PC Liu of the Metropolitan Police Service edition
great post
>>222924820
is that a vile Jap in policewoman uniform what bvsed AI vmg
>>222924820she can kneel on my neck any day
given up on the football it's so boringnuke switzerland
>>222924820>>222924841still do not understand this gimmick
They should make women have c sections so the vaccine doesn't get all messed up by child birth
>>222924857he is in love with her and think it's his ACTUAL girlfriend
umbunnies in roman times used to write VM
rorke's fat bennies mum saying he's gone all posh because he's scranned a box of guylian seashells
project gf 2026 phase 2 is go
An attempt is being made (tomorrow)
dude weed tomorrowthen booze on thursdayoh it lush
>>222924884thisgoing on holiday for a week in spain then going to kick on and sort my incel life out for the second half of 2026
Ha ha ..yep .. ThisIsmy FavouriteMr. Bean scene !!
>>222924820>>222924841>EIIRWe're CIIIR now actually
england would never fire off a nuke, they're pussies
>>222924890grim golem
It's amazing to stand on the Royal Albert dockside in Liverpool and think that, between 1830 and 1930, more than nine million people passed through en route to new lives in the New World. Some headed for New York and thence across North America to colonise the West; others set for South Africa where their descendants would fight the Boer Wars; some for Argentina or Australia to work mines that grew into great cities.
so what's Clacton like thenis it like the Mississippi of the UK or something
>>222924908It`s Sonice ..
looks like he got painfully bummed there
audrey poster implicated in blowing up that big pipe under the sea
need to stop scratching my scalp its probably exacerbating my norwood
>>222924906looks like um.. that city in Morrowind, can't remember what it's called, Vivec or something like that
>>222924875good post
the anti-americanism that came from the iran stuff in the chudosphere mindbroke catyank’s feeble midwestern farm boy brain so hard he’s become a neocon zogslave lol
watching the world cup is a lot more fun when its not my country playing
>>222924898mad how you can sometimes tell someone's got autism from a single post
having a bad mental health day
>>222924943ok
>>222924943Get off the internet
>>222924908It's a run-down seaside town, like Coney Island
firing poos out my arse like a tommy gun
>>222924857it's heatherfreak
>>222924930scratching it stimulates bloodflow and relaxation surely
>>222924943
How do I get into tennis?
saw some big booty bitches twerk to this in Stockport town centre earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWLnIcOgK4E
>>222924956i only use the internet for work, torrenting films, a few news sites and /brit/ and i don’t come here that much
>>222924933sc
Leftypol wanking to the men dressed up like womenRorke wanking to the godless orientals
>>222924974Heatherfreak famously despises Alysa and asian girls in general
atb
is the crowd loud in the itv coverage. im on a stream on tsn (whatever that is) and they sound very loud compared to other matches
>>222924927Wish Audrey would be implicated in blowing up my big pipe haha x
>>222924987me? wanking to godless orientals dressed like women
>>222925004Alri leftyrorke
>>222924894I did this for a month. I'm worse off than when I started
>>222924999shut up idiot!
>>222925015you did what for a month?
>>222924952ktim x
GIVE HIM A TICKET
>>222925029sat in my hotel room posting on /brit/
is this the first proper slurper of the tournament? two teams nobody cares about doing absolutely nothing for 2 hours
it's treason, then
it's COLOMBIA Rorke, not "Columbia"
switzerland will win on penalties and then lose to argentina
>>222925038fucking hell
Emma Watson has something up her bum that I’m interested in.
>>222925043easily the worst match so farpenalties would be a relief
>>222925038right well im going to be drinking beer and swimming at the hotel and i wont be on brit
It's Congolombia, and the people are CongolombiANO'sAt least that's what I've seen when scrolling through /int/
>>222925027hehe hoho
not a very appealing kit and colours from colombia
>>222924884what happens in phase 2?I myself have started a basic skin routine, shaving daily and getting regular haircuts, already had compliments from people at work. Still no luck with the toilfu though
never forget the lad who went to japan only to stay in his hotel britposting and obtaining a singular hug
I like them videos of the irish guys threatening to beat each other up like they are on Monday Night Raw or something.Also like that video of the two brown lads arguing like “bloody fuck you bloody!”
