if only you knew how good you had it edishprevious: >>222928101
stop encouraging porn addicts
Lame new. Zoom Zoom would've made a great new right now if he were still around.
WHAT A LIFE
the shit that saved families
>>222929437instead he's banned forever
>>222929449losing sitcoms is what killed america
zoom zoom died takin' a shit
>>222929449In the last thread we were talking about how Turk girls get fucked in the ass to bypass religious laws. Is that true?
I'm so horny
If you look at things objectively, it's pretty silly how we judge women for being whores but praise men who do so.
>>222929453You do think of them, and of netflix slops, differently when you realize how important they are to english language learners worldwide
Zoomers be like>ITS THE MILLENIALS FAULT IM RETARDED, LAZY, TALENTLESS, DEPRESSED, DRUG ADDICTED AND ADDICTED TO PORN!!!
I don't judge women for being promiscuous, they can do what they want with their bodies.
>>222929480It's the teacher's fault for not failing kids anymore.
>>222929480tests dont matter when chatgpt can take them for you.
>>222929485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO7FQnegW1o
Why so greeeeeedyyyy??
>>222929468>>222929485I'm using these lines for NPCs in the JRPG I'm making
goodnight
>>222929448I had a random unc do this to for whatever reason
>going to bed at 10 PM
>>222929459true
>>222929480Cope and seethe retard
I just don't really engage with women on a level where I can evaluate the incel bill of goods
>>222929428Don't look up what the president's daughter from this show looks like now
>I just don't really engage with women
>>222929507worst coast
>>222929520I wasn't gonna
>>222929523best*
Whats up dudes
>>222929510grim
>>222929522I didn't say it was good
>>222929532Hello Bulgaria I am drunk and sleepy
>>222929479The average american is retarded and just emulates what they see on TV so I actually do think that losing sitcoms has probably made your average midwest retard far more angry than they would otherwise be
If I wasn't an 8 figure nigga by the name of Jigga would you call me
How do we fix gen z
>>222929546HelloWhat are you drinkingIm traveling and everyone is sleeping
>>222929561Take away those damn phones
>>222929561They're fine. Maybe a little more practice working with their hands wouldn't hurt.
normies really fell for the digital game meme
Asked momberg for my health card to get PrEP and she's been like>stop with the gay stuff and get a gfEver since, but then when I bring up my hair loss and wanting fin she's like>you should find someone who loves who you are on the inside
>>222929566Some cheap beer. Just making the most of an off day. Where are you travelling?
Time for a diaper check
Came in my pants award.
>>222929589>Asked momberg for my health cardAre you five years old?
In Canada we don't elect senators, you can literally just apply to be one.
Imagine a world where hollywood wasnt constantly subvert people with gay, tranny, interracial shit and actually wanted to make quality movies like they did in the 90s
I have micro penis
>>222929589>PrEPI looked up what this is and it's a drug you take to prevent HIV and it's 99% effective?So you take it and go rawdogging all you want with no worries?
>>222929640They're too busy eating babies to care about the goyslop they shovel out to the masses now.
>>222929660You can't tell me they aren't intentionally turning western myths and legends into trans black women as an intentional form of subversion. They care and they are using it to discredit western history and culture
>>222929645You still have to worry about other stds if you're like fucking all day in a bathhouse, which I'm notAlso everything else is curable afaik
>>222929674What's that quote from Gandalf? Smth like, "Evil cannot create, only corrupt." It's apt that a timeless tale would be applicable to today.
>Canadian Jason is gayer than American Jasonsasuga
>>222929684what about herpes
>>222929592>>222929592Going to Greece, gonna stop at my grandmas in Thessaloni to see/help her cause she developed shingles and has glaucoma
my farts are fascinating
Do you ever just have one of those motherfucking weeks? Goddamn. I’m not dumb enough to expect things to improve a whole lot. But please just let things even out a bit. Fuck me, goddammit.
>>222929720Greece seems beautiful, idI’d love to go one day.
