Hop in, Anon! ...we're on our way to Karl-Marx-Stadt.
>>222910106But I don't have a ticket
>>222910186No ticket required, comrade gypsy, the State providesGlory to labour!
Take me down to Karl Marx CityWhere the blocks are commie and the helmets are sillytake !! me! down!! yeaahh
>>222910106im looking for sex-stadt please point me that way
>>222910186I said: hop... the fuck... in
>>222910218>>222910290Not before I get a ticket. It is illegal to board the bus without a ticket
>>222910310I'm calling the Ministry of State Security, you're disparaging the State, so what there are no buses to your small town, at least you don't have to pay for the ticketsComrade, your obsession with "paying" for a service will bring down the glorious German Socialist State!
>>222910477>no ticket>no boardingSimple as
>>222910513Hey, you're holding up the bus! I'm on my way to pick up the car I ordered 13 years ago! Come on
>>222910513You have to board the bus if it ever comes to your town, ticket or notYou're not a bourgeois consumer Comrade, you can't pay for a service that the State so generously provides There is no market, Comrade, there's only the StateGlory to labour!
>>222910106I hop on the bus to the airport instead and kill myself there (memri tv reference)
>>222910554Do you have a ticket? >>222910559You don't have a ticket
>>222910584I don't need a ticket Comrade, no one needs a ticket in the Republik, the state generously provides Glory to Labour!
>>222910676How long have you been travelling without tickets?
>>222910584the only ticket you're fixing to get is for loitering, you lazy bum. get on the bus
>>222910106expected a kangaroo flag
>>222910729>>222910676>>222910290Okay this is getting boring...Tickets now! And identification papers
>>222910724Umm...I have a FDGB commuter pass Comrade because the State provides for its workers...why don't you have a pass Comrade? Comrade are you not a worker?!!!
>>222910106Feel like shit...just want her back...
>>222910106kino