William of Montferrat edition
might pick up the new arse creed
got my cock and bum out
mouse is ok don`t worry about ..
Wish I were Mercy
bored nowhad a wankgot nothing else to do now bored bored bored
millennial uncs rendering themselves functionally disabled with skintight jeans
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783615375161345.webm
Me and the missus
>>222964310new koan i inventedif a lad has his cock and bum out and the webcam isnt on does he really have his cock and bum out
>>222964314far-right tv presenter michael portillo
there’s a new heist coming out on gta5 so might have to install it again
Mousey is protesting Sony withdrawing support for physical media
https://files.catbox.moe/izay3r.mov
>>222964319FERRYACROSS THE MERSEY
>>222964315honestly prefer this to the snarky faggot side of Reddit, which is most of it
>>222964343towards a philosophical understanding of nudityif no one can see you you're not really naked. you've expanded your definition of clothes to include the house or walls or bushes around you
>>222964367Family Guy memes have never ever been funny and never will be
Sir Pikachu Starmer
>>222964308you'll do nothing
>>222964402gp
so france vs morocco rightI'm thinking.... which one's the african teamhaha!
>>222964402shutup giant chicken
American universities mog the FUCK out of uk universities
pooing in a bed pan
>>222964402shut up meg
>>222964416Morocco is in North Africa ok
>>222964370extremely close up to avoid showing skin colour
>>222964402shut up homer
sir fred dinenage
>>222964416lol did you come up with that?that's really funny
>>222964440so african then
*freezes in the middle of the thread*
glod
Simpcord coordination in full-flight
any ethical spam enjoyers in?
smoking CRACK
Toil doneOff home
>A 1689 work, Foxes and Firebrands by Robert Ware (later exposed as a forger),[7] claimed Jesuits took a secret oath that stated:>I do further promise and declare that I will, when opportunity presents, make and wage relentless war, secretly and openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Masons, as I am directed to do, to extirpate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex nor condition, and that will hang, burn, waste, boil, flay, strangle, and bury alive these infamous heretics; rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women, and crush their infants' heads against the walls in order to annihilate their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly I will secretly use the poisonous cup, the strangulation cord, the steel of the poniard, or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honour, rank, dignity or authority of the persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agents of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Father of the Society of Jesus. In confirmation of which I hereby dedicate my life, soul, and all corporal powers, and with the dagger which I now receive I will subscribe my name written in my blood in testimony thereof; and should I prove false, or weaken in my determination, may my brethren and fellow soldiers of the militia of the Pope cut off my hands and feet and my throat from ear to ear, my belly be opened and sulphur burned therein with all the punishment that can be inflicted upon me on earth, and my soul shall be tortured by demons in eternal hell foreverscreaming imagining anyone sitting down and writing that in the 17th century
>>222964481get a steam on
>>222964402Erm,you're wrong>>222964408Honestly tempted to
peter is quite mean to meg, it depends on the day with chris but he can be quite amiable with stuart
flex, flexing, im flexingit’s your next ex that im textin
>>222964475sorry, not a raging homosexual
>>222964464an original courtesy of me Mr. R.Orke
Family Guy genuinely is just so unfunny, shit and irrelevant compared to even the first 5 years of The Simpsons
>>222964469THAT LIL RAT LOOKING THING JUST GOT ATE
>>222964475i like the chinky canned meat over spamassume it's 50% reptile arsehole and minced bat
>>222964509ooooo Mousey won't like that
I got needy streamer girl overdoseWhat am I in for?
>>222964509shut up matt
>>222964509>irrelevantgenuinely unc no one under 30 cares about the simpsons
>>222964524Jumping off Beachy Head asap
moshi moshi
>Family Guy genuinely is just so unfunny, shit and irrelevant compared to even the first 5 years of The Simpsons
nth for the baddiedem
>>222964475ummeat
>>222964524negative clue gainage
>>222964509simpsons is shit and unfunnyfor me its family guy > south park > american dad > simpsons > rick and morty
>>222964509Family Guy is much better than The Simpsons. The Simpsons is Reddit incarnate
>>222964509Lad, you were probably still in your dad's balls before they dropped in 1989
it not right it just not right
Bit hot out truth be told
southern fried chicken tenders and chips for tea tonight
>>222964569didn't you get bullied off of reddit?
catberge picking the coolest place to lay: eureka, i know, the warm lap in the warmest room in the house
Unironic.Mousecord raid
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783521828388318.webm
>>222964597No?
>>222964584alri Shetlandlad
>>222964475>>222964505he posts in every thread and without fail a yank will get baited
>>222964550seen her asshole
You mongs need to learn how to space your coordinated posts out.
