BEING FUCKING SOBER ON A THURSDAY MORNING edish
um hi
>>222954214Too fat. No thanks.
sick to fucking bastard death of you
While ago had a photocopied handwritten note from a council house mong put through my door. They were trying to swap their two bedroom council flat for a three bedroom council house with a garden and were obviously canvassing the whole area. Some of the houses near to me are council but I own mine. Whole thing was quite offensively stupid. Why would literally anyone want to downgrade that badly?
>>222954258Maybe theirs is in a location that would be advntageous to someone else
>>222954130 #>>222954164 #Posted this after the new but it needs to be said "Picky tea" is one of those runtish things that the middle class somehow get away with, other examples include having constantly untidy houses, being functional alcoholics and not disciplining their kidsWhen working class people eat slop out the packet it's fairly condemned, when Rory and Sophie from North London does it it's cheeky and chiq
footy back later
>>222954258easier for a singleman such as yourself to take care of a smaller flat
>>222954258more rooms and a garden isn't necessarily better for everyone, some people would prefer the simplicity of having less to maintain
shyo tired
>>222954276How is that different to what I said
>>222954280can't believe we've been forced to endure a whole day without itsuch things ought not happen in a civilized country, government needs to step in
>>222954276Not convinced it's a particularly middle class thing
World Cup is on today!
whats picky tea
oh yes tarquin the servants can't be bothered cooking today so we shall be enjoying a picky tea
>>222954254
if some dole dossing council house parasite knocked on my door i would swing it open and eat them whole and britain would thank me for it
>>222954311buffet
>>222954315pointless video
>>222954315holy sexoli
>>222954254SHE HAS A FUCKING THIGH GAPTHE MIND IS CONFUSED
never heard it called "picky tea"heard "picky bits" and "pick and mix"
>>222954293Fuck up >>222954298Potato waffles, smiley faces, nugs and other shite you throw in the air fryer is the detritus class picky tea, foreign slop from m&s is the middle/upper middle class one
>>222954321whats wrong with that
>>222954319Alri ogre lad
>>222954328pick and mix is for sweets
>>222954328nopick and mix is when you get a bag of sweets from the shoppicky bits is when your sweaty and you're balls get stuck to you're legs
>>222954337Some autistic incel really hates it, probably because he was a picky eater as a kid and couldn't stomach anything other than chips and nuggets
So EASY to steal the pick and mix sweets from Tesco
>>222954254Poofter
no more pick and mix at the shops anymoredue to woke
experiencing a distinct lack of Thumos
never in my life heard of "picky bits" some of you live in different universes
sir bit picker
>>222954337absolutely nohing. but remember we have lots of angry unhinged incel freaks here who have bizarre and retarded opinions about the most trivial things
why are so many zoomers kermit sewer sliding?
love hearing australians pronounce "decade"
>>222954298Think it comes back to the BBC article that was posted earlier. The likes of Callum and Kayleigh in their Sheffield council flat aren't going to bother rustling up some Bruschetta with avocado and olive tapenade for a picky tea.
>>222954363I do just tend to grab one when I walk past the bit. Seen a kid look at me with astonished wide eyes as though he didn't know you could just do that
i like those olives with pimentos in them
im straighter than most for i have shoved things up my bum and didn't enjoy it
Remember the first time I heard about a "picky tea" was via Instagram reels, some horrid London skank detailing her selection of beige slop
>>222954388did you miss the big text that says "I spend my day on extremist forums and trying to bleach my skin with chemical detergents"
>>222954406no you dont. shut the fuck up
the idea of picky tea/bits was invented by the British working class but has since been hijacked by the upper and middle class who ruined it just like they ruin everything
"picky tea" what a fucking rank phraseholibobs tierfuck you i hate you die die die
dunno if it's the heat but I'm horny all the time these days
how can you say the words picky bits with finding an ice pick and smashing it into your own eyeballs
>>222954389decade
>>222954395>>222954395Oh rightBut that's because the underclasses don't really use BBC Good FoodSo you're just seeing a middle class flavour of itLower classes aren't going to document their picky bits in a recipe because they just plonk beige shite out of packets on the table
>>222954424but its the perfect thing for the cozzie livs
>>222954414your mean
>>222954406What is a pimento? Tell me now without googling
i used to call picky bits "a plate"like a bunch of stuff just put on a plate
>>222954321>>222954352>>222954387It's not a buffet though is it, it's all the shite you have in the freezer chucked in the oven because your scumbag parents couldn't be bothered going to the shops and making you something proper to eatYou've now transmuted it into some fun little thing to help cope with your lower class childhood
Partial to a picky tea on my holibobs
>>222954440cherry pepper
>>222954440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjhZRhz-l2A
>>222954427Yeah I had this but then I ran out of speed and now I'm just anxious and scared all the time haha weird
>>222954455I think searching youtube (owned by google) still counts as googling it
>>222954445picky bits are usually cold and ambient foods in my experience
might build a treehouse
sir ambient food
>>222954445Sorry but you're just exposing yourself as an autistic retard that doesn't even know what kind of food he's talking about
>>222954445being an incel freak your entire life has fully mindraped you
Chat, am I ugly be honest
any ambient food men in?
