CHADji edish
screaming out me arse
waka waka, this time for africa
alri la
you ever have a snifter of whiskey before bed?
>>222915578right um
nth for the baddiedem
>google how far away berlin is>now getting a bunch of emails for flights to berlinright, "well thats closer than I though, i'll head out there this afternoon", thats what the algorithm thinks of me
"I used to ruuullle the wooorrrld" song playing with my head as I'm escorted out of my workplace by police for being caught spaffing in the burgers instead of using mayonnaise
>>222915552
https://youtu.be/adKEqin5SoI
>>222915591there's an anorexic lass at my work who looks a bit like soogzI've never spoken to her in the 2 years I've worked there because I'm a weird freak
>>222915591shes actual so fit
>>222915608that's a child
>>222915628>>222915591her bj skills are so fucking bad
>>222915608that's a man
>>222915628ok but why did you reply to yourself
>>222915608Kayoko stompy
>>222915608that's big feet
about to chuck some form of frozen potato product in the air fryer
>>222915578that's a me
half these threads are just the same incels advertising/spamming onlyfans whores
>>222915628>>222915591mogged
the experts were wrong again. thankfully i only listen to joe rogan
>>222915628I'd say catch her eye and smile at her lad xBut as a sperg I don't think I should give advice, a hello is better than staring aha
>>222915687bit early
>>222915707sorry about that mate that's me
>>222915734I used to do that, for like a year, without ever speaking to her. Now I just ignore here. I'm such an insane freak it's unreal.
>>222915707jannies do fuck all about it even though its clearly advertising
Women shopping in Tesco was told to leave by a security guard because of her backless top. The guard informed her that as her top could be untied from the back it could encourage someone to undo it and leave her exposed>“When I turned around he said ‘you’re not allowed in here’.>“I said ‘why not?’. He said ‘you can’t come in here wearing that top because it’s got a tie-up at the back’.>“I said ‘okay so can I go and buy a top then because I just want to get the shopping done?’ and he said ‘no you’re not allowed in at all’.”>The stay-at-home mum then left the supermarket and went back to her car to fetch a gym jumper.>But Alixe told how the guard was watching her with “disdain” and later “shook his head” as she left the store with her shopping
>>222915762you just know the guard was a biomassian
>>222915762based abdullah
>>222915664rorke thinks somebody being willing to admit they were wrong in the face of new evidence is a sign of malice and untrustworthiness. he thinks people should stick to their guns no matter what and keep saying things they know to be untrue because at least they would be consistent
>>222915762not sure who to side with here tbqh
Please fifa give us strenght and penalties
>>222915762millions of slags wear those tops she cant have been the first and only one who walked in wearing that
>>222915608>youbealedme
>>222915807its only Egypt lad
>>222915636True say >>222915708Cap
>>222915762Slag obliterated, you love to see it
reckon I might have a bit of the old 'stipation
>>222915825saw her getting shagged by a white bloke with a small bwc
>>222915820its such a boring world cup for us, we only get paired with underdogs.
>>222915825blud replied to himself again oh my days
sorasaki hina
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
My pet theory is that the reason they hire the blackest bantu africans to be supermarket security men is because while agencies and supermarkets know that the security guys aren't allowed to touch punters (it's an automatic sacking) the public know that these black fellas are prone to popping off, to the extent that in many cases the law won't hold them back and they will still get physical (at the expense of their job). This public knowledge of black tempers and lack of impulse control makes them ideal candidates for supermarket door security. This is also why the security workers are agency rather than employed by the supermarkets; the agency absorbs the liability risk.
>>222915861he does it literally every day. i guess he has that "engagement brain" where he thinks people are more likely to reply to a post that already has replies
>>222915893think about black people a lot?
Any Pharoah man in
shall be eating dangerously out of date food for tea because I don't like wasting it
>>222915893ok
>>222915886No it isn't, I'm a nonce and I don't watch animeDon't lump me in with those freaks
mina ashido feet
>>222915909*walks like an Egyptian*
>it's really very simple>we'll go fricken mentalthey cooked with this
another handsome lighting day here in my squalid runtsty
*parties like a roman*
>>222915914based
>>222915909yh
>>222915946The colonial brain must be told what to do and think.