>>222964469*stamps both feet on the gas*
>>222964475spam is leftovers, should they be thrown in the landfill instead? how is this more ethical
>I, Gregg Wallace, do further promise and declare that I will, when opportunity presents, make and wage relentless war, secretly and openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Masons, as I am directed to do, to extirpate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex nor condition, and that will hang, burn, waste, boil, flay, strangle, and bury alive these infamous heretics; rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women, and crush their infants' heads against the walls in order to annihilate their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly I will secretly use the poisonous cup, the strangulation cord, the steel of the poniard, or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honour, rank, dignity or authority of the persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agents of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Father of the Society of Jesus. In confirmation of which I hereby dedicate my life, soul, and all corporal powers, and with the dagger which I now receive I will subscribe my name written in my blood in testimony thereof; and should I prove false, or weaken in my determination, may my brethren and fellow soldiers of the militia of the Pope cut off my hands and feet and my throat from ear to ear, my belly be opened and sulphur burned therein with all the punishment that can be inflicted upon me on earth, and my soul shall be tortured by demons in eternal hell forever
not liking this family guy gimmique
>>222964604
just want scraniel to come back
>>222964584i order you to stop this gimmick at once
>>222964594DON'T FUCKING TEMPT ME WITH THE CHIPS AND CANS
computer keeps shutting off randomly then turning itself on again
>>222964664it too hot
>>222964655probs still posts but anonymously
>>222964664on the way out
The transvestite freak Tilde loves Family GuyThe friend of my enemy is my enemy
>>222964655he died
air conditioning mongs are so so smug these days does my nut in
why do bames love weed so much
>>222964705petep
>>222964705reter
>>222964697also a very real possibility
need to start drinking so i can stop feeling lonely
>>222964643
>>222964664As long as it doesn't open a browser, open up X, select the text box then type 'peter hitchens' by itself then it's okay
watching a review on ethical spamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKpZ1qJYY3E
rorke
>>222964692I'm also a transvestite and massively prefer simpsons
still can't believe we destroyed libya and just left and now no one talks about it lol
>>222964737was he joking here? seriously can't tell
>>222964737my PC does something similar but it posts gay stuff on /brit/ instead
>>222964751so this is leftypol
>>222964645sc
>>222964737far-right columnist peter hitchens
>>222964761He contended for months afterwards that it genuinely happens
need a willy to suck in this heat
doing a read on Saint John Henry Newman
>>222964751pozzed
>>222964689can't afford a new one due to wok-- I mean AIwill be using every last bit of this machine until it cannot be turned on any longer
>>222964751 All non-white women have linea nigra
>>222964622The so called brapdem
>>222964636>and Masons,love imagining that all the secret societies are waging secret wars against each other
>>222964737lol the impossibility of tihs makes me luagh
https://vocaroo.com/1cQpAecN0yA5
brian x stewie
got nae rolls
>>222964737genuinely a bizarre lie
>>222964664Mine keeps disconnecting from the monitor and graphic drivers malfunctions. Make me suspect it's a graphic card issue
>>222964822Ha ha !!
ziedy do you feel guilty about your posts convincing an autistic man to start eating mould in real life
>>222964822uh... thats wrong in so so so many ways
sir cuckle brothers
>>222964813catholic church was infiltrated in the 60s. literal free masons and gay jews wrote vatican ii
>>222964820he lowkey looks like pink
>>222964868she looks terrible for 38
>>222964868enchantress
*irish accent* turty eight
just dont care about climate change mesimply do not care
sobbing and shaking remembering peter hitchens’ meltdown on that alex o’connor drug debate video
i can't goOoOoOnto the beat of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw
>>222964883it's the bames who've made it hot, they've brought their climate over
family guy funny cut away compilation season 8
>>222964877reckon that’s why it was posted yeah
>>222964803get a refurb business laptop
hitlerfungus
>>222964866well that's disappointing, why are they all colluding, there's gotta be one secret order opposing themthat's what the SS was trying to set up I guess
>>222964883nothing can be done
Piehead meltdown
>>222964880Bit fucking offended here, you prick.Let me try*British accent*thirty eight
>>222964862its in the show
>>222964912s
family guy sex mod [cracked v2]
Felt very angry today
it's precisely because I'm a conservative that I believe immigration can be valuable to a country
Whonix wanktoil looms
ligma balls
>>222964883biomass tier take
>>222964803get it backed up right now
right then was that really called for
well then
no need for that
family guy sexy meg scene
uh is that a knife
right, didn't need to see that did i i'm about to have my dinner
that shouldn't be up there should it? irresponsible.
right well that's a vegan meal deal from sainsbury's
right well that's a "sharpie" in pooper haha x
>>222964896wow blast from the past
and when im back in chicago...
