omdzzzzz edish
yh
>>222926059like lookin at liw gews doo yuh?
right um
don't know what the word for it is, but I genuinely cannot stand the 'count binface', 'boaty mcboatface' style of humourthat isn't 'british humour', monty python writers would have tossed that shite in the bin
>>222926087Oh yeah mate we could never hope to reach the comedic heights of *checks notes* the ministry of silly walks
>>222926087Its reddit
>>222926087not sure if the minds behind biggus dickus and the knights who say ni would necessarily be above such things
legs
>>222926087wankpuffin humour
>>222926087Scottish humour
i saw the /brit/ "fungus" he cuckposts like 2x a thread
Bloody spunktrumpet!!!!
>>222926087reddit
>>222926059they love him right?
Yooo wagwan meet u outside Fulham Poo my slime
got the jormungand ost on
was driving home earlier and got followed by the car behind - a group of girls singing mr brightsidei just want to be left alone
never been to london
Pass the duchie pon the left side
cant work out why nobody i meet wants to be my friend as far as i can tell my conversational skills are 'ok'
Twerk that fuckin’ ass
screech
>>222926219um
>>222926219umbunny will be here shortly
>>222926219ok
Shitting Peugeot!!!
Harry Kane. Lost his voice. Funny.
going to try to be more comfy i'm comfyfaxxing
>>222926251
>>222926257>faxxingFOY
heinous tapping
>>222926257>comfyfaxxingTWAT
Been sat here for 20 mins with writers block, struggling to think of a good post.
>>222926283mouldie...i thought you was dead
i give up
>>222926294s
bratty bellingham tapping it in
Umm... Bellingham is kinda zesty..
a mere husk
>>222926283Sup baldy
the cronem heart rates are up…
sir ocd
if bellingham or rice get a yellow in the quarters they will miss the semi vs argentina
>>222926308bratty too
100% cpuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZOrhNlbFHc
any good telly shows
>>222926297hi
>>222926341cause and effect innit
>>222926308rice is the zesty one with foden unavailable
fodeypops
>>222926361hi pepe
>>222926352hello
shiny batons nowshiny ultra shiny on a slippy oneah good good goodslippy slappy ? ok ok ok ok ok
>>222926361sup cody n____n
https://www.rei.com/product/C05707/oneill-blue-lagoon-swimsuit-bottoms-womens?color=SLATE
babbling away to himself about black penis at just past midnight on a wednesday
mould growing in the steamy humid showers
Pictured here is a map showing the distribution of the spotted owl.
>>222926371Minecraft this week darling? x
>>222926395
jude bellingham heavily used second hand sex arse
right guess the UK is just going to be like southern france every summer now, constant heatwaves and no rain whatsoevertomatoes? crying, lettuce? never even germinated, potatoes? shrivelled as a nutsack
>>222926381just ordered myself a pair thanks mate
not happy with the bullying that Mr. Freese has been receiving. He fucked up but he doesnt deserve the hate. Be kind.
>>222926406yh okay x
haha uh oh mental health complaints downstairshaha taptapttsptaptap tap tap taptaptap!!!!!
going to bed to pump me williard
>>222926387s
still cant get over Egypt choking a 2-0 lead at 79 minutes
>>222926421why dont other successful black shaggers post what you do?
>>222926421Who's downstairs?
222926421fucking screamhe's lost his mind
>>222926434i literally predicted it about 15 minutes earlier in the thread
that one's quite unhinged even by his standards
bellingham bratty..uh oh!!!tapatapaptap on ziedy's arse...oohhh nun he cud do
>>222926457he's getting worseall of this nonsense takes a toll on the mind, eventually
Good morning
>>222926442mmhmm… nuffa dem know
Zeidy shagging his paraplegic dad up the arse
>>222926477morning lad
Mornin>>222926477
Settling down for the night x
>>222926478what happened to heatherdem? x
>>222926455you predicted arg scoring 2, not 3, you were wrong, kys
>>222926500fungusdem got him
hey y'all
>>222926533whats up dood
>>222926500he has transformed into The Fungus
>>222926555ktim
john carpenter'sTHE FUNG
Encore un fois
*starts disintegrating*
He done lost his mind
they've got me in the gay porn holding cell on 5 counts of straight porn consumption
owl squeaking outsidesounds much more pathetic than id expect from an owl no offence
>>222926607maybe he's nervous
>>222926607Bit harsh
the fly (1986) but it's heatherfungusfly
>>222926555timmy be like>GOT MYSELF A BLACK KWEENmeanwhile Emanuele Princeton is tapping prime white puss
>>222926642
>>222926498keep an eye out for the boogieman
>>222926649does this work on people
ruining his own life at 6666666.7777777 mph
>>222926649man that must feel good
>>222926658this show any good?
