Argentina edition
>>222952806aww :)
6"
rorke becoming a nonceleftypol becoming a nonce
gaijin and troon extermination
are the rorkes who post things like this serious or is it ironicdo they really think there's going to be a fourth reich
Just bought the worst cheeseburger I've ever seen from a kebab place.
wonder why more of you lads don't join the civil service, they'll hire anyone if you aren't a complete windowlicker and the pay is good.still regret not going for an nhs vacancy 5 mins from my house, but nhs calls references and i couldn't be arsed
>>222952842theyre freaks simple as
>>222952854>referencesthis is why i'm unemployable
Got a buzz cut the other day it feels so nice to have short hair I feel bad for women cause they all have long hair
>>222952860Just get one of those jobs where you drive a Dodge Challenger from Chicago to California.
>>222952874not familiar
>>222952869not sinead o'connor
Might get a job pooing myself
>>222952878Car delivery, except you take a bunch of speed beforehand and crash into a bulldozer.
>>222952874don't think they're hiring top gear hosts at the minute
some kefir, a banana and crystal meth for brekkie
*poop on the floor and cums*theres nothing you can do
>>222952854>if you aren't a complete windowlickerthat's the problem
thought that iran war was finished
>>222952898Nah
>>222952850>from a kebab placeyeah there's your problem
>>222952909
>>222952898need a good 10 more years, another trillion down the drain and about 50 billions refugees in yuroop first
>>222952922another rorke cuck fantasy
How many lottery tickets do you have to buy to guarantee a big win?
>>222952940Doesn't matter how many tickets you buy it's always 50 50, you either win or you don't
Move
brushing my teeth
>>222952938bodied that freak
>>222952854by what measure is the pay "good"
Whistling
>>222952953like life isn’t it, a big 50-50you’re either dead or alive
>>222952938Why are you shopping from a secondhand shop?
SIEG HEIL!
>>222952854Ok but I am a complete window licker and I’ve never had a job before and I never even went to uni
feel sad about the state of my life and the fact theres no salvaging it because im too old and have no redeemable qualities nor the ability to develop some, also too weak minded and gay to kill myself so i'll just suffer this one out x
>>222952938women are literally attracted to anything thats larger than them human animal or inmate object they are deranged
Bye you all.
Jews at christmas celebrating they biggest op
>>222952984ktim
>>222952984If you make loads of money you can salvage it
>>222952984Many such cases, on the bright side I've found a location with lots of poison hemlock.
>>222952992Kicl him out...
If you're having trouble attracting a girl just rape one and she'll fall in love with you
>>222953003they’ve patched this one, doesn’t work anymore :(
>>222953003abdul
Poorsome
>>222952984have a wank x
>>222953000socrates trembling
>2026>still no japanese gf
>>222952984ktimming my nut off
>>222953027Pump
>>222952989I’m literally 5’3
>>222953042i'm literally 5'2 so cheer up
off to toil in 15
Fucking poor
>>222953053employim
Poor asf, boi
*enters the thread*
>>222953042>>222953050i'm 6'2 and haven't had sex once not even close never kissed a woman either
Action
>>222953075GO RORKEGO RORKE
2026
>>222953075This makes me angry
>>222953075waheey
Turkey
>>222953090How would you feel if you hadn't watched that video?
Action!
>>222953109ok i will do it!!
>>222953027never give up
>>222953112Dunno but not angry
>>222953117...
>>222953118one day.... i wont give up
>>222953124Sonne.
feeling blackpilled and furious
>>222952981what sort of skills do you have lad? what do you enjoy doing?
Feeling all blek pulled.
>>222952854My colleague was an nhs manager. Half her staff were on long term sick leave of over six months and all meetings were perpetually postponed because of stupid reasons. Once because a colleague didn’t have her emotional support rock with her (a stone she carried around to help with her mental elf). Colleague got so demoralised she left. It’s literally a jobs programme for window lickers
Quite pleasant in the shade but arguably too warm in direct sunlight
don't know how to get a job
Don't have anything to post
*does something*
>>222953178Copy and paste the job advert in your application and go through it line by line saying how you meet the criteria and give fake examples that can’t possibly be checked
god is so good the holy spirit will not let you down I can guarantee you that
The best workout routine is the one that you can stick with
>>222953178It's difficult
>>222953191you'll do nothing
god doesn't exist
>>222953219I think God exists
my animus is five foot ten inches
>>222953213You're right. I am a failure. I am a disgrace to my profession. I am a disgrace to my family. I am a disgrace to my species. I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace.
