switzerland edition
>>222929232
because I have to try and keep awake now don't I and the prospect of a delicious crusty bacon roll keeps me keen while the idea of a boring bowl of fucking porridge makes me want to kill myself
nothing boring about porridge
gordon ramsay's grilled cheese
>>222929248rude!!
i hate that turkish troon
>>222929257nah you know what. when I'm well adjusted and doing all right in my life, I actually tend to go on the porridge. easy and healthy and filling. but right now I'm not doing very well at all, and just need some bacon rolls.
went to through the trouble of doing one of the more complicated capchas as im on a new browser but dont really have anything to postfigure i should post anyway so i start working towards the less shit capchasoh nice it expired after like 15 seconds guess ill do it again then haha
>>222929359i will give you a (You)
i'm a zoomer and that's okay
>went to through the trouble
>>222929409ok i will fuck it!!
gonna play low moral gaijin simulator
just lying in bed touching my penis not doing anything
Im almost at the boarder, im in a city with the most turkish people...i think
I'm running at them now with my trousers down
might become swedish
baby monkeybaby monkeyridin' on a pig, baby monkey
>>222929280The simps are equally bad
>>222929508little faggot animal
>>222929536name field is a above the text body mate
let me black youlet me black you
mad how wojak is a rage comic character
anyone seen a falcon going about?oh no i'm in so much trouble.
world's completely fucked. grim rotating ball of evil. only going to get worse until i die alone surrounded by browns that hate me. everyone will literally do nothing
too blacktoo strong
>>222929595weird post
black men are too strong to compete against sadly
SCRATCH MEHOO
>>222929611Irish
>>222929630fares
Hot dog. Jumping frog. Albuquerque..
>>222929636Spedup
>>222929649im in your house
>>222929611>>222929617not even 7 in the morning and you're doing this
>>222929647*gets activated*
>>222929262I honestly prefer cheese sandwiches where the cheese is thickly sliced and not meltedwould scran this
want to die but frightened of hell so it's best to live for now
cant really be arsed to go for my run i have to say
yes nigga i'm black
at toil, bit fucking early, might have a nap
>>222929693Italy typpa shit.
I choose Dad.
>>222929723it's not right what argentina didi'm sorry fares
>>222929693Look at those saggaroonies
>>222929666um I was actually quoting a song by Public Enemy
dasha nekrasova sex arse
leftypol going to the petting zoo at a goat farm to touch kids
might get the croissants but I'm supposed to be cutting down on sugar
>>222929776two or three will be ok
>>222929763soz x
>>222929766>>222929766
>>222929776just eat a normal breakfast? or skip it entirely
>>222929766she is nasty i would have sex with her still as im an incel however if i was someone thats capable of having sex with other women id have to pass on her
ah yes the famous public enemy song "black man"
watching old british tv from the nineties and earlier is such a trip, really sad how Americanized and boring you lot are now
leftypol going to the petting zoo in his fursuit and asking people to stroke him
cody this guys a total twot lets bounce
>>222929798>i would have sex with her still as im an incel however if i was someone thats capable of having sex with other women id have to pass on herktim with literally every woman on the planet
I am more alone now.
rorke in a petting zoo ostracising the black sheep
>>222929812this sentence has never been uttered in real life by anybody
>>222929812s
boomers keep referencing children who identify as cats and schools providing them with litter boxes in the classroom and they tell me they dont think that's right and link it to trans issues but I'm not convinced this is a real thing that is happening
>>222929834was just saying this down at the bar
Ut's going good, mate.
cody i heard tanner and tucker have got beef
>>222929834what if I identify as an attack helicopter, then what? checkmate leftypol
you've got gay-mail
>>222929799it's Bring Tha Noise actually x
>>222929262Gordon Ramsay's cheeseburger
Yes. Thanks.
>>222929834boomers here, especially at toil, keeps harping on trump unprompted even though i don’t think they have the slightest about what happens in america
hiya
people keep saying djed spence is a muslim but surely he's some kind of afrocentrist larper instead because i've seen him wearing an ankh necklace and his name is Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence
>>222929857burgah
>>222929827'The fuck are my panties?
