Camila Batmanghelidjh edition
>>222920123jim sterling on a mad one
fuck off
nice one janny
>>222920123Is this wishy washy off of pantomimes?
kek. janberg luvs me and I luv him too :)enjoy my thread lads, I'm off to walk dogberg
cam on janny
RECKLESS BEN PART 3 IS OUT ON PATREON
>>222920268im getting this framed
suffering from the pression
Nothing but BITCHES posted so far
Recycle, reuse.
drank loads of water and now i'm pissing all the time
nth for the holodem
do you think its weird that hedgehogs aren't rodents
must get a japanese gf lads
>>222920274Seen a video of her using a weird shaped plastic willy and acting like she was sucking off a dog while her brother wanked
bames bond was a literal stroke of genius
>>222920357erm
>>222920353yeah but the dog isn't real :(
>>222920311Couldn't be me
Reckon recycling is a scam.
Quick browse of the charts
>>222920379It’s all a scam. Everything. None of it’s real.
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY!!
>>222920379yeah saw it on penn and teller bullshit
>>222920409alri not quite ronan keating lad
>>222920379*shoves you to the ground and climbs on top of you*
>>222920357What
>>222920396>Sony is killing this
>>222920443Wonder how bad that shite she just did smells
>>222920405kino
rorke putting on pen pineapple apple pen and reminiscing about the good ol days
>>222920396We didn't know how good we had it x
>>222920448size of the fucking feet on that.like an american werewolf in london for fucks sake
>>222920403Need to peek at Duckie's phone cover. No way she plays Azur Lane
>>222920483how ling
Speak.
>>222920301looks mint that
>>222920498hao ling, like the chinese menu in his hand
was prescribed some cortisone suppositories and need a brave lad to help me with them, any takers?
help him
Mould.
>>222920502We have discovered a pigeon in your bank account sir. We need to remove it.
>>222920031screaming at this gay little knock-off version of the originalclearly made by one of the resident incels who added their dogshit forced gimmicks like "soogs" to try and make it canon /brit/ culture (wont ever be btw)
>Only 9 games left in the World Cup
>>222920379what’s the scam?
>>222920547the people added were suggested by /brit/calm down
>>222920566cope on wog
>>222920547but that version removed my horseberg :(
suzie thundertussy
Gay nigga skull
>>222920541how much would that cost
>>222920563this is very objectifying
>>222920563too big
>>222920031cheadle staffordshire mentioned
Sir Iron Chelator
>>222920379ever see the penn & teller episode on it?
Sir Ozone Layer
horse armour dlc
>>222920570you've got wogs on the brain lil bro
>>222920605Was shocking wasn’t it? The little guy was speechless.
wots wrong with these 2 blokes https://youtu.be/mB3eSud1_Cs
Sir Late Night Organ Donor
Can't get my chess elo above 700, reckon I might be mentally deficient.
Sir Russet Potater
switzerland
Sir Two for Tuesday
you lads ever had a knob injury?
Sir Cheese Grater
>>222920602hello are you alive
>>222920664can’t even learn the rules me tried to learn but all the pieces do different things, it’s well hard to remember
>stops you Now what?
>>222920692cuts on my frenulum
>>222920664do puzzles>>222920710prefer not to say
>>222920631scr
>>222920720What have I been charged with? not spicing my pangolin stew?
>>222920692yeah got ripped off in a factory
>>222920714fuck me, birds who have hair up always looks better
>>222920566Nah they weren't + the original pic is what /brit/ has always been no need to add the boring nu-/brit/ forced characters who nobody likes and are spammed only by one person
>>222920758Alri Homer Simpson
>>222920620Bravo Miyazaki
>>222920759why is he doing thatwould be so much hotter if he wasnt
need to know the feel of killing someone before i go out
>>222920804alri bögen
>>222920782
>>222920547Take your vitamins unc, you're malding again
>2-0 with 10 minutes to goSALAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
>>222920820du ser ut så här >>222920821
>>222920782Your life is a fucking shambles, luv x
>>222920833you've been done
>>222920835/brit/ not /swed/
head still feels dizzy
>>222920379This has been known for decades now, even Michael Moore wrote about it.
