Have you ever been hospitalized, /int/? What happened? Did you die?
yeah when i was five years old when the jews took my foreskin because it was too "tight" or whatever. much later in life i learned that you don't really need surgery to fix that
>>222925888I had my leg bone fractured because I was playing football with older lads and received a very strong kick to my tibia by accident, spent 1 night in the hospitalother than that, not really
>>222925888Woke up with a sharp pain in my stomach when I was 12 around 3 am, couldnt move because of how much paim i was in then started screaming. Parents had to carry me to the car and into the hospital, I get to a hospital bed with this feeling like someone is constantly punching me in the dick and stomach. Doctor comes in, asks me to describe the pain and what I had been doing, told him I did soccer practice that day and hadn't eaten anything weird. He then comes back with an ultrasound thing and tells me hes gonna have to look at whats going on , examines my abdomen and discovers nothing, then he yells me he has one more place to check and asks me if he can examine my balls. He put the ultrasound on my balls just says "ok" then explains he knows what it is and how to fix it and tells me that hes gonna have tk twist one of my nuts. The second he does the pain begins to subside as he tells me that I had "testicular torsion" and had i come an hour later I might've lost a nut. Couldn't walk for a few days afterwards
>>222926144damn
broked my arm. if I stayed upright instead of going into the ground maybe I would have jumped of a cliff or algo
>>222925888Nope, not since I was born thank god. One time I went to the hospital so they could stick a camera down my throat, though. Doctor said "Take it easy on the smoking and drinking" I winked at him. He did not wink back. "I'm serious. Look at this, this is not good." He pointed to some red flesh on a piece of paper. I shrugged and went home.
>>222926144Happened to me too. Doc suspected torsion. After finding nothing, he took me aside, told me to go home and stroke my shit.
>>222925888Yes, I spent 3 weeks in the ICU. Turned out that I had a perforated colon, and I was leaking feces inside myself for a long period.
>>2229258884chan is hell. If you're posting here I'm sorry to inform you that you're dead and you're going to suffer forever.
>>222925888I was hospitalized for bigdickitis my penis was too big for my own good
>>222925888Only once in my entire life. For some reason I had lost all strength in my legs when I was 8 years old. At first I struggled to sprint, then I had a limp, and then I couldn't stand at all. My hospitalization was only a 3 days on saline and same vitamins and I was out. Never admitted again. Never broken a bone. My eyesight is 20/20 B^)
>>222926144>testicular torsionHappened to me 3 years ago. Hurt like hell. But I went to sleep upside down (that was the position I felt the least pain in) and it resolved itself by the time I woke up
>>222925888when i got my colostomy and became a colostomy chad
First time I was commited I passed out in the corridors because of the medicine they gave me. I only woke up after 14 hours.
>>222927604Did you cum?
>>222926032Kek You were Americanized as a child
>>222925888No and it's going to make me handle myself poorly when I do finally break something
>>222926032you can rebuild him
my employer beat me up after i made a mistake at work
>>222925888>Have you ever been hospitalized, /int/?ye>What happened?drug overdose>Did you die?for few minutes, I got better
>>222925888I got dengue fever and had to stay in ICU for two weeks
>>222925888Not as an overnight stay or anything, but I had to fix some eye problem when I was young. I don't remember the details, but it was hereditary from my mom who unlike me had to go through a whole operation since her condition had developed more over the years.
>>222925888Twice. 1 when I fell off a skateboard and cracked my skull then 2nd time, I contracted Malaria.Yes am ded btw.
>>222925888At 18, I had constant abdominal pain for many months until one day it got so bad that my mum took me to the hospital. It was my appendix and it was about to burst. I got it removed and there is a 15 cm long stitched up wound on my abdomen. Stupidly, I went hiking A WEEK after and on my way down of the mountain, the stitches broke open and I could see into my abdomen like in Vietnam war movies. The next morning, I went to a clinic and the doctor was at first derisive at me, thinking I was literally belly aching to get a doctor's letter to skip class. He nearly fell off his chair when I showed him the gaping wound on my belly.
>>222925888YESAND THE AUSSIE WAS RIGHTN*RSES LAUGH AT YOUR SMOLL PP
I kinda want to so that female staff members have to give me attention and be nice to me
>>222925888Rushed into surgery last year because my organs were up to no good, nurses did not laugh at my pp. It was all a lie.
>>222928641yes and i hate it. probably the reason why it is small as well>>222928665i haveheard about this is this true
>>222926032They tried this with me but I was an adult already and onto their tricks so I told the hooknosed Jewish (presumably) surgeon for the fourth time that no, I don't want circumcision, I can fix my foreskin fine after they fix the tight frenulum. Even as I was on the surgery table they still asked me one more time if I wouldn't go for circumcision instead. WTF is their problem?
>>222931308the hopstital probably get paid by THEM for every foreskin they manage to deliver to the synagogue
>>222931308They asked me the exact same thing when I was doing the frenulum shitMaybe the memes are actually true, or maybe it's just outdated knowledge that they remember from university
>>222931383>>222931411I genuinely thought they might just do it anyway, not life I could see or feel what they were doing with my wiener
>>222931530Well you can see it afterwards and sue them to hell for disrespecting your lack of consent to the operation
Pneumonia when I was 5.I just remember seeing my friends mum who was a nurse.And crying after the video game rental that my mum kindly got me was done.
>>222931577They didn't write anywhere in my medical records at any point that I don't want circumcision (only found out when I checked afterwards) despite me saying it to 4 different people
>>222931631That's probably just my lawyer soul speaking, but that sounds like the recipe for a big fat medical malpractice lawsuit
>>222925888When I was around 6, I was biking with my friend and the bike slipped on the gravel, cutting open my knee. My friends parents looked at it and did nothing, oddly they told me not to tell my parents. My knee got so infected that by the time it was unbearably in pain (I started crying out loud one night) the doctors considered amputating it. I was in the hospital for a week before the medicine started working.When I was 16 I was hospitalized twice for 2 suicide attempts in the same year.
>>222925888had all kinds of shit as kid including epilepsy. recently only because of what was probably a gall stone and i broke a leg.
>>222931687how attention seeking can you be?
not really hospitalized but only get to get my std shots i was a full on gooner sex haver at that time. probably have gone like twice, after the 2nd time i become a changed man, no more sex and become a neet like you guys.
>>222931821tsmt
>>222925888yes i died. i got better though
>>222925888I got appendicitis but I didnt know it at the time so I went to the ER with a piece of paper detailing the CT scan around my abdomen and told them that the doctor said to give this to the ER nurse if I ever get pain around that area againER nurse looked at me and the paper, I got some opioids for the pain and within 10-15 minutes I saw a doctor and had a few days stay for an operation
>>222931631Hypothetically speaking, if you DID want one, you would have to sign multiple documents and forms from several different providers stating your intent.t. guy who has had more than a dozen surgeries.
>>222925888Got my bibus circumcised in monday because I had phimosis which tore itself couple of times and also a short frenuluminb4>bububu I'm a chud I'm an incel I wish I had forskinThat makes you, but not meI have lost a chance of losing v-card 10 years ago for a kebab and a beer which will never present itself again can because of this thing and I should have done the operation sooner
no but i haven't seen a doctor in like 10 years so there could be something very wrong without me knowing. i feel fine though
>>222926032Can confirm I got the same and it got fixed on its own without chopping parts off. Surgeons who suggest this procedure for mild cases must be put on a list.
>>222935085what did you do to fix it?
>>222936934Just stretch it. Skin stretches. I had right foreskin as a kid and now I can fit 2 euro coin inside it.
>>222937611so it's that simple? god damn it...