>>222926661rips your skin off
mad how a man pretending to be a belgian cuckold convinced another man to start eating mould in real life
>>222926674You can joke about it all you want but it's hearty yams
>>222926670yeah i very much enjoyed it. Strikes a good balance between being creepy and funny
>>222926694ok i will watch it !!
>>222926649need my whole cock in that
>>222926391bruh that's worse than vaping
Right then new life ambition unlockedMarry that presumably autistic bird who sings like an angel on itv's The Assembly
>>222926704also it has a cute femcel milf in
>>222926674sc
>>222926720damn she cute
>>222926686fungus scranner on a mad one
>>222926723w faps
>>222926720could honestly be my doppelganger
>>222926742
>>222926742Rorke's jeb end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv6NaZV0TOIcute
>>222926746can you sing like an angel? do you want to marry me instead?
>>222926720what's her name x
>>222926670yes. i thought it would be stupid, and it a little cringy sometimes, but the humour is pretty dry and funny and they play the horror straight. some episodes are honestly quite creepy. and it's full of references to horror films and little homages, it's pretty fun over all and the acting is great
sir earth worm
>>222926759not telling you dont want her to get big and famous before I tie the knot
>>222926756the music they use in these videos always makes me diamonds
>>222926773?
>>222926756at least they got when it was young, coyotes will do this thing where they pretend to make friends with a dog and make him jump the fence or get out of his yard and then ambush him with a pack and eat embut this one is young and playful
>>222926787nothing
>>222926796Corr needs a good seeing to
WE the Northern brothersWE the NORMAL people
>>222926773weird post
>>222926756in my city coyotes have been attacking children in the parks. they are fascinating to watch when you come across one though
>>222926817wtf they just look like little foxes why are they getting lairy
>>222926827they are very cunning, they have this thing when the population starts declining - the females start having double litters, instead of 5-6 pups she'll have 10-12
whats your favourite anime then
poo wog
>>222926875the only one I've seen, cowboy beep boop
>>222926827they're pretty big but yeah i'm not sure why there's been a spike in attacks
boiling my smeg
opened the window for a bit now im covered in bugs
>>222926892no good will come from this.
rhythm is a dancer, it's a source companion
>>222926890am i meant to be afraid of that? looks like the size of a large cocker spaniel
who we want to win then lads
hate short form content hate tiktok hate people who watch short form content hate it all
finna have me a wankington sesh
>>222926910Honestly England, you need a win lads
>>222926910FRANCEBELGIUMENGLANDSWITZERLAND
Rorke's da getting lifted in the skud singing no Scotland no party at the Duke of Wellington statue
wish women weren't evil
>>222926908they attack in packs and our wildlife is much scrappier over here, not like your soft little beatrix potter ones
>>222926963how EXACTLY are they evil
Poo steam Poo dreamPoo creamPoo memePoo heem
>>222926974is she the one who wrote um bunny
>>222926963some of em are ok but some are very heartless
>>222926963you just did a sexism tsk tsk
>>222926975won't let me sex them
I got a great idea about ads. Strap in tight:>take the piss out of the native population>under represent them>demean their culture>have the ethnic individuals painted as the cool good guts in the ads>???>winDo I get the job?
