Spoonfulls edition
they killed my boy Raw Phil...
Love posting like 7-8 different messages on discord, having no one respond or even acknowledge them and then watching people carry on having a normal conversation haha
leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
now playing: kendrick lamar - to rape a butterfly and two spiders
>>222959240scrmme in real life
>>222959240ktim! so much fucking harder to get any engagement there vs here
rorke failing the riddle of the sphinx and getting turned into sand and blowing away in the wind
Miight do a bit of a mad one and make a grilled cheese with crisps in it
>>222959624leftypol is ecstatic about the country becoming more religious, traditional, conservative, and bigoted for some reason
mad how much veitchCHAD mindraped you
just want to say i've had a quick scan of the post in the last half an hour or so and it's all been terrible
>>222959646p.c. liu rollerblading down the street grinding on handrails like a jet set radio character chasing a handbag snatcher
/brit/ feels slow with all my filters
>>222959670which one
>>222959649crisps would get soggy
he's rattled bigly now
Sir Anti-Fun
>>222959692the one with the Canadian flag on it
>filtering leafskek what a bitch
>>222959688unfilter me please thank you
the fungus FEARS the mountie
>>222959688bit weird to filter all images on an imageboard
thought my post about rorke doing something nonsencial and getting unfairly punished was alright...
>fired multiple times>failed uni twice>despise being around people>massive mood swings that last from a day to months on end>severe SADAny highest band of UC and PIP man in?
theres a lot of movies about cannibalswhat are they trying to tell us
That's pastrami and cheese sandwiches imbibed for lunch
>>222959747im full of msg
>>222959742you're just a mongget picking up litter or doing the bins
Sir Binface Boomer-Humour
>>222959737they're not filtered. i just filter repetitive ones that have been posted before
become the rape
it's Count Binface vs. Cunt Rubbishmug!!
that's my week off nearly over then
variants of muhammad have been number 1 name for 11 years now so you can stop having a meltdown
heathermong is back and he REALLY wants to talk about count binface
Indian colleague speaking on teams, I refuse to accept any meeting participant can understand his thick as fuck accent
>>222959825the weeks off do be going rapid
will it work?
>>222959646true
>>222959758i read that as full of mong but there's no difference anyway
>>222959849Not now the papers have got hold of it, prisoners actually read the papers because theres fuck all else to do
Emily Maitlis sex arse
>>222959849I mean he'll never be released so what's the point
might buy a sticker machine and put bradley walsh stickers over all the loony lefty stickers they put everywhere
dark fruits weather this
Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once>>222959849Don't this man play for Leicester?
im so fucking scared
>>222959896just need the pubs open now
Putting a benzene ring around my knob
>>222959883bit thick aren't you
right might get started on the tins and bokkles then
Actually want to cry watching this
>>222959945bit early
How can chips not be vegan?
how do they wax their bollocks? how do you do it? There's always hair left sticking out when I do it.
>>222959976if theyre cooked in tallow
>>222959976If you cook them in beef dripping
>>222959996>>222959998Alright cheers
laughing to myself imagining filtermong angrily adding an image hash to his filter once he's seen it twice
>>222959955Thanks for making me laugh faggot
>>222959849Is the prison nicknamed Monster Mansion?
>>222959995I dont shave my cock or balls, not sure why anyone does to be honest
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
excuse me sir is this water vegan?
>>222960020it's automated. i also have ai filtering out the racoon girl and bradley images. you've been done spammer
imagine drinking coffee here
>>222960033GLONTING
>>222960042I've never posted one of them in my life I just think it's amusing that it makes you so angry when you see images on an imageboard
>>222960061Ok. I will
(Serious post)Does it not take away from the signifiance of Muhammad, to have so many people named after him? Weird that you can't depict him but they're happy to have just anyone use the name
>>222960061i don't like coffee
>142812_com_android_chrome_ChromeTabbedActivity.jpg
>>222960029dc;vr
having a mental breakdown when i cant find the V for vegan sign on the muesli i just bought
>>222960071actually it makes me happier because i don't see spam ;)
>>222960090grow up
>>222959938He'll be killed in his cell and you'll mourn your Scouse paedophile idol.
Women are a pestilence on the land
need a boyfriend
>>222960086kinda had the same thought how Jesus is a common name in Spanishtangential but also interesting how Solomon is almost never used as a regular name in English
>>222960042>i also have ai filtering out the racoon girl and bradley images.how does that work
you don’t understand!The privately educated, millionaire, ex banker who’s been involved in politics for past 25 years is NOT part of the establishment!
