I just saw a fat goth girl walking around with a macaw on her shoulder at Wal-Mart.
>>222949277tell her it should be illegal to be fat
>>222949300no it shouldn't
>>222949277Can't even take your macaw out in public without people bitching
>>222949346calories in that fat could have been used as biofuel powering data centers
White people be likeI brought my macaw to Walmart
>>222949359True. We should limit calorie intake into 1200kcal per day.People don't realise but raising crops and livestock wastes a lot of water, water that could be used to generate energy
>>222949538base
>>222949277I saw a girl with an African Grey in Coles last week. I love parrots but she was cute so I avoided talking to her. I wish it was a bald man with a small dick instead
>>222949538based. the droves of incoming indians and mexicans need all that water and all those calories for the cows chickens and rats they keep and worship in their suburbs
>>222949277That's not very goth. Should be a rat or at least a mouse.
>>222949621Should have said wassup to the bird and completely ignored the girl.
>>222949719a raven, dummy
>>222950109usually its the girl that ignores him
>>222949621are you implying if it were a bald man with a big dick, you would be in trouble?
>>222950127It's rude to ignore your pets.
>>222950142Yes of course.
>>222949277>SQUAWK WIDE LOAD COMING THROUGH SQUAWK
>>222950209kek