>>222953220I hope that god exists, I hope I pray
>>222953232*starts dryhumping you*
>>222953245*does nothing*
Why are sailing ships so peng?
I'm talking of course about the real holy spirit not that demiurge shit
>>222953251mad how people built things like this
>>222953251
got the pastor manning on x
>>222953251because they are complex graceful structures
>>222953251leftypol took this from you
Hate people who have good relationships with their family or has friends or ESPECIALLY anyone who has romantic partners
Princess Anne used to look like that?
>>222951222Don't believe I will ever stunt this hard
>>222953292i'd rape her
>>222953251They're EuropeanGraceful Wood always looks niceEmbodies the Aryan spirit of discovery
>>222953260roar
>>222953251>>222953259those are replica ships and they always make them look better. The real ships were garbage because Brits couldn't build for shit.
Would you rather eat an Austrian or a Belgian?
any Wotanic Aryan Beasts in?
>>222953287ktim x100 million
anglos are the 2nd most Jewish race after jews
>>222953328no 2nd is dutch
>>222953311belgian would taste sweeter
the first 6 months of the year i had some mates but i ghosted them all
>>222953316It's not a good attitude to have
>>222953309i think we did well enough
>>222953355no it's not but i'm going to stay bitter x
>>222953309It’s the HMS Victory
let's think about emanuel swedenborg
>Woken up by some aresole’s TV>Started yelling for them to turn it down - the jerk off nurse made out I was in the wrong>Now I can’t get back to sleeplet the man sleep ffs
productive day ahead of me
Sexo bride
reading about the great chicago fire of 1871
>>222953405whatever happened there
>>222953309so you're saying we had total domination of the sea during the golden age of navies by accident?
>>222953411There were a fire
>>222953385good that they have a care bame assigned to jerk him off
>>222953403english rose>>222953411whatever happened there?!
cheeky danish and a 'fee for breakkie.
scranning a cactus
will this mad german cunt actually do it lads?
>>222953405mad that they named their football team after ityanks do have some banter after all
no milk for the morning iced 'ffee so used kefir instead its ok
neighbourbergs kid is learning the piano and he’s quite good got me thinking about how i abandon all my hobbies like an evil incel might pick the guitar back up
>>222953438im always running how of milk too. not sure how mumberg kept it in the house. could never be a father me
>>222953445you'll do nothing
slamming john against a brick wall
>>222953314i just did a wotanic wank and a faustian fart
Can’t believe all the be kind people were telling us to ignore the evidence of our own eyes and ears and to just accept that this is a woman
>>222953449you was drinking booby milk
>>222953314get the hitler portraits postedget the ai images of child rape generatedget the fungus scranned
>>222953475bigot
>>222953445brotherberg played that growing up and i wanted to strangle him because learning means just playing the same tune over and over again
>>222953445start a band with him
>>222953495bodied those melanin deficient yakubian experiments
>>222953434perhaps
>>222953495mad how "integration" has become a right wing thingwas talking to a leftie about immigrants not integrating and he looked at me like i was hitler or something
>>222953495bit early for the rorkebait isn't it
the key to a successful football team is that they need to be intimately familiar with one another. they need a permissive gay culture in the dressing room where they can shag each other guilt free
>>222953553he looked at you with adoration and unwavering loyalty? odd
>>222953553They're honestly mental aren't they
>>222953564such a shame fodey was left at home
>>222953553if mark zuckerberg doesn't need to integrate with the surrounding landscape and culture of hawaii then why should a random nigerian have to integrate with london
>>222953434>cam on ya mad german basdid
>>222953582hawaiians are american, retard
it's so shit that qatar hosted a world cupif they wanted to let an arab country have one they should have just given it to saudi straight away
>>222953601saudi didnt bid for one until the one they're hosting and haven't built any of their stadiums yet
>>222953553thats the point of multiculturalism. that we don't need any integration because all cultures can exist in the same space without friction regardless of their views or practices
>>222953596So? The Nigerian is British once he gets his British passport
>>222953613fucking idiots wasted so much money on that stupid line project
saudi arabia has gone woke i heard
>>222953626you really are a moron
>>222953641how so
>>222953636yep they're celebrating pride month there now. what a disgrace
alysia liu police sex arse
>>222952807???