>>222927010quiet rorke
there’s cheese in that poo
what causes the gen z stare?that cold distant vacant stare void of any emotion
>>222927032is that a real thing?
its been 249 days since anyone gave me backshots im going to go on an incel rampage
leftypol's favourite anime is boko no pico
>>222926988yes
>>22292703924 years for me
Am bottom
>>222927039s
>>222927043you bastard...I shouldn't have googled this
Peter Grififn has received a tropical fish as a gift during a dinner party at a late hour
>>222927074how did you not know what it is
>>222927032doesn't exist
State of me. Out me proverbial trolley on a Tuesday
>>222927082I don't know anything about anime and that stuff
>>222927085Can't say I'm shocked
Hate my gay coworker so much. Just right under the skin. If I say faggot at work, it'll be from a place of hate for him not gay people, I'm warning you /brit/
howling at myself in the mirror
>>222927089there are some good animes but that one certainly isnt one
>>222927091It's been a while lad, giz a break
just not doing anything at all
>>222927084t. gormless genz
>>222927108What you drinking big man
>>222927109samebut my entire life
>>222927123Red wine but got a baggie. Am such a mong
She “chonkin’” that ass.
>>222927107>but that one certainly isnt oneyeah I figured...Ive only seen cowboy beep bop and it was good actually, I've been shown Naturo but I didn't like it
women above the age of 30 disgust me
>>222927135If you've got the money...
>>222927109>>222927121ktim
>>222927150Well yeah. But I swore off that garbage now I'm back on it. Im better off broke desu
riggi riggitini
Emma ripped a beefer.
can't imagine living life sobermost be absolutely awful
>>222927166it not right
>>222927171we think the same about you drunks.
imagine how horrified she'll be when she first lays eyes on Glasgow
>>222927184thas me da
horses are endearing creatures but i really dont like that they just go randomly mental and kick your skull in or trample you or throw you off them and break your spine
>>222927183who is we
>>222927147Why? 30+ women may not be as good looking, but they will show you a better time than your mum will
>>222927184neoliberal teeth
>>222927194what a strange bloody postjust plain weird and creepy
>>222927196raped by fungus award
>>222927184Howling.
>>222927201You gay pal?
>>222927184thought that was messi
Pope Leo XIV: "Human dignity has no passport and does not lose its value when crossing a border". The pope stressed Europe "cannot claim to uphold human dignity while growing accustomed to the Mediterranean and the Atlantic becoming unmarked graves" and insisted that "welcoming migrants cannot be a secondary matter that is left to a few volunteers"
>>222927224
>>222927184tiktok marketing for their onlyfans porn i bet
>>222927032undersocialised
going to be 27c todayfucking joke
might go skydiving
feels like it should be much later in the week, like thursday or friday
gfberg keeps taking pictures of me and putting it on her instagramhalf her photos are of me looking dissheveled and ugly because she takes them without even warning me how do I discipline her? mind you she is very peng. as annoying as she is I would like to continue penetrating her.
>>222927248got my bennies humiliation ritual as well
>>222927248up to 33 here all day from 1300
>>222927262strange and hurtful lie
>>222927171it's ok actually
>>222927263fucking grim
hate being autistic
>>222927248Willy out weather
>>222927230https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783472132945029.mp4
>>222927257Thought this was a chinaman going for a nude swim from the thumbnail.
>>222927230reckon vatican city can take them all then
>>222927262you dont have a gf nd you've never had sexalso no one uses peng in 2026 you cretin
>>222927147some are hot, still haven't experienced them
rorke getting the corn sweats
static gifs freak my nut
poo
>>222927295grow up
Can't wait to cook burgers for me and my gf this evening.
cannae sleep
Hawl. Nae ponies
watching laurel and hardy sons of the desertlove those lads
>>222927263whats it like being on bennies these daysdo they still make you go to the chav centre every 2 weeks and force you to work in poundland for free
o hlord rorkes gettin the corn sweats
how did this cunt have so much aura
>>222927230pope? more like poop
>>222927306need a shagging?
>>222927323pointless image
>>222927318I'm limited capability for work so I dont have to attend interviews x
Currently downloading The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) 1080p BrRip x264 - YIFY.mp4Never seen it, it any good?Not a fan of that pudgy retard that's in it mind.
