A Certain Mr. Jobim edishprevious: >>222921854
first for gock
On my chud-maxxing arc
https://voca.ro/17DhpxdXnfBk
Im a mutualistneomonarchist
Been listening to a lot of Bruno Mars lately
>>222928117
>>222928114Was expecting a fart
the jobim have gone insane
>>222928117He has some bangers
>>222928117I remember when they tried to cancel him for not being black or something
Going to be watching Mussolini Son of the Century
>>222928101I am nothing like shinji because I work, have muscles and i am not a little bitch
Just shat a shit so huge and monstrous it cannot be described
Beer was invented to my pussy
>>222928110my ideals are too esoteric and schizophrenic for this site
foids are calling themselves chuds. its over.
>>222928147But it can be photographed
feet
>>222928145and yet youre still complaining like a little bitch
>>222928152>t. got some normie tier result
At a buffet you pay to eat so much that your about to throw up
Jerry Seinfeld said preferring ass over tits is gay because men have asses
>>222928160el perro stretchy
There’s this one foid who I really have a crush on but I’d rather explode my head with a nuclear bomb shaped like hitler’s dick that makes me gay than ask her out on a date.
>>222928153Peformative anti-semitism by foids calling themselves chud incels, I never thought I'd see the day
>>222928177He also said Palestine doesn’t exist so
>>222928177Zoomers deeply hate Seinfeld for having a gf that was a teenageer
>>222928164Those are some nice splash pads
>>222928110damn, I'm retarded
>>222928228Literally just a normal person
Omelette and salsa!
I bought a game on sale for my Android phone, but it turns out it isn't compatible. Would it be morally wrong to pirate the PC version?
>>222928246can't you ask for a refund?
>>222928246>I bought a game on sale for my Android phone, but it turns out it isn't compatibleI thought they blocked you from doing this? You could also play the game on an android emulator
Momberg be on her phone so much when I'm trying to have a conversation it's just like she used to yell at me for doing when I was 16
>>222928174I also got no result, the answers all read like they were made by a teenager for their government class though may as well just eliminate the questions and list the ideology with how blatant they are
>>222928258momberg always pays attention to me when i talk to her
>>222928246>bought a game on sale for my Android phoneyou were morally wrong to buy a fucking game on android in the first place
>>222928251>>222928257Technically, the game does work (I can install it and start it up), but it doesn't support Bluetooth gamepads (I think it only supports certain models like Xbox and Dualshock). I'll have to use the touch screen to play it.
>>222928258Myb we were sexting
Americans really stop being friends with someone if their girlfriend cheats and sleeps with them?
>>222928274what game is it?
>>222928277what if i slept with your mom?
>>222928266Yeah I didn't like how it sort of railroads you into something early but at least it has something beyond just left vs right like most of these tests. You have to sort of game it a few times to get the real result closest to what you believe.
Dinner: a baked sweet potato, lentils, asparagus with dressing, and homemade sauerkraut
>>222928287wouldn't happen because my mom knows better
>parcel arrives>mailman forgot to leave the parcel key in my mailbox
Currently browsing a thread on /b/ titled "girls you know and beat off to"
>>222928310Like famous people?
>>222928320no it's regular people
Finding out if I have to put my dog down tomorrow
some fuckwit is blasting bass out of a lincoln fucking continental
>>222928277Idk im not american
Haha
Time to smoke dudeweed and become so lmaohigh what about you man
>>222928310People still go on /b/?
>>222928330I'm sorry, anon
I think I WILL drink tonight
>>222928348Way ahead of you man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM56z3F4rKw
>>222928330that sucks
I'm so wet rn. My little clitty is leaking so much
>>222928349it's a porn board now but it does have good fap material. Better than the actual porn boards.
My attention span is so cooked I can't even watch TV shows anymore. Once I get through one or two episodes I just want to stop and never return to it. I can do a movie but I'll start looking at my phone after half an hour.
>>222928369Get a flipphone
>>222928359could be a medical emergency
>>222928359Feature of a neo-vagina
>>222928367It's a pedo board
going to pay toiletberg a visit
Just remembered I’m a ghoul
My butthole is leaking poop
>>222928369I just can't find modern tv interesting and I have no desire to rewatch old shit I've seen a million times before
ripping absolutely RANCID farts rnits like auschwitz
>>222927965why did they do this? 18 point lead, no reason to burn clock at that point. just take the 2 and move on. wtf.
>>222928415because lakers and their fans are faggots and deserve to be blown out
>>222928107unfunny "meme"
I have emotional motion sickness
disgusting posts itt
>>222928443eMOTIONal sickness
>>222928421i don't understand negro dominance gestures. it's all so stupid. like how they purposely slow down when walking across the street if, and only if, a car has stopped to let them cross.
>>222928367God damn, this shit is still going?
am now 2.75 lbs lighter
>>222928443are you a woman?
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.