>>222929262>>222929857rancid muck
>>222929866yeah? bit shit at football int he
going to make a coffee then get comfy and watch my YouTubes
>>222929857>>222929262Gordon Ramsay's pad thai
>>222929891he's alrite
If you were the pet of somebody and you had to eat the same chow all the time what chow would you want. I would want chicken and mushroom casserole
>>222929921am i still a human in this scenario
The Jews and Israel Don't like 'em
>>222929921love me oatslove me applesreckon I could be a horse easy
>>222929933I forgot this isn't the thread where a norwegian was talking about boomers who think schoolkids are acting like cats. Yes you're human but you have a cat or dog headband on
>>222929921seafood. I could eat nothing but seafood every day and be happy
>>222929921chicken thighs, broccoli, kale, and spinachi eat it pretty much every day already
>ti's called soc-ACK
>>222929951that's too much broccolis
Oh nice it was the thread. Close enough
I am about to enter the coffee zone
>>222929973I never left
>>222929949i would eat cat food :)
did farage actually resign or what’s going on
>>222929997don't know
Are English people going to support Norway or EnglandTechnically the Norwegian team is more english
>>222930004yes
>>222930004if i were to watch the fotball i would obviously support both teams and hope they have a good time!
>>222930015
that's gay
didn't this guy eat his own poo or something
>>222930051screaming
*dies suddenly*
>>222929950bro's on that "see food" diet
>>222930051>looksmaxxerwasn’t this bloke a schizo-lifter who cycled between looking swole and like a malnourished vegan
currently looksmaxxing, going from a 2 to a 3
>>222930051mad how im the same age as himor was
it is Wednesday my dudes
what went wrong?
The reform gammons are talking about "violent attacks against innocent children" because a journalist knocked on a door and a 26 year old woman didn't answer
rorke competing in the tour de france
>>222929997he called a by election to distract from the scandal unfolding around him but got outmanoeuvred by all the other parties so the scandal is just going to start back up again the moment he is "re-elected"
leftypol entering a cooking competition and coming in last place
saw an ambulance outside rorkes da's flat last night they were saying something about a suicide someone's going to have to tell him
>>222930051I looked it up and apparently he was on a bunch of drugs in Thailand, wrecked the house he was staying in a little bit then proceeded to walk into a lake and then drowned
who the fuck is Rorke?
two meal deals a day keeps the grangler away
Remember when they used to say the eye couldn't see above 30fps
assassinating my own arse
>>222930233Leftypol's nemesis
Hello
can I get uuuuuhhhhh
>>222930233british chud
Leftypol doing the splits
>>222929956whats the goal chap doing all the way out there
Learning about LUCA the last common ancestor of all life on Earth, we know its genes now. Strong British vibes from LUCA if you read about him, you should google LUCA.
met my new neighbours and they seem lovely x
why am i so tired this morning? did someone roofie me
>>222930288that's good, my mate is thinking of moving because his neighbours keep kicking off with eachother
my usual gp has left the clinic :c
>>222930296go back to sleep
>>222930296found out recently that GHB is the drug of choice amongst a lot of young people now, dont understand why you would want to recreationally date rape yourself
>>222930306he must have moved to England for a better life
There was probably life on Earth pretty much immediately once it became possible for there to be life here meaning it's probably pretty common throughout the universe. We're all descended from a species of cell that thrived near volcanic vents while the rest of life was destroyed during the great bombardment event and everyone else got pummelled by space rocks and fire
>>222930295hello mami
Luca has emmayank vibes actually now that I'm thinking about it. The most ancient tradition of all life on Earth.
>>222930316dont know how we got here dont care either
>>222930310she moves like Alan Partridge
Global Non-White Extermination - Y or N?
>>222930343gonna have to be a Y from me
>>222930159fun to play, boring to watch
raping my tea
Bit warm out
Good morning to all National Socialists and White Nationalists.
>>222930343>>222930367
Global White Extermination - Y!