>>222954470>>222954489>>222954491I accept your concessions and pity your upbringing
The commonification of hummus has been a disaster for the human race. This used to brown food for brown people and the middle classes took it and shoved it down everyone's throat and now we all have to eat fucking hummus all the fucking time.
>>222954497We know this isn't you but yeah
>>222954497>chatshut the fuck up you little gay cunt
>>222954510my upbringing was clearly better than yours because im not an unhinged incel freak. your parents failed you nigga
For me "picky bits" was usually>Cheese slices>Ham or chicken slices>Buttered bread>Maybe something like sausage rolls or scotch eggs or pork pies>Pickle or relish>Celery sticks>Carrot sticksProbably forgetting something but there's nothing really wrong with that sort of meal, and it's the kind of thing that's been eaten by Europeans for centuries
>>222954551for me its a delicious selection of bits and pieces from M&S
You will NEVER work at ALDI
>>222954537okay but why does this actually slap
>>222954541>my upbringing was clearly better than yours>...nigga Uh huh
>>222954560For me, its the M&S chicken and chorizo empanadas
the scran
don't think you have mate
>>222954551Love me some carrot and cucumber sticks dipped in fresh cheese.
>>222954591this makes unhinged incel freaks incandescent with rage
what do you retards get out of posting the same pictures of and over?
>>222954591hwo can you eat that iwth yourhands
>>222954591>grated cheeseshould be illegal
>>222954612why would you want to?
>>222954563thank god
paid £32 for 2kgs of custom back bacon and they smoked it all wrong and tastes nothing like bacon or even gammon. i'm going to freak the flip out.
>>222954607
>>222954617i thought its pick because you pick them up
Why is Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' causing so much controversy? The blacklash explained
lord im one lord im two lord im three lord im four lord im five hundred miles from my hoooome
>>222954627Yeah it is, dunno what's going on with that pic
>>222954627i thought the bits were picky because you pick which bits you'd like to pick up.
>>222954630Can not understand the type of lunatic that goes to bed without a full pint of water. In the hot times I often bring a backup bottle with me. Have had mates stay over who've got steaming and not taken water to bed with them, the sheer horror.
>>222954661yeah now imagine if you were a fish, mental
>>222954276the middle class are just temporarily emboldened poors
spent my entire adult life as an alcoholic award
had a dream that england played argentina and the ref just sent all the england players off and gave argentina 16 penaltiesgame ended 2-0 and argetina won the world cup and NOBODY bat an eyelid and everyone called me a mong for saying it was rigged
Just did scuba for the first time, boyim
>>222954661what, do you wake up in the night because you're thirsty?
had a boring dream and posted it here award
>>222954680>>222954695kateem! KATEEM!!!!!
>>222954689Ethiopian-Japanese fusion picky bits
>>222954680I'm quitting the muck not buying any booze for this weekend I'm sick of it
i like hearing about dreams
>>222954686the fuck is he doing
>>222954729He's on bath salts
>>222954729Andrew Marr is off screen dragging his fingernails across a chalkboard
was gonna make a michelin star 5 course meal picky bits jokes but all i could find was rare steakdo people really pay £300 for meat which let's be honest is pretty easy to get rightif i paid that much for a meal i'd expect something a bit more interesting
>>222954744Yeah well they're rich mate
hammy 'the hamster' hammondbut he's not a real hamster, is he?
