totally organic posting edition
alysa liu police uniform sex arse
bit early
>>222939559
where's heatherchad
>>222939582
>>222939599corr
adore pornography and wanking
wearing my arse on my sleeve
>>222939621you are indian
rorke has lowkey pdf vibes but like a chill one
>>222939599
>>222939624bet your arse is a sleeve you poof lol xx
Sir Right Well
>>222939651movie
>>222939599lads shes spiralling out for me
4000 calories down the gullet today
when wanking becomes your habitindia becomes your lifestyle
>>222939671that's a lot of chiko rolls
>>222939662no lad. she is spiralling for me
My life movie
Poos have had a slightly orange tinge and have absolutely stunk today how lush is that
got the backshot boys on
nth for the holodem
whats up with all of this anti gooning rethoric here. its like im in a completely different websites
>>222939671had 3 slices of toast me
>>222939689no lad she was pointing at me when she said itand she smiled at me
>>222939704based
was thinking about why the UK is the only place in europe that doesn’t like basketball and imo it's bc Britain is a miserable little island of hate and its denizens find it unseemly when anything is joyous and exuberant
>>222939705
>>222939713no she smiled and pointed at me
Trying a cheese one for the first time
Wrote an extension that hides every second instance of the same thumbnail posted in this general. To get around that gimmick where someone posts an image then immediately afterward we get the same image resized tiny.
Mfka is called Ambrosios
>>222939735saddest poster on here
>>222939750we don't sign our posts here
yeah?
>>222939735most virginous post of the sunmer so far
>>222939735autistic gigachad.
>>222939682Hate this cunt
>>222939799why cause he done a poo
>>222939599Might just blow my load when my 3 dayer ends, Alysa galore all over your screens
>>222939799
>sunmer
>>222939807what do you mean
I'm a virgin
brits are the worst posters on this site
>>222939735This is what I see.I have something similar but won't reveal my filter because the spammers are so desperate they will try to bypass it.
i look like blue cheese
Get the negresses shagged
>>222939735/brit/cord in shambles
>>222939753>>222939762>>222939763...yh. Works like a charm.
just had a cheese string and it was really salty
if you come to brit for any reason other than shitposting youre insane
>>222939732genuinely one of the nicest sandwiches out theregrated chese is already peng in a sandwich and their mayonaise is also quite nice
all me
>>2229398464chan-Turbo has had this for years now
thumbnail posters we fucking won
>>222939862ive been on the waiting list for months
>>222939848don't ever tell me what I can't do
>>222939864actually it was the arsehole of a 6 year old afghan boy that changed rory stewart
>>222939732Do they have ice cream in the meal deal roar?
>>222939878saar
>>222939878sc
>>222939878
screaming imagining someone sat at their desk tucking into a cheese sandwich and an ice cream
>>222939732desk could do with a bit of a tidy couldn't it
>>222939905ktim
>>222939862oh right. May we see a screenshot of the 4chan turbo setting which says "hide (1+n)th posts with the same thumbnail in /brit/ only"?
>>222939816Caught a 3 day ban for politics outside of /pol/ for a thread showing Trump making a call to Infantino so FIFA would rescind Balogun's red card. I didn't expect a ban cause /sp/ and people in /brit/ were chatting about it
Thumbnail gimmick was funny until DTFIC started doing it
>>222939904s
>>222939846/brit/cord status???
rorke tucking into a honey tart next to a window while a bee repeatedly flies into the glass trying to get him
>oh right. May we see a screenshot of the 4chan turbo setting which says "hide (1+n)th posts with the same thumbnail in /brit/ only"?
