Spoonfulls edition
Yeah that's Turkiỳê filtered
nth for the 'lysadem
What's Spoonfulls anyway?
think catbergs got dementia the poor old coot
>>222971734its what alysa used to dye those dark stripes in her raccoon hair
>>222971754Ohhhhh so the ZA flag is just some crypto Alysaposter
fucking hell I went to the park with a football and was kicking it against the fence by myself and some chav kids came over and started calling me a paedo so I got my football and walked off and they followed me so I couldn't go home because they would know where I live and whenever someone else walked past the kids would say "excuse me mate/love you do know that blokes a paedo" and I had to walk for like an hour before they fucked off and I could finally go home
>>222971777no i'm just kidding lad spoonfulls is what he included in the op pictureits powder you add to a glass of milk to make a flavoured milkshake
Je n'aime pas les arabes.
>>222971783fuck off cleanshirt
>>222971783don't think that happened did it
>>222971783The vilification of paedophilia has been a disaster for Britain
let a massive fart out on the dancefloor in a nightclub and the whole fucking area cleared out of course nobody can tell it was you so i pretended to be disgusted as well haha
>>222971783>I went to the park with a football and was kicking it against the fence by myselfIf you are over the age of 10 you are most certainly a pedo
>>222971798Ohhhh like Nesquik?
>>222971806*gasp* il parler comme moi!
>>222971806this is what I look likeexcept I cut my hair
>>222971726playing for morocco in the world cup i'd wager
*ends autistic screeching*Well Activision sure doesn't make it easy!
>>222971826yes but seemingly it has tom and jerry on the label
fucking hell I went to the park with my spinny hat on and was licking my giant lollipop by myself and
Mobile aircons any good? any specific brand to get?
Mad how Scotland were in this World Cup for a little while
>>222971873seen her minge
>piers Corbyn and Laurence Fox running in ClactonYou just knew there would be some attention seeking twats ruining the straight fight between Farage and Binface
jack the ripper really was the goat serial killer wasn't henigga was killing bitches and cutting their bodies to bits in the streets and got away with it
>>222971874yhdunno ive got a homcom one and it works
>>222971803are you 19?
>>222971886What a fucking twat
>>222971873Seen her pissing in a nappy
>>222971886he's diving so much lately. makes me respect him less
Sweating my nuts off, need a dehumidifier in here pronto
Wish I wasn't so cowardly when I was a younger man
you can't condition air
>>222971904he's a footballer mate that's what they all do
poo
this shit needs to stopPOST FUCKING THREE LINKSAND POST FROM A GB FLAGthere are people still in the old because they have you filtered or didn't see your singular link
>>222971890>>222971900ermwhere?
Taking a shit used to be much simpler in the 1990s. Drop pants, shit, wipe, pull up pants, wash hands. Nowadays it’s a battle to make it to the toilet on time and you’re never quite sure if you’re finished. Damn woke has ruined everything.
>>222971892didn't even get that many by modern standardswins it on pure aura though, fella who came up with that nickname was a genius
>>222971928pele and zidane didn't do that
>>222971935meltdown
>>222971935>there are people still in the oldhave you told them we're all in here? I will go and tell them if you want.
>>222971943his descendants are racking up crazy numbers against kids in lebanon and gaza in his honour
>>222971941yanks are so unbelievably unfunnyjust go to /cum/ please
Sir Reasonable Blackman
atb
>>222971983writing his posts like he's doing standup
Ariana Grande poo porn
Don't find jack the ripper very interesting now I've found out he was a jewbag
mum's booked the best michael jackson impersonator in newcastle for my 40thlove her to bits x
>>222972003worse, like he's jerry seinfeld doing standup
just been booked for some dork's 40th birthday by his mum utterly tragicmight show up and do an elvis act instead just to troll him
>>222971991it's friday
>>222972048grim
want to go to bed but worried there could be a dracula hiding in my room
anyone getting on iw4x to quickscope
>>222972060I like his humility
/brit/ themehttps://youtu.be/_nrEwHVVcvU
Really need to clear up my porn folder, went a bit mental backing up everything but there's so much rubbish there now
>>222972069Have you not got any garlic or a cross lad?
having a go
remember when I said I was having a poo earlier?yea its happening againright now
>>222972048you already posted this and i have a feeling you'll be posting it often. filtered.