>>222959695Wasn't bad at all. Not much flavour on the crisps but I threw it in a toaster instead oof doing it properlyWouldn't really recommend it if you like the cheese and onion flavour
>>222960099SCEOMBLEDFHING
>>222960093scr.webp
>>222960086Yeah you don't sound bitter at all.Hey, how about the protestants, they also hold depiction of the devine in contempt. Not to mention the iconoclast/iconolatres period of the eastern roman empire.Just shut the fuck up. And listen.
>>222960124dunno got claude to build it
wonder what the long term physiological effects of nonwhite fatigue will end up beingthings have been beyond over for a while now so we probably won't have to wait much longer to learn it
>>222960122please be in bristol
>>222960107glad you had a think about it and realised why what you said was stupid
>>22296012253°52'35.9"N 1°34'37.5"W
>>222960107Bizarre outburst>>222960126Bizarre outburst
>>222960126Yes meanwhile Corbyn is famously anti-establishment since becoming part of the establishment in 1982
>>222960026i shave mine because it makes it easier to pee. got a small willy me
>>222960156Got no poo left in the tank
>>222960160No, he may be not, but there are levels to it.
>>222960149sexless gimp
>>222960155You made literally ZERO sense following the chain of replies actually. He's changed his name yet his face is the same and his location is permanent. No reason to change his name whatsoever.
>>222960155nah you're the thick cunt here
>>222960148i don’t like the protestants as a lot of them are third world migrants from africa
>>222960180Sexful bruce, do you shave your balls?
guy saying um so much in this call idk if it's nerves or a stammer. pissing me off though
>>222960156elon musk naming his next ivf baby
>>222960126Farage isn't an ex bankerWhy do you keep lying?
>>222960189>>222960196astounding how stupid you both are
I'm a bankerI bank with NationWide
>>222960148>and listenWow it's almost like I asked a genuine question so that I could listen to others. You're being weirdly mad about it so I suggest you shut the fuck up.
Not giving people a choice other than pure evil or binman is bvsed actually
>>222960201think you just don't like niggers
drinking orange pop
too hot for all this arguing
>>222960061would be chill afthink i would be a good fit for an antarctic basethey want people who are autistic and can cope with isolation but are social enough to not cause problems and get along with the team
do this and say>my dad's a banker
>>222960237What the fuck did you say to me you hypocritical bastard?
>>222960213Ok ex city trader big fucking difference
/r/ukpolitics is where I get my unbiased news
adopting a baby and immediately launching it out the 20th floor window of the adoption agency
>NOOOOOO THE MOST HIGHLY EDUCATED AND ACCOMPLISHED PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE IN CHARGE!!!>IT SHOULD BE ME AND MY COMRADES!!!!>btw my dad has a wikipedia pageget real
>>222960280I just constantly hail down black cabs and get my news from the drivers
Looks like a lot of people in /brit/ just exist to make themselves angry and argueHave some fun mate come on
rorke refusing to write his name on his CV just incase he gets doxxed
>>222960152 E A S T O N
How witty and quaint. Wonder what his favourite biscuit is - lol!
>>222960268her body is tea
>>222960268is that her cracker bf
Sipping a cup of tea.
>>222960317i dont think some people know that coming here and posting is purely optional
>>222960309funniest post in the last 3 days
>>222960328you've lost by caring enough to get upset
>>222960341instead of reviewing your own posts can you take this seriously
got my own wikipedia page too, big deal----> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_(mountain)
>>222960309LMAO SCREAMING
>>222960307farage didn’t even go to university
>>222960328he did put a lot of effort into his suit, which is clearly inspired by darth vader, which was clearly inspired by nazi uniforms/fascist aesthetics, so he's actually based
>>222960383he was a wunderkind, like billgate
got my own wikipedia page too, big deal----> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poowong
>WhatsAppWhat advantages does using this have in a place where cell service is perfect?
>>222960340dont let aussiemong know this
>>222960403encrypted
>>222960402my culture is not your costume
>>222960328his voice was really underwhelming and nasally
https://www.youtube.com/watch/xWoC8FKVduohow ima be moving at rokes funeral
>>222960415Got something to hide?
60 year old man with 24 year old woman
>>222960453yes
>>222960453prefer not to say
gay porn burger
yes... a 24 year old 'woman'
>>222960457oh hell no
23f 51m
>>222960396Not really no
lads even the king is bloody roasting
>>222960485sup mouldie
>>222960457>Moni is a bloke in a dre-...
