'sh 'dish
nth for the baddiedem
Ahem
Sad because I can't ever be a tough guy maori warrior as I take SSRIs. Not sure if I need them or it's all in my head, but I become a soft emotional wreck without them.
>>222934676probably just a gut issue that traditional maori diet would fix
i wanted to make a cowboy beans edish
>refriend beans>friend only once
learning about erling haaland's phenotype
mental how poo gay bradley porn scream
switching to bwc porn changed him
after four years of playing for the biggest team in england the incels have finally discovered haaland
>>222935072great, that's somehow made me laugh
>>222935072pscianbwf
>>222935043he must have a bwc cock on him to rival the size of any of the bulls in the blacked stable of actors, just gives off that aura
>>222935067shark meat deepfried would be cool to try
>>222932837>nose ring>tattoossad state of the modern woman
holy cringe googlehttps://www.google.com/search?q=haaland
Why am I feeling anxiousfucksake
>>222935099gay bastard
>>222935086yanks have discovered him that’s the real problem
The scran as it were
me on the left
really don't understand the alysa liu police gimmick
fell victim to the accidental 6pm-10pm nap jew again award
>>222935137why is the sausage pink
But what about um Sadiq Khan?
might put on some electro swing as i cook more beans !!!
Grandma starts forgetting a lot, can't remember where she puts things, might buy her a biophotomodulation helmet...it saddens me
looking at the catbergs at my local shelterthis one is called betsy :(
>>222935162concerningreckon we should get more of them housed, fed and wanked to fix this
>>2229351624 in 5 Muslims think Muslims cannot integrate lmao
>>222935086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4bxE24gdc
>>222935184heavens to betsy!
>>222935146
>>222935162>Nearly a third (31%) of respondents described themselves as open to the view that non-white people would “never be as British” as white people.
>>222935119that style of haircut wouldn't be allowed
I do wonder who funds this bin face chap. How can he afford to always be at elections standing at the back dressed stupidly looking stupid
>>222935102In a large part of Australia the default fish and chips is technically deep fried shark though to be fair it's softcock bottomfeeding dogfish not giant fillets of Great White
>>222935162islamophobia is out of control in this countryvery sad to feel this way about your fellow brits
>>222935195>Polling of British Muslims told a contrasting story, with 85% in favour of integration, 88% saying they mixed comfortably with other faiths and 85% saying they felt free to practise their religion.>However, 64% of British Muslims said they believed white people were “working against Muslims”, while 56% said they thought Jewish people were. And 27% said they believed the Holocaust had been “invented or exaggerated”.
>>222935233dont think he needs funding to buy a train ticket ever now and then
>>222935219there he isit's rorke
there must have been a lot of rapes going on in the old days but you don't hear about it much
>>222935184get her adopted and fed and cuddled NOW
>>222935245the vast majority of british muslims would not even be answering this poll
>>222935233I appreciated the blackadder reference
>>222935260that is how polling works
>I appreciated the blackadder reference
>>222935260no shit
chopped some chillies for dinner and scraped the seeds out with my fingersfew hours later I had a wanksuffice to say my bellend is well burningnot as unpleasant as you might imagine
>>222935282>>222935292thanks. was expecting to have to defend my point.
>>222935261do you bring your own custom tankard to the pub?
>>222935253>Constable I've been raped!>yeah? by 'oo?>um well I don't know... didn't get a good look at him...>right you are luv, we'll do our best
>>222935219scream
Think I might go out and smoke a joint in the woodsMight be a nice idea when it's nice out like it is
>>222935304cute little concession this
>>222935296wanked with a lemon as a teenager and lowkey enjoyed the stinging sensation. all downhill from there
>>222935338pscr
>>222935339you are the lemon
fucking putting a stick of dynamite up my coochie and blowing it to pieces
>>222935296Once fingered the teenage gf (I was a teenager too don't 'nce me) after cutting a chili she did not have an enjoyable time of it
>>222935247Needs hotels to stay in the constituency and campaignNeeds a deposit to even stand for the constituency (which he always loses)Needs to pay for campaign material which gets him attention in the first placeNeeds to pay for the costume
Blightymong: Great Blackadder reference. Remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage init?
>>222935363you're a failure in your personal and professional life LOL!
cause maybeyou're gonna be the one that rapes me
>>222935304you're welcome
>>222935369actually this character is called alistair
>>222935367none of that sounds expensive for someone with a job
>>222935329these are the best zoots
They will argue even when they agree with each other.