lawn is looking parched
dtfic keeping the thread warm while everyone heads off to enjoy the footyspecial little guy
>>222916009grass is pathetic reallyooh look at me i died like one month into summergrow up you damned cunts
>>222915946
ill eat my skin, blood, hair, nails, snot, scabs and pusi wont eat my wee, poo, cum, eyegunk, tonsil stones or earwax
>5pm kickoffWOKE
RAPE THIS DAAAAAAAAAAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hB8pjlR17w
Bludovich just went off at GRASS
>>222916057every man's got to have a code to live bycertain boundaries never crossed
Any Tutankha mun in
going on holiday in a couple of days to spaingoing to be difficult keeping up with my nofap seeing all of the arses in bikinis
>>222915893My local security guard is a meek, elderly, 5'5 Asian gentleman
>>222916079good post
can't respect anyone who isn't man enough to admit he's tasted his own coom at least once to see what it was like
should be illegal for ebay sellers to list items that say they come from the uk when they actually come from chink land
>>222915946This is the most baited into rage I've been in years. This post made me feel actual genuine feelings of disgust I thought I was immune to. I think the word "frickin" was what really did me in
>>222916100corr imagine how their swarthy brown iberian arseholes smell
should just start doing stretches so i can suck my own willy
>>222916129well its not just them, its all of the pale big arses at the hotellots of different nationalities all showing their arses
>>222916113nothing against people who do but its not for me id rather tuck into a bit of beard ive pulled out
>>222916113Always kiss a girl after a blowie. Just polite innit.
>>222915946>>222916128They got into the sport post woke they were never going to be chanting about German bombers
>>222916057Lived with guy who would constantly pick at his nose, ears, and eyes, always eating whatever came out. Wouldn't care if he did it in private but he did it openly, few times I'd be eating and had to tell him to stop. Then he'd get mad at me
>>222916148my ex did this
>>222916144very perplexing gimmick
My ex used to say she would dump me if I didn't kiss her after she'd sucked me offIt's not gay but it not right either
>haha yeah dude I've tasted my own cum but only after my hot model girlfriend kissed me after a super hot sex blowjobThis is exactly the sort of pathetic bravado and lack of spine I'm talking about. If you really cannot admit that you have, at one point in your life, tasted your own coom out of curiosity or some sort of warped notion of being perceived as gay, I can't respect you. It's factually a lie to say you haven't done it. Yet some men just cannot admit it.
>>222916177what are you scared of
inquired about female work colleague's bowel movements and she recoiled as if I asked to suck on her titsas if I was doing it for sexual gratificationdaft bint
>>222916224Well I never said I'd never done thatI tasted my own cum before that but I did lick it off her bum which was quite fit
>>222915862Prepped and ready for hydration break
>>222916224everyone has done it out of curiosityif you're doing it on the reg and constantly wanking to cei or implied bi videos yeah you might be a bit fruity but a couple of instances is nothing
Eating your cum is more environementally friendly anyway. Do you seriously waste tissue on gooning? I just put it in my mouth. It came out of me so it can come back in me
>>222916247you caught her doing coke
>>222916144
was looking to get back into going to church but i been seeing how completely raped the catholic church is. there are like 3 conservative cardinals left, all the rest are "progressive" homosexual migrant-loving freaks
hate cleaning the small convection oven but alas it must be done as putting on big oven would simply make the flat too warmare those silicone inserts a meme or do they work?
>>222916264tissue is biodegradable. so is cum. i use it in my compost
>>222916281cutie pie
>>222916281her teeth are better than mine
>>222916264alri pooman
>>222915946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCU
>>222916158before or after you sucked him off?
>>222916247what exactly did you say
bluds shagging his compost pile
>>222916128how does doopin' fare on your rage radar
>>222915941RARE
>>222916289>are those silicone inserts a meme or do they work?look great on my girlfriend waheyyyyy
>>222916289I have paper trays I use in mine to save washing up
>>222916290you're going to find a homunculus in there one day
love the racoon girl
>>222916358yeah :)
>>222916346do they not do a constant flap about?
>>222916358same
>>222916289ever thought about getting an air friar?
Lads what can I do after work? Ive got no ideas, I'm a boring man, so I find myself bored
>>222916358me? I fucking hate her.
>>222915861>>222915904Soogs is the queen of /mug/, you schizos think it's bizarre there would be 2 soogs appreciators on an /sp/ colony
>>222916329Like when they give out the hymn sheets at mass
>>222916352
life is a movieee
>>222916388Play a computer game.