are some teams going to boycott saudi arabia
god im fucking fat
>>222953662dog doesn't exist
>>222952854You're speaking from literally zero experience
>>222953658no
got the cheers on don't i
honestly dread to think what the world and my life will be like in 2034
why do i sneeze when i see bright lights
i personally do not consider temperatures in the low 30s to be a 'heatwave'
having a poo, then off to toil
never toiled a day in my life :/
>>222953687>The photic sneeze reflex (also known as ACHOO syndrome, a contrived acronym for Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst[1]) is an inherited and congenital autosomal dominant reflex condition that causes sneezing in response to numerous stimuli, such as looking at bright lights or periocular (surrounding the eyeball) injection. The condition affects 18 to 35% of the world's population,[2] but its exact mechanism of action is not well understood.[3]
>>222953711>ACHOO syndrome, a contrived acronym for Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outbursthate this
>>222952854>but nhs calls references and i couldn't be arsedHow'd all those fake Nigerian nurses get in then
>>222953711Vax status?
>>222953711woah
>>222953711>reddit name>not well understood.ah so it's not real then thanks
>Keir will be a footnote in the history of GTA 6's development
reports coming in from the met office that they're scrambling to cancel all references to a heatwave after some virgin neek on a chinese cartoon forum said he personally doesn't consider it to be a heatwave
doing a bame "nigga" boogie
>>222953731so they should
don't really want there to be war and stuff cause it would cause a lot of sufferingbut also something's got to give
18 degrees is genuinely the perfect temperature
>>222953691i'll give you a heat wave
Did you know? It's impossible for you to bite your own teeth - try it!
>>222953740i do because when people die more room opens up on the freeway
>>222953728>attempting to unionise on discordgrow up
i always yawn when i rub my eyes
i always cum when i wank my willy
brakfast
>>222953774why do you just have 2 giant toes for feet
>>222953299"not bloody likely"
Declaring war on fat Christians
>>222953774i usually do them in the microwave
Feel that Pitchfork's 1.9 rating of Lateralus by Tool was perhaps a bit low.
>>222952842Why are muzzies like this?>>222952855Weren't you larping as no longer being an algerian islamosupremacist and now were fully in favor of your host country and civilization?
>>222953760They literally just import replacements now. Capitalism has become so efficient at what it does, you can literally just order me more people from India or Africa.
>>222953795that's mental
>>222953773ktim
good morning my literal enemies
>>222953797>Why are muzzies like this?that's a pagan larper not a muslim
Rorke personally throwing the Zyklon B into Mel Gibson's jail cell
>>222953773sometimes i give up when I try after steamingtoil
binface matefarage is done
it's really underappreciated what reverse image search does for online shopping. surprised someone hasn't locked it behind a paywall
>>222953812every single person is my enemy
greeno eatses big fat belly is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!
did anyone see the fat guy at the football the other day who looked like boss nass of the gungans?
Homer let the barts out Homer let the barts outHe opened up the door
Lib Dem / Green / Tory / Bin Face grand coalition
>>222953822Thought mel was a rorke himself
who let the farts out
I know you're talking about me and I don't care I'm gonna go to sleep
>>222953831
>>222953838love this
Sex is evil and should be banned
>>222953844Should of thought of that before he made jewish torture porn
mad how i used to think women peed from their bum
>>222953856but where would the babies come from
Feeling very guilty and nervous after the hour long wank I just had honestly might just throw the whole computer away rather than delete my history
>join the union discord server!