>>222954744you're nothing
>>222954729just came back from Turkey and is trying to show off
>>222954729woman under the table squeezing his knackersvery common for these podcast freakscant cast without it
>>222954712sobriety is so bad that the vile muck is the only really good part of every daygeorge best was sober for 3 years after he got his new liver. he said during that time he thought about drinking every single day. then he caved in and died a horrible death
>>222954744Get some bands
>>222954744>>222954765A lot expensive restaurants cater to working class people spending half a months' wages to take out Stacy or Mummy and they think that a sirloin steak is the pinnacle of cuisine. Also they don't eat vegetables or legumes or anything else, they are used to chicken nuggers and chips.
>>222954497bro looks like a guy
>>222954689are you for zee scuba Ruben?*fucks your wife*
don't care about the quality of my steak or the way it's cooked. just as long as it's served to me on a slate
>>222954693If I wake up in the night I am thirsty and also then when I wake up in the morning I am thirsty
cute little concession that
started gym today :D i become big man
Drink plenty before going to bed with an adult diaper.
>>222954804oh right is that was that was from
>>222954825would absolutely hate going to an australian gym. everyone's like 6'5 and jacked.
homer let the barts out
new afternoon quiz show where the contestants have to put up their own money in order to answer questions therefore making it so people can walk away at a loss
Only acceptable accompaniments to steak are chips or potato dauphinoise. You can have a salad or other vegetables but it must have one of those two things. If it doesn't I'm kicking off.
>>222954840It's from Along Came Polly. The scuba guy, Hank Azaria, is also the voice of Apu in the Simpsons.
Mornin'. What's with the top banner?
>>222954825good lad
>>222954858have you seen the video of that asian woman being fucked while cooking and then some guy who fancied her walks through the door and is like what the fuck and the guy fucking her says hey reuben you up for the scuba or something
Every country should absorb more indians. Mental how peng curry is
>>222954867mad how everyone in this pic was 16
>>222954790Not really no
>>222954867How come one man has a massive glass and the other has a tiny glass?
>>222954867mad what a bit of sun does to british people. turns them into gods.
>>222954883no they're 1983
>>222954877bizarrely I think I have seen that
>>222954809If you wake up in the night because you are thirsty then you need to drink more during the dayIn the morning I just get up and go to the kitchen cos that's where I need to go anyway for breakfast and woffee
Good news for all the pond dwelling amoebas here Burnham is going to nationalise your precious picky teas
>>222954784yeah I always end up coming back to the muck's tender embrace. a few months was the longest I've gone before caving
only the biggest freakish retards take water to bed with them
>>222954888one is a giant
aborgiinals have bbcs
>>222954899>state owned restaurants to what end
taking my pet water on walk
>>222954883kek
>>222954924never seen an aboriginal willy but i reckon they dont
>>222954899the unhappy meal
>>222954899Ah yes, the independent from financial influence states, as covid proved. I wonder what kind of food they would end up serving. Reminder that fascism happened, here, not a century ago.
Telstra has implemented a fresh "solution" to resolve a secondary software defect that left hundreds of customers unable to make Triple Zero calls during a nationwide network outage.The telco's chief financial officer said the software issues led to more than 600 customers needing welfare checks after becoming unable to contact emergency services.mad how fragile it all is
>>222954899Comrade Burnham reintroducing collectivised farming and soup kitchens
>>222954972i was just saying last night at the pub that there needs to be some new solution for customers unable to make Triple Zero calls during a nationwide network outage
>triple zero
>>222954898I drink plenty I am just a thirsty little bitch
>>222954899State kebab shops
a difficult time indeed
>>222954926Apparently the poor need feeding nowadays, coming soon with be the National Arse Wiping Service (NAWS) as I trust that will soon prove too much for them
>>222955001scr
>>222955011he looks good for 42
>>222955011mentally unwell mfs love killing they selves with planes
>>222955025not any more he doesnt
>>222954909I try but I get so fucking bored I can't see the point in just living sober, like what am I doing it for?
>>222955001
>>222955011he wanted to make sure his student had learned to fly by throwing him in the deep end
>>222955025Wonder what he looks like now.
