Spoonfulls edition
boweIstein after I eat and drink nothing but bread, cheese and diet coke for two weeks: you'll poo nothing
>>222942238im more referring to homosexualist bum fun activity than proctology but it's more like an entire finger deep at the least
temporarily ruined myself arse wanking, couldn't come without a dildo for a whileposted it again because I crave humiliation and need replies desperately
suite life of rorke and cody
>>222940843
went to the dentist thinking I was going to have to get all my teeth taken out but only need two meagre fillings. Dont know why I have to torture myself so much.
*Test*
I have never seen a vagina
>>222942338seen this post before but it's good so i'll give it a (You)
>>222942349hang it in the museum
>>222942355look in the mirror pal
>>222942332did this for a while but stopped when i pulled out my dildo and around the crown of the cockhead there was a ridge of my poo and some blood on the toyput me right off
>>222942349
At pub drinking a cider and trying not to stare at the fit girls in skimpy clothing. I deserve a medal for my service really.
>>222942350I have a severe build up of tartar but other than that I'm good
>>222942355ktim
most trannies are autogynephiles and want to have sex with other trannies or girls. mentally ill freaks
>>222942386despise him
>>222942369Bleak. For me it's arse wanking once every 6 months or so, keep it special.
>>222942349heatherfungus would love this image but he'd need to ai generate a blonde woman with a qos tattoo in just so you got the message (this is how he fights for the white race o algo)
remembered when i ordered a halo figure when i was about 19 and my mum found out and came into my room that night and started teasing me going like 'oh you bought a toy? you still like toys? show me your toy?' and when i wouldnt show her she said she was going to look in my cupboards until she found itdont know if i had a normal home life
you're nothing
>>222942377GAYBOY
>>222942386man got dsl
Everytime I think about the world wars and how many white men were slaughtered and I think about how brown europe is now, and how there seems to be some force that truly hates white people, whether spritual, temporal or both. I mean visciously hates whites and wants them eradicated.
>>222942413shitting nora
>>222942409she's done you good and proper
>>222942397im a non agp and i want to have sex with trannies and girls
>>222942420this isn't even possibleyou can't do this
>>222942409do you like milf porn now then
>>222942350it's normal. my dentist told me he's had grown men pass out from anxiety
how many ums can you have
>>222942413self harming her tummy with a razor is quite high on the fuckup scale
>>222942409imagine getting bullied by your own mumberg
>>222942409remember when i got into the manic street preachers as a teenager and my mum made fun of me and said only sad freaks listened to them
>>222942426that her name?
>>222942398why
>>222942413first thing I noticed was the cross
nth for the baddiedem
leftypols 5'1 ethnically ambiguous brown wife who clearly wears the pants in the relationship
sir gary 'fabricated tales of excellence in his city job' economics
Going to listen to jazz noir while reading a nightwatch Discworld book.
just did a pooama
UM
>>222942501plan on having sex ever?
rorke will not eat a single morsel of food until every single billionaires mountain of cash is thoroughly protected from taxes
>>222942492Get off the fucking counter, that's where people eat, disgusting slag.
>>222942503would tongue punch her ponut for 36 hours straight given the chance
it pie night
pc liu shoving her lubricated baton up my arsehole and tasering me when i cry or tell her to stop
fabricated tales of sex
>>222942512Bristol stool status?
>>222942535echo through the room
sorry
>>222942516GFberg just went to her knitting club, but told me she wasn't having her period before she left fairly explicitly, so probably will tonight.
>>222942498he made bare cash and ting
>Going to listen to jazz noir while reading a nightwatch Discworld book.
>>222942524i let my pug and chihuahua on the worktop and sometimes they fight on there
>>222942528
listening to belgian house and eating pringles
i get posts about 1 minute late because i got claude to write me an extension that scans images before unfiltering them in case they contain particular people like bradley walsh or alysa liu it's not ideal but at least i can filter out about 50% of images in every /brit/ thread
>>222942554well that’s him done>>222942516well that’s you done
>>222942422>how there seems to be some force that truly hates white people, whether spritual, temporal or both. I mean visciously hates whites and wants them eradicatedYou already know who.
>>222942377Look. They want you to look. if they ask what you're looking at just say you're admiring the view.
stephen merchant sticky arse
brexit means brexit
Strathcarnage Cannot Be Stopped
stupid busybody neighbours summoned me to come root through bins with herits tempting but i think id rather have a megawank
>>222942568so
>>222942583Isn't it ultimately demonic though
Ian understanding both sides to every argument
>>222942422grow up
how many chefs knives can you have without it being weird?