>>222953838thats nice, dear
>>222953866Looks like Geoff from AccountsHe's a mentally ill lesbian too
>>222953872stork would still bring them
>>222953878was it an evil wank
>>222953856sex and socialising are evil because they are fragments of the singular monad that is god and existed prior to the universe which has been splitting apart since orginal sin. christian moralfags try to replicate that in the earthly realm but it's impossible and premature . we should be exacerbating the disintegration to each god sooner. in this the satanists are right
>>222953866could at least wear a proper fitting suit, a suitable length tie and do up his tie properly
wonder why we don't have supersoldiers yetreckon it's just fear of them going rogue
>>222953878'
hampstead heath
just received one of those news pop up thingies on my phone saying 'katie price and the truth no one wants to admit'shan't be clicking as i already know its about harv shagging her
>>222953898rorke niggas be sayin this shit then creaming theyself when a girl smiles at them
>>222953898what are you on about
need every single person in the entire world to just fuck off
>>222953908Le Elite Operators are already mentally ill Rorkes that can barely function in polite society
>>222953882...OS?
rorke bringing sexyback
>>222953935even me...?
>>222953898who was having sex and socialising before the universe existed?
>>222953898sir this is a job centre
iran has launched a strike on my bollocks. missiles due to hit in the next 3 minutes
rorke you jackanape
>>222953797nigga what are you even saying
turning my phone away from the gf as I type bbc when she asks me to check the weather just in case I forgot to delete my search history
incels need to form an army
>>222953980ktim
>>222953961https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk?list=RDbuqtdpuZxvk&t=95
wonder what percentage of neurotypicals are incels
wish i could be chill like this
>>222954001dogberg deciding he's doing no work today either
I can’t let things go when driving
https://vocaroo.com/1cQpAecN0yA5
another day in my nightmarish hellscape of a life
wonder if ziedbelg feels guilty about convincing an autistic man to start eating mould as a gimmick
what a glorious day to be alive
>>222954057screa
>>222954049Is it? I've got worms and taking medication for them
picky tea for dinner tonight
>>222954043>>222954049I switch between these several times a day.
don't talk to me until i've had my tea
>>222953958ESPECIALLY you
>>222954071Fuck is all that green stuff
>>222954071corr love a bit of green paste
>>222954071Exterminate the middle class
>>222954086What about that depressed kiwi that was posting a while ago?
>>222954029do you you mean in your mind? Cause yeah I'm the same, I'll go on a forty minute drive and just think about the toilfu the whole time
remember how in 2016 there was this cartoonishly evil faction that almost took over iraq and syria
>>222954071lovely x
Remember Mousey? This Is What He Looks Like Now [NSFW]
>>222954087neoliberal edamame and pea spread
>>222954103Time to play Syrian Warfare again, I guess.
>>222954099probably means the steering wheel mate
>>222954115mould
and the worst thing is there is never any relief there is only suffering, the horror of dying and then nothing
>>222954071isn't 'picky tea' traditionally slop straight out of packets because you cant be bothered to cook? Why would you need recipes for that
>>222954099I mean if someone cuts me off
>>222954127cheer up
haven’t done my anki in forever and it’s just getting worse everyday I have over 1000 cards to do now :oooooo
fit lass at work keeps turning her camera off. it not right
>>222954130Because the posh discovered what picky tea is so they’ve gentrified it
>>222954149you keep staring at her and panting down the mic
>>222954164even picky bits tea wasnt safe from woke
>>222954130but these recipes are really simple, healthy and only take 3 hours preparation time
>>222954171so?
>>222954147what u learnin
>>222954179bhutanese
subcultures dont exist anymore for various reasons that i have theorised
>>222954187aussie reatrd subculture in /brit/ is going strong
>>222954179english
A woman spoke to me in my dream it was nice
>>222954205what did she say
>>222954208Stop staring at me
>>222954195horrible cruel man
>>222954214 >>222954214 >>222954214
>>222954208She just talked to me about the fictional dog i was walking
why does he always post the same news
>>222954130>>222954164"Picky tea" is one of those runtish things that the middle class somehow get away with, other examples include having bizarrely untidy houses and not disciplining their kidsWhen working class people eat slop out the packet it's fairly condemned, when Rory from North London does it it's cheeky and chiq