I despise summer
I think it was Rorke that said "a bird in hand is worth two in the bush"
>>222954899Andy "Aristotelian" Burnham building public dining halls in wetherspoons
>>222954899>State-owned restaurantswhat a grim thought
would be funny if Morocco won but let's be real here
it was candice's birthday a few days ago
>>222954967>hereIn Ireland?
>>222955081have you seen the refs? all argentinians. they're trying to get argentina an easy draw by refballing france
>>222955092queen
>>222955011fucking screaming bet she was going mental
>>222955092Why do women think it's classy and cool to pose drinking wine? Is the men's version a whiskey? God people are so cringe and gay.
>>222955092This is a fat bloke
>>222955114why
get the new miliband meal from your local burnham burger franchise
Labour nationalising wimpy
* Hmm.. What is this place?* Better look around for clues.
>>222955116incel moment
>>222955092having alcohol in your hand in a photo is distasteful
>>222955122her flight instructor jumped out of the plane mate
it's funny seeing young, naive people reading these announcements from incipient PMs and taking them seriously, not understanding that floating ridiculous proposals that get forgotten in a week is all part of the cycle.
>>222954899Obviously the government aren't going to run restaurants themselves (too big of a project for nu-Britain).Instead they will land on creating a fund for restaurants, issuing grants to help with costs in deprived areas.The fund will be drained by foreigners running scams.
>>222955116many women drinking wine. many people in france drink wine. many women in france drink wine you maggot mongol skidmark
>>222955005gotta start calling bossman comrade
>>222955151did he? whys he done that then?
>many women drinking wine.
>>222955164Women posing with wine glasses is a very anglo trend
>>222955151they train for that, it's all in the manual
>>222955154Let the kids rile themselves up unc.
National Kitchens were restaurants established in a British Government initiative during the First World War to feed people cheaply and economically, at a time when food supplies were scarce because of the German U-boat campaign.A typical menu comprised:>soup>roast meat>meat pies>fish>suet puddings>milk puddings>scones>cakes>Yorkshire puddings
>>222955196then why is she doing it
>>222955189needed a slash
all of us on /brit/ express our solemn condolences to the family of bonnie tyler, dead at 75
>>222955216she was mocking us :(
>>222955119Just like you
had another wet dream about the slugs from flushed away (2006)
British Restaurants were communal kitchens created in 1940 during the Second World War to help people who had been bombed out of their homes, had run out of ration coupons or otherwise needed help.[1][2] In 1943, 2,160 British Restaurants served 600,000 very inexpensive meals a day.[3] They were disbanded in 1947. There was a political dimension as well, as the Labour Party saw them as a permanent solution to equalising consumption across the class line and guaranteeing a nourishing diet to all.For 9d, customers could get a three-course meal. Traditionally, customers wanted a meal of meat and two vegetables. There were usually choices of five meat dishes, five vegetables, and five desserts; locations in large cities sometimes had more options. Popular dishes included roasts and potatoes, which acted as a substitute for bread.
>>222955224Total eclipse of -- never mind RIP
>>222955216Modern fr*nch women are atlanticised demonspawns. They speak in franglish to each other and dream of living in the US with the colonials.
Bonnie blue must be fucked in the head. Need to crack open her skull and study her brain.
start doing this
>>222955270african-coded post, this
high fashion is a good song isn’t it
>>222955254>Popular dishes included roasts and potatoes, which acted as a substitute for bread.did people used to eat bread with roasts instead of roast potatoes? mental if so
cumming in jaheira's wrinkled pussy
>>222955282I'm not saying we should crack it open and look for gold or do rituals. It should be dissected to look for damage and defects.
>>222955268ever notice how no french woman would ever dream of living in britain. probably because they know british genes only create fat ugly evil munters with asymmetrical and recessed faces with pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily. in france they say "that's so british" when they see something fat or evil or stupid or asymmetrical or poorly executed.
>>222955246how to you manage to be this autistic and offputting through words and images on a screen alone it's actually unrealwhat are you diagnosed with?
mental to think all of the women you see every day have sucked knobs
Had some absolutely fucked dreams recently. Feeling like shit recently too. Brainberg must be suffering right now.
England play today
>>222955328go around thinking about sucked knobs often, do you?
