it's real he's actually done it

I don't like the capitalised brit

>>222913214
>gif
fuck off

>>222913175
wonder if it's to skirt pass some technicality where he can report it under his new term if he were to win

just spent 90 quid on lidl on fuck all

>>222913101
horseberg when he see lara croft bending over

>resign
>get loads of press
>win obviously
>get loads of press
>can't be criticised for dodgy dealings now because the public knew and reelected him
it's all so tiresome

>>222913231
might be worth checking the receipt

>>222913231
the croissants?

half hour till the gooning commences

got some of that pawg tranny shii lined up

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>>222913227

>>222913230
he's just jumping before he's pushed, he was going to be found to have breached the code, this just gets it over with sooner

>>222913268
im a slouching awkward penguin virgin but i wish i were a seal

I feel sick
It's over :/

>The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has been resurrected to serve a full term as PM

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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him

>>222913272
why is he saying he’s gonna run then

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>>222913286
this you lad?

quite strange how you dont need to be an MP to be PM

>>222913300
And the election date will be just after the cut off for having to declare gifts as a new MP, so he'll have gotten away with it

>>222913300
because he is, he wouldn't have been barred from running if he was found to have breached the code, there would just have been a by-election

>>222913309
i fucking hate myself

mad/mental how you dont need to be an MP to be PM

Having a lie down with catberge for a bit keep the noise down team

>>222913319
Read some Jane Austen book where an MP was considered a wasteman for having actually fought an election campaign and won, rather than just being parachuted into a safe seat owned by the local landlord

Nige just kicked my head in

>>222913331
oh that’s weird you’d think you’d get a suspension or something

>>222913358
knocked some sense into you hopefully

feel like theres a strange kinship with russia
know fuck all about them honestly but i see them in their free speech repressing country mulling around in adidas tracksuits and drinking and feel like we would have a bit in common

I feel like I could do a better job as UK Pm

got scotoma in my let eye again thankfully it went away after I ate some food *knocks on proverbial wood not to jinx it*
that's like the third time it happened in the last two months need to see an ophthalmologist that's not right

>>222913347
Jane Austen what a bitch

>>222913369
Draft dodging gimp

>>222913360
well it depends if the recall petition is signed too, which would be started if he was suspended for 10 days, but that would definitely happen

>>222913369
does you neighbours dog bark?
>>222913384
I think only the Ukranians have the draft although I do think Russians still have their military service

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arab pussy changed rorke

and a benchod

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What?

>>222913369
I get scintillating scotomas sometimes that last like an hour and grow until they fill my entire vision then continue growing until they expand out of the edge of my vision
worry I may have some sort of brain disease

>>222913417
wrong board you stupid cunt

>>222913403
yoooooo

AI is telling me he can still be found at fault even if he wins and he could be suspended, recalled, and have to do another by election

>>222913403
dont like that

pooed

>>222913417
It's the same shit the SNP do every few years. By winning the Hollyrood elections they claim they have a "mandate from the public" to go for independence again. Farage will win and be able to say that the public's re-election, knowing about the bribe, means he can't be punished for it because they knew and elected him again anyway.

>>222913417
i believe him

turkish girl feet

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Sheffield Wednesday badge looks like a gremlin owl

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https://youtu.be/opRGVPgICps

>>222913444
bizarre lie

>>222913403
genuinely just unfair what some men have access to

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are these normal sized pupils for a man standing under mega bright stage lighting?

>>222913444
no one believes you.

>>222913474
venlafaxine eyes

>>222913474
mad he’s younger than starmer
looks like complete shit

>>222913474
they are if you're scared as hell

>>222913487
that's the thousand tramadol stare

>>222913289
vitamin c time

>>222913474
Bro needs to get veneers, them teeth are fank

tramadol nights

>>222913497
Tramadol, a synthetic opioid, would constrict pupils.

>>222913289
*flings you into the incinerator*
tragic really

>resign as MP to dodge investigation by parliamentary standards committee into historic corruption in order to stand again so that he can win and regain his seat as MP so he can be investigated due to past corruption by the parliamentary standards committee
Is Nige a genuine retard?