POOby Granger
>>222925081odd woman
>>222925081tragic
Don't think I have "bad mental health days" would just be a normal day for me desu
>>222925029Stayed in Spain for a month, sat in my hotel room posting on /brip/
>>222925038why in the everloving fuck would you travel all the way abroad just to sit in a hotel room
why does me fucking a femboy make me gay?there is fem in the word
Colombia Switzerland is such a slurper lmao
Had sex me. I'm part of a shrinking minority
Audrey "Put it up" Herbum
>>222925112change of scenery an that
Another summer during the prime of my life wasted award29 years old awardMissed out on everything awardNo mates award
>>222925088quite sad but at the same time i cant fathom how they do itthe cope might be 'there's nothing to do outside' but why even go abroad if you believe that
>>222925115There’s also boy in the word you wrongun.
>>222925115there's another thing in the word that might help explain why
>>222925038Fucking based
>>222925115There’s the word boy in it too. That mean you want to fuck boys ya paedo freak?
>>222925130yeah but fucking a tomboy isn't gay
Anyone remember Connor murphy? Well he just died no joke
mads mikkelsen coaching the swiss team
Columbia's Amazon basin has become a production centre for the country's biggest illegal export:C O C A I N E
>>222925145fucking tom is
Just had dinner with a cute young twinky goth boy
it must be hard. you travel abroad but then realise you have to put yourself out there and into situations and it can he hard to overcome that fear and uncertainty
>>222925115its not for anyone else to tell you who you feel you are x
>>222925147Nope, so don’t care one jot
>testosterone levels depleting>hair thinning>scalp flaking>eyes shrinking>teeth yellowing>haggard face>fat accumulating around my hipsfuck my life
i fr love netanyahu i feel like he’d like me
>>222925160That's when you get poo steaming and shag prossies and take dubious drugs
i've noticed that they often say they're off to bed but then they keep posting
>>222925147Is that this actor? He always played cops
>>222925160fear of doing what? going outside and taking pictures at the tourist places?
>>222925160but if you're that much of a pathetic fucking autist surely you could prempt this and simply not bother going in the first place? Or do you believe you'll suddenly become a confident chad when you touch down in another country?
>>222925115besides the point but femboys don't exist outside of retarded internet porn. look at this shit
I always post here on holiday and always get accused of being on a proxy
>>222925171literally all me
>>222925171are you exercising, taking hair loss meds, doing a skincare routine that focuses on anti-aging, using whiteneing toothpaste and considering using whitening strips (you dont have to make the optic white)? if not then you know what to do
>>222925147Is he the fella from that picture with the small fella and the tall fella in the gym? The tall fella so he was.
reckon coke actually isnt all that badbad in the same way that chocolate is
>>222925160any time i've travelled alone i spend 8 hours at a time in a museum and wander around for hours getting lost like a mongoloid. it's great
how was your spain trip then
Count Binface is painfully unfunny
>>222925185sometimes when I say I'm cooking the sausages I'm not actually cooking the sausages
>>222925192you can try to push yourself but you same old scared self takes over in the end and you lose your nerve
bloke i know is 28 and doing a solo trip to thailandbit weird isn't it
irish lads
>>222925206What about Fanta?
>>222925125ktim
well my name's andrew and i'm here to say
>>222925193Bet that whole hall smells like unwashed arsehole
>>222925206no like most things it only becomes bad when you're consuming it daily
>
Was class mate. Pure depressed now. Landed myself a new shitty soul destroying job too since I ran out of money. How's you?
>>222925224you don't have to push yourself to go outside and do all the normal tourist stuffif you've made it though the whole airport ordeal and arrived in your chosen country you've no excuse
>>222925240corr
"niggas" I must bid you all farewell. so, farewell
>>222925247Does it YEA, food is bad then YEA, water too YEA
>>222925240me hungry
being me is actually a bit rubbish
>>222925224again I feel like if your anxiety is that severe you could predict this would happen and save yourself the cost and effort of travelling
>>222925260what about bars and stuff
>>222925264
screaming shouting wanking pooing creaming howling
>>222925264scr
>>222925272just the exact same as bars and stuff back home
>>222925252should just be a flat line across it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTlIhtpbqnI
>>222925211Unironically looks like King Charles.
Thought you might have gotten a jobDire and depressing tbqhI moved into an incel flat
been wearing vans authentics every day for the last 15 years
what's the plan for tomorrow then, more poo screaming?
