt looks better that way
or you know without another definite article
>>222909936well it was bullshit, you can't train yourself to ignore physical pain completely, yeah there's those monks who set themselves on fire and sit there, but if you gave them over to a sadistic torturer they'd still squeal and writhe
>>222909980yhh
Sir Monk Harmer
Tomorrow I am 18 months sober
Just had another 20g of protein
>>222910028bf's spunk was it
got the IFA Wartburg - Freie Deutsche Jugend on
>>222909995Scientologists use hypnosis to give birth without meds and without screaming that might traumatise the baby. You might not be able to completely avoid all suffering, but if you can limit it, then isn't that better than suffering unnecessarily? I mentioned actions are a factor and that would be actions that, for example, keep you out of the hands of sadistic torturers. But mindset is also a factor that a lot of people ignore, and they suffer needlessly as a result.
>>222910038If only spunk had that much protein. I would be fucking HENCH
>>222910054Just eating it isn't enough, you actually have to stimulate muscle growth
wonder if Meghan Trainor still performs the song "All About That Bass" now
>>222910027Congrats lad! How are you feeling?
>>222910062good lad
>>222910062looks like my nan a bit
r.kelly made very good music but you cant say that in england because of 1) woke and 2) its "yank shite"
I am 12 hours sober :)
yanks be like:>listening to meghan sneakor
>>222910061The point was that I suck off lots of guys. I sucked dick on Saturday and Sunday, 2 different dicks as well
>>222910096yeah I was just trying to say you're a lazy cunt that just eats spunk haha
dunno what r kelly actually did besides the closet stuffin fairness that was pretty kino all on its own
Listening to Megan thee Scallion
>>222910093good man. a clue is forming
>>222910124clue is set to evaporate this friday
>>222910090>>222910120rorkelly
>>222910093I was sober for 3 months but drank each of the last 4 nights. Regret it.
Having an early lunch
>>222910116I wouldn’t say that I like swimming and cycling. Just because someone doesn’t go to the gym doesn’t mean they are lazy
>>222910090Kelly's a fairly common name up north where we might say "are kelly" (referring to "our kelly"). Wish I could read a funny collection of times people said stuff like "are Kelly's preggers" because it sounds like they're saying "R Kelly." A bit like when women were tweeting about enjoying the smell of a man's cologne but they spelled it "colon."
>>222910120I think the video where he pees on that girl - she is 14-15. They also found other videos like that off underraged girls, also abuse and rape perhaps.
>>222910150ok well I was just making a little joke sorry
>>222910070Awful, don’t know why or how people can go their whole lives like this
>>222909908the pengest bong to ever live
JUST WHO IS BIOMASS ANDY?
>>222910142goyslop willingly consumed ahead of schedule, hope shekelsberg promotes you to half-sentient gibbon soon
*storms out of the thread and slams the door*
i havent eaten in 5 hours
'e's alreet are kelly
>Dancing on stage in knee-high boots, PVC underwear and posing provocatively with a riding crop, Paula Southin, a transgender activist, performs an erotic routine using the stage name Violette Hue in a lewd online video.>The Mail on Sunday can reveal that Southin, who was born a man, is also a former Girl Guide leader and member of a key committee tasked with helping shape the future of the 116-year-old movement. Leftypol can't get enough of this
weird how half of you are cute and like animal videos and funny jokes and the other half are ugly chuds who seethe over browns
>>222910165Damn I thought you'd say you feel better. Why did you stop?
>>222910185time for a burger I reckon
>>222910120https://youtu.be/0PsfdttNboQ what he did got massively overshadowed by his all-time melty
peng tingz
I ATE MY LUNCH CRISPS LAST NIGHTGRRRR
been logged out of my twitter burner. Can't even remember what the username was, much less the email or password. Now to set about making a new one via various dodgy temp SMS websites, trying to find a number that hasn't already been used to verify an account.
>>222910211norksis she the dead one though?