>>222913289
zinc 50mg
vit d3 6000-7000 IU
Vitamin C 1000mg

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for reference, a man on MDMA

>>222913503
wouldnt do well for his 'i promise im not a crypto yank' optics

at times like these all you can do is laugh
…

>>222913529
me when i take mdma

Cry Havoc! And let slip the DOGS OF WAR

>>222913491
all rorkes age badly because we are under constant attack from leftypol and zog

>>222913525
that's not a nice word :(

with those weight loss pills will fat people no longer exist in 10 years time

>>222913509
my bad x you are indeed right

>>222913536
WTF

>>222913528
don't give bad advice on /brit/ please. that shit is clownworld gimmicks.

>>222913525
He's basically saying "the people know I received this £5mil, so if I resign and get re-elected then it stands that the public do not mind". If he gets re-elected by the rorkes of Clacton, that is. Which he presumably will.

>>222913319
Yes you do you stupid fucking dickhead

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asmr waifu is aging out of the student roleplays and has had to start doing teacher roleplays instead

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Timmy won
Markymongs lost

>>222913551
not if I can help it

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>>222913551
Historians will be looking back in confusion at all this "body positivity" nonsense from coping fatties

>>222913542
>nige
>zog
uhh mate…

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>>222913552
quite alright x

>>222913214
Is this real

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>>222913551
girls like this will exist only for fetishists :((((

it's over lads

>>222913567
he’s fast

>>222913561
zinc is great for colds, I bet the NHS agrees with me

if your MP resigned to avoid corruption charges, why would you vote for him again?

>>222913563
>Yes you do you stupid fucking dickhead
Technically not, Alec Douglas-Hume was still in the Lords when he became PM. It's been convention that the PM sits in the Commons for well over a century thoughbeit

I'm sure Nige has expressed his fondness and subservience to Israel many times

>>222913618
Banter innit

>>222913618
he dindu

>>222913605
*secretly puts 100gr of butter in the meal*

>>222913618
cos he's our nige and he's for the common man and is getting rid of the uhh the bad people

>>222913618
Why do you think it's to "avoid corruption charges"? Why would you possibly think that resigning makes someone immune to "corruption charges"?

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Iranian's are such cunts they really should have been bombed
Also doing a trip around the world and going to a hostile country is dumb, some people really need to get it into their heads that there's part of the world that outright hate them

>>222913640
It's corruption because he recieved the money within 12 months before becoming an MP and didn't report it. If he's re-elected it's over 2 months and no longer relevant.

>>222913640
um dunno im just a stupid yankified mong

>>222913525
>>222913618
Thing is despite the leftypol screeching and questionable nature of the act he hasn't actually done anything wrong, he was under no obligation to report those donations as he wasn't an MP at the time or even leader of reform at the time if I'm not mistaken
The vote is just a litmus test as to whether the public care, though the public they're testing are very pro reform so it's more of a stunt

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>>222913658
>denied medical care following their self-imposed hunger strike following their imprisonment after a voluntary holiday in Iran

>>222913659
>It's corruption because he recieved the money within 12 months before becoming an MP and didn't report it.
That doesn't make it corruption.
>If he's re-elected it's over 2 months and no longer relevant
What's over 2 months?

Seen that video of the fat ethnically ambiguous bird shaking her grim arse more than I've seen my own mother at this point

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>>222913658
>yeah let's go this way

>>222913659
the investigation will just start up again if he's reelected

another tuesday gone then
i miss it already

>>222913658
honestly hate them too
two mongs doing something objectively stupid have to be rescued by the government again, will be treated as heroes too

>>222913613
megadosing anything is retarded. you have daily intake requirements. going over them does, at best, nothing (you piss them out) or, at worst, give you side effects.

you mention zinc, and yet you didn't know that taking high doses of zinc interferes with copper absorption.

please stop spreading shit if you don't know what you're talking about.