>>222955336they don't play until Saturday ladthe football is back on tho, just not england
>>222955336first of all the flags are in the back garden so nobody is going to be reading them except people invited into their house or the people who live next door who likely know them already and know they're not racistssecondly get a grip
>>222955096In Europe
>>222955310A medical condition that makes my vagina resemble a penis since I am a woman, you see.
>>222955360
>>222955336mental how much time people waste on tiktok scrolling through shite like this
>>222955200Yeah, the first world war. They were telling us also about how people used to wear masks during the spanish flu, funnily enough also occuring after a paneuropean war.
>>222955336Is this a deano-coded interior or is it normal in England to have all white interiors and fake marble?
>>222955336Sad little parasocial lives
never used tiktok in my LIFEI do of course open and view every tiktok video reposted to this website however as it's the polite thing to do
>footage circulated on the internet led to accusations that Terry called Ferdinand a "fucking black cunt." In response to the video footage, Terry claimed that he was actually asking Ferdinand, "Oi, Anton, do you think I called you a black cunt?"scream
>>222955395Okay mate not sure what you want to talk about but it sounds boring and maybe a bit schizo
Suffering from the drug withdrawals
instagram reels is like crack its so easy to spend an hour mindlessly scrolling it, i imagine tiktok is the same
>>222955441Fallout 3 characters be like
Feeling depressed today. Bit of the 'pression work ya know.
social media using freaks
>>222954310sc
used ai to make my gym routine hope its not shit
>>222955279my nama jeff
>>222955445they say it's even more addictive, an even more highly tuned algorithmI know for a fact if I used it I would just be forced to keep viewing as I cannot help myself watch attractive woman dancing about
he posts the same fucking flag webm and every time he gets at least five (You)spredictable little gimps very easy to get them rattled
depressing how a lot of our all-time singers used yank accents. hate those fucking people so much it’s unreal
>>222955407sameneed to make sure i get all the cool young people references don’t i
it's them who are rattledhe said angrily
misono mika today
https://www.youtube.com/watch/Jt7oNQw5_YUthis is the new zoomer meme
>>222955461Why would you not just use a tried and tested one? Or even better, ask one of the chads at the gym you just signed up to.(I'm assuming you are Asian, of course)
>>222955400Yeah our walls are almost always whiteThe fake marble is fairly commonAt least they didn't go for the uber-deano grey aesthetic
>>222955487tried singing in a british accent? just doesn't work
>>222955505he does have that chinese-australian typing cadence now that you mention it
*tip-toes past the runt cage so as not to disturb the runts within*
>>222955461how many times do you want to go to the gym per week?
>>222955360I have no context on this
>>222955224RIPKatie had half of "Total Eclipse of The Heart" chorus on loop on her final tiktok playing with pic relatedEternal peace in the arms of The Lord for them both x
>>222955512corr yes dean that is lush mate you comin round later to watch the match?
>>222955425Haha, nice trolling lad
fuck's SAKE rorke
>>222955542used to hang out with lads like thisfor some reason i remained a virgin while they're all married working as plasterers and doing coke on the weekends while i post on /brit/
>>222955475>they say it's even more addictive, an even more highly tuned algorithmA new kind of intelligence...
>>222955543Okay schiz
>>222955505none of them fit my requirements as long as im doing something its better than being a runt >>222955530its push pull legs so 6 i think>>222955524bizarre
yk what i mean when youre making love to your lady yk how it is aha
>>222955498Day by day is Mika day
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>222955557>its push pull legs so 6 i thinkah you're on that reddit ppl lmao
>>222955552we saved youyou’re WELCOME
>>222955557just the sweet n sour pork and some prawn crackers cheers boss
Too sad aboutBonnie TylerandHerDeathto post properly
Always deeply suspicious of people who don't write in cursive. Seems like a sign of low intelligence.
>>222955578>>222955583be normal
>>222955411a bit of context would be nice haha
Nothing I can say, total eclipse of the fart
>>222955583scrim
quite fascinated at how this world cup has revealed how much the latinx hate each other
That one Reddit PPL routine has done more damage to the wellbeing of British men than anything else I can think of
>>222955602ktim
>>222955602whole world is racist
>>222955360why are they saying bro when it's clearly 2 girls
what the fuck is latinx
Always deeply suspicious of people who are French. Seems like a sign of low intelligence.