>>222910211i can see why her boyfriend got pissed when she got really skinny from doing coke and her boobs deflated
>>222910230yh
A black woman being successful on her own merits pisses bigots off
you can get 4K versions of JAV films now, what a time to be alive
>>222910216just create a new gmail account and login with google
like watching the birds by which i mean the birds not leering at women magpies are my favourite
>>222910245doubt she says nigga, far too mixed for it. harry probably does though
>>222910262staring at women is it
>>222910238>self harm scarsah yes
thank fuck we won I love burritos too much to give them up
>>222910270only like doing that on my computer screen too stressful in person
norks, nanas, bazonkasthese are the wonderous givers of life
>>222910245Half black so she only had to put in half the effortKevin Hart did it all on his own and he's full black and a manlet
>>222910201I guess I used to be an alcoholic maybe not a full alcoholic but I would drink everyday without fail. And then I got done for drink driving so I decided I should probably stop
>>222910274they seem preetty bad
>>222910255these days that requires sending a message on your mobile phone
>>222910302I see, but don't you at least feel physically good? Better sleep?
>>222909908>>222910211>>222910238>>222910323>>222910364kys
can I get you anything?
im the worlds #1 freak wonder if i can get rich from this somehow without trying too hard
>>222910393a huge pair of milkers in my face to motorboat plz
>>222910381
whenever someone says 'kys' i always read it as 'kiss'
>>222910400plenty of freakish people on social media capitalising on their freakishness
>>222910393if you could codify the british constitution into a single document then that would be great thanks x
jaheira minthara threesome sex arse
>>222910370Yeah much better sleep, it’s just life is so incredibly boring now
>>222910419keep yourself safe :3
finished obsession (2025) very straightforward movie but well made and original and goodnext up is bastarden (2023) or ill finally watch fargo (1996) like loads of poeple told me to do
ChatGPT image creation/editing has been on fire recently.
>>222910423on it*grabs a crayon and a sheet of A4 paper and scurries off to a corner of the thread*
>>222910448one of those is not like the others
>>222910448>fargolove that filmthe TV show was alri as well
>>222910457what is you mean
>>222910454dont forget to add an amendment guaranteeing all rotting incels the right to a government-provided gf x
Need a National Socialist Revolution pronto
>>222910448In Fargo they make fun of men who are not circumcised ok
>>222910472Fargo is a classic kino. The other two are mid to trash.
>>222910458
>>222910448been meaning to watch fargo again might do that later myself
>>222910448fargo is really boring theyre trying to trick you
>>222910434well it's about trade offs, this will be better in the long run >>222910448>Obsession I watched it last Friday, I really liked it. Theater was empty though - for every movie, for the whole weekend. Fargo is very very good. >>222910485man that's sad
>>222910503proper Leninist this guy
Addicted to looking at pretty girls on Instagram It's insane how beautiful some women can be.
>>222910488trembling with rage at this
/brit/ doesn't really sit right with me
>>222910469>TV showFOY
Fargo bussin frfr
gorilla: did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?zookeeper: no, I did notgorilla: that is because I am a quiet gorilla
>>222910514
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1783403268380222.webm
>>222910525shrieking and pounding my chest and my enormous boobs flop this way and that
the fargo tv show is better than the movie
>>222910503performative cringe, thankfully this guy is very uncool and can't laugh at himself other wise he would be more popular
been using a swingers app with my wife (yes we're middle aged and bored) and we're constantly put off by the other couples bioswhy can't they just show face and bodies and shut the fuck up? every time we read a bio no matter how attractive the couple is, we swipe because they're cringe or political or have weird hobbies
oh yaah hes kinda funny lookin fer sure
super homer odyssey for the nintendo switch
anyone want to join my commune where we practice free loveill fly you out but you have to pay
>>222910532the amount of embarrassment that goalie must feel right now must be off the fucking charts
giving dan hentschel backshots and slapping his bald head
>>222910573ok but how many girls are going to be there
>>222910532shambolic display
>>222910532scream
>>222910545bro is getting the ick, it do be like that sometimes, when there's a pretty girl but she's so retarded I sometimes feel like that and her actractivness goes down - also if she's super mean and disrespectful to others
>>222910545>swingersI wonder why they're all so weird...
