Would it be weird to order a sex toy with my mom's amazon account?

>>222973112
Maybe buy her some lingerie first and see how she reacts

>>222973134
>nooooooo the op has to be porn spammed by a third worlder nooooooooooo

I don't know if I should take up music or drawing as a hobby

Who is your favorite character on The Sopranos? For me, it's Furio, he's literally me... well, just the nose.

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Any of you madmen done the Great Loop?

>>222973195
Christopher because he's literally me

Youve seen one small town you've seen them all

>>222973197
I've done the great poop

>nooooooo
>nooooooo
what are you autistic?

>>222973217
Maybe I am?

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The fat kid from Diary of Wimpy Kid looks good now

i hate women so much

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>>222973084

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Quebecer here. We don't have a jeet problem we have an African problem. Why the fuck are they such bad drivers? It drives me crazy.

>>222973287
That's literally Fuentes

>>222973301
I've noticed this as well

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>>222973310
Fuentes wishes

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expeditin' the poobergization on behalf of herr doktor rectalstein

whilst wun waits for a post from the catyank

>>222973217
you think that's a negative here? go back to jerking it to porn posted by thirdies

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June 2, no rain since October

>fat kid from diary of a wimpy kid
his name is Rowley, dumbass.
>nick fuentes mentioned
kyselves

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>>222973337
what?

>>222973340
Pendejo. When are you traveling to Mehico?

>>222973343
I'm not a zoomer so I didn't read them

>>222973343
Make no mistake, I think Fuentes is a glowie faggot Mexican

realized a girl was flirting with me 2 months later award

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>>222973340
July 2, after one good rain
>>222973358
not until October because the wedding I was going to go to in August was cancelled...

It's been raining for weeks

>>222973337
What do you think of dogbergs?

>>222973378
you were never an incel and never will be

>>222973301
only whites and the few asians who love to driftrace their honda are any good at driving. everyone else sucks at it.

>>222973177
You a foid or what

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>>222973389
I never claimed to be

My sister sent me a card with cut-out magazine letters telling me happy birthday

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Fell asleep super late last night and skipped my usual cat nap I feel extra sleepy right now

i put penis pills in my penis

the idea of a girl pouring vodka into her ass is kinda hot ngl

>>222973422
Yandere behavior

>>222973393
Im a renaissance man

the idea of a girl is kinda hot ngl

>>222973442
why would anyone do that?

Feeling fat

>>222973460
gets you drunk really fast apparently

Beard is gray so I guess its time to just embrace a weak chin

i watched a guy having a stroke earlier while driving
it was pretty funny, he didn't wreck though

>>222973471
i know but it's insanely retarded

>>222973422
she put effort into it, appreciate it

>>222973442
I'd rather she pour it on her feet and have me lick it off

>>222973477
grey beards are kino, tf you talking about

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher

>>222973478
How did you watch him have a stroke? Were you in the car with him?

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Incredibly grim category

>>222973480
its also pretty dangerous apparently since your body doesn't have a built in "rejection" button like your stomach does with puking

>>222973505
i was driving behind him
>>222973512
i like bob's burgers

>>222973512
Smiling Friends is GOATed

being proud you didnt go to college is such a retarded line of thinking it's unreal

>>222973540
I went to college, but wish I hadn't. worst financial decision ever.

now since i recalled that, now i remember i was recorded a lot in high school :/ i would be invited to tables and they would ask me questions about japan and anime. they often said 'wow you're so cool' or 'how do you know this?' while smiling. i genuinely thought they were my friends. i even added them on snap and they would keep asking questions or 'show me your favorite things' every time i asked to come along with them they said 'sure we can hang out' but never followed up

>>222973512
Animation is dead

>>222973554
millennials killed it

>>222973512
i'll go for Smiling Friends. Simpsons needs to fucking die already. South Park season was literally only about Trump which got old fast. Rick and Morty was whatever. Didn't watch the others. I feel embarrassment and shame for even having an opinion on this.

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>>222973552
They were making a documentary about future school shooters

>>222973554
Glitch productions is saving it

>>222973512
japan really is the only country left that actually appreciates animation as an art

>>222973574
Troon slop productions

>>222973524
You were driving behind him and you were able to deduce he was having a stroke?