Listening to The Haunt
>>222972096how big?
feel asleep at 7 and thought id slept right through to toilon the morrow. what the fuck am i supposed to do now
>>222972008i like the bit in From Hell where he sends his floating face forward through the fourth dimension to knock Ian Brady off his bike and inspire him to have a go at murdering as well and also does the same to Peter Sutcliffe somehowshould've had that bit in the film with Johnny Depp, and the cutaway scene with Hitler being conceived
my arsehole is howling
if ive never played football do you think I can get in england squad before next world cup
>>222972106she would go nutso on your penis
>>222972115Nearly 1TB, oh my days the state of me
Why does count binface rattle so many people?
>>222972152probably, doesn't look too hard
handling dey bidness x
>>222972166got a bin for a faceit's not on
Hate this weather, arms keep sticking to my desk
>>222972166he has a tic that makes him grab and shake people
>>222972166>wow he is le wackyREDDIT
>>222972188does his quirkiness "rattle" you?
>>222972166makes a mockery of the facade of proper politics . boomers dont care who is scamming money from the public purse as long as they wear a suit while doing it
>>222972200Uh... yh
>>222972166Farage fanboys are desperate to make him out as some agent of the establishment (the irony) when it's just a lad taking the piss
why is kier starmer not pressuring fifa to rescind the quansah red card????
fit Reddit trannies got me acting the FUCK up
>>222972203rorkinho esta aquis
>>222972203gummied out his damn mind
>>222972203cute little skunk
disgrace Morocco
eating rorke crispies
>>222972220Too buck broken by recent events to even tryA man robbed of his job
>>222972153>>222972153Imagine if she stuck a finger or two up your bum wouldnt that be so weird haha
>>222972246he's still pm
>>222972257yeah... pmo!!!!
>>222972247is this house of the dragon? that looks like sir criston cole
>>222972203what kind of dog is this?
The lesser evil wonYeah it's not over yet but it is
>>222972267scrombobbling
brittish girls need to do this more
>>222972247that would be sore and she would get poo on her finger
Her Insta stories about the butterfly. She called her mum to ask her to drive to the train station and pick up a butterfly to take it back home for some sugar water! Yes Ruby, let's pollute the environment by driving a car to pick up a butterfly that's probably come to the end of it's natural life cycle. That makes perfect sense! (Her mum didn't indulge her this time, thankfully)
why are the french ones all black then?
>>222972008was he?
would be funny if a party sent £500,000 instead of £500 to the Electoral Commission to get themselves registered as a party that's standing in a election
This weather is foul. Absolutely foul
>>222972111Simply not true
and we take you to the streets of paris>camera pans to a nuclear explosion going off
nobody asked about your infatuation with miss ugly over here
>>222972164maybe because they are each 1gb? try compressing
>>222972166he's just an unfunny leftymong
neighbours catberg sneaking into my kitchen and smashing stuff up, little cunt
>>222972316Yes, DNA test concluded it too since there was some of his blood on the victims clothes and a distant family descendant matched itTimeline matches up as his family sent him to an insane asylum which is when the killings stopped, good chance they knew it was him while it was happening
>>222971806
>>222972317would be easily explained as an error. most bribery is a 2 way street
>>222972384done by catberg
>>222971886thanks to mass migration all european teams now are just varying levels of shithousing and play actingapparently this means the game is better
>>222972384you're legally allowed to kill it
>>222972385do you have a source?
The craic! We're just here for the craic!
>>222972384cats cant smash stuff theyre not big enough. you're thinking of a cat burglar
>>222972447saw this on redscarepod already
>>222972429brown hands typed this
nice cool breeze, it lush
wank then bed then toil then home then wank then bed
In the market for some bits
>>222972462no he's definitely a cat he has dark fur and he's about 5'9 and hang on
>>222972492picky bits?