>>222942598lmao this one go through
>>222942606lmao why would they do that
>>222942409HE HAD A HALOTexas were a great band
>>222942598
>>222942606marry her then have sex with her
>>222942394ima kill homer, have sex with barts sister, kill her and then fuck his mom
release the pig
rorke's mum works at ALDI and his dad works at lidl
child
A child.
>>222942629if you actually use them it's not weird
>>222942606known for that ar eyou
>>222942548what was the story, are poor roobz having mental elves :'( it's not right
>>222942629You only need one, anything above 3 is concerning
>>222942639she thinks the binmen wont take away the landfill rubbish because there are bottles in there
>>222942615No, it's talmudic
aff oot
>>222942649well you can say what you want but it won't change my mind
Anyone else here wanked over that girl squirrel from the sword in the stone because you're so miserable and lonely and crave for a girl who'll love you unconditionally? No... M-me neither
>>222942548grim she needs a makeover
>>222942684don't come back you bent twat!
>>222942548she has a swarthy bf i’ve seen them irl
>>222942684>bulgestill would desu
got some glasses chains wearing them all the time now
>>222942684where are we going
>>222942692
posted the ugly trannies again award
still thinking about the fit zoomer lass barber rubbing her labia against my arm
bunch of gay ass niggas
>>222942670
>>222942695gok wan over here
>>222942564
>>222942717seen this image photoshopped next to a bbc so many times x
what the fuck?
>>222942729wow
>>222942692lola bunny in space jam for me
>>222942725srychn
>>222942692for me its the sexy wife from the goofy cartoons
Genuine question for Breaking Bad fans: does it get better? Because the first two seasons have been a real struggle. Every episode is the same story on repeat, and the characters are extremely unlikeable. Oh, another Walt & Jesse argument as they’re down on their luck.
omds
>>222942712um you found a pic of her
not gay but that arthur ferry lad is quite handsome
>>222942717girls with braids just scream bbc
>>222942755its reddit
>>222942699sure its not some gay lad she made friends with over knitting and teapots
>>222942755it does, better call saul is also better than the entirety of bb
>>222942742that’s gotta be a snoozer lowe is so boring
>>222942729Stunning
Feels like 1/3 of people are going down this path>around age 30>start balding>take finasteride / minoxidil>experience ED>take dick pills>realise physique is shit >take testosterone>hair starts falling off>get hair transplantthe amount of time and money and mental effort people are spending on physical enhancement is honestly depressing. think simpler times were better, you just expired gracefully.
>>222942755yes it gets better
>>222942742did bro ride a motorcycle to the interview whys his hair matted down
>>222942742I predicted this
>>222942733who would do such a thing
>>222942649seem them live. very good
>>222942791the berg
Just got in the shower after 5-a-side and this fell off my big toe haha
>>222942764she has a very active insta x
>>222942791would love to sleep next to that berg :)
>>222942742he's got the future pm on, you've got to have big hitters on the jre
open the fucking pubs
>>222942786didn’t look gay and they were holding hands this was a few weeks ago
>>222942830eat it
>>222942793Giving women access to high paid work caused this. They're no longer loyal to men like they used to be because they outearn men in large urban centers
>>222942793>you just expired gracefullypeople back in the day looked decades older than they actually were
>>222942830cor love a chew on that
>>222942793Remember doing this when I was 17 and seeing the picture and then becoming racist
>>222942791slappable tummy
Joe Rogan was good before he started rimming Peter Thiel
>>222942548>>222942722Why's she crying did her GCSE revision go wrong (at the age of 34?)?
might get a slurpee
>>222942830doxable footprint
>>222942386Why do people hate him? At the end of the day he fights on your side whether you agree with him or not. The billionaires certainly don't fight for you.
>>222942754um why is goody fat
>>222942866fuck no
>>222942851taking a single example as representative again is it rorke?
>>222942866UM
>>222942847oh fuck right off you boring cunt
>>222942851more like jimmy oldleather
Isn’t this like the third or fourth book that’s been on submission and soundly rejected?
>>222942892go look at your parents school photosguarantee they all looked haggard
>>222942864was he?