>>222927320Stfu paki jew
>>222927328incels love posting their women so people can tell them what great taste they have
>>222927318Aye they make you attend the job centre and you have a Nigerian obese advisor with bad breath forcing you to take a min wage job in Poundland or working with Poles in a soul crushing 12 hour shift factory job but it's okay Reform will save is haha x
>>222927320literally WHO
>>222927318it's not bad at all tbf coach is an older bint who doesn't make me do anything besides show that im applying for stuff
>>222927327does it come with free hugs
>>222927337shut the fuck up you parasite
>>222927331>limited capabilitywhat does that meanlazy or just retarded?
>>222927356Can just have a cuddle instead if you're upset x
i saw the jobcentre "nigga" he goes like 2x a month
>>222927302do you use a cast iron or a stainless steel?
sir bellshill jobcentre
>>222927366Metal x
yer ma works at the jobbycentre
going to have limited capability to resist my urge to deck your scrounger arse
if you're reading this you're gay little cunt LOL!
>>222927373it's all metal :D
>>222927357You're going back to Tel Aviv
>>222927371normgroids are psychotic
women don't actually like anything, they just pretend to like things when they become popular so that they can fit inthis is why I'm bisexual
need to get a job before next year when they start putting me in the grim grown ups section though
>>222927381yeah and what of it
mental how orthodox russians have their own pope, patriarch kirill of moscow, and he's a big fan of the special military operation
I can't find the smaller backpack
football's coming home, it's coming home
>>222927387Am unironically bi too kek
>>222927394seen him blessing weapons of war. what a prick. has he ever read the bible
/brit/ meetup in glasgow
>>222927407have to be in these days with how fucking awful women are
don't know whats worsesigning on at the job centre orsigning people on at the job centre both complet waste of time tasks
>>222927381didn't want to end my night this way
the five great guys down dykebar avenue
>>222927096had one who used to bang on non-stop about being gay, it was literally the only thing he'd talk aboutI've got no problem with gays but I hate faggots
hate women yes i'm incel fuck you
>>222927407>im le heckin bi!!oh shut up
>>222927427
>>222927433thats me x
imagine going for a meal and your gf takes a photo of you looking gormless at your plate for her social media.imagine going out to pub and your gf takes of photo of you looking gormless at your pint for her social mediaimagine going to relax on the sofa and your gf leans in and takes a photo of you looking gormless straight into the lens of the front facing camera meanwhile she shoves her face in too but she looks down at the screen so her eyes and facing down but your cold stare of runt just permeates through the screen of whoever is viewing that image on her social media
do americans really
the five great guys down black hill lane
>>222927416more society than the womenmodern women are a product of modern society which is to say, fucking awful
>>222927448belly full of five guys burger beforehand
>>222927447amerirorke made it
o(*￣▽￣*)o
>>222927446i'd kill her
>>222927416It's not even that. I have been with beautiful women. I can just parlay with both of you catch my drift. 'He was gay, OP?' A guy sucked my cock when I was on holiday but I had sex with three women, so I guess it somewhat evens out
>>222927446social media needs to be bannednot with this age verification shit just banned and blocked outright for everyone no need to verify anything
>>222927465This most recent holiday?
>>222927474Yeah kek
>>222927446le duckface painted eyebrows face
>>222927481Could say you were feeling zesty foden?
thoughts on this little ditty ladsalways post pictures from the chippy on /sp/ during match threads and they're always fascinatedit's so exotic to them
>>222927481UM x
phil choden
>>222927459i like this
>>222927491do they charge by the chip
>>222927491is that a childs menu matetheres like 3 chips there
>>222927498o(*￣︶￣*)oummypops
>>222927491why have you got about 10 chips scream
>>222927491what you photoshopped harry hill in the peas for kek
>>222927490Wouldn't you?
>>222927505>>222927506>>222927510it's a small chips you gluttonsI'm not pigging out for a snack
NIG:|GER
>>222927508\(*￣︶￣*)/ \(*￣︶￣*)/ \(*￣︶￣*)/
>>222927508flag on
>>222927516theres small and then theres that
>>222927524i dont use a flag
>>222927513No way lmao thought I was going insane
>>222927528*sniffs*and then there's meeee
>>222927537>>222927537>>222927537
this dude filling up on 3 skinny chips
>>222927513>>222927530fuck are you cunts on about
>>222927491would eat
Trans birds that pass?
