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>>222947791Fard Mohammed was actually a jeet believe it or not
>>222947754Good evening, saar
>>222947827He did the needful
>>222947823Wallace Farded and Shidded Muhammad
What about Brohammed and he’s a Sikh
>>222947827where's the proof?
>>222947846>Mohammed bin Urinal, storied pervert of Najaz
>>222947861Stinks are poo tier
How about David Foster Wallace Fard Muhammad
>>222947866Alhamdulillah>>222947890LOL
What are we doing this evening lads? This week is flying by
Clap clap clap that ass bitch
Too many canacucks itt
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>>222947904I am not starting my new job until Monday so I am camping tonight and tomorrowFeels good to have had 2 weeks of neetdom
>>222947890based Brazil de-chudifying and giving their kid a shot at normalcy
>>222947890Education in most of Brazil is learning how to rob tourists
i was joking canaducks
Door dash is trying to make me a gooner
>>222947890
Shall be going to Toronto to fuck some men in September. Where go?
>>222948015
>>222947928>he raped people>took a vow of celibacy and passedso which one is it?
>>222947880Redditjeet wont like this post
>>222948010lol
FUCK I BOUGHT COKE ZERO INSTEAD OF REGULAR COKE
>>222948034Sleeping naked in a bed with a child to test whether one can restrain one’s pedophilic impulses is utterly insane behaviour, regardless of the result
>>222947928>Ghandi the morning after a „ test „
>>222948034You don't see a problem with sleeping in bed with naked young underage women?
>>222948078its a problem but it's not rape. It's sexual assault.
boring niggasi'm out
Thank you bulgarians
>>222948109So you admit that Gandhi was a pedophile?
gandhi despised black africans. his english newspaper in india was like /pol/
>>222947937Based. Sounds nice. Take some cool pics and share them with us
>>222948149your pic just says "attractive young women". It doesnt mention kids
>>222948170He lived in South Africa the white people their thought of him and other Indians as black
>SkyrimSE.exe loaded
>>222948197no excuse for his racism against black africans
how do you become better at drinking beer fast, i drink so slow man
It is a SOVLFUL restaurant
>>222948244Guzzle cum.
>>222948244
Wallace Fard Mohammed was Pakistani
>>222948278There's a theory that he originally came to Ohio as a tamale vendor. Weirdly enough most tamale vendors in that part of the country where he resided were of Jeet origin
>>222948278And a lot of people in his inner circle were Indian muslims. Timmy and Tyrone got scammed lmao
spent my birthday yesterday alone in my room and today i’m in the hospital
>>222948244it’s all mentaljust think of words like “guzzle” and “quaff”
>>222948303liver poisoning?
>>222948301>picFunny if true
>>222948331It is. He was described as being not necessarily black but of bronze skin which is a polite way of saying that he was Jeet brown
>>222948303Happy belated
Mormons are openly tritheistic i dont think they should be considered christiansAlso curious how they hide the more schizophrenic beliefs like degrees of glory and cycle of creation from the public and just present themselves as normal christians
>>222948303happy bday. i hope you get better soon, champ. xo
>>222948391How about Normons and their prophet is Norm MacDonald
>>222948303get better and start thriving already!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have any of ever had to back up a trailer?like a boat trailer, or camper?it's not fucking easy or fun
>>222948418i’ve had to back up a semi trailer. apparently it’s easier than backing a boat
>>222948418It can be annoying especially in a tight space until you get used to it. I'm a CDL so iktf
Accidentally drank too much ):
>>222948434wow, maybe because it is longerhow'd it go?>>222948461I had to deliver a job trailer (short) one time on a two lane road to a guys house, and he had ditches on both sides of the driveway, I had cars waiting for me as I tried. I lucked out and got it right, but I was so nervous.
