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can I tell you my favourite Matt Dillon story real briefly?
Kelsey Grammer is the embodiment of American class
>>222966661Where you the Canadian who was telling me not to install it because it's designed to be humilating? If so I regret not listening to you
>>222966688Please.
Pomni
Woke up at 2pm award
For about a year now, almost every night I have a nightmare. It's gotten to the point where if I wake up an hour or two early I don't bother trying to go back to sleep because I will just have another nightmare.
business idea:- Buy a dozen sex dolls- Buy small patch of land with some greenery- Turn the land into a spooky graveyard- keep the dolls in crypts and caskets- You now have a brothel that caters to necrophiles- If you want to up the perversion, you can get some dark-skinned dolls and cater to negrophiles
three shitzilians is about equal to one american so they need 3x the number of people working in the stores
>>222966758lost me at the last line, that’s just sickening
Yeah you're getting filtered >>222966769
>>222966653If somebody tells you the Tang Dynasty is their favourite you can immediately know they are a pseud
Lunch:Two slices of avocado toast, two boiled eggs, some white beans, and homemade sauerkraut
>>222966734yooo same
>>222966758>germans go creating new sick ways to cater to sickos and their fetishnot helping your stereotype
>>222966803are you brapmaxxing
>>222966714Idk if it was me specifically but I have said it before. These apps are designed to keep you hooked and second guessing yourself as a man until you cave and use the paid features. For women it's designed to give them an ego boost so they use it more without ever meeting someone.
>>222966840lol
"Macedonian burger"Minced beef patty with ajvar, sheep cheese, pickles, and peppersWas pretty good, I think the Balkans make the 2nd best burgers in the world (after America)
>>222966799for me? the yuan
>>222966834She already got her money tho? Fuck no keep those videos up
>>222966799For me it’s the Qing. Manchu > Han. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=26BVoCAEK08&pp=ygUTVGhlIG1hbmRhdGUgZXRlcm5hbA%3D%3D
Hmmm yes my favorite time peroid in China was definetly the Mejing Dynasty, kept those Urgantins out. But the jiquing dynasty was also very interesting with how they invaded northern sudernland.
>>222966865The patty itself doesn’t look very well executed, but the rest of it sounds good
>>222966834Isn't the dad some NBA player too? Lol those dudes cannot make a smart decision about money
>>222966874hey that's a good idea if she's gonna take them down she has to give back all the money she ever earned from them
>>222966885my favorite chinese person is a jester named gradually stretching taller
>>222966869So true…
>>222966874Everyone of these ex-porn foids who now hate the industry all still have an Onlyfans too, women just hate accountability
>>222966897there was a rumor that girls used to fly around to the NBA hotspots, go to games and DA CLUB all dolled up and flirt with the NBA players, just to try and get half of their money in child support payments. since they never had to worry about him ever being around again
China has a fascinating and long history but it's a blind spot in my world knowledge because I never read about it like I did japan and Europe and africa
Tried Duolingo again after several years and I hate how fucking flashy everything is. Every time you get an answer correct the characters jump with joy, which just feels patronizing. Furthermore I despise trying to make learning into a game. It just makes an unfun game that's a subpar learning method.
>>222966944I don't even think that's a rumour at this point lol
>>222966944LOL
>>222966944It's well known. They would also punch a hole in condoms with a pin so they'd get preggers when they fugg
women are literally parasites
>>222966897Watched a show on Netflix called "50 for 50: broke" in which they explained how professional sports players literally hire people to find the most attractive women in whatever club they are going to, and bring her to them.
>>222966799Qin dynasty
>>222967024Ideally, they’re supposed to be symbiotic like those remora fish that hover around sharks
>>222966973well that's good for you because duolingo is optimized to be a retarded "game" that keeps people coming back. it's not optimized to teach you another language.