Just made a soy face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3p_m8NPGcthis is the "i get pussy and touch boobies" song that you virgins don't know about
>>222929736i'm a neet and every week of my life has basically been the same for the past decade
When the night has been too lonely And the road has been too longAnd you think that love is onlyFor the lucky and the strongJust remember in the winterFar beneath the bitter snowsLies the seed that with the sun's loveIn the spring becomes the rose
Has anyone tried Soylent yet?
I don’t even know, bros
just smoked weedbased
>>222929753It is, I highly recommend
Calm down.
>>222929849Many, such as myself, struggle to accomplish this,
when the city came around to do their surveying and prep markers for the sidewalk repair they made all sorts of detailed notes in spray paint on the road and had me thinking they were going to remove and replace specific parts here and there and so on. come to find out today they just tore out the whole thing from one end of my street to the other. like why did they even need to make the marks if they were just going to demolish and redo all of it. i'm very perplexed about this whole project. the sidewalks were fucked though, that is true. they were 20 years overdue for replacement. all kinds of soil settling and heaves and waves going on. city came by eight years ago slapped a line of asphalt on the big crack and called it good. you know how hard it is to shovel snow off asphalt? shovel doesn't glide. that is hack work never should have been done. but i want my driveway back they stole it
Loss of control of one's nervous system is a weakness and not a virtue.
>>222929828
if i wanted toi would poo in the face of every yank poster on /cum/ and not wun of you would have the bollox to stop me
>>222929828corr dats how i dance
I wish there was an alternative to capitalism that wasn't retarded because this shit just ain't working man
>>222929992hwo have you attributed to shareholder value today?
>>222929992capitalism is fine, what you have a problem with are the tiny hat tribe looting the treasury and spiking inflation.
>>222929999
haven't laughed once in this thread.Do better
These are the books I've read (to completion) so far this year.
>>222930011that literally is capitalism
>>222930022only wun read is junkywas breddy gudread a hp lovecraft but dont recognize deez wuns
>>222929640urgh 90s had some real cringe movies tbf
>>222930022
>>222930011no proof they do that
>>222930011this is the natural end result of a system that functions on greed thoughbeit, it's a race to the bottom because eventually somebody will find a way to be the biggest, greediest jew and break the system
fink maybe worst decades for movies though is 80s and 2020s
den i would say 90s probably but not entirely sure. was some good films in 90s but also some cringe coming off the whole 80s blockbuster explosion
tbf actually the superhero movies trend was pretty awful too but not sure i can be confident in my judgement on how good 2000s and 2010s were
>>2229300822010's were dominated by capeshit and starshit
why do foreign flags always come here and shit up the thread?
fink all decades had some good films and some awful trends. just a case of which bad trends are worst.fink 2000s worst trend was maybe these dogshit slapstick comedy films that have mostly disappeared thankfully
https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/1223424fap-under-seine (took notes on cocksucking)
gonna piss then continue drinking
>>222930125Still celebrating the 4th of July?
alsofound a good youtube channel gakhedcute kittingtonshire vids to soundtrack of like 90s idm kind of music
>>222930136when is canadian independence day
>>222930145:(
>>222930136trying to drink away the bitter, awful existence I live
>>222930110brits are the worst by far, inshallah they hurry up and implement their great firewall
>>222930022Nice. Qrd on the 1& 5? Are they worth a read
actually i fink 2020s is an exception in that its not relly dominated by like a specific trend of movies that is bad or cringejust like the quality of films in general and success has just dropped down a level all across the board wiv the exception of horror movies which are probably besy part of 2020s in most opinionbut like social media, the internet and streaming relly just fucking obliterated fings combined wiv covid
>>222930147what
I'm going to vote for alberta to separate this fall. Not really because i think it would help but because i really don't like the people who have been most vocal against it. Those people are nanny state big government pro jeet import traitors.
>>222930155NahSame first language puts them above other foreign flags
>>222930180:(
nibbas complainin' bout shsidding up the breadingtonbergshire when none yall can even string a conservation together kektruly kafkaesque state of affairs hafta be indignatedmind bogglin'
The people most vocally against alberta separation are the same ones who now say i need to have an assigned day of the week to water my lawn and am not allowed to any other day.
