Tell me about the last dream you remember having iyc.
>>222929157i was having a party in the dream and suddenly a person i dont recognize asked me what do you do for work and i said Im unemployed and he started trying to strangle me
i was fucking an escortshe had robot legs and she was doing a footjob to me
>>222929157Big ass gray fuzzy spider/lobster. Just sitting there in its web. Kind of boring.
I went to a video store that was going out of business and bought a special edition box set of some nonexistent movie that was shaped like a marble bust, but I couldn't explain to the chatty old man at the counter why I wanted it.
>>222929157I dreamt that I had an experience like Joan of Arc and that an angel was speaking to meIt was scary and I didn't like it
>>222929157It might seem crazy, but I have a recurring dream where I have kangaroo legs and jump extremely high and also another where I'm laying on top top of an ultra thin pin
>>222929264do you remember what it looked like? I thought I saw heaven once, and it was a dimension of stained glass. everything and everyone was made from it
Went to this stone murial with my family. Had to sail over this ocean overlooking a city, then cross a mountain. I had to place something inside.
>checking into a hotel>high school girlfriend walks in>we chat for a bit>end up going on a datethen i woke up and looked her up and she's fat now and engaged to a fat guy.
Sirat the beautiful came to me, told me to start searching, I walked and walked and found the black city, where everyone dresses in black and the buildings are black, and people’s hair and eyes are black, I spotted a pair of tonsils on the pavement, they told me I will not be buried on land but at sea, I walked and rode until I came to the ocean, and there a flaming boat waited for me.
Half of my dreams are about me stumbling my way into having sex with an attractive girl (who is unnaturally accommodating of my awkwardness) and then waking up before I can finish.
i never remember my dreams
>>222929157I was exploring some sort of cave, not "caveing" it was large enough to walk normally in. Then I turned a corner and suddenly some man was standing there, I woke up screaming even though it wasn't really that scary.
Had the ability to fly then lost it, then spent the last hours/minutes of the dream to painfully getting back but not as good as at the beginning of the dream
There are people trying to get into my house and I can see them from the windows they have dogs and they're trying to kill me I get my rifle out and I'm peeking out, some guy pokes his head out with a gun boom headshot he's fucking deadI can hear noises from the side of the house and suddenly there's 9 people all standing waiting to break into my door, boom headshot, one by one they're all dead but suddenly I hear there's someone in the houseI flee and escape, can't get into the car I run on footSuddenly the woods near me transform, I leap gigantic steps and roll into the bushes I can see them looking for me as I hide amongst the rocks underneath 100 meter trees There's a man in a hut which transforms into a huge mansion in the forest filled with moss, he is someone I know but I can't put my finger on itThe doors do not workHe has bottles of alcohol It is a crypt and it's filled with zombies but they've killed me before and I keep on respawning at the same place, I'm terrified because I have hardly any ammo left I get through one area and save scum but now I'm trapped, I'm panicking
Last night, i drove a maz535 with a nuclear engine, cab converted into a bus and i was driving across siberia. Passengers were orthodox priests, some doctors and whole row with tupperware full of beans and bacon stew. It was hot inside the cab, i had trouble seeing in the distance because it was dark and struggled coordinating between pedals but still had fun, same as any other driving dream.
>>222929157Just woke up from it.I got a tour to some kind of tourist island, it was a very poor village, the fictitious hometown of someone I know. at the highest point of the city it had a water slide that led you to the beach, at the beach I got groped by a fat ugly bastard and I started violently punching his nose.
I had a dream I killed someone and was judged by an all black jury. Not a joke