>>222920859Must be true then, eh?
bins go out tonight
>>222920853
>>222920547roaringthis place really is some peoples entire lives, it's mental
>>222920857so they did work
>>222920547don't know who half the people here are
flagon
>>222920880yes not niceput the rest in bin
>>222920483That scene in the underground was KINOSpeaking of which, let me repeat: you don't hear people talking about Alfred Hitchcock anymore
can sense some samefagging going on in this thread
>>222920547ancient image
fucking knew he would
>>222920882reddit is that way mate
>>222920720I'd give her a little peck on the cheek
>>222920908screamthey are like 10x stronger bizarre legal version tbf+ edibles are awful anyways
>>222920882i’m just not sure why reviewbrah is there was never a specifically /brit/ thing
>>222920931sorry i wasn't using /brit/ in 2014
Was just at my local, folk wouldn’t shut up about Alfred Hitchcock, as usual.
>>222920718lmao, a freak AND a retard. Proper rightwinger
>>222920547This thread is your whole life, isn't it.
This thread is your whole [B]ife
>>222920873It is you cunt pad
what is canon /brit/ culture
>>222920944true tbf
im excited for the new exorcist movie. it comes out in march. it's my favourite horror franchise. :)
>>222920957you’re confusing me with the other spanishflag, who only pretends to be right wing to wind you up. and it’s very funny
screaming dancing
Useless Egyptian twats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unaimGjk-4Q
>>222920951JAHDVDRINGdone me, where is your local?
>>222920990YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER
>>222920944people thought he was a /brit/ poster since he knew about tim
>>222921030>Empowered women
>>222921018Made it up as you well know, luv x
>>222921001ktim
>>222921031ah makes sense
had two chicken breasts and a full bag of green beans for dinneronly seasoned with salt and pepper
bedtime for me soon
>>222920988It goes FATCAM era followed by 190 eraThen /brit/ died
>I was only pretending to be retardedYah ok brah
>>222921036i am a mentally stunted bolivian man and this is my post
>>222921020KEK, you liked it when I brought this up didn't you? What an iconic line.
trapped in the 190 yuga
>>222921058didn't arsked
>>222920547when was this image made? rose is there.
>>222921074I always confuse this actor (the one behind) with the actor who played the captain in Jaws.
who is /brit/?
>>222921063if you haven’t cottoned on to the fact he makes a post about ‘third world immigration’ being bad everytime he replies to you to wind you up and you keep getting wound up i think you’re probably the retarded one
>>222921059need 40 herblore
>>222921098dunno
>>222921059>I've never read a foraging guide but I'll use it as the topic for my millenilol Reddit joke format
>>222921099sup pretty
>>222921098it's short for britain
>>222920550Grim
>>222921118ok sorry
going to move to canada
gary eats claims to be furious ahead of this reviewassume the gay boy cameraman refused to suck his knobber after his gay video
I'm FUCKING SICK TO DEATH OF IT
r/pessi_memes is having a melty
>>222921199of what?
>>2229210993 detectives on the case! it's over for anon
it bin night
>>222921199The world cup is making me hate VAR
>>222921230VAR has become a tool for match rigging, most fouls are subtle enough you can just come to whatever decision you're looking for.Disallowing a goal for a 'foul' that happened 2 minutes ago on the other side of the pitch is insane.
i'm angry
hi
>youtube channel saying the end of physical media is good>small views channel>click "do not recommend channel"enjoy that signal, cunt
>>222921289whyy
hi angry i'm dad
the gay porn life
poo
might go to bed early and read my kindle
nevermind I just saw a video where fode looks very zesty at wimbledon>>222921322black hill lane looms
might read my bed and then go sleep on a book
any cowardly worms in
>>222921345nightmarei like this cat he looks like me
>>222921329why would i go to jail
>[Deleted]
just shaved, a clue gained
how are you lads feeling for the match against norway.
How the fuck did Egypt throw that away then?
>>222921409just as long as i come first
>>222921258The Croatian disallowed goal was just as egregious. A goal disallowed because the "device" detected they player headed a ball. Despite cameras showing not showing a touch and the ball's deviation not changing whatsover. Sometimes I wish we lived in less enlightened times where cheats could be driven onto the streets and flogged
>>222921421Smells bent to me. They really didn't waste time or put 10 men behind the ball. Almost like someone had a bet on
>>222921412good
yhe bibne
bought silicone inserts for the air fryer in the endrefuse to be a cleaning jew for it all through the heat wave
gay porn run toil bergstein done
soooohow do you get a gf
>>222921412more confident than i did for Mexico
>>222921452you cook in silicone?