>>222928367>good fap materialit's usually the same recycled stuff
dumb yoshiposter
Imagine being an adult man who got molested as a child. That would be fucked up. That would be worse than walking past the stinky asian food restaurant. Euughh that would be worse than getting shanghaied down swindler’s alley.
cracking open a tall boy
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>>222928488BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>222928488
>>222928110i am a self described accelerationist
>>222928460'fraid so>>222928473sometimes yeah but theres always new stuff
>>222928513>always new stuffi think most of it is leaked OF content
>>222928511
Did you guys see the news about Folarin Balogun??
>>222928531I don't watch the mandalorian sorry
everything dies baby thats a factbut maybe everything that dies someday comes back
Hanging out in the hospital on oxycodin but I can’t sleep :(
>>222928531I watched him do FUCKING NOTHING yesterday
>>222928522well there's always gonna be fap material of clothed girls or bikini stuff because they can't help themselves but to post pics of themselves. Maybe nudes will be more rare since people might be more cautious of sending them to people.
A little late, but 4th of July New Yorker cartoon
Hahaha
>>222928540how'd you end up there?
Imagine you're behind the wheel and you just start having a major violent dementia attack and this is all you hear https://youtu.be/tJWjq76qEIQ
>come up with a really good post>it gets no repliesi've given up bros, back to spamming reddit and xitter screencaps and retarded women tiktok webms
>>222928561Surgery, it’s too dang hot in here
w chat
>>222928556
>>222928573>really good postname a single good post in this thread
LA is such a disgusting city. Just miles and miles of sprawl.
>>222928573Wow zero self confidence. There are plenty of funny posts with no replies
>>222928591be thankful you dont have to interact with them
>>222928591Californians are awful people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjwb13TFCo
dammit just god dammit
>>222928573it was read and appreciated
>>222928591I bet it feels so good walking down one of those streets at just before dusk with a boba tea in hand and a latina baddie by your side
>>222928607hey, fuck you pal
>>222928497
>>222928620Fuck yo madda fuck yo fadda
>I bet it feels so good walking down one of those streets at just before dusk with a boba tea in hand
How much even the most progressive games don't let me fuck the black chick? WTF do you mean I don't get to fuck that?
>>222928617I just don't get why they don't build high-rise condos like normal cities?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA
>>222928636dang I meant how come
[Demon emoji]
>>222928623
[1993 emoji]
Pee pee poo poo
listening to dvorak 9
>>222928639earthquakes maybe
Thread chase themehttps://youtu.be/aGlLjbwiITQ
need latina gf
>>222928670that's a man
>>222928663Should listen to his slavonic dances some time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0
>>222928670She should be killed
>>222928652
>>222928591every major city in the US is nothing but sprawl this isn't europe pal
>>222928686
>>222928693me as bottom left apu
>>222928686this one feels ai....
>>222928693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLp2cW7ICCU
>>222928702
>>222928679that is a woman (female)>>222928685rude
What if hitler was gay
>>222928723That would be crazy
>>222928719i did not have this one. thanks anon
Did you guys see that
I believe in the rules based international order.
>>222928742Yes
Don Frye!
Scat porn is not without merit
>>222928743I believe in life after love
>>222928734
>>222928723https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_League_(United_States)
drinking milk
>>222928761>england>croatia? serbia?>germany>med
What if hitler was a trans baddie
>>222928761
i like to think i look good but im pretty sure im hideously ugly
You think Hitler ever received head
>>222928776
What if Hitler was on top gear?
>>222928784you have a great apu collection fren
>>222928780probably yes. he and eva were apparently sex freaks
>dream about my high school gf>look her up for the first time in years>she's a landwhale and engaged to a fat guy
>>222928787ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF TOP PANZER>hitler tries to race a BMW around the autobahn at 170KM/HR>himmler rides a dune buggy around san diego's beaches>Goring injects a V8 engine with corn syrup
>>222928795been collecting since many years
hitler was an opiate addicted secretly gay deformed sex freak with a small penis also he was dumb
>>222928803hehehe
>>222928806
hitler fucked? aaaaand dropped
What if Hitler wore a pup mask?
>>222928815
FUGUE STATE NIGGAS RISE UP
Do y'all have any pedo homeboys
>>222928820
One time I tried to explain the difference between a pedophile and a hebephile IRL
Back with my high school friendsMeeting where the train tracks endPassing round a skinny jointRolling up to lookout pointI want to pull it apart and put it back togetherI want to relive all my adolescent dreamsInspired by true events on movie screensI am a one man wrecking machine
>>222928846Jason...
>One time I tried to explain the difference between a pedophile and a hebephile IRL
>>222928846Very brave of you
ChaiJeetPeeTea
You ever fuck with the wrong one?
>>222928836
Need some high fructose corn syrup
>>222928890
>>222928890I miss playing 8ball with the boys back in college. One of the few shining moments of an otherwise uninteresting/worthless college term
who is the hottest?