>go on my city's subreddit>read a post from someone who got cold cocked on the subway>happened completely out of the blue and nobody on the train even acknowledged it>went into the OP's post history to verify a particular hunch >they were, in fact, a tranny
Indians with fake CDLs on suicide watch
>>222967109there goes quebecs economy
>>222967037Qin was 10 seconds long
For riding his bike on the sidewalk
>>222966973They really fucked up when they stopped focusing on getting people to translate website content. For japanese I liked todaii but I haven't used it in years
>>222967138
>>222966001I scrape the weed out with the small tool it comes with after each bowl. I just blow the weed out if I’m outside
>>222966840I eat like that all the time. Now sugar is what gives me gas
>>222967174That quote would have worked a lot better if it was an actual successful conqueror who said it
Some say Song almost industrialized. I suppose you'll all have heard that already from your favorite youtube slop
mombergs life360 is on the move
>>222966653Long ago, Korea adopted various elements from the Ming Dynasty, while Japan adopted various elements from the Tang Dynasty. For various reasons, Tang-era China is often a subject of ridicule in South Korea. The Wanli Emperor of the Ming Dynasty had such an unusually strong fondness for Korea that he insisted on aiding the country, even while his own empire was plagued by famine and poverty and his highest-ranking officials vehemently tried to dissuade him. To this day, he is mocked in modern-day China as the Emperor of Korea. In any case, he was certainly an eccentric figure.
>>222967213He’s literally a guy who lived a day as a lion rather than living a hundred years as a sheep thoughbeit
twitter is 100% vagueposting now in case you were wondering. literally one engagement bait vaguepost after the next
>>222967281VGH the first Kpop Stan…
>>222967286I logged into it after years of not being on it and it feels the same, just chuddier. I suppose it's to be expected, form dictates content and the such
>>222967286there's far fewer jeet content stealing accounts that show up for me which is very nice.
Industrialization? Culture? Who gives a fuck. Which dynasty led to the most prosperous, wealthy and largest Chinese state by population and size? The Qing. In the early 19th century under the Qing China accounted for over 30% of global GDP. 6x more than Great Britain.
/cum/bros why are our countries full of squares with jobs
>>222967286it's so annoying
>>222966944https://youtu.be/aoK8Su0RUrY?t=4131kek I was listening to this podcast recently and they talked about something very similar
>>222967360unemployed GODS, we won
>>222967360how do messicans have everyone employed
>>222967326The medium is the message
>>222967400Probably because people who can’t find work just move to the USA after a short while
I don't think any countries these days are doing well. Some may be slightly less worse, but everything seems to be going downhill
>>222967415Yea, I need to read McLuhan at some point. I'm still reading Neil Postman's "amusing ourselves to death" which he credits McLuhan.
>>222967436Vietnam is doing well. Also surprisingly so is North Korea, they had their first traffic jam recently because many people now have cars in the capital. Monkeyman is giving so much money to them now it's like the good ol' days with the USSR.
Nobody ever notices me so I've decided to start wearing colorful straw hats
>>222966944Ok? But what if you actually hit it off with a guy like that and become besties? Being your genuine self and making friends isn't a bad thing but having selfish mentality and only interested in what you can squeeze out of the relationship is kinda scummy.
>>222966653https://youtu.be/r00ikilDxW4?si=xfQ-CCwHesyDxOPK
>>222967354>Qing>wealthyJeet-like mindset, they just had a big population but were retards who forbid international trade and contact with the outside world until Europe cucked them repeatedly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPZtTXBPfRU
>>222967311After the Wanli Emperor of the Ming Dynasty bankrupted the state treasury to aid Korea at an exorbitant cost, the Ming was ultimately defeated and subjugated by the Qing Dynasty. To this day, Han Chinese people harbor deep resentment toward the Wanli Emperor. However, there is a specific reason why they mockingly refer to him as the Emperor of Korea. because the Ming Dynasty’s collapse at the hands of the Qing precipitated by Wanli’s numerous policy failures condemned the Han people to centuries of life as second-class citizens, living in conditions akin to slavery under the rule of ethnic minorities from Manchuria.
