rorkes nightmare edition
just realised my parents will be in their 70s next year. fuaark
Am I still invited to the rorke meetings if I get in a relationship with a black girl
>no football tonightwell that's the suicide scheduled
blue eyes red lips and yellow teeth so ive got all the primary colours sorted on my face
I take over Spain x
*does this*
can't remember what being cold feels like
aff tae bed
this is how you remind me of what i really am
>>222948250>The owners of the field, who charge fees for vehicles, said the closure was due to a "changing business environment", and the decision comes following complaints of anti-social behaviour, littering and illegal parking and barbecue use in the area.Shocker
Be prepared Spain xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsZdDDQ8b0
A a big FAT cock in MY arse?!yh alri go on then
>>222948408why's he done that then
nth for the baddiedem
>>222948352
>London - NYC>Manchester - LA>Birmingham - Detroitbut what is the British equivalent of Chicago?
>>222948402when? x
>>222948484how small are her balls
>>222948427night night x
>>222948464pedodem*
>>222948364yes
fuck hipsters
>>222948427Mad how so many people complain about mental eleves when the vast majority of people have just lived flat pack lives with little to no tragedy or struggle. Absolute bunch of lemons they are.
two words: towelhead. fanny.
>>222948478thats actually quite cool
>>222948464ok this needs flipping
>>222948478thought that was ruby granger from the thumbnail
>>222948487Bristol - Portland I reckon btw
>34 on the morrowoh my science
>>222948487Nottingham
>>222948487London
>>222948531isnt nottingham like a violent corrupt browntopia
>>222948514Ruby's crush>>222948522good call
>>222948514kek same
rumbling
>>222948525there has to be some cost to living in london. you guys get everything
right then
>I'm going to react to this movie. The actor has beautiful eyes and a cute smileI love girls so much they're so adorable
>>222948589everyvody's leaving
>>222948620dw im not going to sleep xx
decent septum piercing on herhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783506010692717.webm>>>/gif/30875802
>>222948619this so much this
Is Harry Kane really a cannibal?
everyone has had sex except for me
>herthat's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman
>>222948661come to chicago
>>222948660no he subsists entirely on hovis bread
>>222948661excuse me?
>>222948646right well that's grim
>>222948643!!it's alright if you catch the zzs tho xx
>>222948678i cant go to sleep i need to stay up all nightx
>>222948661fake news
tired of having diary
mons pubis
>>222948681why lad? x
>>222948688diarrhea* sorry
That’s a tranny’s bollocks and willy.
>>222948701mons olympubis
Arse, tits, legs and fannyAll o' them make me super hornyCould be worse, could be a benderliving life as a sex offender
>>222948702Great take
>>222948646quite fit that
I GET DOWNS BUT I GET UP AGAINSPISSING THE NIGHT AWAYS Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
SIR Harry Kane
>>222948702that's an awfully hot coffee pot
how tf am i supposed to get job if iv never had one before bruh
Sir Harry Bane?
>>222948478looks like a pikey enforcer off to do the works on an old biddy who didn't pay up for de tarmac
>>222948487Falmouth = BostonBrighton = San FrancisoBristol = SeattlePadstow = Cape Cod
sir bame wrangler
sir erling haaland
>only 8 games lefthow have you lads begun prepping for your post WC life?cannot fathom watching the shield or any pre-season friendlies after 104 fucking gamesI've seen all 96 thus far live too (whilst working)deary me
It chain reactions xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsuRgxsd6bk
>>222948487York.
I want to move to Australia but I can’t live on the other side of the world to my mum that’s just not fair it’s not right you can’t do that.
um
>>222948784sick of it now just want it done
I wan to shag a granny for a laugh but the peng ones are even rarer than milfs
>>222948812this desuI knew this world cup would make me OD on footballit has turned me into a "did a man kick the ball" soyboy
Sir Sunderland Spastic
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1783511569726022.webm
>>222948551Yeah, that's the vast majority of cities in England at this point. But Nottingham is particularly shit, still nothing on Chicago demographics wise.