>>222920123This pic reminded me of you guys lol
finished my garyeatsonto some danny eating yankoid gas station food
sweep tesco
>>222921481sup cody
>>222791360
head hurts
using my incel forcefield to vaporise foids
>>222921105Yes I have, that's why I never respond to these posts when he makes them
apologise
>>222921481i knew because of the funny bants and friendly demeanor and the brown sauce !
>>222921452don't get the same air circulation with inserts though
two (2) Gu zillionnaire cheesecakes down the hatch
>>222921566in this economy?
>>222921533OOOOOHOOohhhh head huuuuurts
Balatro is rubbish. Takes no skill you just have to get lucky with whatever you happen to get in shops
>>222921566what are your plans for the jars?
might join the royal navy
does your chinky order look like this when you get one?
thats me done then
>>222921576not true
>>222921590no because im not a filthy gwailo
>>222921421They were exhausted. Argentina played deeper, and ran more from deep. Egypt shit themselves cause they feared tackles. When the score was 2-2, Egypt pushed higher on the offense were tackled in the box and Argentina countered. But considering Egypt had a goal disallowed for a shirt tug(and Argentina flop) on the other side of the pitch at the start. Surely Egypt are due a penalty. What about the "foul" at the beginning of the play when Argentina scored against Austria. Oh why was Balogun sent off for the same tackle Messi made against an Algerian. Sure the riggers cancelled that. How come Paraguay gets 0 yellows for playing murder ball against France? Yet the traitor Olise gets a yellow for pointing at the Rio de la plata rata Paraguayan?? Oh and 12 arg argie fouls today and no yellows. The Rig is in, bet on Argentina now for easy money. Back to back world cup winner the GOAT debate is settled and the HGH baby is the IT. Think of Luh millions FIFA gon make. It's still Pele btw, unlike Pissi he passes the eye test without riggi
Sir Medieval Jewish Inbred Toddler SB604
>>222921590Elton burst a haemorrhoid has he?
>>222921590no
>>222921590i dont eat "chinese food" that looks like this
>>222921590metropolitan elite are laughing at us provincials
>>222921597>99.9 percent shared with Elton John, George Michael, Paul o grady
>>222921590i always get 臺灣牛肉麵 from my localhaven't had a gweiloslop dish in a while
>>222921590not at all
steam summer sale ends soonreally should buy something but my backlog is huge
>>222921590
>>222921590i'm half chinese so my family cooks it but yeah if we're eating british chinese then it looks pretty much like thatno chips though i don't like chips really
my go-to order at chinese restaurants is singapore noodles with beef instead of shrimp
went to Hong Kong once. it was very humid
>>222920692mine has been numb down one side for two years. I think it's a clot/embolism either that broke away from one in my leg or from when I pissed in a bottle and didn't leave a gap for the air. I went to the doctor in 2024 and mentioned it and he told me to take paracetamol lol. anyway I can just about get hard most of the time so idk
>>222921686Are you a girl
>>222921710no sorry
>>222921597jeffrey's tinder results
>>222921582I usually just recycle them x
>>222921597s
4 quid chinese meal i had in nanjing
trump only intervened in the world cup because his state fair flopped like the third part of the fyre festival and wonk experience trilogy
C
>>222921738Well you should like chips then surely
anyone that orders chips from a chinese restaurant needs executing
>>222921755tell your chinese mates not us
chips from chinese is fire though
I need angry sweaty sex with a size 18 female
>>222921776it's nice how they do them though
chinese food i had in business class on the high speed train in china>>222921783havent got any chinese mates
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL??!