Getting married lads, anyone want an invite?
64m 29f
>>222960497mf never said "bit hot innit?" in his life
can't stop fucking coughing
18F 32M
>>222960509rorkes da doing well after the divorce
>>222960415whatsapp isnt secure
>>222960497yes, roasting in hell
>>222960506Nah hate weddings
[NEW OCD UNLOCKED] whatever this is
Dont really know what im supposed to feel looking at these pictures of couples with age differences or what reaction you want. Maybe let me know and ill do what I can
>>222960545no mate. london zoo. says so in the picture
89m 26f
>>222960545yeh, he is roasting in the UK, thanks for reiterating the pic for those who cant read the small text
I have put a curse on France
>>222960560zoos are immoral i reckonjust like we think human zoos for africans are immoral now but were acceptable back in the day
would stay in a human zoo if it meant getting fed and wanked
>>222960624corr imagine getting wanked off by 6th formers on work experience
>>222960572>she's only marrying you for your money Mr Marshall>yes. i know
>>222960594When I went to Chester zoo they put a lot of effort into making sure the animals had decent enclosures and that the kids were getting an education about what threats there were to the animals in the wild (like logging and palm oil, shit like that) probably trying to fend off accusations like yours
>>222960339Ew, mister fancy over here, don't forget to stretch your PIN KEH
>>222960624don't think the animals get wanked
satan controls my soul
Rorke: I'd like to be left alone now please, thank you..
bellingham is soooooooo overrated
Really getting sick of my psycho managerEven when she's in a good mood she's unbearable to be around
>>222960647the elephants looked well happy when i went there a couple of years agonever seen elephants running around and playing and chucking sticks at eachother in other zoos
>>222960624unlucky. me monke
>>222960668definitely controls that horny crincher
>>222960668i will kill you
Twirl chocolate bars are basically Flake chocolate bars wearing a condom
>>222960696
think i read there's a zoo in england that has the most different species of primates in one placemonkey madness
>>222960680They do have a really good enclosure, the keepers were putting some straw or something for them on a counterweight so to get it the elephants had to move a stump and stand on it to get to it. Good way of keeping them active instead of just dumping it in a trough or whatever
psycho managerqu'est-ce que c'est?
>>222960734date rapist song
>>222960711have you ever worn a condom?
>>222960783Psycho killerPants on fire
>>222960820revolting slag
>>222960820women love doing the absolute most horrid exercises ever invented. rather snap my leg in two that do a Bulgarian split squat
>>222960844
based
>>222960820they will literally implant themselves before ever thinking about doing these things to keep up the appearance that they worked for the bbl
>>222960883sorry i've calmed down now and would like rescind my statement. i would do split squats over snapping my leg in two
transexuals are modern day berserkers
i have put the quick reply box in the bottom right corner so that i can watch television in the upper right hand corner where the majority of the screen is empty space on /brit/
>2026>no japanese gfthats it im no longer waitinggonna accept my fate
OOOOoo boyfriend you go girl
>>222961025ktim. /brit/ is always there unless i'm sharing screen at work
>>222961025you can press q to open reply box too!
>big meeting>new Irish girl overseas has a massive deep fooking Irish accentNeed to wank to this
>>222961025I love you
>>222961080i do this too. love the irish accent. get me hard BIG TIME
>>222959624It includes all 9 spelling variations of mohammed, this has been going on for like 10 years now
https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc?si=LiAWX4SQG9oEmdgC
say what you will about millennials, at least we werent calling other men 5 years older than them uncle on the internet and claiming we were kids as 23 years old.
He bummed him passionately
>>222961074same i'm "at work" right now>>222961079i didn't know that>>222961087bit gay x
>>222961133q to open reply and then ctrl + enter to submit post without ever having to use that pesky inefficient mouse
>set up the PS5 again>download a game>have a 500mb/s line>psn downloads at like 100kb/s a second on ethernetwell that's fucking great
i am 34, just a fuckin kid
>>222960485And?
>>222959955Fyi that field has always been used as a car park
nobody -rorke - rorke's da - leftypol - tread lightly
>>222961215idgi
sc
>>222961235brum is birmingham innit
>>222959996It's called dripping you yankified freak
>>222961109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c31a7ae2X9E
>>222961215brums
any good fillums to get me in the mood for the footie on saturday
>>222961303The Edge (1997)
france is playing today
>>222961266I'll be dripping your bollocks into 130°C tallow if you talk to me like that again!