>>222928897
>>222928903how large is their benis?
>You are not currently banned from posting on 4chan
>>222928903Portugual
>>222928903canada > whoever whore #2 is > neeko > pokimane > japan > france >>>>>>>>>>>>> US
I like girls who are kind and sweet
>>222928903Is top left the tourettes bitch?
New connections drops in 2 minutes
>>222928931*drops my ballsac on your moms face*
>>222928929yes
>>222928904
second brewski of the night
>>222928942
what the fuck is the point of Balony? Tastes like nothing and every other sandwich meat is better.
>>222928937Hate that bitch
>>222928952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM3HKEHdN-k
>>222928955What Tourette's bitch? (I have Tourette's.)
>>222928965
For the longest time my country just sat on its ass
>>222928968My disease is not your costume!
>>222928954Cheap. At least I think so based on rap lyrics, I've never priced it
>>222928955don't see how anyone can hate her
>>222928101baseadinho
The beach was nice bros. First time I went out to do anything in years.
kill kill kill kill kill murder murder
>>222928988She's very swarthy looking for an English girl.
>good riddance(time of your life comes on)
Should I have a cinnamon roll or muffin for breakfast
Hope is for suckers.
even videogames are boring.it's over.
https://youtu.be/3Q6FKBLon84tonight's jewtube
>>222929023it never began
>>222929018nigga it is 9 PM
>>222929016I think her Dad is Jamaican and she somehow came out looking white.
Saw two grills today. One was a petite whitey like 5 feet at most and was with a thicc black amazon with a fat ass. Literally got a hard on imagining them have sex
You ever walk into a glass door
we’re pulling you out of nofap for one last goon
Watching Price is Right. Rachel is mega hot, looks the same as she did when I was young
>>222929023take the retropill
>>222929030I can't decide what to eat nigga. It's between a blueberry muffin or a pecan cinnamon roll.
>>222929038I’m putting together a team
>>222929050Count me in, Chief
Bros..what do we do now?
>>222929061This guy is who faith no more based that one song off of
Inglourious Basterds was based on a true story.
I'm gonna make some pumpkin cookies to eat with my chamomile tea :)
>>222929076this nigga sweet
>>222929073Django Unchained too
>>222929076nigga it is JULY
For me it's coconut cookies by tates bake shop
Will that Brazilian incel who posts here ever turn his life around?
Serb poster needs to come back
kinda hate reading people's love stories
goodnight goofies
>new york elects a communist mayor>world cup comes to town>buildings start falling overlike pottery
>>222929114night bud
>>222929113I have never had a gf and probably blew the one opportunity I did on a date
i'm a boymoder
Did you know that most pro athletes don’t watch sports
Dwayne says he'll be on soon
>>222929125how many dates have you been on?
>>222929090ONLY 116 days until Hallowe'en!!!
>>222929153with the same girl, 2. if You count senior prom, 3
>>222929167>3 dates
>>222929178its not like the senior prom was anything but suicide fuel
Imagine being without sex for a week. Horrible.
i just gooned so i'm immune to women
>>222929127You will never be Jason
Do you guys want me to deal with this egyptian or is he cool?
Oh God the Ejeetpytian poster is back.
m16's are ugly guns
2 beers down
>>222929208If he starts posting nonsense like other tourists then he'll have to go
Bro just smoke weed
whats /cum/s official stance on fast twitch muscle fibers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvg5mbM6FGs
I just stay up all night fartin
>>222929236I dont look like this but I do this frequently
someone wrote a whole ass movie about that dumbfuck /cum/ poster who gets "bullied" in construction https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S3v-lp-bACU
>>222929263
>>222929236>hello kitty>aerodynamic body>big mouthshe's literally perfect for breeding warriors
Turkish women are considered the most promiscuous in the world
>>222929273its crazy how zoomers were making memes about interracial gangbangs while they were still in grade schooltruly doomed from the start
>>222929155
I've been blazed for hours.
tipsy but I need to piss
>>222929337Don't tip over xD
Straight edge and looking to scalp druggies
>>222929275doubt it since they're muslim
FUCK IM OUT OF PEPSI. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK NOW?
>>222929358piss, open wide bitch
not sure if ill end up joining a seminary
>>222929367more like semenary fag
>>222929358you are poisoning your body with that crap. you need to heal it asap with some medicinal coca cola.
>>222929285And millennials created and promoted cuckoldry
boba bola
>>222929386that was boomers though
>>222929345Lol even in the most conservative pisslam states the women get fucked in the ass to protect the hymen
what did zoomers create besides incelism?
i should drink less
>>222929394Blacked was literally a millennial meme and they made it mainstream
>>222929402incel is a millennial thing though
>>222929408I'm sure you're an expert on it lol!
>>222929398sodomy is allowed?
>>222929413it's creatively bending the rules
>>222929403pussy
>>222929428>>222929428>>222929428new
>>222929425
>>222929358