>>222942745this
>>222942864I was subbed in high school when he had 150k subsMind raping my own arse with dmt
>>222942793my dad was bald by my age. I dont know how I kept my hair considering the rest of me is falling to pieces and I'm fat alkie loser.
>>222942866hate when trannys have nails like thathow are they possibly supposed to finger my arse without perforating my colon
>>222942830Reporting right from reddit are we?
>>222942903don’t know mate i have a job so
>>222942903why does she look so old at 25
>>222942903why are you pretending you don't know the answernobody cares
>>222942927this creature is a harlot
>>222942915because it's genetic and not related to drinking. and you can't just look at your dad to know your lottery numbers. fucking spastics here
>>222942903dumb cunt needs to find a husband and have kids and focus on being a good wife and mother instead of playing author social media influencer girlboss or else shes going to be 40 working some soulless office job with no fulfillment to the delightment of da joos
Sir Gary, son of Steven
>2026>still no japanese gf
>>222942688love the dongs in Summer Sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uIFISklvXY
>>222942944actually, shes a lombax :)
LIVERPOOL
Nick is on Infowars
Like it or not, /brit/ is a Ruby general. She's very dear to our hearts.
>>222942954do you have a wife and kids?
In the sewer all alone
WHERES THE FUCKIN FOOTY
>>222942927she looks like she fucks human men
>>222942903Could just self publish on Amazon since she has a following to begin withThen again that would mean people actually read what she writes and this BITCH would get EXPOSED
>>222942978keeping this thing in my house and watching it suffer daily
>>222942985yes, kid (singular)
>>222942987AT THE END OF YOUR LEGGY
remember thinking the pitt was really good when i first watched ittried rewatching it and bored out of my skull
>>222942927corbut she doesnt hold a candle to the big k x
>>222942969Clegg?
>>222943014would top myself if my dad was an autistic retard grown man who rants about women on 4chan ngl
Not to toot my own horn but my kier impression was fire
got the air conditioning on in my smelly incel roomnice and chilly
Nothing to watch on the 'tube
>>222942954she could do both. She seems liek she'd be one of those old fashioned housewife larpers on youtube>Cuthbert and Ethel are getting the leftover bacon stew for their packed lunch and some apples we found on our evening stroll last night
>>222943072Celina101101
>>222942969and alex is interrupting him no doubt
>>222943046would shag her in half
Honestly don't get the point of becoming a family man. They all just fucking undermine you and are a constant drain from happiness and achieving something
>>222943055
>>222942998>“On the way out, I give the man with the broken arm my condolences and say that I hope that he recovers quickly and painlessly. His smile makes me glad to have said it.”― Ruby Granger, Erimentha Parker's To Do List: A Bullying Story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammon_(insult)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammon_(meat)curious
>>222943093but there is always appeal in becoming a family guy
might start larping as a decent person
>>222943097OH MY DAYS
ruby grangler
cock is in AGONY
>>222943055you keep wondering why women dont like you despite you being so nice to them huh>>222943074hmm yeah the gf watches these sort of homesteading channels too
>>222943097Fucking bitch.
>>222943072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHi479xN_po
HOMER LET THE BARTS OUT
rhubarb and granger for tea
>>222943097>condolencesHis arm is broken, he's not dead>quickly and painlesslyIt's a broken arm, there's going to be painBITCH
>>222943136ever shag her up the arse?
starting to find ruby granger very very fuckablebetween her arse pic and familiarity due to constant spamming she has really grown on me
not sure when to start cooking
new chatpile ablum soon
>>222943136>i-i'll just call him a virgin or whatever that'll show himconcession accepted xplease grow and change as a person for your child's sake
give it a rest spaino
not sure when to start drinking
The mogged
>>222943168i know he likes doughnuts
Peter Griffin is very unkind to Megatron
remember when my mum would sexually harass my sister until she cried and now shes an unemployed anorexic who doesnt go out
Being raped gay style
owner of a lonely fart
suffering from a headache again
What the fuck is going on in the UK lads
homer of a lonely bartmuch better than ahomer of a broken bart
>>222943197thx for the acceptanceremeber to always respect women that is how you get a gf
>>222943178here you go mate should sort you out: >>222943210
>>222943212
>>222943236idk I never leave the house
>>222943260fat cunt
>>222943236farage losing to a bin lol
>>222943215:/she slap her bum and that or was it like commenting on her bum and that
how do you not get steaming at the weekend
>>222943298dont consume alcohol. simple as.