no idea what a swiss person is supposed to look like
chinese food in this country is dogshit and the chips are a flavour vacuum. you will never find anything as bland as a chinese chip. even a ryvita or unbuttered cracker surpasses them.most indian food is made by pakis and bengalis using supermarket brand slop from a jar, with the odd bit of halal goat lobbed in to bulk it outmost fish and chips are greasy shit, over or undercooked and never using traditional frying methods. yorkshire and scotland the only places to get the good stuff and even there you get a lot of pakis riding on anglo coattails too and selling frozen fillets for £15+good traditional pastries are a pleasure but how can a proper bakery compete with shit like greggs and its foul cheapness peddling gristle to unknowing norfmen for tuppence
>>222921776it’s a bit silly being snobby if you’re at a chinese place that even does chips. you may as well order what you want
Ronaldo this worldcup has penalty accuracy 100%Messi this worldcup 0%Who's the GOAT now?
imagine celebrating a semquincentennial even worse a bicenquinquagenary
mouldie really replying to his own post again from hours ago to fake engagement
you people post some awful looking women. at this point even femboys and puppygirl tier trannies look better than them
>>222921810you went all the way to china and didn't make a single mate?
Sir fear calmer
Trialing a mustache
nowadays most Chinese takeaways are owned by 'kis anywaymainly so they can make them halal
>>222921755that faggot looks nice
all this talk has got me thinking i should order a chinky or maybe go to the paki shop
>>222921842t. only ever goes to the most bottom of the barrel dogshit takeaway places available
>>222921871
>>222921853in this thread or just generally? point out the posts if it's happening here
Sir deer farmer
>>222921890Shut up you thick fat cunt
>>222921769I used to but I think I just ate too many and went off them>>222921755looks yummywhat was in the zongzi?
>>222921884You will do no such thing since you're obviously going to do your duty as an Englishman and boycott those places.You're going to uninstall the delivery apps and add just-eat.co.uk to your Pi-Hole list too.
>>222921871been rocking one for 10 years now
starter i had while flying club world on BA to hong kong>>222921860...yh
>>222921755>>222921810the chinese eat so much more elegantly than we do
>none of the main parties will run in the by election Kek Farage has fucked it he's going to look like a right mug loosing 20% of the vote to binface
>>222921755>>222921810they always have each ingredient in its own thing don't they
Sir near dharma
>>222921927can see your reflection in the spoon
>>222921910cant remmeber now, red bean zongzi i thinkfree because it was dragon boat festival
>>222921686omg i'm also half chinesehi
>>222921927not even safe from Elton's shenanigans on a plane
>>222921895>>222921518
>>222921948yeah and it looks like a ugly dickhead does it? funny
i'm going for a wankfuck the lot of ya x
Sir Adewayo Adebalajo
>>222921892No not like this odious runt
>>222921961screamsuch a freak
i'm nigerian
i used to scoff at the idea of chinese chips (we don't have that here) but then someone explained that because they're cooked in the same oil and cookware as the other food they get a unique flavour
>>222921965keep us abreast, darling x
i'm niggerian
>>222921990chinese people eat potatoes like everyone else i don't get why that is surprising
just made my own croutons
>>222921931yeah better than the muck you get here and much cheaper>>222921946better that way you know what youre getting
>>222921950are you a little incel like elliot roger?
>>222922002you're better than this, anon
>>222921964the person I see in the spoons looks quite dashingquite a dapper little member of the jetset glitterati to be honest
>>222922020potatoes don't have scales or wings so it is a bit surprising
>>222922032dont believe you
>>222922029haha yeah x
>>222922032>the person I see in the spoons looks quite dashingthis your dad confessing gay thoughts at curry club?
>>222922039they have skin
一句古老的中国谚语:英国蠢货
>>222921950besties let's sync periods n that
>>222922079be quiet
i think the only takeaway places i've ever liked were chip shops, indian, and the chinese. i've always hate pizza and kebabs and all that other shit even as a child.
nibba thinks potatoes is PEOPLE
>>222921686>t. Harold Wang, 19, of Slough
‘they eat rice in china’ woke: that’s a stereotype
upped my protein intake to 200g per day and i'm already noticing the difference
>>222922128how so?
Sneed
so thats it then, no new
>>222922139stomach is all blocked up and pudgy
>>222922139his tits have quintupled in size
eating my weight in protein and dying instantly (I am 99999 stone)
>>222922139doing big heaving elton john poos
>>222922173>>222922173>>222922173>>222922173>>222922173>>222922173
my life a gay porn life
>>222922128you're going to look like an ugly shitcake. lean is law.
>>222922217>>222922399Sorry for your loss, next wc maybe