Would it be weird to order a sex toy with my mom's amazon account?

>>222973112
Maybe buy her some lingerie first and see how she reacts

>>222973134
>nooooooo the op has to be porn spammed by a third worlder nooooooooooo

I don't know if I should take up music or drawing as a hobby

Who is your favorite character on The Sopranos? For me, it's Furio, he's literally me... well, just the nose.

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Any of you madmen done the Great Loop?

>>222973195
Christopher because he's literally me

Youve seen one small town you've seen them all

>>222973197
I've done the great poop

>nooooooo
>nooooooo
what are you autistic?

>>222973217
Maybe I am?

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The fat kid from Diary of Wimpy Kid looks good now

i hate women so much

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>>222973084

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Quebecer here. We don't have a jeet problem we have an African problem. Why the fuck are they such bad drivers? It drives me crazy.

>>222973287
That's literally Fuentes

>>222973301
I've noticed this as well

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>>222973310
Fuentes wishes

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expeditin' the poobergization on behalf of herr doktor rectalstein

whilst wun waits for a post from the catyank

>>222973217
you think that's a negative here? go back to jerking it to porn posted by thirdies

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June 2, no rain since October

>fat kid from diary of a wimpy kid
his name is Rowley, dumbass.
>nick fuentes mentioned
kyselves

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>>222973337
what?

>>222973340
Pendejo. When are you traveling to Mehico?

>>222973343
I'm not a zoomer so I didn't read them

>>222973343
Make no mistake, I think Fuentes is a glowie faggot Mexican

realized a girl was flirting with me 2 months later award

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>>222973340
July 2, after one good rain
>>222973358
not until October because the wedding I was going to go to in August was cancelled...

It's been raining for weeks

>>222973337
What do you think of dogbergs?

>>222973378
you were never an incel and never will be

>>222973301
only whites and the few asians who love to driftrace their honda are any good at driving. everyone else sucks at it.

>>222973177
You a foid or what

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>>222973389
I never claimed to be

My sister sent me a card with cut-out magazine letters telling me happy birthday

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Fell asleep super late last night and skipped my usual cat nap I feel extra sleepy right now

i put penis pills in my penis

the idea of a girl pouring vodka into her ass is kinda hot ngl

>>222973422
Yandere behavior

>>222973393
Im a renaissance man

the idea of a girl is kinda hot ngl

>>222973442
why would anyone do that?

Feeling fat

>>222973460
gets you drunk really fast apparently

Beard is gray so I guess its time to just embrace a weak chin

i watched a guy having a stroke earlier while driving
it was pretty funny, he didn't wreck though

>>222973471
i know but it's insanely retarded

>>222973422
she put effort into it, appreciate it

>>222973442
I'd rather she pour it on her feet and have me lick it off

>>222973477
grey beards are kino, tf you talking about

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher

>>222973478
How did you watch him have a stroke? Were you in the car with him?

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Incredibly grim category

>>222973480
its also pretty dangerous apparently since your body doesn't have a built in "rejection" button like your stomach does with puking

>>222973505
i was driving behind him
>>222973512
i like bob's burgers

>>222973512
Smiling Friends is GOATed

being proud you didnt go to college is such a retarded line of thinking it's unreal

>>222973540
I went to college, but wish I hadn't. worst financial decision ever.

now since i recalled that, now i remember i was recorded a lot in high school :/ i would be invited to tables and they would ask me questions about japan and anime. they often said 'wow you're so cool' or 'how do you know this?' while smiling. i genuinely thought they were my friends. i even added them on snap and they would keep asking questions or 'show me your favorite things' every time i asked to come along with them they said 'sure we can hang out' but never followed up

>>222973512
Animation is dead

>>222973554
millennials killed it

>>222973512
i'll go for Smiling Friends. Simpsons needs to fucking die already. South Park season was literally only about Trump which got old fast. Rick and Morty was whatever. Didn't watch the others. I feel embarrassment and shame for even having an opinion on this.

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>>222973552
They were making a documentary about future school shooters

>>222973554
Glitch productions is saving it

>>222973512
japan really is the only country left that actually appreciates animation as an art

>>222973574
Troon slop productions

>>222973524
You were driving behind him and you were able to deduce he was having a stroke?

