Do people in your country talk to strangers in elevators?
>>222940829in England we call them lifts:)
>>222940829No and it took me a long time to understand why American tv shows/films would focus on the "awkwardness" of elevators (it's not awkward at all you weirdos)
>>222940862I still find being in total silence with strangers akward even if theres no cultural pressure to break that silence
>>222941025now imagine we are in an elevatornow imagine i look at you and winksuddenly the elevetor speeds upwhat do?
>>222940829No you fucking psychopath
>>222943013>talking to strangers makes you a psychopathEuropoors must live in a constant state of misery and paranoia.
>>222940829I will read the room and then decide if I want to talk or not
>>222943231No one wants to hear your shit, people just want to go on with their day
>>222940829why would they do that?
>>222940829I want to vacation in Finland and talk to people in elevators.
>>222940829I do but not often
>>222943418This, or just sit on a bus all day holding court talking to everyone all day
Okay, chatting up complete stranger in random elevators is weird, but what if you keep on running into the same person in the elevator at your office building? And what if this person is a pretty girl?Asking for a friend.
>>222940829no I just molest them
>>222940862you can hear people sniffing and swallowing and gulping and they can hear you, too. it's psychological torture and there's a reason elevator music exists, at least in fancy places.
>>222940829Not really. I think it's funny to act like an autist and have weird conversations with people in awkward situations like the elevator, airplane, and waiting rooms, especially women. Usually I can win them over.
>>222944102>Oh hey we see eachother often huh?>O-Oh Yea i guess >Hehe yep....>.....Unless you have follow up dont even bother
>>222940862When I got older I realized a lot of the weird neurotic shit we'd see in american/hollywood shows/films was just jewish representation of their lives. The normal person isn't neurotic or nervous using an elevator with a stranger in it, he doesn't feel the need to strike up a conversation to "ease up the tension", there is no tension. Just a mentally ill trope of equating silence and minding your own business instead of being a social bee as something being wrong with you and the other party fabricating a whole movie in their mind. They don't give a shit. If you scroll on your phone instead of talking to coworkers during lunch break, nobody cares there is no "tension". Same with elevator. Same with waiting in line. Same with going alone to a restaurant or to a concert or to watch a movie, there is none of that neurotic shit. Jews just live a drastically different life from the average person yet garnered the influence to somehow influence others into thinking that's how things go and should go.
>>222940829I rip ass real fucking loud and stinky and laugh and say "hey who smelt it dealt it" and the other person starts crying and melting
>>222945237I used to sit on the edge of my seat in school and fart as loud as I could but try to cover it up with a poorly timed fake cough because I thought girls liked funny guys and it made everyone laugh. I was right.
>>222945331i was also a class clown. i played the trombone in high school and you can make some all time fart noises on that instrument
>>222940829They actually sometimes do, but only when drunk.t. delivered newspaper for a few years