>>222930278in europe he would have booted it back to the other side to keep the attack going on the other team but in the usa they love goals so he made one happen right there and then
We should keep the chinks and let them do their thing since we need polarity
why is naturalism so common in east europe? being naked in saunas and on beaches. that must have been why epstein found it so easy to pick up girls from there and have them wander round his island in the nude because they just thought it was normal. are russians dumber than Ns?
Malaponte in?Antelope Hill will be discussing Harold Covington this month.
>>222930368
>>222930369they need to make Hitler posting illegal in the UK
always take /brit/ posts with a grain of salt
Need to be killed personally
im initiating the racism protocol on brit
recently returned from yankland, was my first ever time there and i was expecting more fat people, theres actually a lot of normal people its just that the fat ones are like bloated giga pigs compared to the fat people in europe
got low dopamine>>222930396any good walls going today
>>222930309cara delevigne was addicted to ghb
>>222930426There are also more fitness obsessed people
>>222930426Don't think I've seen a single fat person this morning walking to workPresumably all the slugs are still in bed and laid out in front of the settee watching GMB
>>222930426when i went to san diego i didnt see one fat personin fact everyone there was incredibly fitsame in new york, everyone looked normalreckon all the fatties are in the middle
>>222930446San Diego is notorious for fitness craziness
>>222930380the world is a pc. white people is the cpu. indigenous people is the motherboard. yellow people is the ram. indians are the gpu. middle easterners are the power supply. latinx is everything else (case, wifi, speakers, keyboard)
>>222930470wow never thought of it like that before
>>222930470>latinxwoke drivel
I'm too hotMight tell Toilberg I refuse to toil today unless they install some AC before 10am
rise and shine and give God the glory gloryrise and shine and give God the glory gloryrise and shine and give God the glory gloryhallowed be Thy name
>>222930470don’t think anything of this is true
>>222930478take it with a grain of salt
>>222930497it has been confirmed
>>222930497yes it is.
The ghost ancestor
>bloated giga pigktim
>>222930369A rather Wotanic way to wish someone good morning
white people command everything from washington. which is literally built into native land. asian people excel at exams via rote memorisation. there are many indians able to provide the work of the gpu. but no one works harder than pakistanis/iraqis who also provide power via oil, latinx people are beautiful and loud and flamboyant so they're the rest of the hardware. it makes perfect sense. stop criticising you stupid /brit/fannies
Mental illness
>>222930575woah we built computers so now it all looks like a computer doesn’t it? that’s mental
amy winehouse: a harrowing warning to women about ageing
>>222930589i'll kill you
>>222930596
>>222929248You should be riding one of their nationals not flipping the middle finger.
>>222930592Nah she was always ugly
thinking of doing socks and sandals to the office todaydont want my twinky feet out
>>222930611socks and slides is the rorke way
>>222930592I could have saved her
get carborg hoovered
3 Spanish flags here this morning>>222930625Has to be done, bergs always leave hair lying about
>>222930625according to local sources in this very thread. rorke appears to be holding the hoover.
>>222930592It was more about drug use and alcohol, unpopular opinion but when she first came to the scene and was kind of plump she could get it
>>222930624should of used the idiomatic form 'of'because i could save her is a dumb thing to say so you need to say it in a dumb way otherwise people might think you're being sincere
>>222930624chopping up illegal drugs on joan baezwhat a disgrace
>>222930624>>222930641Lol I was just thinking about that pic
fulham poo
>>222930642*should havehypothetical subjunctive
>>222929248this was the last thing i saw before bed last night and it appeared in my dream
>>222930689cap
>>222930676i literally explained it you idiot retard!!!!!!>because i could save her is a dumb thing to say so you need to say it in a dumb way otherwise people might think you're being sincereGET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
>>222930695dont call me retard, dumbshit
2 real brainboxes going at it this morning. the greatest thinkers of our time pissing their lives away
>>222930709hey don't call him a dumbshit, imbecile
>>222930735scr
just been arse raped
>Farage's only opponent is binfaceNon zero chance we get binface as an MP
>>222930735arsehole
>Amber heat-health alerts in effect as UK set for one of longest-lasting heatwaves since 1976
>>222930795Messi is such a woman it's embarrassingIn fact all the South Americans are emotional little princessesLoving watching them get knocked out one by one
>>222930818am sick of it
>>222930818the global warming of 1976
30g of protein for breakfast.
smells like chipswho on earth is cooking chips at this time of hte morning
>>222930832In the form of what?