>>222930195
>>222930212
>>222930195The world would be a marginally better place if you hanged yourself tonight
I tried a zyn once and I did not like it.>>222930157Google is your friend. As for whether they're worth reading -- I only read books worth reading.
>>222930223is dat grand tetonsive been there
>>222930069t. ugly disgusting jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY
isnt it weird how people will eat prawns but they wont touch a tarantula or centipede or summat
like nibba spiders and prawns are both arthropods
>>222930221The people against alberta separation said there will only be garbage collection every other week. recycling collection is every week and compost is every week during summer. but garbage is cut to every other. why? because mommy government says something something landfill something something environment.
apparently largest arthropod that ever existed was millipede size of a carpropa mental dat wun
Goofy ahh alberta niggas trying to start the new confederacy or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
>>222930350wth, J???Is it thou
Mexican cities all have bell and drum towers, I just know it.
>>222930362my name DOES start with J
>>222930405I thought you quit /cum/
>>222930110They’re following the canadian example
>>222930405shut up JARED you kiddy diddler
Making Alfredo-butter chicken linguine.
you're all alone nigga, everyone is all alone
Shitcongo’s been real quiet since nyc and la started getting smacked around
>>222930651?
There are several GRAMS of weed crumbs under my foreskin
>>222929736Yeah for the last month straightthankfully my cars issue seems to have been fixed after the 3rd visit to the mechanic and I have SOME hearing in my ear (but a ton of ringing) so things seem to finally be improving a bit
>>222930065There were blockbuster movies released seemingly every month in the 90s anon...You can name a random month and year in the 90s and you're likely to have at least one iconic movie that month
What would you do if you were walking in the forest in the middle of the night and i touched your bum
>>222930692Pop a semi !
>>222930663Are you growing it, from what i remember you are allowed 3 plants no?
Anime is for homosexuals
>>222929480It's actually the boomers fault
>>222929529Fuck off retard.>.t native oregonian
I've been lifting, and once my lifts get to a non pathetic level I need to go to a real gym so I can find a buff Asian wife.
>>222929548Not American but I do this
I thought he said "so I can beat my Asian wife"
>>222930717No I am actually a weed haterI just wanted to post something for the sake of posting something!
My internet went out for almost 24 hours and I was afraid I was never gonna see you guys again
>I just wanted to post something for the sake of posting something!Ktim
>>222930433I am NOT jason
>>222930788Lol, i took some weed for my vacation despite not smoking anymore
>>222930746
>>222930778Imagine the thing holding you back from beating an Asian woman is your lack of strength. You'd have to be brutally weak.
i'm so poor and ugly and dumb it's unreal
>>222930972SAME
>>222930972KTIM
do men without jobs deserve gfs
gonna chug this beer, then brush my teeth and go to bed because /cum/ is dead
>>222931095No, and I say that as a guy without a job.
drank a lot of oj yesterday and now my farts sting
canadian niggas be like"this fruit too spicy"
Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up his fellow. But woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up!
a part time job should warrant a part time gf i think
Just did a huge, wet, disgusting, meaty poo
>>222931360of course you're ugly, fagtard.
The happiest thread on the site is the flag collection one with hikers. Lesson?
>>222931629I have a good body its just my hair that's cursing me
>>222931707literally every part of you is ugly, from your disgusting hair, to your fridge faggot body, to your disgusting personality.
>>222931746Are you pretty
I'm at Exodus in the bible and I have some concerns about the morality of this story... They said the egyptians gave chase to the israelites because they realized they didnt want to lose their services but the israelites literally stole all their neighbors gold, silver and fine linen. The fucking pillaged egypt and then tried to run, why wouldn't egypt give chase? they probably banished the israelites too but the israelites decided to ransack the place on their way out
>>222932287Sounds like yellow journalism to me.. I got to read the bible some time, is it hard/does it feel pointless without referencing tons of other shit for context
We on some Moses shit.Spreading cheeks.
