Currently on vacation in Hawaii. Trying to watch a chicken cross the road but an Asian girl sat down on the bench behind me and is bawling her eyes out arguing on the phone. I recognize the language as Japanese but don't know what she's saying. She's crying very loud and I don't want to turn around.
keep us informed on about that chicken
thats a cock
>>222950600He made it across the road. Girl still crying. She's looking at my funny for following a chicken.
>>222950571I met a middle-aged Japanese lady in Jordan. She was a Red Cross worker taking a break from operating in Lebanon. That was in 2024 before the bigger scale military action began. She said she was helping in Beirut, I hope she's alright.
>>222950571You're supposed to walk up to her and ask her what's wrong you idiot
pick that bird up, it's a souvenir now
He's about to cross another street. Girl is cursing in English now.
A pitbull barked at him. Chicken ran away. I am alone.
>>222950663Pursue him, we can't lose media coverage
>>222950680Currently looking.
I lost him :(
>>222950755That was a black breasted brown red standard old English chicken, by the way. $15 if you caught and sold it.
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