>>222930832ill give you 5.12 inches of protein for desert if you want
>>222930832should be getting 40g per meal
>>222930832was it chips?
hot rorke summer
gonna get myself gonna get myselfgonna get myself connected
>>222930878Dick gift. You know what to do.
>>222930879>felt my spine and body splityeah right
>>222930890Awaiting.
>>222930890rorke m8
>>222930890Let's see.
>>222930903looks like shes in one piece to mehighly doubt she was split in two
ladies you are looking good tonight
Good morning OPGood morning eeeeveryboody
I am waiting.
>>222930915Come on now, man.
>>222930915Good morning Mr Anonymous!
I get it...
>>222930935good morning fares
Have this recurring dream where I got doxed on here and years later one of you seeks to just meddle in my life in as annoying way as possible
>>222930950Check out.
>>222930915
good morning you wretched incel slugs
>>222930958Maybe it's like Rosemary's Baby (1967) where her horrific dreams are actually true
>>222930958Great.
off to work nowlaterz x
>>222930974Shoutta flow 5
>>222930977spoilers lad
>>222930974
off for the shops with the missus
>>222930978Right, I was annoyed you lot got kicked out yesterday but after this snarky response I'm glad
>>222930997U.S.A.
THE YEAR IS ONE
>>222931008I am a strongman.
Enjoying watching the American opinion of English fans change in real time now the Scottish aren't there to spread lies about us
>>222931022Sup.
>>222930845>>222930871Milk
i hate vauxhall mokkas
>>222931021A battyman more like
my life a movie
>>222931048Amazing.
oo oo a a
>>222931050hooting
No one needs more than 100hp in their car.
>>222930826my favourite webm
>>222931050Yes.
good morning i hate women
Sup.
>>222931060Turns out, Putin's a chimp, yeah
perverse psychology
>>222931089Women are lovely i just don't deserve them
>>222931089Information please.
>>222930881Why does he keep posting it in the old. Now it's really quite odd because it's not even a gimmick others will see. I think someone else was right and that he may actually have OCD or some mental disorder
>>222931097they're wretched creatures
>>222931108God bless.
>>222931122I jack off my dick.
>>222931063mine's got 300 and I need that actually
i'm a really big fan of the alysa liu police gimmick
>>222931150Sup.
>>222931118who cares. just filter him and forget he exists
>>222931163Sup.
>>222931118he has to do it because of his sponsors
in the car
>>222931174God bless.
my life a video game
Information please.
Gorilla that observes all the laws of Islam called Halalbe
I DONT WANA START WORK BUT I GOTTA REEE
>>222931204Amazing...
>>222931215Show me.
>>222931215on my 4 week holibobs me x
Rorke logging his janny application for his work coach
the egypt coach doing the racism gesture because his team fell apart undermines the purpose of it. hope he is harshly punished as racism is no joke
>>222931240Yes.
>>222931244doesn't mean somebody didn't say something racist. This is Argentina we're talking about here
Born for BBC
I thought making an X with your arms was the gesture for NO Leave me alone! in japan??
>>222931244Bit of a pisstake Egypt had a goal disallowed for a minor foul on the other end of the pitch but the Argentinians can rag a guy to the floor and that goal is ok
Physically filters my cock
>>222931264Happy birthday.
>>222930845spunk
>>222931267Fauck...
>>222931258>>222931268Gross
>>222931244who was he being racist to?
>>222931288Poof
New>>222931302
>>222931300he did the gesture claiming he was the victim of racism, and is the only person to use it this tournament, because he felt decisions were unfair against his team. very poor behaviour