>>222966653Shenmue Dynasty is best
>>222967026>>222966944Bring paid to escort a highly affluent individual around town and being a shark for cash are very different.
>>222966653what happened to rock music and emo punk???
>>222967565sure sweetie, you're definitely not a whore xD
>>222967281That's funny, I was just at the Imjin and Chongyu wars in Conrad Totman's History of Japan. Says here a year before the war Hideyoshi told King Sonjo he was gonna invade China and Sonjo warned them
>>222966944I should try this but for women’s sports
>>222967521Findom? I would step on a mans balls and let him give me all his money if that was something we were into.
>>222967589nice try but they're all lesbians.
>>222967599Just next they’re a goalie doesnt mean I can’t score
>>222967578*Sweaty
Why don't these soccer players just pick up the ball? Are the retarded?
Why’s it called a club if it’s not actually exclusive
>>222967671they used to be, until jews got asshurt they couldn't join and then once they could join they stopped making clubs so they wouldn't have to hang out with jews
>>222967578Kek! Maybe she is a city guide?
>>222967436it's inevitablethings go up and down and up and down
>>222967581Actually I guess Wikipedia says he thought about warning them but his court stayed his hand. Oh how quickly the shoreline grows long in fractal
>>222967714>until jews got asshurtMANY such cases, pretty much the whole civil rights movement in fact
>>222967695Tommeh...
hmm I wonder if this is schizojeet
>>222967222It's all part of this new genre of>umm ackchually every single non-white group was more advanced than wypipo but they still lost or didn't advance uhhhh because uhhhhh some geographical determinism o algo
>>222967800Been hours since I called him a name and he's still upset
>>222967565ok? why bring that pointless info up? we're talking about whores who try to seduce rich guys in order to take their money. try to keep up, here.
the imaginary discord character is not in fact imaginary
I loved John and Esme together, they were the perfect coupleHe was a scumbag Pikey cutthroat and she was a gypsy scammer, she would get wasted on whiskey and could barely speak English preferring to speak Rokker. John had killed 100 men in the war before he was 19
schizojeet has been missing for a bit, that's been nice
Sometimes when "job", your boss is come and he say "hello I just made your job much more difficult and increased your pay by $0." And in response you say "sure thing, no problem!"
been playin a bit of fo4 latelythe reddit writing is pretty funny sometimes
>>222967222Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
>>222967890>boss gives everyone a new mandatory bureaucratic task that takes a long time>"hey everyone, why is our productivity down now?"Many such cases
>>222967873this show popular in america? bizarre thing to hear
i would ask polite questions then the boss fired me for being noncompliant :/
>>222967830bit of a basket case innit
there is nothing for me left to do in the fo3, nv, or fo4 because I know them inside and out. I'm not proud of it, and what's worse is I'm not sure I enjoyed them after my first playthroughs
Don't work Healthcare. Biggest mistake of my life.
20 year old daughter of WMAF couple snaps and drives head on into people almost killing an old lady
>>222968039why? I'm seeing lots of people going into nursing or becoming techs for medical equipment and shit
>>222968039At least there's a lot of sexo nurses around, right?
>>222968037>he enjoyed playing FO4
>>222968037I have 100 hours in fo4 and I've never been past the dream sequencetrying to actually see it through this time but it's just making me want to set up a TTW modlist and finally finish fallout 3 after doing this exact thing twice in the past 2 years
>>222968039I wasn't gonna.
>>222968039iT PAYWS WELL
Margaret Qualley left her jewish pedo husband
Mom bought me the black ops 2 rerelease for ps4!
Don't work
>>222968069in my defense, my brain was not fully developed at the timenot that I'm in a great state now, but...
Mikey Madison is a Jew but I love her
>>222968068double edged swordyes lots of hot thots but hospital staff are similar to kitchen staff
I used to be in the military and they have this concept called getting "voluntold" to do something where they frame it as optional and it's up to you, but you're not actually supposed to say no.I didn't know about this so one time when I got "voluntold' I thought it was just a genuine at face value and said "I'll have to think about it.'These normie social rules are weird.