>>222916392fuck me ive been dethroned as /brit/s biggest virgin
>>222916144corr id love to get betrothed to her
>>222916392yes saar very beautiful girl do the needful post the bobs and vageen
>>222916316good post
>>222916224i licked it once and it was thick and slimy and i didn't enjoy it. like a big salty bogey
>>222916380Me when go back in time to Nottingham and give a skateboard to are Tuck
>>222916388stroke that dick
>>222916144imgine her using her truncheon on her fanny while she imagines its a bbc
>>222916368no I put food on top of them
the union gets waay too much credit for opposing slavery. if it wans't for the fact that the south also had a distinct coherent culture of its own they would have just been like 'ye you're not threatening the union have at it
>>222916426scr
>>222916323she was experiencing digestive discomfort so I asked her about her shit schedulevery innocent
>>222916469bizarre lie
why these games never kick off on the hour?
Cant be fucked to do owt. Laying in bed since 1 o clock. Looking like it'll be a meal deal for dinner
>>222916461cryptic
>>222916388Football
>>222916469bizarre truth
>>222916438they basically did this with reconstruction . they won so we wer never going to say go back to slavery it's fine. but they badically said racism and segregation? have at it
read about spice bags last nightwould kinda like to scran one but dont want to go to ireland
>>222916394are there many christians pottering about in spain these days
my desk chair is perma moist in the heat
>>222916469thats only appropriate for a doctor to ask you freak!!the most you can get awya with is a cute and jokey 'how was your poop' but only if you're a friend
Never eaten my cum but I normally just spaff on my belly and rub it in then go about my day
>>222916530FOY
>>222916490yanks have to get the ads in
>>222916530if we worked together and you asked me "how was your poop" I'd literally punch you in the face
>>222916541you don't get up and wash it off?
this world cup is just making us look like bullies isnt it.
>>222916541
>>222916526mine smells horrific as i as sitting in it naked a lot during the last 'wave and just letting my arse sweat and gooch vinegar soak directly into the fabricnot ideal
was chatting to an (English) guy who said high school and cotton candyhad to let out a little FOY irl
>>222916554no you wouldnt
Wanked into my own mouth as a horny teen and immediately realised it was not something I wanted to happen again. You have to try these things though eh
>>222916557Nope, just rub it in like moisturiser
>>222916410Mans is hugless :skull:>>222916414>tf>tp
>>222916568
>>222916570how do you call them in england.
>>222916542poop is cutesy you would get away with it more if you used it here also because it would signify roleplaying as a yank
>>222916584ok bro do what you gotta do i guess
spunked in my ex's face in a m&s car park and she walked around with some of it on her face
>>222916587post the sexy women saar we get horny want sex fuck pussy sex
>>222916596secondary school and candy floss
>>222916554you'd do nothing
er...https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1783440502788778.jpg
boomers will complain about foreign food while going to fucking indonesia to fuck little 10 year old fatima lmao
what happened to all those lasses that were refs, i miss them.
>>222916596major colluvium and fine spun saccharine threados
>>222916641I'm at work you TWAT
>>222916641must be shopped
>>222916596its WHAT do you call themnot HOW do you call themfucking esl bastard
>>222916641how she gonna shit from that? barely any hole there
>>222916622why do so many people say this. plenty of high schools in england at least
>>222916629i'd test your chin you grotty little virgin
>>222916641on balance i believe it wiser not to click on this link you have provided for me
I'm so fucking hungry jesus christ feel like I haven't eaten for a whole week
>>222916661idk i always called it secondary school. not really bothered if someone says high school though
>>222916607it's revolting, far more gross than poo
still thinking of that unc from yesterday who told me get off the pavement when i was on the cycle path
>>222916641it literally doesn;t close. what a whore
smuggled my ds to secondary school every day and not once was it confiscated
>arse sweat and gooch vinegar
Going dooping mental
>>222916644ocd child rape intrusive thought stimming award
>>222916683um... janny?
>>222916682i hope a lorry pulverises you
Fares
>>222916679britain has fallen
playing Skyrim naked
>>222916709sex modded?
they're called high schools in scotland ^_^
>>222916709
>>222916709character or you
Asked the bartender if I could get a flake with my beer as I thought that's just standard pub banter and she just huffed took the pint and said she's not serving me wtf
>>222916701you cant tell what it is from that clipping
just had my last ever cigarette*
skyrim gay porn mod
>>222916723sex arse in positionfucking machine locked and loaded
fack the ultimate warrior
>>222916724you are all on heroin though
my (y)pp is probably higher than most
dont know who to support in this match. both teams and countries are unlikeable
what is a good streaming site for football. i cant log in to itv
>>222916759^_^ im shivering
i found out about the word "grogshop" the other day, its a synonym of for pub or saloon, gave me quite a chuckle.
rorke has a party trick called "the banana split"
>>222916740do you know why that's funny to say?
oh fuck.