>>222948475>Accidentally
>>>/tv/221627712Made one
>>222947823The most ethnically ambiguous man in history
>>222948482LOLGlad you had the good outcome of having people watching and waiting for youI've been in that scenario before and haven't always nailed it, especially starting out
>>222948482it was hard for me because i’m retarded and suck at driving, i struggle to even back my regular sedan into the target parking lot. but on paper it’s straightforward, just turn towards the problem
Goddammit he almost did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8TLfThhTI
>>222948513>>222948529I want a small boat, and I'm scared to drive with a trailer, so maybe I'll just get a kayak that I can put on roof racks.
button gwinnett sex pics xxx
pooing exigduated
i like the hospital actually i’m being mothered by a middling attractive woman and i get free pizza
>>222948564The roof racks are sweetI got malone aero crossbars and a carrier that can hold either one or two kayaksWorks great for one (haven't tried 2 yet) and not much extra highway noiseIf you have a sedan it'll be super easy, it is a bit of a stretch to get it on the van
>>222948608Why tf are you in the hospital
excellent book this
>>222948501i'm gonna pledge myself to visit this in San Diego before it closes for good. I really can't cope with the idea of never boarding the HMS Surprise
Your dick is the best I ever had. I can't stop thinking about it. I need it in my mouth
went to my granddad's funeral today and heard a bunch of stories about him and my grandmothermy genetic lineage seems to be an experiment to hyper-concentrate bpd women with autistic men to produce emotionally alien human beingsit was over before it even began
Any of you ever watch this? It was pretty good until the woman got a prominent role (many such cases).
>>222948654I like red dwarf a lot even though it is cornier than my shit on the 5th of july
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqSpgRLv-N0
>>222948300>>222948361There are many theories to his origins but the Indian subcontinent one is the strongest because of the presence of more desi people in his inner circle and he apparently seethed at Hinduism a lot even though it wasn't relevant in America at the time
they really said dey no di wey
>>222948644you just need to find a bpd woman and figure out how ol' gramps did it. the formula has clearly been proven to work time and time again, or you wouldn't exist
>>222948675I also like sweetcorn a lot, and popcorn for that matter.Pecan pie is the best American food though. Pumpkin pie is absolutely rancid.
>>222948197Wrong Indians were colored which was distinct from black in South Africa and closer to white in terms of social position
>>222948618coolI don't have far to go ( 1 mile ), so a blanket on my roof and rope might actually work
>>222948626severe dehydration and syncope
>>222948644every time I go to a family event I see that I'm the biggest loser of the entire family
>>222948644in theory most foids can get over bpd if they're married for 16+ yearsbut that's also some shit I heard from some random video
>>222948717.
>>222948745>visit family for the 4th>they all ask me what I've done since the last time we all met up>"just working and exploring the city">can see the disappointment in their faces
>>222948725They make little foam blocks that cradle the hull, they are cheap, those with ratchet straps would be fine on a sedan
>>222948764That’s right nigger don’t you ever forget I have the pass
>>222948745iktf bro family reunions are psychic torture. my family are all dysfunctional freaks its very embarrassing to be life mogged by them
ngl remembering that polands flag is red on the bottom because they’re butthurt has been a very useful mnemonic to help this simple minded american distinguish between poles and indogs
>>222948745when i last visited momberg i showed her a rendering application i made (turns videos and images into ascii) and she was amazed by it because she had never seen ascii in color before
Reading By This Axe I Rule!
might cop
>>222948955My mom wouldn't even know what that is. Any time I show someone in my family basic computer competence they treat it like sorcery
i want to be xi jinping when i grow up
>>222948953they are the best country in Europe right now, and I hope they stay that way
>>222949035the russians are supposed to bomb them soon
I like a breeze around my privates
>>222948994sorcery is cool and im tired of pretending it's not. if that makes one a big loser then i'll be the biggest loser there is. loser solidarity
will the suffering ever end
>>222948955the education system really fucked up with how it didn't incorporate math with computers sooner, if they even did that. I remember taking a typing class in middle school and it seems like such a waste of time resources in hindsight. A whole classroom of pretty decent apple computers dedicated to learning how to use a typewriter in 2009
>>222948183I'm at a campground and not backpacking so there isn't anything exciting here really. Tomorrow I'll go to the trails and be on the water so maybe I can then
>>222949162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRwEdtDLExI
>>222949140I think it's much better nowadays, but I remember trying all of the computer classes growing up and they were ALL useless, exactly how you described it>type at 30 wpm>edit a photo in photoshopit was like schools were still in the "internet is a fad hobby" phase
>>222949119yeah dumbfuck retard it does end. what a stupid question fuck you
>>222949211seems too good to be true
Tites are on the top and mites are on the bottom
>>222949227because stalactites have to hold on tite
Anybody here have generic white people names?