>>222943236Our glorious prime minister was removed by the evil Bum Harmer
>>222943242it may shock you to learn that women tend to like it when you are nice to themno wonder your wife left you
>>222943236it's all kicking off mate. big style
>>222943260
>>222943192ktim
don't like when people come in here and ask about politics because i don't know anything about politics
>>222943298get steaming at work
>>222943320why is ai the most boring person you know
>>222943332dont worry about it kitten
>>222943333once did a shift on new years day while still pissed, was quite fun
>>222943273who, me?
>34C tomorrowMy lift toil... simply can't do it in such heat
>>222943290commenting on her boobs and groping her bum and her being fatter than my sister but they were both thin anyway
is it possible to shit as long as your entire intestines or do you think no?
>>222943362breedable little sprite
Massive fuck off failure I am. Completely arsed my life up. 29 years old.
>>222943314and always remember to politely ask for sex they love tha
bet ruby would cry during sex
Considering posting my 6" girth again
shit pig now
great message sent out by the public transport ministry today
gays organizing gay sex events and doing gay sex en masse
anyone ever seen one of those people that goes to the gym but doesn't look particularly fit? what's going on with that sort of person?
How long do you boil an egg
>>222943341I understand where you're coming from, and you're not alone in feeling like this. AI can come across as boring because it attempts to provide a response to mimic all people rather than have an individual personality of it's own. This can make it seem like it is boring as it is trying to appeal to all rather than appeal to you personal preferences in a conversational partner.
>>222943382
>>22294341517 hours for proper hard boiled
>>22294341515 minutes in the air fryer
>>222943314was nothing but nice to the toilfu and she still hasn't shagged me yet
never get fat lads
>>222943415how long is a piece of string
>>222943406raped braking is it?
>>222943382yes we went over this earlier didn’t we
>>2229434157 mins for a medium/big egg for a runny yolk
>>222943383omds you are so divorced its unrealbet your facebook wall is full of mgtow content
I can't go for that
>>222943455we've all been there
>>222943457Thank u for the serious reply
>>222943446bosh
>>222943446Bro was so high t he looked 30 at 18
>>222943442are you short/fat/ugly/awkward/boring
my mum sends me instagram reels of disabled and deformed people
>>222942524We know you don't eat pussy, no need to self report
>>222943456We briefly touched on it yeah
>>222943501ok but did you know that *I* have never eaten pussy either
>>222943477Np, after it's done put in cold water with ice to stop the cooking
>>222943498shrieking
>>222943497maybe a bit awkward but that's it
>>222943043What a day
>>222943497i'm shy
lowe is literally endorsing the great replacement theory on joe rogan and rorke will still think he's too soft
>>222943533mikai like makoto
>>222943415>>2229434577 mins ain't right bro4:30 for runny5:30 for mid6:30 for hard boiledprovided you put the egg in after the water is boiling. also this is for big eggs. medium/small eggs subtract 45 seconds
the racist man said something racist did he
>>222943463never married but planning on it (my gf is the mother of my son much to your chagrin)
>>222943557>>222943557
>>222943519I'm mindbroken by the revelation
>>222943564
>>222943533Can't believe it's misono mika day at last
>>222943498ktim
POW POWQuickdraw strikes
>>222943569SCREAMINGyour trad family, sir:
>>222943573rest in piss thread maker
janny it was 2 posts early fucking hell
hairy arse or shaved arse?
>>222943498nice to watch home videos of your family together
cmon janny
>>222943546I do my small eggs for 6,20 on a medium boil b7t you might be right because I always put at least 5 eggs which lowers the temptSo if it's one egg it's gonna be quicker you are rightEgg lad I might be wrong!
non early new>>222939544>>222939544
woman with large breasts
>>222943541Snapping candid pics of makoto pandering ibuki
Rupert just said our guns were banned because of “one murder up in dunblane” oof
>>222943639is not new
microwave boiled eggs it's quicker
New>>222943662
>>222943577silly picture
>>222943659unsubscribe
quickdraw janny
>>222943685sorry
sc
hhahahahahahaha get fucked you old witch
Eagle Eye Janny on the prowl
hes blown his top
>>222940828>>222940828
OH JANNY BOY
is the newcastle meme over?
what the fuck jannard
dock the janitor's pay
Is it really that difficult to just post a new thread at 310
>>222943782>>222943782>>222943782
it was a political edition
wheres the facking new
>>222943765They stuck with Howe so maybe