>>222948753dunno
>>222948823>beauty gets rarer as age increasessomeone nobel prize this man
>>222948823>the peng ones are even rarer than milfsAnd even then, why the fuck would they want anything to do with you lol
Also,Great Yarmouth=Myrtle BeachPortsmouth=New OrleansIsles of Scilly=Maine
>>222948823I would absolutely bang this beaut.
what if they made Poop City
>>222948823>tattoo
>>222948823what age are you going for? loads of decent ones in 50s and even 60st. gilf reddit enjoyer
liverpool is white baltimore
Power went out in the studio, but the mic stayed on
>>222948854ktim
>>222948828i'm like that anyway but make an exception for the world cup with only occasional outbursts about man kick ball
saw a massive snake in the greenhouse today
There is no English Scottsdale
>>222948852Ive shagged married older women before
>>222948857I’m sure she’s happy to know a fat chud from 4chan would “bang” her
Never made sense to me how the one board specifically for television and film doesn't allow videos with soundFucking stupid
british cities feel literally nothing like north american cities so the comparisons are a bit silly
>>222948784the long march through the tabs until the next season. bunch of youtube I didn't watch cause footy
>>222948907raped him......
>>222948900i didnt know they had black penises at the greenhouse
>>222948902yeah ok buddy
>>222948838the fuck is sam doing?
>>222948914imageboard not videoboard
wish
>>22294887550s but would consider 60s too. Just feel like at that age theyre either taken, or i'm too young, for them at least (32).
I’d spaff in Emma Watson’s fanny as she pooed.
>>222948876irish are black
>>222948250
>>222948940By that logic you shouldn't be allowed to post gifs, webms or mp4's then. But you can, can't you?
Wish I was fucking born in America so bad
>>222948823hags are more willing to flirt it gets the imagination running
he seems retarded but has a good heart https://youtu.be/k29cMrVtVXY?si=-JneSAYb2IZ9PWBD
just pulled my willy a lot and the bloody thing exploded
music all sounds worse at the moment for some reason
>>222948857Needs a good seeing to like
Need to suck on a black woman's coconuts
>>222948971How on EARTH can anybody be a virgin in Hispanic countries?
>>222948998She could get it...
The feeling of wanting to shag
Gnarly bro, somebody went!
>>222948971SSSEX
just came up with this tune, what’d you guys think? https://voca.ro/1azICyb635hZ
White penisBrown fannySimples
>>222948993I think it goes "music sounds better with you"Stardust, that was
wheres fares
>>222949034thats not bad
Something wrong with me that i'd rather shag this than some fresh young 20 year old
>>222948958well it would decrease discussion and just lead to the board being a reservoir of movie clips and softcore wank materialinstead of browsing a thread talking about things from memory you would spend more time just watching random clipslook at how dead /wsg/ is, a board where you can post anything sfw
>>222948704on the nightshift x
just done a shite
>>222949066so what you're telling me is that absolutely nothing would change then
jesus christ stop spamming this mid fucking granny go have a wank or something why does everyone else need to know that you want to fuck some random old bitch you found on Reddit kill yourself you fucking faggot
where’d you get your first/earliest memorable boner? mine was in church
aff ta bed
Can feel my IQ points increasing when i listen to Joseph Jordan AKA Eric Striker
>>222949083Watching Babestation on TV
no one:literally no one:not a single person:rorke: https://voca.ro/1azICyb635hZ
>>222949077fine, be that way~
>>222949076CORRRRRRRRR
spaffing out of my horrid willy
>>222949080good post
>>222949105fucking screaming
>>222949083getting a good look at the sun page 3 my dad had left on the kitchen table
>>222949080Dont see you complaining about the baddiedem spam
>>222949126you dont see his posts on an anonymous website? fascinating
i think if you use chatgpt to make a poster you don't have a soul
Just done a poo
is there another heatweave or is my incel grotto just overheating?
>>222949133scr-*notices you aren't an aussie*erm, blog on
>>222949102They've blocked my number so I can't call the babes on babestation and all that, so they need to unblock my number or there's gonna be trouble and they've also blocked my backup alcatel mobile and all that
>>222949105sovl
>>222949105ktim. nice mix of swahili, cantonese and the work of the late israel kamakawiwoʻole
Currently imagining the smells produced by or expelled from Emma Watson’s bottom.