>>222968119Do you love me?
>>222968119I don't love those dogshit tattoos
any good threads on /gif/
>>222968119She's bad at acting and ugly
>>222968056For me, I despise the job. For context I work EMS>Work feels pointless. Most of the patients are old people who will just continue to get worse and worse, or they have dementia and should just be put out of their misery. >Work environment is rife with gossip and you feel like you are in middle school again >Have to do continuous education outside of work which is annoying >HAVE to work nights with no extra pay >Constant reports>Equipment always breaking >The only way to make a career out of it is to work 24 hour shifts. >>222968068My coworkers have nurses flirt with them but I don't cause I'm a mentalcel also I'm smelly>>222968074LOL LMAO
>>222968071>modding the game becomes the actual gamemany such casesI rawdogged all of them on my first playthoughs even though I knew they'd be rough around the edges. I still think it's a good approach in retrospect
>>222968086>3 year humiliation ritualLol
nurses are easy to fuck that's one thing that's true
>>222968126I love the *idea* of you. The execution, however...
remember that australian guy who had a mental breakdown because he overheard two nurses making fun of the size of his penis
>>222968182grim, very grim
>>222968182I worked EMS as well now I'm rad tech. Take the medical imaging pill bro.
>>222968137They're fake>>222968171She has intriguing eyes
>>222968227Yeah it was 2021 I think
>>222968125>just a genuinegenuine question
>>222968039Ok what field should I enter
>>222968227I woulda cummed
>>222968227Hot, I wish that happened to me
>>222968196FO3 and NV I've been playing since 360 days, though it was 90% NV since I got a PCI keep really liking the idea of playing FO3 with TTW but I keep going for muhrealism set ups and the combat and loot changes always make for a miserable early game so I never see it throughthink I will skip the combat mods next time and actually finish FO3, Broken Steel I've actually never even finished lol
Fish and chips in Union Pier Michigan
>>222968125it's a pretty common term outside the military, I don't know how you avoided it your whole life. but yeah I hate this kind of shit
>>222968227Was that Lachlan?
>>222968182So you support murder of the innocent?
>>222968319Apparently
>>222968301Shaefur dispray Fish and chips should be crispy not soggy and sad looking
I work at Costco
It's pouring but I want to go to the gym
>>222968301ewww the fried chicken looks weird
Momstein is making tacos tonight
>>222968372It was fresh and crispy though. Tartar sauce could be better.
Zoom zoom must be posting on local facebook
>>222968301That looks like the physical embodiment of depression.
>>222968424
>>222968376>want to go>to the gymthis does not compute
>>222968301Lemme borrow a chip
>>222968346When it's a dementia-ridden old person with no memory of who they used to be, then yes I want them taken out. Their lives are abject misery, and they only spread further misery to those around them. You would have thrice as many nurses willing to work at nursing homes if they didn't have to content with dementia patients
all you have to do is be a 6’5 millionaire 99.999th percentile athlete competing for the biggest prize in sport, it’s literally that easy
>>222968424>PicI caused this btw
>>222968310I didn't get in trouble for it but my NCO kind of gave me a weird look like "uh you know you're supposed to just say yes, right?'I realized the subtext later on.
>>222968478i sure do care about what scarymommy has to say
>>222968478Women will not see any sort of contradiction or unreasonableness in this either
Jacked off to Topanga again award
Is it weird to go to the beach alone? I don't know where to keep my eyes and I don't wanna be viewed as the creep on the beach
>>222968613sunglasses fn
>>222968613No
>>222968613there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
>>222968613yes t.b.h bring your pochade and pretend you’re doing a plein air
>>222968613Are you Indian? If not, it's fine and not creepy.