>>222935363ESHUTA
yes i have a 4chan pass. yes i've had sex.we exist.
rorke literally can’t afford a bin now apparently
>>222935375I don't get this gimmick since I'm demonstrably not
bender futurama spore tutorial 360p
>>222935386this reminds me there are TWO count 'em TWO half chinese lads in /brit/at least
>>222935401Keeping his eyes peeled for leftypol, rorke of the jungle
Just heard about Connor Murphy. RIP lad
don't like having obligations
>>222935403How much is a 4chan pass? What are the perks?
>>222935398Don't know what this means either
>>222935420you don't need a tutorial to be a bender
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ6RbqiT8iQ
Making papier mache from the Magna Carta
>>222935441everrrrr... you know?
>>222935423aussies of course
>>222935439think i paid £42 for a 3 year pass. You don't have to do captchas to post
>>222935381Newbrit
how is chinaman racist
>>222935442you oughta know sweetie x
>>222935454wtf mate
lass in toil had some interesting jeans on she’s quite piff actually and could clearly see her red thong poking over the topif it wasn’t so warm i’d be going to the disabled toilet to wank but i shall save it for when my flat is cooler later and i’m home
>>222935476*glasses you*
>>222935430It's fake
>>222935488wonder who specifically she was trying to impress with thisgoing to assume it wasnt you
>>222935439Alright Bulgarialad hows the weather in Selanik
big and hard
>>222935222Whitepill
>>222935456Oh yeah. Yeah.
it not right it not fucking rightsunberg is bang out of order
>>222935105They simply followed men's lead
>>222935469Hmm...that's not unreasonable but I'm a cheap ass when 8t comes to things like that, I'd rather suffer
>>222935389nah the best are when you're walking in the dead of winter with a joint in the cold and coming back home into the warmth afterward and getting that little endorphin rush. like two seperate highs in one
>>222935521ktinm
>>222935488isnt that innaporopiate clothes for work
>>222935532I know. Should be warmer
>>222935184Cute fur spot
honest men are always poor
>>222935555bender
hate the 'complain about the heatwave when actually you live in one of the least affected areas of the country' gimmick
Government literally just pardoned the last woman who was hanged in this country over 7 decades ago who murdered her husband... just because her husband was abusive
>>222935555not when it is in your imagination
>>222935519It's so hot, went to the supermarket and returned drenched, but I was carrying a lot.
uh oh... heatherpaedo has posted his first ritual post
Any 'bergs in?
smashing my coochie with a hammer
>>222935385evidently someone who can stand around in a bin costume does not have a proper job
>>222935595Hate the complain about the heatwave gimmick full stopGet outside have an ice cream enjoy yourself stop being so miserable
>>222935599don't understand the point of pardoning a dead person
>>222935521Big and sad
went kfc ate hands got sticky couldn't finish mighty bucket and reg popcorn nose got runny some reason got on bus came home desperate to do poo did gassy poo that looked like a little brown cloud in toilet
>>222935599she had her sentence commuted to life in prison didn't she? I mean it's make believe either way they already killed her ages ago
here he is
they will pardon a murder case from 70 years ago but will not give an official apology for the millions of deaths from slavery and colonialism
>>222935626so their soul can ascend to lib heaven
>>222935643fungal
>>222935633I also get a runny nose from KFC I think it's because the seasoning is very slightly spicy
something about mould
>>222935610AYO MOULDIE'S COMIN YALL
>>222935633
>Disabled toilet wank
I've spent more of my life living inside my own mind than living in reality.
>>222935643a fungal infestation has spread to the archive
>>222935626virtue signalling in the literal sense not the culture war sense
>>222935153
>>222935663a man gotta have a cordy
I spent hours earlier pulling Himalayan Balsam invasive plants from a river bank. Literally hundreds removed by me personally. Did some research afterwards. Costs the country £4b every year. Would only cost £1b a year to eradicate within five years or so.Himalayan balsam and Japanese knotweed are destroying the environment and costing us money yet we spend billions on foreign aid instead while having unpaid volunteers try to save this country
there's a fungus among us
>>222935671this but clapham
>>222935670i'm afraid i've had a few of them myself both in college, uni and work.
how long before quitting porn do you see any benefits?
>>222935675ello ello ello
why would working abroad be somthing mouldie posts about
>>222935681Hope you have a river cleaning license.
very glad im not a unique flag or a name or somethingmy posts are mostly sloppy dogshit and everyone would just filter me lol
*playfully puts a bit of suncream on rorke's nose*oops teehee x
>>222935689nofap is a complete meme unless you're a mutated freak who wanks 20 times a day the "benefits" are only really present in problem wankers who are just returning to a natural wanking baseline
>>222935686I got to a point i was wearing vibrating toys in my arse you could control with an app to work when i had my own office
>>2229356893-4 weeks
FUCK
>how long before quitting porn do you see any benefits?
what is you make freaks like this to play soccerthat would be a funny timeeither genetically so they were born like that or in a tusk (2014) fashion
>>222935751
>>222935614Alri
>>222935718innitdon't understand why people go out of their way to try and be /brit/ characters or gimmicks, it's like trying to force a nickname irl
>KFC>McDonald's>Burger King>Popeyes>Taco Bell>Subway>Wimpy>Dominos>German Doner Kebab
>>222935675FUH my heart
>>222935614yh...