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>>222973574
I like TADC, but it's not breaking any ground my negro

>>222973585
yeah. i'm smart

I prefer Japanese cartoons

>>222973584
TADC isn't a tranny show.

>>222973477
I'm in the same boat but I'm too Slavic to ever grow a good beard in the first place.

>>222973489
It's bad enough that I'm balding.

>>222973512
Why did 2D animation in the west get pigeonholed into children's shows, capeslop, or adult comedy

>>222973603
The creator is literally a tranny

life didn't get better after my first three way

I wish i could experience 2 girls slobbing my knob

>>222973614
try a four way

>>222973609
You mixed them up with Hazbin Hotel. Hazbin hotel has the troons.

Macacos toungue your anus

I don't have any food. I should probably go to COSTCO but it's gonna be a fucking zoo there...

>>222973208
There are the A&W towns and the McDonald's towns. If it has both that's approaching big city feels.

my local costco is always filled with jeets

>>222973177
you could do both if you don’t care about getting good

What is Walmart like?

>>222973648
Lumbsbra toungued my anus

Company im applying for has this weird thing where the hr lady's texts are clearly AI automated but the texts are overly personal or friendly. Like "Please let me know how your interview went!" "Oh yay! I'm so happy to hear that it went well!"
Yjk they did some kind of psychological study which found increased hiring success when using these kind of messages

You can't even joke about raping girls on this site anymore
When did this site become so anti rape?
In my day this was the premier hub for rape culture

small town life is barely any different from big city these days. nobody talks to each other as they're glued to their phones, kids spend all day gooning on discord, and everyone just orders all their shit on amazon

>>222973301
the most hazardous type if driver i have encountered is a black man around middle age driving on unfamiliar roads. this driver will go fully half the speed limit in the middle lane on the freeway, if he uses his signal lights at all it's a 50/50 chance they correlate to any turn he plans to make. if you look at him in the cabin he will have the most baffled open mouth expression, both hands on the wheel, looking left and right constantly. this driver is more dangerous than uberjeets and more dangerous than chinese old ladies.

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Made cookies

>>222973704
you cant even say nigger in some parts of the website

>>222973715
Well, at least things are cheaper, right?

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>>222973723
GIVE ME ONE

>>222973731
Do you want to make out with me?

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getting my new glasses tomorrow ngl

Can't decide if I'll get drunk tonight or not

>>222973730
say SEAnigger in a gacha general on /vg/ and you'll be banned in minutes jej

cum o algo or something or whatever

Started my fire and put the old cock away for the day

Can't decide if I want to become a jihadist or not

>>222973779
All the kawaii moe lolis love jihad

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sup

Whichs ones the stink and which 1s the stink?

>>222973823
>flag
You probably look like that

>>222973823
What up greta

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>YOU KNOW THEM HUSKIES LIKE THE COLD (HUSKIES LIKE THE COLD)
>Y'KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY (KNOW THEY'RE GONNA PLAY)

>>222973823
*facts*
*leaves the room*

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>>222973883
Country borders don't matter but State borders do

Mars microbe lives matter but unborn fetuses are just a clump of cells and don't matter

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>>222973929

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Color has no Gender but if your son likes pink he is actually your daughter and needs to go on hormone blockers

>>222973929
>Mars microbe lives matter but unborn fetuses are just a clump of cells and don't matter
Neither matter

https://youtu.be/qAmulKjcHoo?si=Oqc2r8jy5MmH4li1

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Why would I care if someone has an abortion? It's not my fucking child.

Why don't chads just rizz up HR ladies?
Infinite job glitch

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haven't eaten a cheeseburger in like 4 months

>>222973980
Does anyone actually find this funny
Ugly comic, rddit humor

>>222973980
what is this?

>>222973997
So true can't believe this fag actually posted it!