What about swimming with your shirt on and wearing the swim shoes? Is that okay?
step 1:don't reincarnate as an indiannow what
>>222968613Why not go to endless empty sections of beautiful beach to enjoy your solitude? Nothing but sea, sand, and sky.... and you.
why is everything thought as creepy? walking is seen as creepy, enjoying the beach is creepy, saying hi to someone is creepy
>>222968710oof you're a creep for even asking this
>>222968710there's this thing called a femcel, and it's only purpose in life is to be the crab that keeps other crabs in the bucket
so what's your take
Last I went alone to the beach I had no idea it has a no singles policy. They thought I was a pedo and caused me off the beach
>>222968772no singles policy is that real?
>>222968788Yes and my local kino plex
>>222968772Was Robert the lifeguard?
>>222968788go to the movie theatre alone, i dare you
>>222968788The only place I know of is South Korea where you are expected to only eat out with friends
>>222968254>negative canthal tilt monolidsYes, very intriguing…
>>222968813thats strange and they have the highest amount of loneliness tf men supposed to do
I dont have a wife, but if I did, she would definitely have very large boobies
>>222968837die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7KLL-crH2Q
how do i put a hit out on a person?
>>222968808Holy shit yes he was the guard on duty
my wife if i had one would have a slender aristocratic build
Dubs and I get fired tomorrow
haven't seen this pic in a long time
>>222968837we live in k shaped societies
dubs and i get 10 million dollars tomorrow
>>222968824>Autistic outdated phrenologyNo female flesh has ever touched this guys penis besides his mother's.
>>222968182first responder chad
>>222968710A lot of times women use the word creepy when they don't want to say something that makes them look bad/shallow
>>222968948dubs and you never post again
He’s at peace now :(. RIP buddy. I love you so much.
>>222968998trips and i post forever
>>222968887LOL always nice to see a fellow fa/tv/irgin
>>222968301I posted this yesterday
I have gray hair and it ages me
dubs and tell me how to put hit out on a person
I love reading gen x and boomers crash out on twitter. It looks like morning /cum/ threads
>>222969012RIP Lassie
Bros just saw an East Asian with dyed red hair in my apartment block speaking Polish with an accent. I am going to shower and get changed and hit on her because I think she’s in the common area with some guy
catbergenstein
>>222968457nigga how you gonna borrow a chipis you gonna give it back?!
I'm watching a body cam video of this 5 foot tall 115 lbs Latina firecracker absolutig going ham on police. She's sexy as fuck, what a pistol
Literally everything that boomers believe is carefully crafted CIA propaganda.
>>222969012My condolences anon
>>222969012he was very cute, sorry for your loss fren
my male coworkers have realized I'm autistic and retarded by now and they don't give me a hard time about it, but the women find me creepyit's something I experienced at school as well, guys just realize "anon 'doesn't like to talk much'" and then leave me be for the most part, but to girls you're basically a serial killer now be but for girl
>>222969012that smile is mogging me
>>222969124They never had any truck together. Might as well bring up John Boener
>>222969133being autistic isnt an excuse to be strange.
are you a lovable eccentric?
Being strange is an excuse to be autistic
>>222969133*ignore that fragment at the end phoneposting is aids
How do autistic females get treated?
i hate women, sports, the sun, and mexicans
Women have shown interest in me because I'm not particularly ugly but they always ghost me after seeing my personality
>>222969231kek
Boomers actually get angry if you question the CIA's narrative on anything. It's like blasphemy to them.
>>222969133>be but for girlreal
I don't like the sun either its too hot
>Timmy got so triggered he spam reported my postsKek butthurt retard. Won again I guess.
>>222969231LMAO
>>222968772>>222968808>>222968887>>222969017amazing lmao
>>222969281please explain
boutta watch the mexican ball game with my girl, under the sun
>>222969231There's literally nothing wrong with sportsball
>>222969296>He doesn't get itTo the popcorn mines with him
>>222968968I’m one of /cum/ most successful sex havers
>>222969248Question anything about the holocaust and they will begin screaming at you
Dogfucking childraped kike whore
>>222967802Youre historically retarded and know nothing about shit. Who made the gun?
>>222969327But enough about your mother
Are you lonely?