>>222910532Reminds me of when you'd play footy during lunch at school
can we harmonize 4 you
any constipated man inI haven't pooed in 5 days
>>222910582um
>>222910604take 2-3 magnesiums and make a coffee with butter and milk, while drinking the coffee chug very cold water
>>222910604you've always got something going on with your bowels. tried not eating like a runt?
>>222910545Send an example
>>222910545You don’t have a wife
>runtthat's me mentioned
>>222910622did your babuskha teach you that>>222910628love carbs too much to give them up
how the fuck am I supposed to figure out that I must find some nigga named Art Cullagh to get thaniels whereabouts
Shit manager has forced 3 people out of the team because of how toxic he is and no one is batting an eye, his managers still love himFucking retards
and im proud to be an american where at least we drink our pee
*jerks thumb towards last night when USA lost 4-1 against Belgium*
had to do some work, my runt hands are filthy
Out in the park.Fell asleep on the bench.Not much going on.Good times.
this is the worst general on 4chan
might move to china and have a bunch of hapa school shooter sons
>>222910678hate when the higher-ups are blind to the shit manager you have to work for. feels like work means nothing
>>222910662>did your babuskha teach you thatNo, just from experience. The best magnesium type for that is "Magnesium Citrate" btw .When I used to drink coffee I used to put 1 tb spoon off butter and that really gets things going along with 500ml of cold water, but you might have to put 2 tb spoons of butter in your case.
>>222910696is there a webm of the belges doing the dementia shuffle i missed that
>>222910720https://x.com/ZuritaCarpio/status/2074341300497715699
>>222910706any biomass about?
>>222910706thought those dangling leaves were a hamas paraglider
>>222910709yes
>>222910713thanks m8
>>222910630>bio is full of "politics" (catchphrases like fuck the tories)>geek shit like board games, star wars, game of thrones>list of their meme mental illnesses>(guy obviously in charge of the account) tries to be witty and funny but ends up being extremely cringelist goes on. we just want to snort some coke and fuck this ain't a dating app
rorke in a tailspin
thank you to the lad who linked my Prodigy new last night after I went to sleep
this isn't working
>>222910776greyie pie
>>222910741People? Earlier in the day there were dog walkers. Many butterflies on wing right now, too.>>222910743Yes, they gave me a start when I woke up from my nap, I can tell you that for free.
this world is hurting me why god why
>>222910678my supervisor is a 9/10 and all the men love her but the women seethe constantly
>>222910759np lad, hope it gets resolved, I knew a woman who didn't go for 2 weeks and had to go to the hospital
fucking love picking my nose and eating crusty boogers
Playing a game
Any misogynistic, racist chuds in?
>>222910821can i play
>>222910759Bulgarian anon is right, remember that the bowels run on water, in addition to whatever else you do, drink a lot.
Has anyone seen an american? I am looking 4-1
>>222910778OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNKY SHIT
>>222910825sorry it's a one player game
>>222910831Yeah saw that on /sp/
>>222910816for me it's those hard lumps that burst with salty flavour
>>222910823not really that misogynistic they're just boring and dumbsome of the other races are dangerous and repulsive so i am a bit racistand the two kinda feed into each other so yeah i guess
>>222910837well mum says its my turn now and you have to teach me how to play
>>222910843for me it's when you peel away one giant cornflake that's obviously been forming for hours
Slurping on a ViMTO ENERGY ZERO TROPICAL COOLER
>>222910840i saw this
Indians and Africans are not human. "Full stop." You have to put your foot down there, or else you leave yourself vulnerable to this kind of rhetoric that appeals to "human dignity," "human rights," etcNo. Indians are not human. Africans are not human. They are separate, distinct life forms from us and they occupy a lower tier of moral worth. That is the truth and we have to be honest and insist on it and stand by it or we will never be able to deal with them as an existential problem (3.5 billion of these life forms, btw)Even most "racists" don't actually "get" racism. "Racism" is not a utilitarian calculation along the lines of: "blacks and Indians produce lower economic output and are culturally different from us, therefore they're undesirable." Racism is: blacks and Indians are intrinsically, biologically 'Not Us,' and so they're inferior and hostile insofar as they pose a threat to us and our interestsYou have to Actually Be Racist. There's no shortcut or way to squeamishly avoid it. There are 3.5 billion of these things (and that's *only* subcons and blacks) and their numbers increase every day.