>>222916774daddylive
>>222915718quite east for them to change their story because 'space' isn't real
>>222916768argies losing would be funniest
>>222915552My boss talks to me like a child he is fucking 60 and thinks 23 is young enough for him to give me advice such as >Stop being a negative nancy >You shouldn't smoke weed after work >You gotta talk to girls your age maybe if you had sex you wouldn't be depressed >Jesus Christ why on earth are you listening to the smiths no wonder your depressed
Pessi bros....
>>222916794
Goalscorer looks full Irish R1b
gayonel pissi
nononono, this cant be happening.Make it offside please, its not too late please.
>>222916810at least he cares you
>>222916842Messi's message to Infantino just leaked
>>222916801thanks
>>222916842you had the last one rigged. fifa doesn't want to play with you anymore
full irish r1b
foreign types with their hookah pipes saywalk like an egyptian
>>222916785Yeah and did a shit pour I was entitled to a top up
might phone fifa incessantly and ask them to rescind my v-card
Let's gooo
>>222916851I mean I am a weird autist my personal playlist is Penpals Smiths The pillows
>>222916869what was the ratio
had a bit of an accident while wiping my arse
shagoid gangyeah yeah
LET THE RIGGING COMMENCE
i can see speed from my tv lmfao
is the man kicking the ball
>>222916918that's your reflection
went onto youtube but forgot what i was going to search
the Waitrose “nigga”
ALVAREEEEEEZ!
LOOOOL
light penalty
>PISSI
>>222916930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHEW5n82EoM
KEEEEEK
SHITONEL SHITTY
kek argies
I want Egypt to win
CAM ON MOROCCO
>>222916887Genuinely about 30% head
>>222916978I don't know if that's enough for a flake joke
come on fifa, give us another penalty please, just another one please, messi will not choke a second time please.
>>222916971i hope the whiter country wins, too
riggi
Ronaldo would have buried that
>>222916947utterly boring
infantino making a few calls
>>222916991england would destroy you though
>>222916991
>>222916878
sir hydration break
they're playing "yeah" by usher
>>222916986Alright well what's your cutoff? Still think she was out of line having a sulk about it
it's the hydration break. that means you have to do 1 set of max effort press ups till failure
woke
>>222917027i got blacked to that song years ago in uni
get the bus parkedget the block lowget the Messi eliminated
>>222917037right this is simply just uncouth
glod
>>222917037:/
>>222917028more like three quarters head because then everybody knows it's a fuck up and the joke isn't an attack
sir missi penaltinithat wasnt funny sorry
>>222917036What is blud watching :skull:
>>222917047>>222917049?
you can see ishowspeed on the background with his egyptian tshirt lmfao.
sir blacked getter
messi's hairline is the same as mine
>>222917079prove it
>>222917079he has my chin
what a save for fucks sake
>>222917097well tell him to give it back then
>>222917049>>222917047blackout drunk
>>222917071Seeewy
>>222917097he has my penalty technique
>>222917054You're off your rocker nobody is serving a 75% head pint she tried to fob me off with a shit pour hence the jokeAre you her? Did you just pour my beer and throw a strop?
you're not white unless you drink ayran
accidentally had this webm fullscreen and thought ITV were just showing the penalty repeatedly on a loop >>222917071
How do I swindle people out of their hard earned cash?
>>222917117
>>222917114nobody would serve it which is why it's not an attack to make the joke then if somebody fucks up that badI think if you asked for a top up maybe you'd have gotten it, it's a bit of a mean jokeyes I am them
brexit was simply just fucking racist if you ask me !
my arse is gay
>>222917152see this is when you'd make the joke
MESIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>222917157texas will never secede. too weak you see
what a save.Come on argentina, keep diving, we need more penalties for messi.
>>222917191not really was right at him you're just shit
my twink feet fucking stink
>>222917191do you have the goali just logged in
Actually howling at this Argentinian diveball why are south American teams such scum
>>222917224oh fuck off
>>222917224here: >>222916898
>>222917238>>222917238
new >>222917250>>222917250>>222917250
>>222917243thanks
he's got that all wrong
>>222916517Of course but it's a very athiestic country