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>>222973574
I like TADC, but it's not breaking any ground my negro

>>222973585
yeah. i'm smart

I prefer Japanese cartoons

>>222973584
TADC isn't a tranny show.

>>222973477
I'm in the same boat but I'm too Slavic to ever grow a good beard in the first place.

>>222973489
It's bad enough that I'm balding.

>>222973512
Why did 2D animation in the west get pigeonholed into children's shows, capeslop, or adult comedy

>>222973603
The creator is literally a tranny

life didn't get better after my first three way

I wish i could experience 2 girls slobbing my knob

>>222973614
try a four way

>>222973609
You mixed them up with Hazbin Hotel. Hazbin hotel has the troons.

Macacos toungue your anus

I don't have any food. I should probably go to COSTCO but it's gonna be a fucking zoo there...

>>222973208
There are the A&W towns and the McDonald's towns. If it has both that's approaching big city feels.

my local costco is always filled with jeets

>>222973177
you could do both if you don’t care about getting good

What is Walmart like?

>>222973648
Lumbsbra toungued my anus

Company im applying for has this weird thing where the hr lady's texts are clearly AI automated but the texts are overly personal or friendly. Like "Please let me know how your interview went!" "Oh yay! I'm so happy to hear that it went well!"
Yjk they did some kind of psychological study which found increased hiring success when using these kind of messages

You can't even joke about raping girls on this site anymore
When did this site become so anti rape?
In my day this was the premier hub for rape culture

small town life is barely any different from big city these days. nobody talks to each other as they're glued to their phones, kids spend all day gooning on discord, and everyone just orders all their shit on amazon

>>222973301
the most hazardous type if driver i have encountered is a black man around middle age driving on unfamiliar roads. this driver will go fully half the speed limit in the middle lane on the freeway, if he uses his signal lights at all it's a 50/50 chance they correlate to any turn he plans to make. if you look at him in the cabin he will have the most baffled open mouth expression, both hands on the wheel, looking left and right constantly. this driver is more dangerous than uberjeets and more dangerous than chinese old ladies.

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Made cookies

>>222973704
you cant even say nigger in some parts of the website

>>222973715
Well, at least things are cheaper, right?

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>>222973723
GIVE ME ONE

>>222973731
Do you want to make out with me?

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getting my new glasses tomorrow ngl

Can't decide if I'll get drunk tonight or not

>>222973730
say SEAnigger in a gacha general on /vg/ and you'll be banned in minutes jej

cum o algo or something or whatever

Started my fire and put the old cock away for the day

Can't decide if I want to become a jihadist or not

>>222973779
All the kawaii moe lolis love jihad

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sup

Whichs ones the stink and which 1s the stink?

>>222973823
>flag
You probably look like that

>>222973823
What up greta

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>YOU KNOW THEM HUSKIES LIKE THE COLD (HUSKIES LIKE THE COLD)
>Y'KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY (KNOW THEY'RE GONNA PLAY)

>>222973823
*facts*
*leaves the room*

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>>222973883
Country borders don't matter but State borders do

Mars microbe lives matter but unborn fetuses are just a clump of cells and don't matter

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>>222973929

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Color has no Gender but if your son likes pink he is actually your daughter and needs to go on hormone blockers

>>222973929
>Mars microbe lives matter but unborn fetuses are just a clump of cells and don't matter
Neither matter

https://youtu.be/qAmulKjcHoo?si=Oqc2r8jy5MmH4li1

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Why would I care if someone has an abortion? It's not my fucking child.

Why don't chads just rizz up HR ladies?
Infinite job glitch

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haven't eaten a cheeseburger in like 4 months

>>222973980
Does anyone actually find this funny
Ugly comic, rddit humor

>>222973980
what is this?

>>222973997
So true can't believe this fag actually posted it!

>>222973997
>>222974006
Stop being cringe

>>222974010
Stop posting cringe

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ruined the word unc for my nephew by calling myself one, defeating zoomer lingo one cringe interaction at a time