Dipping my smeggy bellend in the flatmate's (female) food until she notices.
>>222910881
>>222910868mental illness
I'm a gooseberry fool
>>222910881sup mouldie
>>222910901ruh roh
eating a supermarket own brand cornetto
a day latea buck shorti'm writingthe report
today on the youtube New To You videos tab: the same fuckin videos
>>222911012wtf is that!!!
>>222910990thought RB actually had all of Ireland on their logo lol, would be very sneaky
we should've lost by 30fuck this shitass country
>>222911012legit think my mum would watch this and start pouring boiling water over apples
>>222911012realistically though, boomers and the elderly must be getting mindraped by hundreds or indeed thousands of these videos every single daythere's just functionally no way for your 65+ year old parents and or grandparents to know that this person doesn't exist.
>>222911012Waoah! AI so good!
>>222910990Restore lives rent free in this mong's head
>>222911012Grandma flicking her dusty bean to this
granddad just rung me up in a psychotic fit about worms in strawberries
>>222911012why are ai generated men always beautiful ripped hunks something deeply homosexual about ai use to begin with but this just confirms it
>>222911089trained on gay porn
*puts my worm in your strawberry*
right then whats the plan for today lads
petite girls getting sodomised with comically large black penises
>>222911061That's true but where's the real harm in cases like thisBy that I mean, I don't know the real point of this sort of video. I don't mean "then they can create fake war videos" but videos specifically like this
>>222911106Make it back to bed
>>222911061my dad spends hours watching those ring door bell footage AI videos thinking they're real
>>222911112shreg
>>222911106just had some crisps and houmous and a bockle of timmie taylors
>>222911116Are you fucking retarded
I am dipping all my strawberries in vinegar from now on. No more cream.
>>222911109how do you manage to turn into a porn zombie from basic dull shit that's on the front page of pornhub reckon it was over for you before it even began
>>222911012Strawberries one is definitely realWhen I harvest mine I always soak them in a water, salt and vinegar mix for 10 minutes and you see little fly larvae pop out sometimes. Probably not as common with commercially farmed ones. Apples are also waxed so that one might be real too but it doesn't mean they're inorganic, cleaning them just removes the natural waxy protective layer so they reapply it
>>222911116well I mean that particular video is suggesting that some strawberries are full of worms, as 'evidenced' by the worms existing the strawberries submerged in water in the video
DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS
>>222911116every innocent ai video they see will condition them into believing in the not so innocent stuff, people have been doing ai voice/video scams on the elderly for years now. think about it for more than five seconds
>>222911157Yeah they're not fucking massive worms though
dipping my cock and balls in salty vinegar water to remove the fly larvae
>>222911175do people often get killed by pokemon in pokemon land?
NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS
do they fuck pokemon in pokemon
*sprints into the long grass*
>>222911208*eats you alive*
Rorke creating an AI PSA video that says all sexy step aunts have to milk their nephew Rorke dry with their big massive tits or nephew Rorke is certainly a dead man from semen build up and injecting it into my fit aunt's facebook shorts page and reaping the rewards
*inserts willy into the long grass*
>>222911207yes at that daycare place where you can make two pocket monsters breed whilst the old couple watch.
you are hurting me
I believe I've spent enough time in the company of death
walking into the pokemon pet shop and asking for a vaporeon and a gardevoir and one of those lopunnys with the ripped leggings
how is it only tuesday FUCK