>>222961313Im playing today (with my willy)
>>222961303naughty sluts 3, directors cut
Love browsing the hackney subreddit and seeing the angsty wogs raging against gentrification knowing my mere presence spikes their cortisol
>>222961303Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
>>222961313not even worth watching, we all know they're gonna win, very sad!
>>222961298I hate the state of this country
nobody see the pain me feel inside x
>>222961334HACKERS SUBREDDIT U SAYget it linked my SONNN
>>222961322You don't have the nerve
>>222961341i wouldn't be so sure about that
>>222961358well yeah i've not grabbed your bollocks yet cos it's shriveled up unside you
>>222961298They really love their black clothes don't they. Wonder what that's all about
>>222961419evading cctv by all wearing the same clothes
Any sally man in
Can I have a mental health break from immigration
>>222961419i wear black on the outside because black is how i feel on the inside
>>222961355https://www.reddit.com/r/Hackney/comments/1uqtzme/struggling_to_find_2_bed_hackney/This user dtenth seems to exclusively post telling people not to move to Leyton
Any suggestions on what to do if I feel like I'm about to have a panic attack all the time?
>>222961419dunno mate might be a school uniform
>>222961298Oh no, immigrant school children engaging in shenanigans, it is white genocide!
>>222961462yes that's right lol good summary
Thinking about moving to Leyton
Mariiiiaaaaa you gotta see her!go insane and out of your mindRegina, Ave MariaA million and one candle lights
>>222961432she was hot in that fishman movie
>>222961505Better not la
the answer to all 3 is fried green tomatoes
>>222961462Correct.
>>222961505Will be Gayton if you're there mate
For Switzerland!
fligugigu
i must have acclimatised from the last heatwave because this temp isnt too bad
Any bristol man in? wheres good for the footie
>>222961432yeah
>>222961586waterfront
>>222961586i have no ideanever been to bristol
disgruntled runtish slug man in
>>222961578Humidity isnt as bad this time, makes it more bearable
>>222961586the old fish market
>>222961586watching at home while posting in the match thread
might put something in me bumhole
i have now chosen to support england in the kickball tournament
>>222961633Yer ma's opening her legs is it
lads ive got a job that will enable me to practice my communication skills and rizz, after 7 years without a workcirca november i'll be the mosterest fuckboy from me country
>>222961645Hi, I'm something x
sunberg on a celestial meltie
just ate some goyslop
fuck off
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!!!!!!!!!!! *screams my nuts right off*
>>222961711Literally hotter than Lagos, Burnham do something
>>222961711AC status?
>>222961450thats me haha x
>>222961600that gun looks awfully heavy for you, darling
>>222961747blasting and bankrupting me
>>222961795that looks like a penis length chart
>>222961795they look like willies lol
>>222961763Checking out property in Leyton just to spite you mate
>>2229618079 mogs me
>>222961600not her fittest role but go on then
Rorke pining for the good old days of anti-woke, british might Margaret Thatcher, where mines closed, the automobile industry collapsed, children were left without school meals, the ira was bombing england and the music charts were occupied by Boy George.and Wham!
Wish I were a normie.
222961830Yawn
Almost fell asleep
>>222961830So glad we now have Lil Coon and Kill Whitey in the charts instead
c'est fini
got no booze at the shop but now i want booze
Greek paedoMoves to IrelandObsesses over what's happening in EnglandWeird innit
Low quality posts by low quality men, the /brit/ promise
>>222961910This happens to me every time. Convince myself if I don't buy booze I won't drink booze and then I buy some at the local shop every day forever
>54 Times Bloody Batshit Britain was a Bellendavailable in Waterstones and Foyles now
>>222961955Brit mfs do love hating they own country
67 times benchod britain was a cockwomble wankpuffin
going for a walk in the sun then upon my return I shall be getting drunk and eating loads of crisps it balances out you see
He's an utter wankpuffin, Sloane. A twatbadger, a cockwomble, a dickbiscuit. He is a miserable piece of knobcheese and I hope he spends the rest of his life regretting what he did to you.
>we must secure di existence for awa pipo and a future for white pikin
he's an absolute toblerone
>>222962112>>222962112
>>222961955It's 52 times actually
>>222962213we found 2 more examples.
>>222960457that's not a woman that's a goat