>>222925310that and some shit roaring
>>222925310i'll do nothing
>>222925310might wank off a poo, might scream my head off, might dance around my incel lair
I am 35 now, have been single my whole life. I don't have close friends or any friends who care. In recent years I started solo travel and solo shopping. Eating alone and watching movies alone have been the norm. Sometimes when the feeling of loneliness hits, it's really painful.
>>222925266s
>>222925310Got Project Serpo stuff to do.
they actually cant stop you from asking random people on the street questions
>>222925301Yeah that's why I haven't been posting. Got a shit factory job, mostly night shifts. I'm off this week. It's decent money but holy fuck is it boring. That's good you got your own flat
no footie tomorrow
By all accounts travelling abroad on your own can be dull, even if you join tourist groups they're usually with their mates and don't care to have an extraI know women do it a lot, but you know, going to be different for them
neet herebought a harp with my bennies
>>222925211very cockney phenotype
I’d boil Emma Watson’s poo.
>>222925345Why you only phone posting nowadaysAlso we got two different Glasgow posters in your absence and one was from Coatbridge!
>>222925325*hugs you*
So these two lads that are talking to each other and seemingly know each others history, that's because they're using the flag Chrome extension as usernames?
what happened to we're all going to make it
soccer stadium a fag flopsthe sound of slurping
>>222925347I find that boring, weird and quiet people tend to be boring weird and quiet no matter where they are.
I WISH I COULD BARS AND CLUBS ALONEBUT IM TOO SCAREDI WISH I COULD INCEL FLATBUT IM TOO BROKEI WISH I COULD EAT MEATBUT IM TOO WOKESTANDING IN THE SMOKING AREA LIKE A GORMLESS PREDATORBUT I DONT SMOKE
>>222925377yep
>>222925362My PC fucking died didn't it. I'll get a new one eventually. Always knew there were posters from there creeping about kek
>>222925391sc
a vile hutch
>>222925384i wish i could what?GO to bars?eat bars?what?????
born in norway stucked in india smoking on the fucking road
>>222925396Yh mine did the same during the heatwave but it's ok nowAnd yes he was the other umbunny poster
you can just lie when you go abroad as wellwhen i went to korea i kept telling people i was a footballer and happened to strike up a conversation with a guy who worked for fc seoul who said he'd bring my name up to his manager lolthis whole post is a lie btw but you can do stuff like this
>>222925391The Engerland squad. Norway quaking in their boots
Gandhi had a nerfed build but he made it work to his advantage.
>>222925391thats usx
We know you’re lying, lad. Just stop it.
just moisturised
>>222925413scre
i'm scrangling and grangling the bunniesi'm ripping their throats out with my yellow incel teeth
Honestly might be the slurper to end all slurpers
>>222925429weird and hurtful lie
where's Steve
country is turning into a bandanna republic
pedalopedagoguepedantic
bananda
Penalties. Genuinely feel likes my stomach is about to explode I'm so nervous.
I was looking for a knob and then I sucked a knob and heaven knows I’m leftypol now
>>222925413Oh you sneaky little git
>>222925439
>>222925439busy
World is a macropod tbqh
>>222925456fnorse
>>222925452gp
depressed post and it's got Ariana Grande sad image next to..
i don't ever feel emotion
having a wank in farmfoods coatbridge
theyll be playing this game in 4 hours
>>222925456sad and gentle face
>>222925431This was far far worse and also involved Switzersnore
i've realised that when americans consider "athleticism" they do it by measuring how tall and black someone is>dude if our physical beasts played soccer we would be the best team in the worldtheir dream is a team of 11 lukakus
might dream about two goblin women gaping my arsehole wide open with their fists
Sir PC Builder
>>222925490crack on pal
Rorke is a highwayI wanna ride him all night long
>>222925484this is what the middle aged greggs workers think about me when i come in to buy four chicken bakes
>>222925485Pookraine vs Pisstzerland
I get two pieces of Sellotape and make myself Jap
Mr Bean. Funny.
brit birthday party
>>222925504gp
>>222925504Swear, if I hear that song one more time
life is a movieeee
And after all, you’re my leftpol
i resent existence itself
my life a mockumentary
life is a gay pornand im gonna watch itall night looong
>>222925574s
>>222925574laughed
>>222925513this seems par for the course for a certain type of american who's so devoted to career and professional endeavour that even their brief moments of fun are regimented
>>222925574The motto of leftypol
my life a 'p
MY LIFE GAY PORN!MY LIFE GAY PORN!