me at the function when the rennies stop working
>no footyit's over
>>222939912yeah course
gio stuns in new swimsuit photos
i hope the yanks get eliminated soon
>>222939955sc
>>222939957since finding out that she smokes i can almost taste the cigarette breath when i fantasise about fucking her
Toil doneOff home
>>222939957well i wouldn't say i'm stunnedshe is very attractive but i already knew that so it wasn't much of a surprise
>>222939957finally put some meat on her bones
>>222939957Girls with dark hair don't like me seemingly
>>222939957middle aged woman bod
>>222939957another victory for "women are always only holiday" theory
>>222939957whore
>>222939967is that a bad thing or a good thing
>>222939957ugly bitch
>>222939999not him but its a good thing for me
>>222939848I come here for the stimulating discussions with other high ranking members of Britain's intellectual dark web
>>222939957honestly preferred the italian brazilian outside the slop truck
>>222939999she could literally not wiper her arse for a week and it would be a good thing
intellectual dark fruits more like
more on her insta but here is the last one i'll post, feat. her pits
well I assume we're all on the cans, as it is 30c
video games
>>222939989how it should be matemen should be earning the moneyand with the money you get the fit birdthe fit birds dont need to work because they get the rich mena tale as old as timeonly somehow now in this woke world it's "ohhh no that's not allowed that's wrong there's power imbalance she's younger grooming" etc etcutter morons
>>222940046my life is like those
>>222940057>>222939989nibbas will due unlovable chuds
I'm 29 years old. Life has passed me by. Because I was and am too much of a coward. A worthless coward.
>>222940092fucking scrweamin
>>222939735My mind does something similar where I just don't care about it
pulling the willy
>nibbasfucking kill yourself
the fuck is lugubrious
>>222940114morose
nibba mad as hell, he be dabbing on women enjoying themselves on holiday with they sistas
>>222940112Say the real word then if you're such a big man.
>>222940087yes talk yourself down some more mate I'm sure that will help
>>222940146You shut it.
I invented that gimmick btw
>>222940112sybau
>>222940146Need to accept reality before I embark on the greatest comeback of the 21st century or any century for that matter.
bunnings 6 nugget meal
>>222940146let him cook
sir keir starmer mcdonalds meal
>>222940087Hitler was a nobody at 30.
It's too hot and I'm too hot
>>222940161you've invented nothingyou're a parasitenot a single thing you've posted isn't already part of an ongoing gimmickyou're nothing
>>222940188get your bum out?
ordered two kizzas, one for tea tonight and one for tomorrow's lunch
critics raving about the odysseydon’t tell me you doubted nolan
>>222940114took your advice about the recruiting companies for construction, about to apply to a position through one now which requires you to know how to read drawings but I don't at the moment so I shall lie however grok told me it'd take me 20-40 hours to learn it myself so shall be doing that over the next few days
>>222940203good stuff
>>222940190ktim
>>222940203plato’s cave type shit
popping to ye olde gf shoppe, you want anything?
>>222940216amazing
>>222940204TENET was shite and frankly upon rewatch a lot of his stuff which seemed cool when I was like 15 doesn't hold water today.
>>222940234you'll do nothing
>>222940202I will when I get home
feels like the more I pick the more bogeys there are in my arse
>>222940204nolan movies always start off with massive hype from both fans and critics but when it dies down everyone realises they were midwit shitenow that the dust has settled go rewatch tenet and tell me it was as good as people said when it first came outnolan is a hack and a fraud for redditors
>>222940218love bossman>>222940227yes
>>222940087you’ve done nothing
Off for a showerbye
>>222940256>rewatchmate no one saw it
>>222940266sir jah praiser
>>222940262Well yes you've about summed up the source of my misery with three words (albeit one is a contraction).
>>222940264call me if you need any help.
it’s so clear Gary Stevenson is a grifting piece of shit. I don’t even care for rich people or billionaires but it’s clear he’s full of it
>>222940204how can they be raving about something they themselves havent seen
>>222940280unfortunately some people have
its hot and i dont feel very well in my belly
>>222940320Bali bellyyyyyyy!
