ITT: /int/ in 1784
just invented pizza AMA
just invented greek people AMA
>>222941291why would you do that??
>>222941202my wealthy cousin Samuel traveled to Rome recently. he was appalled at the squalor and filth of the Jewish ghetto there. suppose that serves them right for deicide though.
Dying AMA
Slaves for sale! Slaves for sale!
I guess our ventures down on the continent are over, but at least we will keep Finland forever
>>222941336Rome is a dump, he should come to Naples instead
We didn't even want to colonize the americas anyways, that place sucks. Can't imagine it will ever be a relevant continent
We won the war and broke free from King George, but now we barely have a functional government. The states do as they please and Congress is powerless to stop them. We haven't even diplomatic relations with Europe as they mockingly tell us they would need to send 13 ambassadors instead of one.
>>222941336it was a tradition that every Easter the head rabbi of Rome would have to kneel in front of the Arch of Titus and be kicked in the butt
>>222941336weeks of being cooped up on a boat with seasickness and salted beef for food doesn't sound like my idea of a good time
Anons, do I pledge myself to China or to Russia?
>>222941408sure is true massuh! them Kings left and now we's in a bad place, right massuh?
Ahem. Congress reports that they received not a shilling of tax revenue from New York the past year. How can a government function without revenue?
>>222941483Russia is bigger and therefore stronger, there is no doubt in my mind they are the correct choice
>>222941390>tfThe smell of things to come...
>>222941540Make us, Al.
>>222941596I will take this advice depending on the city-state you are from.
The slave mart in Charleston is selling a fine African wench aged about Seventeen years, in excellent form for breeding future field hands. Price: 1,500 shillings.
>>222941757City-state? I am from the Kingdom of Naples
>>222941152/int/ in 2042
Não sei ler nem falar inglês
>>222941152The gates of hell opened last year. Still they spew fire and ash, and the pale blue brimstone that kills any living thing who breathes it, slowly and painfully. Mile by mile it crawls across the island. The Danes have closed the ports. We are stuck. Please send help
Meanwhile in Greece and the Balkans...
we don't wish to be part of either New York or New Hampshire. dammit, leave us alone already.
>>222941475>>222941408now that we are no longer their countrymen we also have to pay duties on anything we import from England
genocide Delawareans
>>222942857The government as it is is worthless. The states act as independent nations and some are threatening war with their neighbors over disputed borders and such. We need a stronger government that actually functions.
RIP Haym, the little Israelite who sacrificed all he had so the Continental Army would have enough powder and shot.
>>222941152It sure is a grim reality
>>222943264>tfBut that's every year ever there.
>>222941152Amazonian girl took me to swim in the river with her
there will be a reckoning, you rebel bastards... remember that.
Britain holds new elections this year. The conciliatory Whig government which signed the peace treaty with the US is replaced by a Tory government that adopts a more anti-American attitude. British warships and forts are kept on the Canadian border and London continues arming Indians to block US settlement of the West.
Just fucked some Indian pussy, AMA ou algo.
>>222944994Given enough time we shall have more people than you and rule this continent from sea to sea.
>>222941812this barbarous practice of slavery was abolished in Massachusetts last year
Settling the wilderness of Tennessee is perilous. The savages are in the woods ready to scalp any white man who wanders too close.
>>222945154Yeah right, and one day we'll stop being Europe's top dog lol. Good luck ameribro :)
Another merchant vessel held seized by the Mohammedan pirates for nonpayment of a ransom, alas. The crews surely taken into slavery, made to dress in women's clothes, and commit unnatural and bestial acts with the dey.
>>222945154utterly laughable, your anarchic rabble will collapse in a few years and you'll be begging to become royal subjects again. then this republican fad will be dead forever
>>222945026they also banned American merchant vessels from the British Caribbean islands and this ban was not lifted until Andrew Jackson was president
>>222941152autonomy ain't free. the tree of liberty gotta be littered with the blood of arvanites. Mihail DRACU Șuțu aka the phanariote shithead is not my prince. he is a greek secret agent sent by turks and probably homosexual as well. hope those austrians and russians won't start another war here but they will surely free us from the cockroaches. Praise Ииcyc!
>>222941152Life is bleak here. I sure do hope it's not going to be like that forever
>>222941152General Kościuszko came back from helping the US gain back its independence, I wonder what other independence movements he's gonna be involved in...Also, they sent a fucking balloon flying in Kraków.
>>222947773Forgot the print, damn it.
>>222941152>Africa Soul
the last days in Europe before the French Revolution. there is a general shift back towards more conservative values and the fedora tipping and hedonism of 30 years earlier has gone out of style.
>>222947518>Life is bleak here. I sure do hope it's not going to be like that foreverGet drafted into the Russian army for the next war with the Turks?
I live in a cosy village and go to cosy church every Sunday
Half my town died of yellow fever last month. This is no doubt the Almighty's wrath at the gambling den at the edge of town.
>>222945026cambridge and oxford universities used to have their own mps and I'm pretty sure couple of others has ones too like edinburgh uni and extremely low pop mp seat areas where you could basically buy the spot in parliment
>>222948053>let me tell you about your kingdomwhy are british colonists like this?
>>222941152Getting ready to start a revolution
Those pesky Swedes are up to something, I can just feel it.
>>222941152We're open for business, Italians not allowed>>222941347If I guess what illness you're dying to do I get to keep your horse?
>>222945026Spain also trying to bribe settlers in the southwest into seceding.
>With Britain now a foreign nation, American merchant ships were expected to pay the same import/export duties to them they would for any other country. Now free to do business with anywhere in the world, American merchantmen did so and made voyages to the Baltic, Mediterranean, and all the way to East Asia. London was unfriendly to her former colonies, continuing to arm the Canadian border and arming Indian tribes out west. Even the former allies France and Spain became unfriendly. The French had allied with the Patriot cause primarily to avenge their defeat in the Seven Years War and with the idea of creating a weak United States that would contain British expansionism in North America, but would not be strong enough to be a power of its own. Spanish agents coming up from Florida attempted to foment secession plots in the southwestern territories.
Yellow fever season, time to get out of Philadelphia and head to the countryside again.