Might watch 10seasons of byker grove
horrid fat freak me deserve to be in some form of prison for fat people
>>222935766some people can't help it
>>222935751terrifying post
>>222935614
>>222935763fuck I thought they actually didn't have armsIf you had an armless soccer player pic ready to go on a 30 second quick draw you would need to be locked up
>heathertoadstool
sat thinking how nice it would be to tongue kiss a womanI'm a grotesque looking inceloid specimen so that won't ever be happening though aha x
breakfast: dennys lunch: raising canes dinner: chilis snack: carl jrs
>>222935789So, your bedroom
>>222935763Sean "Gay Pedophile" Allen
>>222935739Busy watching the world cup
>>222935824*Puts on a wig*Haha h-hi...
>>222935805wonder what living in a commieblock is like bet it's grim but comfy (gromfy)
>>222935807>he doesn't have an image library tagged and labelled with various key words for easily find any single picture from literally 100,000 saved over the last 20 years
>>222935824Women are grim mate
blyat
>>222935824i've done it plentynot all thatshagging is where it's at
>>222935773runtslopites in tatters
shaking with anticipation at the idea of getting comfy in my bed which is less than a metre away from where i am sat right now and staring at the same screen i am staring at right now
>>222935853Depends on the block, grandma lived in one of those, the nice thing was that all the k8ds knew each other and we played together in the summer, I'm talking 30 40 kids, it was fun.
>>222935876FFFFF!!!!BAGSY FFF!!
Is 3-5 times a week a healthy wanking amount?
>>222935876
>>222935763why was he in a spacker team lmao
>>222935876would shag A in half
>>222935876N/A
>>222935925willy size?
need a brapsow wife to feed beans to
>>222935910he is one isn't he?
>>222935876Black girl Queen D honestly mogging but I'll pick A. Also trannies could never.
you lot are so fucking boring and pathetic
>>222935884Kissing is hot
did a massive poo cos i had five meals yesterday
>>222935931>smelly farts and poo come out of that bum regularlyCorrr
>>222935876weird imagining making a video like this with your mates
>>222935931NEED my tender spuds under that pole pronto
>>222935941assume you’re referring to the aussies
i don't listen to women apart from my mum and sister
afternoon chaps how’s everyone doing? What we thinking about Saturdays game, I believe in us
>>222935941sorry
>>222935968>>222935876literally don't care about anything but the arse
>>222935876D clears
>>222935972you know full well he ain't lil bro
>>222935968Perfect proportions I reckon
>>222935980Ian said that we need to wait and see the result before we judge and may the best team win
>>222935968B has no tattoos
>>222935876I am rorke.
>>222936005ian knows best
>>222935968D and it's not even close.
>>222935675i love her...
I will suck off italians for the rest of my life because they blessed the earth with the best food ever created, pizza
>>222935968why are they walking towards the camera
>>222936046…im italian
no one likes me even though im better than some people that some people do like
>>222935980Norway love conceding, they're not going to be able to keep us off them
>>222936052they're coming to batter you
>>222936073i like you
>Neo-Nazi who had 'kill list' of customers and colleagues at Tesco jailed>Alfie Coleman was just 19 when he was caught in an MI5 sting trying to buy a Makarov semi-automatic pistol, five magazines, and 200 rounds of ammunition, with £3,500 saved from his part-time supermarket job.>The Old Bailey heard he branded some of his former fellow staff and shoppers "race traitors" for having partners who were not white, in a list of people who had "upset him", which featured their number plates.>One entry named a checkout worker, whose husband was mixed race, along with the make and colour of her car, and a description of her as having "short blonde hair with bits of pink in it".>He denied he was plotting a terror attack and a jury failed to reach a verdict on the count last year after Coleman said he was now "embarrassed" and "cringing" about the views he expressed. However, Coleman was found guilty of preparing acts of terrorism after a retrial.>He was jailed for 13 and a half years, with a further five years on extended licence.
>>222935968Well they're not mates. It's just work. Imagine making it with your colleagues because your manager asked you to.