Me when I first joined /brit/: Who's Zachy?
nigga name davinson
>>222924820phwoar would shag her arse while shes on duty
never ever ever let them take penalties
everything that exists shhould be destroyed
A manager needs to have the courage to ban black players from taking penalties
>>222925610t. Morgoth
>>222925600reminded me of this desperate to fit in freakscreaming
>>222925610even him?
>>222925617br
France only have like 2 white players in their entire squad kek
Bloke's called camp ass
>>222925624really i had no ideareally?????waow....
Akanji miss
>>222925618i wish it werent so but yes he must
sir gregor kobelsir manuel akanji
there should be nothing anywhere
>>222925632Yeah that's true, bollock breath. Maybe you'd like their bantu sticks up your gaping batty
there should be everything everywhere
there should not be anything
>>222925673youll do nothing
>black penalty taker>defender
might move next to an immigrant family and bang on the party wall with various implements
going bed
>>222925513this what those events coordinators do all day?
>>222925664weird faggot
>>222925579looks like it'd be a horrible time. and charging people money is really beyond the pale
found a tiny frog in my pond, couldnt have been bigger than a 50p, wish i had my phone on me for a picture
feeling kinda gaymight frot with a guy
>>222925606more like line of booty
Boys why do battered sausages taste so nice but then you feel like a piece of shit after youve finished eating it. Too much grease?
>>222925679there will be nothing
>>222925707you will do fuck all
>>222925695
>>222925701love frogs me
>>222925664bizarre outburst
>>222925705man wasnt meant to eat battered sausagesnot natural
>>222925641thought it was hair, turned out to be cute
my hair looks like this
>>222925721i will destroy everything that exists
Yes come on Switzerland I'm so happy right now team
>i will destroy everything that exists
>>222925726
whats up with singers always showing off how high they can count
what happens in switzerland
>>222925748Happy for what? The dullest team around going further so we can get a dull Argentina 1-0 win
>>222925758post fulham poo 2
the toblerones are on me
>>222925776I have Swiss heritage and Colombia had the ref supporting them
>>222925686it's a thankless job but someone needs to coordinate all those cards and karaoke
argentina is the only new world team in last 8 in a new world tourney pfft
>>222925790I don't agree. You are wrong
>>222925790You fluent in Russian yet mate?
>>222925790from Männedorf i imagine
im shutting the computer down before i become to powerful
>>222925805nah he's struggling, doesn't know the word for yes because he doesn't have a da
if malwarebytes, hitmanpro and bitdefender find nothing my pc is probably clean right
>>222925817dogshit zinger of the day award
>>222925817Sc. That's quite good
>>222925817s
It was 14 people.That's the number.When I say "people" I mean 14 women, they killed at least 6 men too.I wish it were exactly 6 women so I can say "oy vey remembuh the 6"
>>222925786fire neurotypicals into the sun
>>222925771fondues, skiing, tearing holes in the fabric of reality, hugging baby goats
Sir Bi-Election
>>222925848sc
>>222925786>spreadsheet after lunch>last modified Mon at 11.4
would drink hersquirt
>>222925848the cutest officer ever
>>222925843at salem? they always make them look all sexy tied to the stake
>>222925848POV: You're a timmy who said he doesnt like pangolin stew
>>222925758Reminds me of a gay porn I was watching
>>222925919BIG BIG FUNGUS BIG FUNGUS BIG FUNGUS
>>222925897umm
hate how overused s and sc are bunch of sheep the lot of you ill fuckingh slaughter every last one of youse
police womenwomen in powerwomen with positions of authorityphwoar
Mate it's organising our other mates stag and I'm begging him to hire a dwarf but he thinks the woker lads won't like it
>>222925786looks like one of those places you pay to have a space to work at. just go to starbucks
>>222925944relax my nigga
*beep beep beep*
>>222925961s
>>222925953>I'm begging him to hire a dwarfconsidered just asking him for an invite?
thinking about dogshit zingers and then i remembered KFC and now I’m a bit hungry might order something idk
+3000 to my challenger score
world cup! everybody jump!
>>222925961Pointless little device
>>222926059
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