>>222955596are you actually asian though we're going to have to enact certain protocols if you are
>be nolmar
>>222955542Does not look homely
mad how everyone is anxious and depressed these days because they read internet comment sections all day which are filled with bitter angry people
>>222955611how can a push pull legs cause damage?
>>222955621no
british rorke sees a twitter screenshot from a latino rorke and thinks it represents how latinos feel about each other
indian niggas be in the gym wearing jeans and dress shirts
>>222955626i'm fine because i only read /brit/
>>222955632>I'm going to the gym six times a week and seeing no progress AHHHHHHHHHHH!Mental damage
26 degrees mightdo run toil. more you sweat the more you cut
I summon Rorke in attack mode
>>222955659actual spastic
>>222955663
>>222955626I think a big thing is being are being poisoned and malnourished through food. Nutrients in food these days are low. Full of plastics and chemicals. Fuck people's hormones and they'll become a mess. Then there's the brain rot on the internet which acts like a drug and further fucks the brain. Hyper social people do of course suffer because they're never alone, and solitude is a necessity for people. But this society is completely fucked from every angle.
>>222955011His student won't forget it, "Keep moving forward", don't give up >>222955044His student is lass
>>222955659got up early for 10km runtoil today it was nice and cool still
>>222955666explain how
God a great post for next thread.
>>222955685lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
on the train
>>222955659you will lose all the water weight and look super toned. especially in your face. you will be able to cut stone with your cheekbones lol
>>222955695looking forward to seeing it x
>>222955698she training bug-type pokemon
i'm a 25 year old child
>>222955698the fuck does sentence even mean
>>222955711screamproper pokemon trainer larp that >>222955695praising god is always a great post
Apparently Bonnie Tyler was Welsh.
>>222955698100% a les
The same guy (Jim Steinman) that wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart is the same guy that wrote all of Meat Loaf's big hits including I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That). He kind of had a style.
>>222955698Right, I need her to be forcibly bimboified
>>222955721a butterfly landed on her at the train station and looked tired so she called her mum to ask if she'd bring sugar water but her mum is busy so she left it in a puddle
>>222955730well she’s dead now so
get it made
Wonder if australians call him rorko
>>222955636post eyelids
mad how if you switch the first letters of Bonnie Tyler's name around it becomes Tonnie Byler which looks and sounds similar to Tony Blair
>>222955736I thought Meat Loaf wrote his own music. But like Elton, he had a lyricist. I think you are referring to the lyrics.
>>222955698>>222955742Screaming what the fuck is wrong with her she's mid twenties isn't she?
>>222955557Do you honestly think that you can commit to going from 0 days of exercise a week to 6 straight away? 3 or 4 is the most anyone realistically needs, only bother doing more if you fall in love with the gym and want to be there every day. Start with only three full body days a week and then switch after a few weeks/months if you really like it>Lift on Monday Wednesday Friday, cycle between two different days with a rest day in between each one (AxBxAxx, BxAxBxx)>A: 3x hinge pattern, 3x chest press, 3x horizontal row, 2x biceps, 2x triceps, 2x abs>B: 3x squat pattern, 3x shoulder press, 3x vertical pull, 2x biceps, 2x triceps, 2x absSpend a few sessions just playing around with different exercises to find what you like and can commit to for a while, watch form videos on YouTube to make sure you’re doing them correctly, and then just repeat them over and over again until you feel like you want to switch off. Don’t force yourself to do technical movements like low bar squats/bench if you can’t be fucked to learn technique just because people tell you it’s all you need, don’t panic over whether your choices are optimal enough because of retards online. It’s just meant to get you started without any real thought, and then you can add in different stuff when you’re more confident.
new>>>222955778
>>222955736dead now, of course
>>222955768Wrong.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Steinman
>>222955742An actual bug catcher now, Ruby should incorporate this into her children's books
>>222955769ayyyyy YO white ppl be respeckin nature n shit LMAOOOO y'all crazy fr
>>222955769Late twenties
>>222955798>>222955798>>222955798
the undisputable new:>>1
>>222955762which sounds like Tonibler
>>222955568>>222955593>>222955675https://www.stopso.org.uk/There's help out there mate
>>222955593Cuute x
>>222955519Cool for cats by squeeze proves you entirely wrong