>>222913670
scremio

wish I lived in Mashhad

>>222913699
footy at 5pm

still juice left in this tuesday yet

>>222913487
haha im on these

>>222913699
I did absolutely nothing today except buy some Rakia for my uncle and cigarettes for me own self

>>222913678
you are mistaken it's not just when you're an MP but also a year to day before you become an MP

>>222913678
>Thing is despite the leftypol screeching and questionable nature of the act he hasn't actually done anything wrong
Cash for questions torpedoed many a political career in the 90s and 00s. There's basically no question he used his position in parliament to push questions regarding crypto policy on the BoE in the interest of his donors

>>222913713
I heard zinc makes you spaff more is it true?

fares lad are you watching the footy in a bit

>>222913719
may we see a photo of your eyes to see if they have large pupils

>>222913719
did it make your dick stop working

>>222913734
no

>>222913716
Wish I lived in balmora
Snorting lines of the sugar

>>222913723
>Rakia
>various fruits, incl. grape, plum, peach, apricot
bulgarians are fruity hmm

is a bit creepy how 4chan will shit on politicians willy nilly then suddenly when its someone like farage they need to bend over backwards to defend them
same was true with trump till quite recently
not sure were the free thinkers we think we are

I'm really enjoying eating tins of pineapple recently

>>222913690
It makes it potential corruption, warranting a Parliamentary standards investigation. And I meant 12 months, not 2

last time I visited an ophthalmologist they put those drops in my eyes that made my pupils wide so they could look through them better or whatever. almost burnt my eyes from all the sunlight reflected from the snow when I stepped outside

>>222913768
I reckon every online space has at least one person employed specifically to stir the pot and act like a troll these days

>>222913777
>And I meant 12 months, not 2
Being re-elected doesn't reset the clock for the first alleged offence.

>>222913768
>not sure were the free thinkers we think we are
>were
Oof almost had a point there little man but your typo has sadly nullified it

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>>222913713
Taking 50mg of Zinc one time wont do anything as far as a bad side effect.

Vitmin D3 daily requirements (400 IU) is absolutely nothing and they've admitted they miscalculated massively

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28768407/

Vitamin C 1000mg is nothing.

>>222913760
I bought him apricot because I promised I'll bring him some, he hasn't had it in years

>>222913768
literally one guy in here defending him everyone else is making fun

this alek yerbury fellow seems to be made of stern stuff, have you heard of him

>>222913798
yeah that's me sorry

i trust farage 100%

lads rewording and reworking reddit / twitter comments on parliamentary investigation & conduct procedures in real time clacking away at their keyboards passing off information they read no less than 20 seconds ago on a different website here on this website as if they wrote the legal text it's based on

if you have a healthy balanced diet you dont need any supplements. except perhaps vit d in winter

>>222913796
a heartbreaking story from the frozen east

>>222913635
alri hal

>>222913830
I'm getting it all from Leo

>>222913830
I'm actually a constitutional scholar giving the benefit of my expertise. You're welcome

Ian insisting that there’s two sides to every story

>>222913841
Isn't it still better to just get the vitamin D through food as you absorb more of it than swallowing a pill

>>222913821
Alek Yerbury is like an annoying little dog who does nothing but yap at people from the confines of his smeggy bedroom

>>222913803
read the standing orders

https://www.parliament.uk/business/publications/commons/standing-orders-public11/

>>222913796
love when they do this in winter and my teardrops freeze and then i walk into the street and get hit by a bus

I see /brit/ is now an expert of parliamentary standards and procedure hmm yes very good

>>222913885
theres barely any vit d in food, best is to get it from the sun

>>222913885
very few foods contain it naturally but yeh i suppose thats preferable if you can get enough without overdoing the food that contains it

>>222913893
popular streamer banned from kitch for anti mouse rant

Wanted catberge to sit by me but he insists on sitting in the window

>>222913912
i literally am

>>222913924
We're not pseudo-mediterranean like you, there is no sun here in winter