>>222969012You did play stratego with him before he croaked right?!
>Two hours until Paris burnsHow exciting
If I won the lottery I would quit my job by the end of the month
>>222969358he looks infinitely better than me
I AM TITANIUM
>>222969350Done 'im-Kruger Effect
I am contemporarily retarded
>>222969384one of the songs of all time
>>222969358https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG_VDj8Eh_g
How about the Dunning Krugerrand effect
Peepeepoopooyour thoughts?
We should make the UG, united generals. Together the users of each general can vote to make decisions that we have no means of practically enforcing
>>222969399I'm clasically retarded
>>222969384nostalgic song for me, this as well https://youtu.be/ygQtml-Xsog
Got 1000 PLN on the Frog Ngubus to win this
Hitler wasnt even a white supremacist. He quietly acknowledged east asian civilizations as surpassing all of europe at some point.
>>222969470Isn't half of the Moroccan team French Ngubus?
>>222969425poopoopeepee. get owned libtard
>>222969494Yeah whoever wins Moroccans are going to burn France tonight
>>222969450Ok, but you guys have to call me "Snake"
>>222969545Not unless you fuck my ass
don't know where I left my caffeine pills. how the fuck did I misplace a jar of pills
>>222969530Kinda hope Morocco wins and then gets eliminated by Spain. The chimpout would be glorious.
>>222969568eurocels will NEVER recover from this
>>222969012Beautiful dog. Sorry for your loss anon.
>>222969568They will scream some per capita bullshit
Im pooping right now
>>222968478He looks like a chimp that got bleached.
>>222969623Quite similar population sizes
>Per CapitaThe last refuge of a scoundrel
So that just happened in real time. Can we... can we have a conversation about this? I mean, lot to unpack there.
>>222969647gotta be part neanderthal
Might start calling people a pedo as a random insult.
>>222969342>didn't advanceWho sat around for centuries after inventing the gun until Europeans showed up and pushed their poop in with more advanced designs and technology?
Virgin at 23, turning 24 in November. It's over
where does poop go after it gets flushed into the sewers?
>>222969677alri, pedo
>>222969673He’s cromagniform, not Neanderthal
>>222969554Kill yourself
>>222969695You're basically a child, inceldom starts at 30
Except India ofc
>>222969677Everyone else already does this, epstein ahh
>>222969704Eaten by Brian
This soccer shit is boring on GOD
>>222969704It goes through pipes into a water treatment plant were it gets filtered out of the water and sold to make fertilizer or some shit
>>222969685Your entire argument is that all non white people are incapable of inventing anything ever. Youre just a disingenuous divide and conquer jew probably hence your divisive speech.. wouldnt surprise me
Cappadocians were the best clan
>>222969667It’s giving…. faggot
>>222969766How about Percapitadocians
>>222969764Never said that at all, you are either retarded or still seething from being called redditjeet this morning lol
>>222969750frfr no cap
I should eating like a spoon full powdered oats after every meal, I never remember though
>>222969722but I would use it even if they don't do pedo things.Like if someone makes me mad, I'd say fuck off, pedo.
>>222969811Again, everybody already does this you unc ahh pedo
what a cringelord
>>222969793The Clan of Cope™
>>222969826no, it's like calling someone a racist. Nobody uses it randomly like faggot. They use if only if they are accusing the person.
>>222969797>Brings up jeet out of nowhere>Thinks hes now winning the argument with his diarrhea ad hominem attacksLike I said, youre a disingenuous jew. Its funny how white supremacist retards can never defend their positions at all... durr only white man can invent things no one else ree!
My mother was in labor for six hours before they decided to cut me out of her belly
NEW>>222969815
do you ever just remember bits of a song but dont remember the name of it im going mad
>>222969911ask grok he'll find it for u
The Nickelback pic was per capita to begin with.
>>222969895>It's him>he's STILL mad
Mbappe penalty kick free money incoming
>>222969949Is he in the room with you right now? Psycho kike lmao.