>>222932619I am just listening to an audiobook of it while I work and it is easy to follow at this point, although there are a lot of references to people and tribes of the time that are relatively meaningless to me at this point
Exodus 3:22- Every woman is to ask her neighbor and any woman living in her house for articles of silver and gold and for clothing, which you will put on your sons and daughters. And so you will plunder the Egyptians.”Exodus 11:2-Tell the people that men and women alike are to ask their neighbors for articles of silver and gold.”-Exodus 14:5-8When the king of Egypt was told that the people had fled, Pharaoh and his officials changed their minds about them and said, “What have we done? We have let the Israelites go and have lost their services!” So he had his chariot made ready and took his army with him. He took six hundred of the best chariots, along with all the other chariots of Egypt, with officers over all of them. The Lord hardened the heart of Pharaoh king of Egypt, so that he pursued the Israelites, who were marching out boldly.Yeah I'm sure he sent the armies because he really wanted their services, not because they had just plundered all of egypt after the pharaoh let them go
ive been dyeing clothes for years including polyester. yesterday i dyed a sweater labeled 100% polyester made in china. i have dyed 100% polyester sweaters before. i used the same polyester dye and same temperature and duration. well guess what. only the seams dyed. explain that.
Exodus 10:10-Pharaoh said, “The Lord be with you—if I let you go, along with your women and children! Clearly you are bent on evil.Like, the pharaoh clearly knew they had evil intentions but let them leave. Clearly something has been left out in favor of the israelitesIf feels like I am hearing a story of a war told from the victors words
>>222933035can you please shut the fuck up we are talking about the mislabeled sweater.
>>222933104Isn't polyester for gay men?No thank you!
>>222933134aren't you gay? could've sworn...
>>222933147wishful thinking
>Elbows up Canada!
Who needs the qwik-e-mart?
Trump should bring back the draft lottery with it being televised again. Would like to see the reaction.
Looks like war with eye ran is back on the menu
gock shock
>>222929428How am I like shinji if I am strong masculine and not a bitch? Also being isolated and scared of women don't count
>Canadians are white in the sense that they are French with an African mentality-Dr. Shereal Nigrelin
Alone in the office now2.5 hours leftFuck all to doMight take a long shit
Americans acting like theyse was asleep
>>222934491Remember that time i asked you to post a shit filled diaper and you did? That was epic
>>222934554YuuuuppppYou spend so much time dealing with baby poo and pee it’s unrealThey shit like there’s no tomorrowThen you change the diaper and pick them up and the shit starts bubbling out they arse again Then when they can’t shit they start crying because their stomach hurts so you have to massage their belly and possibly asshole to relax them enough and then they will shit a fountain all over
Reminds me of that rotten.com poo fountain image of the chick in the bathtub Or the parrot on the cocklolShit like that was a shocker back then!!!
Uh oh stinky
Most women are mentally ill.
>>222934858Uh ooohhhh>>222934880I love womenLike, a lot.
>>222934318Most canadians are not even human. I noticed while watching the news and the random people interviewed about whatever always have weird abnormal inconclusive and vague responses. Most canadians are literal video game npc's
Just had the comfiest memory.Playing Space Cadet Pinball on windows 98.CRT monitor, 800x600 resolution, pc speakers with mesh cover, all grey everything from mouse to keyboard to screen to case, the clicking of the hard drive.I loved that game.
You feel me
I guess not! Fuck!
sunscreen is for retards
Retards have skin cancer
Thoughts on
>>222934935>The CEL is on in my Goldwing. GOD DAMNIT TRUMP!- Jean "Big Daddy Poutine" LeDuc Canadian Navy 86-87
CEL:Cum Eating Lessons
Someone somehow hacked into my steam account. Apparently they had access since November last year yet didn't do anything with it til now
>>222935567As a German I thought you would know what a check engine light was
>>222935598I have zero clue about cars!It drives and when it doesn’t I show it to the mechanic that’s all I care about
>>222935589Ya got bored today sorry I can leave again
>>222935665Woman/millennial coded
Bomboclat I have never even held a lug wrench in my handsThis king ain’t getting his hands dirty!
You know it’s a slow day at work when your phone goes down to 35% and there’s still an hour left on the clock!!
>>222935567CESL: Cum Eating as a Second Language
>>222935822*gulp*
>>222935930
Just bought an Audi Nuvolari
Left-wing politics emphasizes justice, fairness, and equity. Right-wing politics, by contrast, promotes hierarchical thinking. Someone always has to be in a dominant position and someone below has to submit because "that's just the way the world works".