>>222972482then what
>>222972482kek this is me
>>222972465stay on reddit next time yeah mate?
need my willy sucked pronto
>>222972497corr don’t mind if i do
>>222972498repeat for the rest of my life
mad how klose's world cup record has been broken twice now
might go crazy and get my willy out in the middle of toil
>>222972482Yep, thats the plan, alright...Wank bed toil home wank (booze) (maybe another wank) bed
might move to america
>>2229725112000s players might as well have been playing in 1900s
>>222972438Fairly certain there was a better one but I can't be arsed to find it againhttps://nypost.com/2025/02/15/world-news/jack-the-rippers-identity-revealed-after-dna-breakthrough-historian/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Kosminski
>>222972504*rapes you*
my life a gay porn
https://youtu.be/DoKqcDAhd8Q
>>222972106>>222972247nice ass too, coor
>>222972523don't like the idea that i could just push someone over or get my willy out or bark like a dog in a meeting at toil and just completely upend my life in 10 secondsnot nice to think about
his life is a gay porn
asmr gf telling me about her husband, fucks sake
my life a louis theroux documentary but without louis or the camera crew and it all goes undocumented and forgotten but i'm still a weird retard
my life a movie
>>222972576on the other hand this is why the government can't withdraw the benes system. because timification can happen to anyone at any time
Magic talking baby that just came out the womb be like "my life a newborn"
my life a solo male jerking cumpilation
sir niggers willy
my life a movieaudience walked out early
very slowly pushing out a large turd from my hole
>>222972627get a move on
>>222972600
happy 30th birthday ladx
sleepy time
my life a gay porn lifemy wife a gay porn wife
dropped absolute bombs in the toilet earlier, didn't poo for days because of the heat I guess, suddenly all came out in one big go
>>222972660heat doesnt affect poos. state of your diet
sup homie
cant sleep so having a go on fifa
>>222972677wat it do, marge
bellend is exceptionally smelly this evening
>>222972685mad how this is literally me
>>222972694giz a whiff
When will you apologize?
>>222972646sleep well lovely x
>>222972703nothing to do with me
theres a glock in my rari
the youtubetoilwill probably make it half way through before i stop and have a wank because i'm a grubby fat orc
>>222972703i was born in 2003 what am i apologising for
>>222972710<3
>>222972703for whateveryone's having fun
>>222972703rorke's whip
>>222972741s
Dear Diary, Today my life continued in it's typical gay porn fashion
>>222972739bang this freak in the air fryer
>>222972703pls don't kink shame. educate yourself and do better
Going bed times now team too hot today been up since 8:40 am too ordered two pedastal fans for tomorrow cost £179.99 good deal really hope they helps me keep cool in this weather it's not nice at all and impairs my mental health
>>222972719Weird, I just heard this song
>>222972703he has to be gay because a straight man would be too busy riding her a different waygay men are literally the most evil people in the world and responsible for all the bad
>>222972768>buying fans at the end of the heatwavelol u got done
>>222972799They was the only ones on stock I tried Argos I tried VERY I tried Currys and I even tried John Lewis all out of stock so I had to get these questionably branded ones off AMAZON.
We are praying for them
we should be allowed to buy and sell women as slaves
hope france beat morocco today
Dyson Hot+Cool or nothing. Sorry. Can't muck about with that other stuff.
>>222972753he's like a tiny little thanksgiving turkey
>not having central ACTruly thirdie tier
>>222972880wow what an original observation
>>222972880fuck up fatboy *chins you*
>>222972880I did play some of Black Flag which I enjoyed TBF but I didn't finish it
>>222972768You need to buy a portable ac unit. Paying £179 is close to the price of one of them. You really need to invest in one, it's for your mental health x
>>222972774pic unrelatedwas a notorious poon hound
my scrotum has elongated verily
>>222972897Mumberg said I'm not allowed to get one
>>2229728801-4
bedtoil with the usual 4hr youtube slopfest sesh awaits
been practising football in the gardenonly just got in x
>>222972910It not right. They use the same amount of electricity as a console does these days. It really not right.
29 year old woman and she can't buy an air con because mum said so
>>222972721was it any good (the video)
>>222972770isnt that air strip british
might be the most boring thread of all time
the paki platters in
yo I'm real happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but >>222972964
>>222972980the bowel cancer spesh. aboshhh
>>222972964I’ll liven it up a bit with Emma Watson doing a poo.
>>222972946yehshe's a bit annoying but i find it endearing
let's all talk about our feelings
>>222972980Slightly delayed post was it?
>>222972996i feel nice and happy :)
>>222972980Dog turds and women’s labias.
>>222972920mad how only a few short years ago he looked like this. maybe the muzzies are right on alcohol
>>222972996im unsure of how i feel at the moment
>>222972999still on dial up
>>222972996I feel like I want to have sexual intercourse with a /brit/ poster.