>>222964948reckless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_4K2sbeyA4
notice how ziedy doesn't cuckpost any morebuckbroken by the jannies
>>222964929what the UM
>>222964969hahaha oh that's class that is haha x
>>222964929
was that a knife in his arse?
>>222964948Hate the fucking cunts who post this shite. Well done, you bought food for your lunch, you fucking faggot
>>222964948woke meal deal
>>222964979posted the ugly trannies again award
excreted a few poos in my time that felt like that
was that blood or leaky poo below the knife
>>222964990it's heathermong spamming vegan food to enrage to rorke
>>222964934ktim for the past 12 years
well thats one way to cure haemorrhoids i guess
>>222964995not ugly is she
>>222964990it's not even his food, just a twitter repost
New baby name figures for 2025 have been released by the Office for National Statistics today:Keir: 2025 = 0 (no change)Kemi: 2025 = 4 (up 1)Rishi: 2025 = 28 (up 10)Boris: 2025 = 19 (up 3)Liz: 2025 = 18 (down 7)Elizabeth: 2025 = 624 (down 82)Nigel: 2025 = 5 (no change)Andy: 2025 = 21 (down 5)
>>222964914jews and masons have both hated catholicism for as long as they've existed. the west lost its mind after wwii and it came to a head in the 1960s when the jews successfully guilt tripped their way into power and forced integration, free sex, destroyed the traditional family, pushed to legalize porn, took over academia and finance...
laptop table for my bed is working perfectly lads
>>222965021knee reveal
>>222965021the patented bed-based goonstation
>>222965014and what of binface?
>>222965021>lenovo>steelseries>dota 2holy fucking grim
Treating myself to some ice cream
are you Irish diaspora?
>>222965009Hate retarded dogs like this. When I see one of those doodles I want to kick it. Get a proper dog.
>>222964948seed oils. fungus and carcinogens
>>222964722what's this iamge?
>>222965040why would i care about brands
>>222965020yeah but martin luther was a good lad and i think he made some good points
>>222965040you mean holy fucking based
Surprising number of joggers aboutAlbeit not in this image
>>222965041love those ice cream sandwiches swear they used to be bigger when i was a kid
runts posting their runtslop is it
>>222965044
>>222965021>DotA2Lad, you better be playing the dwarf
right
>>222965014Mohammad takes it for the 3rd year runningthis country is FUCKED
>>222965068lovely lil' pupperino!!!
>>222965057minecraft superflat world ahh
>>222965077i don't like that title it has an odd sexual energy to it
>>222965040um whats wrong with those brands
>>222965074watching pro dota2, cba playing
>>222965009patient little guy
>>222965057it's not a good day for running, they're risking their own health big-time x
>>222964928Who's downstairs?
>>222965068would delight in stomping this cunt into paste
>>222965077he's posted it to reddit too? what a sad bastard
get the babies named after Sir Keir pronto
>>222964928Hello Belgian
little b&j and a jimmyslittle b&j and a jimmys
Back from Greggs
>>222964948dude where's the heckin hog anus you get from a proper savsage roll
at this point, all redditors need to be exterminated
>>222965077what prompts a person to post mundane shit like this online to complete strangersi've no theory of mind for this impulse whatsoever
could be bothered to go to the bathroom so pissed in a pint glass then down the kitchen sinkdidnt realise how orange my piss was until you actually see it like that
Nurse: Congratulations, it’s a boy! Have you thought of any names yet?Leftypol: nigga name Keir
>>222965140Mmm Greggs Southern Fried Chicken baguette was the best sandwich on their menu
the bames run this country
>>222965155ktim but i think i have fatty liver or cirrhosis
lois it like that time from 80s film. back to the future lol i'm a pickle marty
Lads the cans yeah?
>>222965160>MacBook>With Microsoft OfficeWhat kind of freak is this
>>222965166are some of them more of a hassle to prepare than others?
>>222965160sticking your cock in that doughnut are you? freak*slaps you before you can defend yourself*someone could have eaten that and you're defacing yourself with it instead, how dare you, rotten rotten rotten
>>222965077the only kind of bj he'll be getting haha
>>222965170didn't know seth posted here
>>222965170looooool
>>222965172shut the fuck up
>>222965165roar
oh my god it's the same fucking cretin posting all the scran photos AND hes nicking them from reddit why are you all such FREAKS youre fucking FREAKS
>>222965166Greggs will never have you back lmfaoMeanwhile the average /brit/ lad could waltz into an Area Manager position at ALDI lmfao lmfao lmfao
read today's script and it says France get refballed and lose but by the end the whole world is sees how rigged it was against them and see them as one of the good guys
>>222965165it's short for Keiran
i dont eat fast or ultra processed food and feel i am superior for it
>>222965187No x
I KNOW SHE LIKES DOUGHNUTS
>>222965205same but then i get absolutely steaming all the time so i see no benefit to it in my daily life
>>222965110?>>222965136hi x
>>222965197it's locked in
>>222965165poosc
>>222965177The toasties take longer to toast than the baguettes. As far as sandwich preparation goes, the tuna crunch was a nightmare because the onions would always slide off the tuna and it would look a right mess. Ham and cheese baguette is the easiest. Literally just butter, honey roast ham and mature cheddar cheese
if I was greggs I would have sued tilde for the outburst(s), probably soured at least 20 customers feelings of the store, probably has done lasting damage to the brand's reputation
will france protect neoliberalism?