>>222936010I feel a strong primordial urge to steal a bike.
>>222936010Which party is pro-420 though you know what I'm sayinnnnn *smokes de erb*
Men were not created equalYou always have a nigger class no matter how much you try to push equality in your societyThat’s human nature Society needs a nigger to functionFor better or worseAnd nigger is not merely a skin color indicator in this scenario
hello
>>222936072Das Leben ist wie eine Schachtel Pralinen man weiß nie, welche man bekommt.
>>222936113HelllllloooooooBig morning smooch for you, come here*grabs cheeks**smooches bigly*
My robot vacuum has a call button in the app and when I press it the lil nigga will go “MASTER, I AM HERE!”
>>222936298Have you tripped whipping the robot if it goes too slow?
if we can get hard then why dont we get easy or normal?
>>222936322Tried* fucking autocorrect
>>222936322No but sometimes I pick it up when it gets stuck in a retarded way and then it’ll go “I AM SUSPENDED PLEASE PUT ME DOWN” lol
>>222936346blame satan
received a call from gymberg today
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1783517035249539.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1783517100001332.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/int/1783517171525977.mp4
troons
>>222936535>Ahhhh the beavers are chasing me
The Angry Beavers
Beaver apocalypse 2: More Wood
6 week post natal gyn checkup tomorrowAnxious to see the GFs beaverShe had labial, vaginal and perineal tear during birth (gyat DAMN!)I’m sure everything healed nicely but she wouldn’t let me take a look because she’s scared of how it healed until the doc takes a look gives her beaver the stamp of approval
Weeeeeeed(That's what we smokin' up)Hoeeeeees(That's what we pokin' up)Douuuugh(That's what we foldin' up)That's all we know about
Take my hands off your neck and hold on to the ghost of your bodyI know that good lives make bad storiesYou can text me
>>222936872Baby what’s ur #
When people try to say that western civilization is specifically greco-roman, do they just ignore that the romans also conquered egypt, syria, turkey and north africa? Do they look at all those arches in islamic architecture ripped straight from the mosque of Damascus and think "yes, the arabs invented these"? Do they see a map of Alexander's empire and just pretend it left behind nothing? Do they hear about the internal theology and discussion of mutazilites with ashari and see NO correlation with greek philosophy?Are you people fucking blind? Or are you so obsessed with proving Christianity is irrelevant to this definition of "the west" you're willing to petend not to see it?
If god seems quiet it’s cos the teacher don’t talk during the test
Act like stupid but think like brilliant
>>222933402Is this a case of lashing out because the U.S. failed out of the World Cup
Please come home I got beans and bologna
>>222936010Lefty niggas be like
I am not miserable because of abstract thoughts about importance and relevance. That is a cope i constantly have, looking at others and saying "they will also be forgotten"I am miserable because i am alone, and the small joys i get from of masturbating and drinking alcohol just make me more alone
>>222937012Are you trying to make the case that the orient is the occident
Drumpf said the war with iran is back on this shit is never gonna end till he's out of office so much for being the peace president
>>222937415It only ends when America declares a war of independence against your overlords in Israel; otherwise, you’ll keep getting dragged back in forever
>>222937415He really let me down
>>222937366I am trying to approach how moronic the term "Judeo-Christian civilization" is
>>222929448the 3-5 times i've drank with my hs "homies" during my 20s it wasn't a hoot.
>>222936848>Steve-O's actual rap lyrics: "POKE THE PUSS">*Pokes an octopus*
Dreamt I was grabbing a girls ass and she liked it
Welcome to Gilley's West. Where the Elite Meet to Eat™
*gently folds apart your labia with my glans*I…I’m going in now, ok?
really not a fan of how shit like The Smiths is social reject loser themed music and then you have all these sunshine and rainbow lifer cocksuckers listening
>muh sekrit band
>>222937415There will be a naval landing near chabahar or some other unsupplied shithole to be "stealthy", it will completely fail, americans will be slaughtered, and it will take years for the completely predictable disaster to reach the public, and then the proper invasion will go through Kuwait or pakistan then get stuck around Bam or Isfahan respectively.During this time the greatest naval losses in american history will come as drones carpet-bomb iran to get the casualty cope like they did in Vietnam
>>222937571Unironically had a nightmare, for some reason i was with kanye west and then drake pulled up later on.