>>222949246My name is Robert Paulsen
>>222949246I saw a guy named Radeon Titsworth today
>>222949246Maybe
>>222949246i do
>>222949246yes, and I'm not white
how do i get an irish woman? i need an irish wife.
>>222949315is your name Brian?
>>222949356no, but I know Bryan who is not white
Mom got me ps + gonna play some bloodborne and gta online
Life if but a drop in the bucket. Even if you leave a ripple, someone else's will cancel out everything you did because they think it's better to turn your country in a thirdworld shithole than to just stay in their own shithole.
some nibba from indochina just been sentenced to death for taking 325 million in bribessurely thats a world recordits actually kind of insanelike why not take enuff bribes you need den like at sum point sayive had a gud rungot enuff to see me off. dont need any more. lets call it a day.325 milliongreed is insane
>>222949378you need to boycott PS due to them not making physical discs anymore
>>222949394pocket money in today’s economy
>>222948745corr diss kittington is me
a day without depression, mostly
>>222949397I've been digital only since 2016 nigga
>>222949404how do i get a redhead wife?
>>222949411phwoar strong 5/10 dissbig downgrading due to feetcant be daein dealin wiv feetnot fer melike i do like occasional foot if its relly hgood lookingbut like 99% time its a hard no
>mama's boy>leech>doesnt value physicalVERY cringe
when’s the last time you drank a pink lemonade
>>222949237or they mite fall down
>>222949445about 10 years ago, it was really good, no idea why I have not drank it since then
>>222949441You want physical copies of modern slop?
>>222949434fixed>>222949445too long. used to, like 20 years ago, would get a pink lemonade at the mexican place i lived by.
By the time we rolled into Costco for the box social, it already felt like the whole state had decided to shop at once. The parking lot was a demolition derby of minivans, carts, and one heroic grandmother backing out like she was escaping a heist. Inside, it was pure American chaos: sampling stations, bulk bread towers, and people moving with the determined speed of folks who knew they’d be “in and out” for the last two hours.We got in line behind a couple of Costco guys in matching polos who looked like they’d seen it all and were still somehow underpaid for the experience. One of them gave us that dead-eyed, thousand-yard-stare of a retail veteran, the kind that says, “I’ve got bigger fish to fry, buddy.” We were trying to assemble a respectable box social spread, but every time we grabbed something, somebody else swooped in like a hawk on a french fry.The cart filled up fast: rotisserie chicken, chips the size of couch cushions, a suspiciously cheerful salad, and enough dessert to put everybody into a food coma by 8 p.m. The whole time, people were bumping carts, cutting in line, and muttering all the classic American lines—“It is what it is,” “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch,” and “We’re here now, might as well make a day of it.” At one point somebody let out a fart that could’ve cleared a church basement, and the poor soul behind them muttered something about sharting that made everyone pretend not to hear while absolutely hearing it.Still, somehow, we got it done. By the end, we were tired, overcaffeinated, and weirdly proud, like we’d won the Super Bowl of bulk shopping. We left Costco with sore arms, lighter wallets, and the deep, patriotic satisfaction of having suffered through it like real Americans.