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>>222913939
sickening

>>222913948
Of course you are mate

>>222913945
they wish to see what's gone on don't they

>>222913951
yeah then take cholecalciferol ofc

>>222913978
they’re just like us

>>222913417
If he loses Reform are fucked and it'll be 1000 years of Burnham

>>222913875
Which one are you the one who says he is in the wrong or he isn't

>>222913991
im the one saying it takes two to tango

>>222913991
I wouldn't like to pre-empt a parliamentary inquiry, we should let the process play out properly before opining

it takes one to wanko

>>222913924
>>222913936
>>222913939
>>222913945
>>222913948
>>222913951
I am so profoundly tired of anonymous armchair experts on the internet. You spend countless hours researching, preparing, and creating serious content, and what happens? Well, in stumbles some anonymous fool from Bulgaria and blurts out that there's "barely any vit d in food" and that it's best to get it from the sun. Then someone else from the UK chimes in and plays the know-it-all about how few foods contain it naturally.

Excuse my language, but what kind of uneducated whining is this? To top it all off, you mix up your own subjective guesses with facts. Have you ever heard of fatty fish? Eggs? Fortified dairy products? You obviously don't grasp that, because you're too busy playing nutrition experts on an anonymous forum. And as another person in the thread actually manages to figure out: we are not "pseudo-Mediterranean" and we have absolutely zero fucking sun here in the winter! How do you think we survive, on photosynthesis? Get a fucking grip.

And what on earth is wrong with the rest of you unmannered pieces of shit? Right in the middle of a discussion, someone suddenly starts babbling about a popular streamer getting banned for an "anti mouse rant"? And someone else is sitting there crying over their cat insisting on sitting in the window instead of next to her? Why can't you just shut the hell up instead of vomiting completely irrelevant drivel all over the thread?

If you can't behave at the party and stick to the subject, you can expect not to be invited back. You all get the card of shame here. With that said – no one will be seeing your comments here from now on. Now scram.

raping my arse with a jewelled sceptre

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>>222914016

sorry but there's no way in hell i'm reading a word of that tome

>>222914015
the rorkeian motto

>>222914015
a bairn??

>>222914016
what's this got to do with my silly comment about a cat

let’s first of all refrain from politicising this

@rorkegpt summarise that tome in one sentence

>>222914016
was just saying this down pakistanilaiskauppa

wiping my arse with poo

lovely bit of LLM output there let me gobble that down gobble gobble

>>222914016
voi vittu

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>>222914016

>>222914016
One egg has merely 50 IU
You can't eat fatty fish every day
>fortified dairy
Fortified with WHAT?
With lanolin which is WHAT? cholecalciferol

case dismissed

do they have stuff in finland

I'm a versatile poo

Had a dream I called someone a nigger

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>>222914087

findlanders gets all their vitamin d from reindeer cum

>>222914068
getting tired of your antics

>>222914087
yes but for the sake of this argument NO

Hey now, lay off the Finns, they didn't do anything.

britain cries out for a nap

the only dreams I have are where I'm late for stuff and even the smallest things like tying my shoelaces are taking seemingly hours, thus exacerbating my lateness

only vitamin d I need is DICK

Rorke getting 83 on an IQ test and telling Leftypol 83% is a pass

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>>222914121
he started it

>>222914112
that’s finland destroyed then

>>222914121
perkele

>>222914136
Dream up some velcro next time

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>>222914056
>>222914066
>>222914073
>>222914075
>>222914078

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease

nigel fartarse

>>222914183
how did this make its way to haaland

i have dreams where i shag my cousin

i'll be Finnish in 1 hour 42 minutes

>>222914197
laughed at this post

>>222914206
Hot

> Prince Harry loses High Court case against Mail publisher
does this guy literally spend all his life in court what a neek

Finnishing men with my mouth

Recently been having dreams where I get caught watching porn in public

>>222914234
Surely not gay porn... right? RIGHT!?

As much as I want Reform to win and fix the country I really really really want us to get back in the EU

only reason anyone cares about the eu is because they have some fantasy of moving to italy or wherever
grow up

Recently my dreams are ones in which I am exporting goods that have "NOT FOR EU" printed on the packaging and the destination is an EU country

*coughs*

wont be happy until im dead

>>222914266
Sup.