>>222965226thing is with this cartoon, it knows it's a curse now so it might be picking teams it wants to lose which would negate the whole thing
>>222965165pr
>>222965230whats the most sausage rolls you've eaten in a day?
Shaun
Fella on the right of this popular meme image is unironically Tilde's ex
>>222965230Sounds like an easy job though really even with that extra hassle. why do you prefer Aldi?
>>222965236No customers were affected or were even aware>>222965250I didn't really like them to be honest
mad that the brave browser just blocks ads
regret not going for a bottle wine
Mummy Rae Jepsen officially announces new single "After All" out next Thursday. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A0F6hcooLyM
>>222965253both men in this image would be sexless in the current market
>>222965241who is more neoliberal mbappe or dembele
>>222965274mad that women just block you instantly as well
leftypol getting metoo'd by his nan
>>222965301scream
>>222965220i dont drink or do drugs or smoke and avoid sunlight and avoid ultra processed food as much as i can (though still have a cheeky few biscuits or small portion of dessert most days cant be entirely abstinent x)the goal is to age better than my peers so i can feel superior to them in one regard
>>222965260Greggs expect you to serve customers and prepare JUSTEat orders and prepare UberEats orders and prepare click and collect orders and tidy the customer seating area and make sure all the pasties and sandwiches are available at all times and they expect all this to be done simultaneously
>>222965281Just back from the off licence with a litre of whiskey and 8 cans of lager
>>222965290mbappe of course
whole cock needs coming off
>>222965281can't you get a paki on a little bike to bring you stuff?
>>222965153he's a bored in life 4chan addict
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL YOU CUNTS, lads
got accused of attempting suicide in greggs today lads
my boss at work is a woman and i would love to scran her arse and fuck her in every hole and then eat her
>>222965327get it chopped off
>>222965327never seen owt like it
>>222965311Are you drinking that over the weekend?
>>222965328because im a white man that won't feed the illegal immigrant industry
>>222965310at least it built up your work ethicwhat do you want to do after Aldi?
mid week snacky treat for me. i deserve it x
>>222965295don’t talk to women (except my missus and family ofc)
We're The Dust BornThis bug is airborneWe're the new pornOur kind is newbornWe're The Dust BornThis bug is airborneWe're the new pornOur kind is newborn
Ranking iconic Blackiana moments #5: GIRL C'MON
>>222965327get if offget it friedget it scranned
>>222965358Work with animals or the environment or something. Maybe just progress through ALDI as an interim job when I finish my degree
>>222965160quite gay this image quite very much gay
>>222965364lovely jubbly x
>>222965364what's a snacky treat? x
picky bits for tea
>>22296448217th century elders of zion tßh
>>222965346probably drink it all at the bonfire tomorrow night
>>222965385someone will reply with something mean but it sounds like you'd be good at a zoo with your retail experiencethere are lots of environmental and animal charities you could work for too
>>222965446I'm already a RSPB member too it looks good on a CV
another tequila shot down the gullet, another mixer poured. It ain't gonna drink itself.
>>222965446oh he belongs in a zoo for sure
is it possible to anonymously report a crime to the london met or transport police?i have video footage of a guy taking upskirt photos on the tube and groping children (of him doing it, not the footage himself)he followed this woman home in the dark with his camera about one foot from her arse. she kept crossing the road and trying to get away and he just kept recording her.he is a black 6 foot skinny man usually wearing a red tracksuiti posted this on reddit and got 6000 upvotes but when i mentioned the line above (about him being black) the entire thread got deleted
>>222965469ermpleae stop encouraging Canslad>>222965385Would recommend you try hand feeding the lions x
chilly today
>>222965442
>>222965480women are retarded
222965480get some new material poof boy
on the dole
going nanjing anyone want owt
>>222965489Disgraceful
>>222965480he does this in broad daylight
shit's fucked
>>222965491why? what could she have done?
>>222965573>>222965573
new>>222965573 (Cross-thread)>>222965573 (Cross-thread)>>222965573 (Cross-thread)
>>222965437can hear sandy rows from my flatblatt