>>222949485At that point the whole box social had turned into a civic ritual: buy too much, spend too much, and pretend the mountain of processed snacks was a community tradition instead of a hostage situation. Costco was less a store than a cathedral of American consumerism, where everyone wandered the aisles like pilgrims seeking salvation in a 48-pack. We didn’t need half of what we loaded into the cart, but that’s the dream, isn’t it? More is always better, until you’re standing in line holding twelve pounds of cheese and reconsidering every choice you’ve ever made.The jokes kept rolling, because that’s how Americans survive the excess: with a grin, a shrug, and a digestive tract on the brink. Somebody said they were “feeling a little off,” which in polite society means the storm had already started. Another guy blamed “the dog,” though no dog on earth could produce what was happening in that checkout queue. It was farting, sharting, and denial all the way down—our national anthem, really. We’ve built a country on jumbo portions, impulse buys, and the firm belief that if you eat enough chili and ignore the warning signs, the body will simply file a complaint later.By the time we got home, the box social supplies looked less like a meal and more like evidence. But that’s America: buy in bulk, regret in bulk, and keep one hand on your wallet and the other on your backside, just in case.
not reading a word of that
that's an absurd amount of text
>>222949413yes but you need to join everyone in solidarity to show that this is not ok
>>222949526>>222949531Then you’re really in the spirit of it: loud, overfed, and one bad burrito away from a full patriotic sharting incident, with farting in the checkout line like it’s a national pastime.
Apparently war is back on. Why can't Trump do anything right?
>>222949552Apparently war is back on, the economy’s getting squeezed, and Trump still can’t keep the Costco-sized chaos contained—just big promises, higher costs, and a whole lot of farting and sharting energy.
>>222949552pipe down libcuck, we've won the war 47 times
>>222949552don’t let me catch you distrusting the plan around here again
>>222949411are those your legs anon...
>>222949552maybe he has big stakes in lockheed
Amazing how USA spends almost 1 trillion per year on the military and the people don't care
>>222947904Tried my best not to cry at work.
Can you tell me some american idioms I can use in daily conversation to sound more like a native?
>>222949590anyone who has an issue can just join up and get their slice of the pie
>>222949590should be more $
>>222949478actually reminds me of some of catyanks kittingtonshires. similar facial expression
What are our thoughts on this? https://youtube.com/shorts/TZi_-WIxq1w
>>222949485reads like your average sally rooney novella
>>222949602they like to say that "(thing) is as american as apple pie".
Dinner will be chicken patties with white beans and steamed carrots. Taking advice to get more protein
>>222949552they have a 4 year old as head of state
>>222949622>political commentary by chudsnot watching
>>222949625Do you recommend reading her books?
>>222949602monkey fucking a football
>>222949602slide me some skin jack
>>222949630Don't forget to drink a soda or your food won't digest.
>>222949602not sure if it is an idiom, but i like 'flip a bitch' for a u-turn
>>222949640yes they are very readable
>>222949650 cookingwithjack is so based i want him to berate me for being a vegan europoor gay twink while he shoves fistful of meats in his mouth while brapping
>>222949639Elbows up bro
nothing is ever my fault
>>222949639Can't stand this trend, just play the fucking video nobody wants to see your retarded face or listen to your reaction
2 weeks on the job already developed the reputation as the incel that never talks
>>222949668
>>222949700 I want jack scalfani from cooking with jack to sit on me with his big american brapper while he shoves slop into his mouth and berates me for being a gay vegan eurotwink. His braps must be the most potent of all american braphogs
>>222949622I should've became a podcast chud in 2020
>>222949699how do they know youre an incel
Im a digital only on legitimate physical hardware. Love me 3ds and PS Vita but I would never ever buy a physical game for either
>>222949700
>>222949699My record is like 2 days (only lasted 4 days there)
>>222949746WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR DINNER?
>>222947791whos this
>>222949724it can be safely assumed from my physical appearance and body language
>>222949699They're intimidated because youre calm cool and collected on the surface, but wearing a maid skirt and fishnets being held by a garter belt the day after you waxed your legs so you're feeling like a baddie and can't wait to to have your dommy mommy ram your lubed up bussy with her vribatothrustobelt all night while your gf watches
I'm back beaches
Sometimes there are canadians
>>222949762What do you look like or dress like?
A musk kink is based
>>222949783Tell me more
epstein finally died
i hate women
Im freaking art hos like fELON
thoughts on the faces of /int/ threads?
briefly volunteered at catholic charities, in the donation receiving and sorting area, and quickly learned my fellow volunteers were mostly there because of court orders.some urban fellow kind of started joking like he thought i was a future mass shooter or whatever, messing with me, i quit soon after. words.