>>222972980i dont think pakistanis make this stuff tbqh
>>222973028oh um x
>>222972980Poo chips and salad only 29 quid
>>222972996I will not
>>222972928She said it might kill the catbergs
>>2229730486 tubbed eltons too mind you
just keeps replying to himself shameless
>>222973062No offence but is your mum retarded
>>222973066rorkesheed
>>222973066the woke fears this
>>222973066blokes working in a kitchen with his toes out
3x garlic mayoPlease put the mayo on the side not on the doner last time you put it on the doner even though I asked you not to
And all the air conditioning units are sold out there's even less available than for fans>>222973071She said it might fall on them
extra 50s worth of garlic
but what if most people are good, rorke? what then?
>>222973100They're quite sturdy, they'd really have to gang up on it to pull it down, plus you can literally teach cats not to fuck with things
Emma Watson could clear out a room with a single fart, but I don’t mind her sitting on my face and letting rip.
>>222973106youcanfockinsmellit
>>222973113Which one do you have and where did you purchase it?
>>222973110They can be good in Africa
open the fucking bordershouse the 43 IQ Afghan goat herders next to all girls schoolsget them seen by the best GP's money can buyget their measles circulating in the general populationand get them fucking wankedit's as simple as that really
doesn't seem right to me that one of these tubs of dip has more calories than a big macpisses me off in fact
>>222973123I don't have one because my flat came with it preinstalled but there are plenty at argos and currys that are very stable and reasonably priced, especially comparing it to two fans at 180 pounds.
>>222973135Here here!!! in the words of our leaders x
Are opioids nice
Gonna play Zomboid with my future husband tomorrow.
>>222973145bit mad that my brother with type 1 diabetes goes through these like nobodies businiess. he'll be blind and then what, hand fed pizza i assume?
>>222973183ruff one. having type 1 but your brother doesn't. guess he is the one laughing since you post of 4chan
it is mental though how america elected a man called hussein seven years after 9/11
>>222973145That is 626 kcal per 100 g presumably the pot contains less than 100 g probably like 25 g at most
Nowt wrong with Emma Watson doing a wee jobby in me gob now is there.
Quite like Aldi's own brand drinks. Along with their range of biscuits.
>>222973232thought that's elliot page from the thumby
>>222973225barrack HUSSEIN obama was not MY president
not needed
>>222973066flipflops should be banned in public like nudity and burkas. so gross
>>222973121
barack screaming obama
Twerk that fuckin’ ass.
>>222973228:(
>posting images of animals suffering Genuinely kill yourself>>222973256Their knock off Monster energy is decent
>>222973280it's dead not suffering
never drinked a monster energy in my life
juno's martian pussy
>>222973292Hmm
>>222973292red bull man are you
juno? no I don't
Evil weather
>>222973319woffee for me
>>222973292vile muck best avoided
oh my DAYS have you man seen the STATE of rorkes creps?
>>222973292same don't see the appeal they look evil
Monster energy is sexo in a can
>>222973336I have actually yeah
>>222973344how so
he has the brain of a high court judge and the morals of a pirate but is completely defeated by a lukewarm greggs sausage roll
>>222973344we are talking about real people who deserve to live though
>>222973363hes never had sex but he thinks it feels like drinking caffeine sugarslop
I am very warm
As a white bloke, why have I always been hit on more by black girls than white ones
>NEW: PIP is set to undergo major reform after a Government review found it's not fit for purpose>It found assessments can be so "dehumanising" that they drive some claimants out of work and having a social life
>>222973336
I intend to assassinate Count Binface
>>222973420
>>222973344What flavour?
>>222973443troons love white monster
post a fucking new then
>>222973420right well i dont know but this post might violate united states law
science is realvaccines workthe earth is round
rorke on a date with his igbo gf
Keep seeing people bradleyposting in tiktok commentsFucking me right off
my dad is an antivax climate change denying christcuck
>>222973396so are they going to make it easier or harder?
>>222973395you have rorke energy
>>222973475Yeah? And I live on mars LOL
>>222973516>>222973516>>222973516>>222973516
>>222973498Probably something like more support for people. Which is going to be absolutely useless. Voluntarily went through UC support scheme and they're the most uninterested people imaginable. It is a waste of time. Pip support will be identical.