>>222936091what are your top 3 favourite things about me
don't like it at the shop when the person on the till judges by food choices
>>2229359803-2 win maybe, think Norway will push up we'll have space behind to exploit. We might get excited and pile on the pressure. But doing so may cause due lapses of concentration and leave us open. If we can sort out our transitions and positioning on the counter then 3-1
>>222936103the infamous tesco "nigga"
>>222936124mind if i copy this answer for irl use so i can pretend i know about footy?
>>222936116Make constant eye contactMine asks me what I'm gonna make
>>222936103should've just ran a grooming gang, would've got half of that
>>222936103Simply retrail until we get the verdict we want. Of course
>Simply retrail until we get the verdict we want. Of course
>>222936172BRAD SCREAMING
>>222936163they didn't reach a verdict in the first trial
>>222935980Haaland will score. Norway has momentum and we look exhausted. But i think we can win
>>222936148Yh but it could backfire spectacularly
>>222936103>Coleman said he was now "embarrassed" and "cringing" about the views he expressed.Black pussy CHANGED Rorke
>>222936192So if youre not guilty then...
br iefly walked through the park earlier and see a shirtless guy playing around with his way better looking blonde slightly thicc bombshell bikini girlfriend and they were like pokinng each others tummies playing. sorta thing that both makes me want to kms and also wank lik ei'm gona do nowi have been liave over 35 years and i have never experienced the sweet joy of one ordinary moment in this guys lifeFUCK ME
>>222936213the jury didn't determine if he was or was not guilty
>>222936103Should've shaved his dead beard then none of this would have happened
Lovely South African bartender made me his Snapping Turtle. Tequila.
shut up
>>222936246Sounds like not guilty then
>Research indicates a strong connection between high-fat diets and anxiety. Diets heavy in saturated fat alter gut bacteria and damage the intestinal lining. This allows bacteria into the bloodstream, triggering neuroinflammation and altering brain serotonin systems involved in stress and fear responses.
dont get how sex works but if youre someone who likes sucking a knob wouldnt you be tempted to chew on it a fair bit
>>222936260no it doesn't are you underage or just stupid
>>222936103>He denied he was plotting a terror attackthen why the heck was he trying to buy a gun and ammunition
my oenis
>>222936107you're kind and patient and have a nice arse
>>222936103kekkkkk rorke
>>222936250Looks lush. Enjoy yourself mate.
shouldn’t all death penalty sentences be pardoned then since we don’t have a death penalty anymore
>>222936309epic meme sir
don't like top gear because of how fake it was
>>222936328
Multiple instances of feeling insects on my skin just to slap the area and finding nothingLads I think I may be going schizo
oh you’re being really cool again mate spamming something really funny yeah class clown you are
Alright you two stop playing with the sausage and flipping it around
>>222936294thank you very much im going to screenshot this endorsement for my bumble xx
>>222936358>>222936368
How can I join the Northwest Front?
>>222936325insane how rent free thatcher lives in these lefty mongs headsa lot of them probably weren't even born until after her premiership yanks aren't like this with reagan are they
>>222936320Thanks. Only 2 more nights.
might buy bulk crumb chicken cheese sausages and eat them every day
South African flag is Tilde btw. Don't remember how I figured it out but I did.
>>222936380sup mouldie
>>222936352I've been bitten to shit
>>222936391>>222936399
>>222936399that wouldn’t fly on columbo
>Thank you for your interest in the role of JOB at COMPANY, and for your time in the application process so far. I'm sorry to say that, on this occasion, you haven't been selected to go forward to the next stage of the recruitment process. >In the meantime, we wish you all the best for the future.
>>222936391an autistic 7 year old would tear that shit up
>>222936399same bed sheet
>>222936384yanks are obsessed with reagan on both sides, for good reason, him and thatcher just happened to be in charge when organised labour was all but eradicated, big historical pivot point
>Count Binface is 7/2 to win in Clacton
>>222936279Innocent til proven guilty and wasn't proven guilty x
That sausage is hilarious.
the mysterious rotating sausage
>>222936464>>222936472
what Total x Deaths do you support lads?
Rorkette telling her friends she was raped by an uncle she doesn't have so they won't think she's a virgin
>>222936325Is reform the only party with billionaire doners? Genuine question
return to sausage
>>222936428some excellent work by inspector dtfic wasn’t it
>>222936442>organised labour was all but eradicatedNot in America. Unions are super fucking powerful
>>222936486Super skinny women
>>222936501
>>222936103Swear zoomers are more fucked in the head than millenials
>>222936456he was proven guilty at the retrial
/brit/ poster being served his meal at the restaurant: right, so this is pork
>>222936479
>>222936507comparatively they lost a massive amount of power and rights
>>222936524fucking screaming and flinging shit up the walls
New>>222936538
>>222936520Shouldnt have been one if he wasnt proven guilty
>>222936423F