>>222940316the premiere
>>222940266vae victis mon
>>222940280Box office: $365.9 million
so dehydrated my spaff is yellow and just dribbles out
Nolan movies woukd have been considered popcorn thrillers in the 70s
>>222940357he'll do nothing
>>222940271Lel
>>222940320same why is my tummy funny during summer
>*in a forced wigger accent*Alright guys it's uhhh Gary's economics
>>222940377far-right tv presenter michael portillo
leftypol spending his PIP on worry stones from etsy
>>222939582she mindraped you
nolan killed heath ledger
>>222940377are those green trousers?
Nice little breeze actually
>>222940359He betrayed the Greeks, shan't be watching his drivel
last video game I played was ac unity
glowies economics
/tv/ is obviously full of tryhard pseuds but they are right about nolan and the other directors loved by reddit. they make really dumb movies with basically zero concern for anyone who isn't an ssri benzo taking fast food eating brainfogged 80iq american who needs to everything explained to them in the most unsubtle way possible
>>222940408no there isn't shut up
>>222940408imagine how much refugee housing you could fit there
Been sat in my sweaty smeggy bedroom all day haven't showered and now I'm going to the pub x
It used to be "Gary Economics" but at some point he renamed himself to "Gary's Economics"
>>222940395hes such a grifter
leftypol smugly pronouncing portillo the spanish way in michael portillo
>>222940295his video on the housing crisis is hilarious he just keeps saying migration doesn’t contribute to it because he just feels like it doesn’t contribute to it
i'm a "nigga"
hilarious how it’s years until a GE and deform have already fucked themselves
>>222940408you ever wonder if that tree feels lonely?
Wot if we just taxed rich pipo
>>222940420i liked the dark knight trilogy
>>222940408My man lives in gm_flatgrass
>>222940408bro is in the default map
Never
>>222940447they fucked it completely
>>222940448corr
officer liu strangulating me with her thighs
>>222940457no you don’t that’s not allowed
>>222940471mongo
women love when you order steak tartare for appetizers
constable liu stomping my bollocks into a fine red paste
>>222940408nigga lookin like he bout to practice redstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X87F-2OQz5c
>>222940425Don't really know much about the bloke but he just looks like a seething woofterBit like Owen Jones when he was younger and looked like he had AIDS
imagine if after all this labour just get reelected kek
so no AI porn video generator yet then, the technology isn't there is it
inception was a good movie‘Let’s go be young men again’banger
>>222940448need her to rape my arse with her truncheon and taser my bollocks
>>222940457with a lot of suspension of disbelief it's enjoyable, but you really have to try. even the first scene at the bank is ridiculous.
Never been interested in having kids but thinking about how I have an 8" long 6" girth cock, it seems nature has given me the optimal semen dispenser so really I should fulfil my biological destiny, idk. Thoughts?
>>222940254well he was an alcoholic
might become a welsh nationalist
>>222940448p.c. liu doing cute little pirouettes as she rollerskates down the street chasing a bank robber
>>222940502It's gonna be ogre
>>222940521rapes your 8" cock at 9999999999mph
>>222940505AI makes its pictures and videos by taking from things that already exist, maybe you can bully small indie artists from the internet but you cant bully porn conglomerates the same way.
does he really expect me to believe there is a bat man
>>222940523must have missed the part where he said he was perfect
I don’t trust any ethnically anglo person when it comes to spirituality, God has cursed them that’s why the devil gives them prosperous earthly kingdoms
>>222940087screaming this is meexcept when i stopped being a coward i would get kicked out/banned from clubs for harrassing girls(and lose friendships too)
superintendent liu giving me a big kiss when she gets home from workx
It's over for Britain anyway America is the only capable western country
>>222940521pics x
>>222940408This is nice :)
don't really watch films as they're all shit so I just think my own films in my head
>>222940448dangerous day to be a coon coon
>>222940471easy to rhyme off this stuff when youre drinking a litre of vodka a day
i am not "anglo" i am a proud celtoid mutt
If he makes Elliot Page the next Batman I will kneel
>call a by-election to win again and say "look, I have a mandate, the people don't care about my dodgy bribes">none of the major parties put up a candidate>lose to a man with a bin on his headI don't think Farage is the 4d chess politician we thought he was
>>222940551
>>222940546deeply unfunny warmed over drivel straight from the /pol/ (You) coal mines
>>222940533beautiful post
>>222940546Yeah I agree
>>222940546*nods in a manner of a wise old black man*
>>222940541he couldn’t enjoy the 'present moment' without alcohol
superintendent liu telling me the roadman she had to pat down had a bbc bigger and thicker than her truncheon when she gets home from workx
>>222940555I posted proof of my 6" girth 3 days ago
>>222940569stylin
upstairs neighbourberg playing his grime wog music and every single song is just talking about how everybody doubted the rapper and now hes made it and thanks god how he's number one
pc keyboard is full of double quarter pounder crumbs
>>222940588weird post
>>222940586okay?