>>222914266
you break export agreements in your dreams, you'd better wake up and apologise

the dreams in which im dying are the ones that kinda slap

>>222914311
>>222914314
Sup.

>>222914326
hello egypt

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Going up to Northumberland to see the wild Cheviot goats this weekend if that's alright with you de lads?

Reddit denied my ban appeal.
Guess I'll make a nu account then aha x

>>222914331
Sup.

>>222914363
will egypt win the football

>>222914375
Bestgore.com.

>>222914338
apparently there’s a dormant volcano up there if you wouldn’t mind checking that out

um

>>222914392
Sup.

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time for your meds

job rejection there. on to the next application

>>222914016
Screamed at this, I went to make my lunch after I posted my vitamin D from food thing and just got back, good rant Väinö you taught them all.

>>222914417
...

>>222914408
Yo. What's up.

>>222914423
ktim

>>222914417
Her boyfriend is ridiculously hot.
Makes me sad I'll never get her pregnant.

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There he goes the poor fellow

>>222914423
>>222914427
>>222914441
Sup.

Going to watch a film on my laptop while painting a nature scene.

>>222914464
h-hiii...

>>222914445
>>222914447
>>222914462
Sup.

>>222914338
my speakers were named after this creature

>>222914474
Pump.

>>222914417
insanely ugly outfit

just saw a girl in my school year in town and she's 10x fitter now
was wearing a skimpy summer outfit

>>222914520
Sup.

>>222914532
um

>>222914532
ESHUTA

cup of pasta and a splash of water in the air frier

>>222914417
Why pose with a prop syringe if the syringe is obviously empty?
Is she retarded?
(Answer: Yes)

>>222914607
I don't get it

>>222914624
You don't need to get and know everything. Life is too short for that anyway.

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>>222914638
amen to that brother

>>222914604
Sup...

>>222914651
shut up

>>222914657
what's good in the hood, my brutha?

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>>222914695

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lnaaaaaaaao.
Can't stand this ginger prick.
Throwing everything away for a 5/10

Being a sports superfan in adulthood is on the same level as being a gamer
Grow up

>>222914607
i get it

>>222914762
he really seems to take L after L

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>>222914775
1 day in life of Tango is worth more than 1 billion gamer hours

farage gone then
it's over

redpill me on Clacton

>>222914762
UK libel/slander laws are insane, basically gives the rich free rein to silence anyone they view as a threat and no one seems to care

>>222914762
Hair looking THIN

>>222914762
Bet he wakes up every morning next to her regretting giving it all up for a porn star. Would be funny if he massed an army and started a civil war for the throne after all the nukes are fired.

>>222914860
He says as news breaks of royalty being able to silence someone via UK libel laws

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>>222914695
learn to sit back and observe
not everything needs a reaction

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>>222914762
>Bristling with anger, he told the judge his wife’s life had been made ‘an absolute misery’, even though the Duchess of Sussex had nothing to do with the case.

>>222914893
right lad, that's my point, the laws are bad

>>222914914
Meant to write unable
They haven't managed to do it

fucking hell harry's hair is completely gone

>>222914762
imagine being the prince and STILL putting pussy on the pedestal to this degree, oh my days

JUST WHO IS BIOMASS ANDY?

a megapint?

still can wrap my head around that his name is Henry but they call him Harry which is the same number of letters

>>222914904
Scrème brûlée

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>>222914972
mogged

harry on his deathbed is going to realise he could have gone anywhere in the carribean and bagged someone who looks just like her but with 10% of the hastle

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Got an achievement in Hearts of Iron IV :) I had to conquer the Netherlands as the UK in the most awkward and cumbersome way possible, mimicking Operation Market Garden

>>222914993
is this liev's son

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Seriously?

>>222914972
yummy tummy

>>222914960
I miss those days already

>>222915011
well done puppy

I miss Elena Dementieva