all you non-Americans be glad you don't have to share a country with these types of people. You should thank god for spawning you outside of USA
>>222925615unfree/10
>>222925615What's the problem here? I thought Murrika had freedom.
i dont live in the south doe
>>222925615Sounds like a fun time tho
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>>222925615That sounds awesome.
>>222925615kino nation
>>222925615Absolute cinema
>>222926300this guy right here officer
>arrested for performing an act wherein both parties consented and neither suffered serious injuryWhy do We The People continue to permit authoritarianism to reside within our glorious Nation?
>>222925615Why are they being arrested for this? What they were doing may have been dumb but I think they were just fucking around, it wasn't criminal. Me and a friend of mine got into a sword fight while drunk, we both got cut up a bit but no one called the cops, and afterwards we helped each other with our wounds and had another drink.
>>222926747>and afterwards we helped each other with our wounds and had another drinkromantic
>>222925615What was their crime?
>>222926300FED got busted
This is a victimless crime so what's the issue?
>>222927212the truth is a little more nuanced. >go fishing. >get thirsty>have some beers. >we decided to test if a bullet cartridge would explode without its firing pin being hit. >first we threw a bullet into a fire. it exploded. very dangerous. We made a note of that. >Second, we decided to test can a bullet slug hitting another bullet cartridge make it go off? >I tried to make the shot. I stood about 10 yards (meters if you're gay) and I had some difficulty, my accuracy was poor. >Next, my friend had a turn. He decided to walk up to the bullet and shoot it point blank. >Instantly, the bullet exploded and a fragment of the shell briefly embedded itself in his arm before falling out. >he started bleeding so i gave him some rubbing alcohol to pour on it and he scrum so fuckin loud. >well everything was ok but irl he has to lie to people and say "ah, the scar? its from a bug bite" >we remember it fondly as a foolish tale of our youthI decided to delete it because I don't want to encourage people to do stupid shit like this
>>222925615There's something nonwhite about them both
>>222925615The land of the "free"
>>222925615they arre both too strong to be shotim arkansan and on beer 9 ill greentext a rednek strory i heard from a dumbfuck i met from mississippi>down in deep cotton country>there's a cotton farm with a cotton gin>lots of employees>two of the dudes fucking hate eachother>never got along from day 1>always talking shit and being abrasive to one another>one of them starts dating the other's ex gf to be a dick>continues to escalate>one day their argument gets real heated>one challenges the other to a duel>the duel is accepted>they go to their cars>grab their handguns>they walk out into the cotton field>it's in full bloom>they stand waist deep in a field of clouds>they stand back to back as a third guy referees>the signal is given and they take ten paces in opposite directions>one shoots the other dead >his body falls below the cotton>the winner is promptly arrested for murderduels are based and they should be legal
>>222928481Hell yeah brother im with you in Missouri Theres a golden ticket in every beer can and its called booze
>>222928490if you aren't blessed to be in the ozarks i sure hope you live far from fucken st. louis anon
>hillbilly 1: "I consent">hillbilly 2: "I consent">tyrannical government: " I DON'T!"
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>>222928528I sort of live in the foothills of the Ozarks. I live too close to St. Louis, indeed. I never had any problem when I visit the city, but I'm aware its a hotbed of crime. But I'm a knowledgeable person who knows where the no-go zones are