>>222949796Smelling someone's armpit is the peak of foreplay
>>222949821a pack of fatties at the old gig i got hired for clowned me for "walking too fast" and joked that i was a tweaker.
>>222949781you can search “you ever just sit in your truck” on desu to see images of my face
>>222949862Are you?
yo lil donnie i just took a neon orange piss remind you of anyone?
>>222949821where I used to work the people outside my department started calling me an npc because I never talked to them kek
>>222949884No
Pretty sure Epstein is still alive and fled to israel. He had his friends fake his death so the could get him out of prison.
I'll never forget that day
My car is low on oil. Thanks Trump!
>>222949862My stoner gf had a melty not long ago because some girls said that about her
i hate christmas
>>222949917obviously. The security cameras "weren't working" and then they (((found))) the missing minute when he suddenly died? the epstein files even said "we swapped the body for a bodybag full of papers to fool security"
can't find jawb
32 is too old to get your shit together
>>222949975If you have other people to tell you "its too late" then it is.
>>222949917Post hands
How many times have you made friends with the prettiest girl in class?
>>222949992t. einstein
>>222950007it never happened
>>222949967
Angelina Ballerina
>>222950007that sounds like some homosexual activity
>making friends with girls
I need onion rings, about four glasses of old style and Stp on the radio thank you
lol what a dumbass
>making friends
penis status: lea
>>222950088this tbqh
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?Yeah, buddy, that's his own hairThat little faggot got his own jet airplaneThat little faggot, he's a millionaire
>>222950007never. but when i briefly went to community college, during 1 semester i made friends with a pretty girl from england, and a pretty costa rican girl. no idea how. my youthfulness, then, counteracted my mentally ill creepiness. probably the happiest time in my horrible life, going to community college that semester, and getting to chat with a couple of attractive girls before and after class.
the amount of carbon in the atmosphere is relatively infinitesimal compared to all the other gases. No fucking shit that a planet orbiting a huge fucking star heats up
Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham. Jet black.
i have to admit something embarassing... i've been using AI to make /cum/ posts for years now. i almost never post any thoughts of my own, just what chatgpt tells me to post. i'm sick in the head. the guilt has been eating me up inside.
>>222950073Most of your friends SHOULD be other men, but having zero women in your friend group is just missing out on the perks and dare I say, almost as fruity as only having female friends.>they will socialize you if you are an unsocialized chud>get a free normie experience demo when you go out on the nightlife with women in your group>T&A on display for friends, respectful glances accepted>and sometimes friends with benefits>connections to their social circles, which are full of other women>those women already have your friend's "not a serial killer" seal of approvalIf you're straight and have any desire to come off as a normal functioning human being you're not complaining about any of this
>>222950120yeah your mother's fart gas makes up most of it
>>222950175absolutely zogged the fuck out
>>222950175not reading this btw
i’m a stone cold intellectual like isaac newton and all my “friends” (or peers as i prefer to call them) are scientists and poets
You could post something like:"Hey fellow redditors, Hyuck Hyuck."Try that out and see if you get any responses.
Only homosexuals hate women
Every man needs a couple good female friends who can take a punch
>>222950208really low IQ people hate women, and really high IQ people hate women. only midwits like women.
absolutely FAMISHED
Is Mississippi Burning any good?
>>222950175what a retarded set of hoops to jump through, I may as well stay a creep
You say you can't get a job and yet you won't work on the oil rig...
>>222950232i thought so
>>222950232great movie, never saw it though
>>222950235I have a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>222950235They ghosted me
>>222950175This is such a terminally online way to look at friendships. You don't seem interested in actually being friends with women—you just see them as a way to get status, hookups, attention, and introductions to more women. That's not being social, that's treating people like networking tools.The funniest part is acting like everyone else is the maladjusted one while writing a whole post that reduces friendships to "what can I get out of this?" If you need to optimize your social life like it's a strategy game, you're the chud.Normal people make friends because they enjoy spending time together, not because they're calculating the romantic or social return on investment. The fact that you can't separate friendship from personal gain says way more about you than it does about anyone you're criticizing.Stop projecting, chud.