Saw a kestrelToo hot for flying surely
>>222940588um
>>222940573boring bastard
reminder
>>222940605fucking shireking
going for a run in the sun xby the river xmight enjoy myself idk x
>>222940589there was a lad that posted a lovely cock here but the thread were accusing him of doing a bone press to make it biggeri didnt care and still wanked to it, was it you?
>>222940589what do i search in the archive for it
black people were better when they made reggae and dancehall
[rapping]everybody doubted me im the rapper ive made it now thank god for making me im number one
>>222940567Most people are ambivalent or indifferent to politicians being rich. Leftymong really wants to make an issue of it like every politician needs to walk around in rags and have been born in the gutter to lead for some reason, they think its heroic or something
Do I care if I despise this, nothing else matters, I knowIn a veil of great disguises, how do I live with your ghost?Should I tear my eyes out now?Everything I see returns to you somehowShould I tear my heart out now?Everything I feel returns to you somehowI want to save you from your sorrow
>>222940628vile gay freak
>>222940640fire
>>222940624is my life a joke to you
>>222940609its not okay actually
and it's rorkekino all the wayyy
>>222940655you'll do nothing
any gay nigga man in
>>222940588erm
How lucky for you that a path of deliverance from your copes was conveyed by a flawed messenger!
enough of this what is for tea?
>>222940677yoo hoo xx
Alright, hold tightI'm a gay porn star
>>222940689Screaming
>>222940688chicken and rice
>>222940688meal deal
>>222940640>I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rap rap rappinghttps://youtu.be/aR8qtxts1jY
>>222940408blud is the roller coaster tycoon
>>222940628Probably. I've been accused of bone pressing before.
>>222940439This stuff humours me
think i might be the biggest mongoloid freak on /brit/ to be honest x
>>222940702elite ball knowledge
>>222940677*raises bbc*
aus flag: hellobrit flag: fucking howling and scrrrrirmi
a hip a hop a hip hop hapim givin you all the michael rosen rap (rap rap rap)
whats that song that goes do you have the time to listen to to me whine about nothing and everything all at once
>>222939957>>222940040She's not thaat fat >>222940016Arrrr Serena Mello
>>222940645No one cares if someone is rich. What people care about is that the future PM took a £5m bribe from a crypto billionaire and then coincidentally started lobbying for relaxing crypto rules
easyjet bought by a private equity firm. no longer a publicly traded company
waiter, dom perignon for everyone in the thread
oh is that an aussie flag? im just gonna reply 'screaming' to it then that’s what i’ll do
>>222940742dont know what this means
>>222940725
>>222940657How sad that he was human and flawed
>>222940526You have to be born into it
>>222940749>>222940725poo seething
>>222940753kekers
>>222940680>copeslike alcohol?
fucking pooing
>>222938192>>222938192>>222938192
>>222940753sc
why do brits scream so much
>>222940725scram
>>222940738>bribewasn't a bribe though was it, not even the investigation committee is claiming that. Bizarre lie
>>222940775you're a deeply catty person
that's the friggin old
>>222940646>Matthew 18:8-9"If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire. 9 And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell."
not the new is it
>>222940828>>222940828>>222940828