>>222949131see it all the time in the jobcentre
>>222949130Right wellI'm not gonna listen to a bunch of pedos who'd rather see pictures of lil girls than real women
shaheed make the heeb seethe
rorke eating a slice of coffee cake before bed
>>222949161we dont want to be participants in your elaborate wanking routine
rorke says the coffee cake is going down real smooth with a glass of jersey
In my dreams, I'm dying all the timeThen I wake, it's kaleidoscopic mindI never meant to hurt you, I never meant to lieSo this is goodbyeThis is goodbye
>>222949175But a guy posting about Emma watson's shits is okay?stay mad, pedo
off to spain tomorrow aren't iwon't be here for a week so you will notice the quality of the thread improving by a significant margain
>>222949143s
>>222949174starting to believe this rorke fella isn't all he's cracked up to be
luvverly try-on from are whisper
rorke pondering a slice of carrot cake now
>>222949190no emmayank is a freakshowanyone who comes to /brit/ to spam 'their' woman and force their wanking rituals is retarded
>>222949191What part mate? got any nice plans? xHope you have a lots of cervezas and patatas bravas
wearing Next trousers at the minute
rorke smuggling garrot cake into jail so he can cheesewire his cellmate for that mild indiscretion
>>222949215thanks pal won't be revealing my location as its doxxablebut will be having some beers and thinking about my life
yep he's going for it. he's preparing a slice of carrot cake and a fresh glass of jersey. rorke that is
What happened to Rasheed? Don't hear about him anymore
>>222949229Sir Renfrewshire Rural
>>222949229is this one of those incel holidays people have been talking about or are you taking a special someone?
>>222949241going with the bergsfamily holiday isnt itim a young man, guess my age
there's tea sorted
>>222949238Deported
HAIL WOTAN HAIL ODINWE MVST RETVRN TO THE OLD WAYSRETVRN TO THE OLD GODS
>>222949230why would you eat a potato from a glass?
canadians be like hey dude you gotta come out to fartington
>>222949248a young man going on holiday with his parents? I put you at 32
>>222949229>doxablelad i'm not asking for the fucking hotel you daft sod. Could have just gone "yeah i'm off ta Alicante" or whatever
>>222949254rorke eating this because someone on tiktok said its alpha
>>222949254Alri Varg
>>222949254like a giant overcooked broad bean
>>222949258jersey milk. and it's rorke not me
>>222949259aussies be liek hey cunt you gotta visit me in coonsville it's the first left off oogabooganignog lane
>>222949238he's rasheeda now
GIVE THEM A MOMENT, FOR PITY'S SAKE
Don’t stare at the poo walrus.
hello @canslad
>>222949256rorke at christmas dinner be like
>>222949238playing for england at the werld cup
why do people have to be mean
In bed. Farting.
>>222949289if you're not from virginia we're not interested
Feels strange watching a man record his decline to death in real time
>>222949299Alri Emma Watson
Limmy only streams for a few hours a week these days
>>222949297its because theyre insecure and have complicated home lives -- see the thing is youre actually beautiful just the way you are
>>222949304erm sorry no i had sex once when i was like 17
>>222949297It takes guts to be gentle and kind
reminder you should have dimmer lights in every room esp the bedroom except your kitchen which should have a dim lamp for ambience but also overhead lights like your dentists office because the ktichen is a place of work
why is mbappe a dictator and why do zoomer wogs find that so funny
>>222949322too busy sucking his wife's boyfriend's cum out of her mucky bumhole
>>222949322Is he still in the loft of the house he paid for whilst his ex-wife lives downstairs and goes out dating
>>222949338um
watching classic Simpsons with no black bars ok
serious question lads how do you deal with it when you're having a confrontation with someone at work and their little minions keep chortling every time you say something are you supposed to just tell them to shut up
got the poo kettle on
Might pig and poo out
when tim dies we won't know
i went from never having met a jew to making like 3 jewish friends in the last monthwhat is going on
>>222949343I don't know sorry I've never had a job
>>222949342They're all squished
>>222949337He's in charge of the French national team, not the manager
>>222949254placentas are very cool really but i never understood the idea behind eating them. aren't they full of fetus pee and poo
>>222949343dunno lad never worked with absolute fucking imbeciles before
>>222949354#fairs
>>222949343depends, what was the confrontation about?
>i went from never having met a jew to making like 3 jewish friends in the last month>what is going on
>>222949352you're finally coming out of your shell :)
>>2229493421080p quality as well
>>222949343show them your dark side
>>222949362is deepseek broken
>>222949362no foetuses do not piss and shit
>>222949322Limmy is a wee lefty twat
just want to live in minas tirith :(
foetus
Necking me chicken shawarma wrap nows x
>>222949390scenic part of Wales that, lovely
>>222949206bodied that dire porn addicted freak
Is this pic fake?
thoughts?