>WE BELIEVE THE SAME THING BUT I BELIEVE IT BECAUSE I HAVE 145 GORILLION IQ AND YOU BELIEVE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE BANGING POTS AND PANS RETARDEDthe midwit meme is outdated, was always stupid and should die
>>222950253
>>222950265lol that’s him done
>>222950265raped that freak
Did you guys hear about that murder of that poor teenager in Mississippi?
I feel I'm getting weaker while Charlie is getting stronger in the junglehttps://youtu.be/2EdLasOrG6c
>>222950278no. sounds hilarious, tell me more
missy pissy
>>222950253i agree, but because its reddit
>>222950278Sometimes if you goon too much that happens
Canadians! Name three positive things Mark Carney has done. No Google.
here’s a foolproof opener you guys can tryyou: what’s up dudeher: erm don’t call me dude (or some variation thereof)you: oh my bad. what’s up hole
>>222950284Nolan Wells went to an island to party with a few friends. His body was found drowned. It feels like his friends murdered and drowned him before coming back claiming they didn't see him.
Ya want a beer or no?
I want to go to a gym with two scimitars, leave them at the door and benchpress untill i pass out out wearing nothing but a turban and banana jocks
>>222950317>erm don’t call me dude
>>222950351Having weights fall on my neck and crack my neck me in full larpwear would be peak aura
>>222950300>exploring the arctic for oil>restoring a mansion>not genociding the frenchoh wait im not canadian nvm
>>222950317I think that would genuinely work if i didn't chud out repeatedly with my writings on the community boardThey already know who i am, i am surrounded by women and they remember my name but i don't remember theirs.
>>222950249My true honest feelings is that I did not need to be convinced to befriend some women I met because I valued spending time with them for reasons that do not involve worldly benefit. But if you're replying to someone who posted ">making friends with girls", listing more objective benefits seemed to me like it would've been more convincing. We all want to be socialized with because we have awesome amazing charismatic personalities, we all will be socialized with to some degree because there are networking benefits to do so. That's just part of the human condition.
>>222950374>>Not genociding the French Explain to me how that's good
bible niggas really hated having their taxes collected
any women in here
my neighbors dog is racist loleverytime some brown person goes durka durka bababababa outside it starts barking lmao
I haven't had my hole pounded at all yet this summer (｡•́︿•̀｡)
there are women amongus
need my hole sounded
now spinning
>>222950423me neither come to think of it
remember spinny? whatever happened there
>>222950474got an abusechad boyfriend and forgot all about us orbiters
simps*
In normalfag friend groups that have both genders, the females have all the power. The males are servile cucks who do everything for them.
>>222947791There's legit like 3-4 pictures of this guy in existence too, 2 of them being his mug shots.
>>222950474The homosexuals bullied her out because they felt womb envy.
>>222950503how would you know what normalfag friend groups are like
Need one more trophy to platinum bloodborne this moment has been 11 years in the making
>>222950503That's the most common dynamic but there's also the one where the female is an awkward 3rd wheel trying too hard to be a bro to fit in with the men
kill all simps
lame thing about being dead, not being able to enjoy being dead
>trophies
i simp for bjork
>>222950489Trvke
>>222950531Like the friend group in Obsession before the supernatural stuff begins. I have seen that dynamic in real life too.
Investing in west african startups is the move to make. They can only go up, it's like penny stocks but not a scam
>>222950544She can be cute but some pictures make her look like she has down syndrome
>>222950544this is a slippery slope
/cum/ming by the fire
investing in m.a.i.d. companies
>>222950558About 15 years ago everyone was predicting Nigeria as a future middle power and the dominant regional country. Instead they went backwards to more ooga booga endemic conflict and economy in shambles.
>>222950537You're a homosexual.
>>222950581you are a pathetic doormat
>>222949821phwoooooaaarexcellent kittingtonshirelight 8/10
>>222950576propa funny shaped ed diss kittington
>>222950544too old
Turks are white
the thread is at bump limit no one will ever know that my penis is shamefully small
>>222950657muslims arent white
>>222950657Only their Soap Opera actors
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