>>222937515Nobody ever used that term until Jews tried to lump themselves in with Europeans
Rap career
>>222937759lol
When I was a little kid, I watched an episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog where they all ate too much ice cream and it made their bellies expand really big and it made me feel funny. Any similar stories? What children’s entertainment activated some horrible part of your lizard brain?
>>222937946As a kid there was this Minecraft anime girl creeper that snuck up on steve's bed and said she'd explode if steve stopped her from riding his cock
>>222937946The cartoon where the frog kept trying to kiss the girl really fucked me up. I had a very strange sensation in my penis the whole time
>>222937946I don’t recall anything like this happening when I was a kid, which might be why I never developed any freaky terminally online fetishes like inflation
>>222937965That was a youtube video
>>222937965>>222937946There was also that video of the girl painting on jeans and walking naked on youtube, and another one where she wears lingerieIdk how such obvious porn slipped through, but it was early YouTube
in the Walking Dead game season 1 episode 1 i chose to save Doug over the foid because i am a misogynist
me on the left, mexicanons on the right
>>222937415Didn't they say "Ground war before Christmas"?
>>222938112he did nothing wrong
>>222937415Nothing EVER happens
>>222937415gas is 3.47 at the new government owned gas stations as well
It feels so natural and good to hate Indians.
>>222938296Many such cases
It's such a mixed blessing working for attractive women. My boss in a hard 9 with natural H cup tits who loves to wear tight shit and my immediate supervisor is a transcendent classical fucking beauty solid 8, maybe higher if she didn't have to wear the uniform.
>>222938259>the new government owned gas stations
>>2229382593.47 is a steal compared to the prices in my village
Hello friends
>>222938336How do they get so bigger so fast? You said it was DD and now it's H? These are not natty
>>222938352higher than it was a year ago either way
>>222938383its like $7 in the shitty
>>222938333Just seeing them in public is such an irritation that no other race compares to.
>>222938410in 2015 i saw an indian guy in a walmart for the first time and i thought to myself "oh shit its an indian person". i might have been staring too much because we made eye contact and i'm pretty sure he knew i was looking at him.
>natural H cup Rare
>>222938410I couldn't imagine being a bus driver in the GTA...
>>222938382I had to amend the DD statement because I actually looked into cup sizes and she was bigger than DD and was more like a K but I rounded down cuz I'm only eyeballing it unfortunately
Never cared for spiderman
>>222938528Too much
>>222938598I like Raimi's spiderman but I was also like 12
>>222935690Just found out he cheated on CS2 with my account, i will probably get vac banned now. I'm so sad, it was a really old steam account
All whores except with me
>>222938467Lucky you saw them so late. Ive seen them forever since the early 2000s>>222938558I live in the GTA and the bus drivers definitely hate them. One time one of them got triggered because some jeeta was talking so loudly on the phone.
Sean Penn's Dad was a Lithuanian Jew and his Mom was Irish/Italian Catholic
>>222937946Anakin turning to the dark side made me in to moral degeneration/corruption
>>222938693Sean Penn is a CIA asset.Being an open commie actor is the perfect cover.
im a gamer god
>>222938681There have been like 5 viral videos of Canadian bus drivers complaining about Indians lol, funny part is many of those bus drivers are black. It's completely understandable thoughbeit.
thinking of gooning
>>222938743He interviewed El Chapo
>>222938620>34PGood lord imagine those bobs covered in oil
>>222938812I must jork peanus
>>222938800No shit and they just magically tracked him down after that?He also killed Chavez.
>>222938636How did they get past 2fa?
NEW>>222938761
>>222938778Everyone hates jeets regardless of race even if no one says anything, theres always that sense of "ugh theres indians here" that everyone has. Maybe only the most sheltered ignorant people ever dont have that feeling but basically everyone else feels it.