Limmy having a wank listening to his ex gf getting railed by her new boyfriend
>>222949206I've seen him in /sp/ posting it an' all
craving a barbecue sauce chicken wrap from the local Paki chickeners now thanks to >>222949407
Last year I started chatting to this Israeli woman online. She had big tits and was pretty fit, and she seemed keen on me and we were talking about meeting. So i tried to quash my discontent toward Israel. Told myself maybe some of them are alright.But one day she got mad at me over some inane nonsense and wouldnt let it go no matter how hard I tried to de-escalate. So I ended up letting all my frustations about israel out at her.Regret not getting to shag her first like but i think the moral of the story is not even once
For me, it's breakfast and lunch
>>222949416i know a girl who looks exactly like this. she moved to arkansas and is dating some white trash bum
not reading that
>>222949383they do pee actually and ok i should have said the fetus's blood waste
bodied that midget freak
>>222949443I regret reading this diatribe
i dont poo because my body is running at 100% efficiency using everything i eat with 0 waste products
I deserve to live as a hick in bumfuck Arkansas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMEJaD8E7aI
>>222949460great post
>>222949206i was actually just asking for advice on finding hot nans but you had to be mean and now i lack the confidence to go outside. nice one.
>>222949462why arkansas? why not georgia?
>>222949460alright dennis
>>222949407Kill yourself
>>222949454he still got to shag her
Sir Urea Accumulator
i don’t mind indian women. most of the time they’re either ugly or they’re sometimes cute and obsessed with white men. what is there to dislike?
>>222949407kill yourself sean
>>222949343Tempted to try a method I learned on a podcast recently to deal with something like this myself. I'm going to tell one of the minions that chief minion called him a pedophile and that he's trying to get the blacks to beat him up. That's how I'm going to handle my situation.
>>222949297shut up
>>222949480isn't that the cause of black stench?
doing a wee in the womb must feel so good
>>222949470dont worry i wasnt being meanx
been stressed all day because i gave my dog a cooked chicken bone which can apparently splinter and tear their insides uphoping its mostly just a woke mob scare tactic
>>222949492it's been all downhill since then
is it gay for me to get a stiffy when I huff my own sweaty boxers?
>>222949459your parents said the same about your birth certificate
>>222949481They fucking STINK
>>222949366usually its something minor that escalates due to foul attitude
>>222949343my office’s administrator and two secretaries are the most stereotypical gossipy whores and they will gossip about you when you’re in earshot just to see if they can get a reaction. just ignore them and if you really need to tell them to fuck off. literally nobody would care
>>222949503One time my family's dog ate a whole box of specialty chocolates and nothing really happened he just shat everywhere
got the paco rabane on
>>222949517nah its joop for me
>>222949508true you got me there>>222949518
>>222949517Hampstead Heath. 4am. Be there
*presses the switch that turns women off*
>>222949517I'm watching classic blankety blank with lily savage
>>222949343bring an AR15 into the office and turn them into a pile of swiss fucking kebabs
>>222949518this is disgusting you tranny freak
>>222949518just like look at that fat disgusting jewish runt
>>222949518Disgusting. Not funny. Uncouth. Unattractive.
>>222949532women should be chipped when they get married
>>222949518Porn addicted freak.
Need Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
190cm tall, me.
what was /brit/ like when are Lizzy died? i was in a normie period then so wasn't around for it
>>>/wsg/6189601>>>/wsg/6189939
>>222949553foreigners thought we'd care
>>222949481people project their hatred of indian men onto them
>>222949550freak
>>222949553archive down?
Succumbing to yet another pepsi max cherry
malwarebytes, bitdefender and hitman pro have all scanned my pc and found nothing so i should have no malware/trojans/spyware right?
>>222949553Erm... dunno... can't remenber ..
>>222949568lmao
>>222949553when she WHAT??
>>222949566would rather hear from people in retrospect
>>222949518reddit
>>222949577whats so funnytell me pls im new to this x
NEW>>222949593>>222949593>>222949593
>>222949545Every woman in a relationship should be tattooed with the words 'there's no point talking to me' across their forehead