>>222973997
>>222974006
Stop being cringe

>>222974010
Stop posting cringe

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ruined the word unc for my nephew by calling myself one, defeating zoomer lingo one cringe interaction at a time

>>222973823
homegirl looks like the eunuch from game of thrones in a wig

Weird looking at old people and realizing they have thoughts and feelings just like me
I prefer to dehumanize the elderly as much as possible to avoid thinking about the inevitability of aging

>>222973982
How hard could it even be to poke that shit with a wire if you really didn't want one.

>>222974031
Your post is cringe. CRINGE LORD!

>>222973997
he's hit or miss, I find the style interesting at least would prefer people make loud garish art over sanitized reddit blob people comics that are so popular these days

>>222974040
when a non unc calls me out I go apeshit on them. but when it's just uncs we's homies an shieet

>>222974057
You can also just jump on your girls belly. I hear it's a great homemade abortion method

anyone got some counter strike items

>>222973957
I wear pink t shirts and booty short, I'm not gay.

>>222973084
https://youtu.be/SxqC6E32UmU?si=6kXYgzJSnzQ0vsSA

>>222974004
the culmination of rage comics and deepfried irony in a post mainstream media society

>>222974068
Idc, stop samefaging and shilling your shitty comic

You’re a bunch of gerberts

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>>222974096
>canadian music

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>>222974089
Sold/gave away all my tf2 hats and csgo skins along time ago my inventory used to be worth close to $300

>>222973717
Slow hyper cautious drivers are the worst. They shouldn't even be driving imo. Personally I vastly prefer someone going 20km/h over the speed limit vs someone going 20 km/h under it.

>>222974110
shit i had no clue

>>222974123
What do Three Days Grace, Nickleback, Finger Eleven, and Sum 41 all have in common?
They're all SHIT.

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she still got it

Kfc fleshlight still had some seme n from the last sesh. Wore a new cock ring, crispy texture feels good on the bare cock head. HUUU AAAHH YAAH

what is life like under a jeet landlord

>>222974098
wasn't me zoomtard

>>222974113
would be worth 3000 now

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a dozen englishmen died at the alamo
remember them.

>>222974128
what did you say you little bitch?

>>222973982
this, furthermore the child might have been nonwhite

When will society actually collapse for real?

>>222974131
I have no personal experience but I imagine jeet landlords prefer to rent out to their own kind for race/caste preference reasons but also just because it is much easier for them to exploit their fellow jeets than white people or others.

Why is the american thread so boring yet /brit/ has funny gags and awesome anecdotes?

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>>222974162

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>>222974128
dont forget about discount zooey deschanel

>>222973723
what kind?
>>222973823
she still looks like that?

>>222974162
When America stops being useful for the jays

>gamer skins
Knew a dude that didn't have a pc so he had some skin gamble simulator on his phone, also knew this dude who was addicted to csgo and would say shit like "I wake up at 6am before school for a quick csgo sesh". Lame ass shit.

>>222974179
wow then maybe you should fuck off back to /brit/

>>222974181
That is one of the most unappealing photos I have ever seen

>>222974181
pitta

>>222974179
Brit is literal dog shit

isreal is the boomer's version of japan except japan produces valuable services and goods

hey now something something so go ahead now

>>222974179
/cum/ is for genuinely autistic truecel rejects. /brit/ seems to be for normal lads or guys as we say in america

>>222974210
That, that's what it's all about

>>222974181
I wanted to fuck her so bad back in ~2011. I would goon to her fully clothed.

How does the USA have larger presence on /int/ but /brit/ is the fastest general by far

Activists are trying to get my dick classified as a human rights violation. They say it's too big and it's causing women pain
They've been lobbying the UN assembly for years now to have me castrated

>>222974204
Bet you never heard of poo seals mate. Missing out you are.

>>222974230
Brit is more mentally ill

>>222974230
Some people don't know about /cum/, I didn't know about this general back then and would just make threads and use other threads

>>222974230
They're all congregated in one thread like bugs

I'm tired bruvski

i'm unmolestable

Why are people of vaginas (POVs)so bad at basic practical stuff like managing money ?
They've been emancipated since the 1970s and yet they still can't seem to handle this stuff

>/britfeel/
>/britpol/
>/brit/
Why do these disgusting freaks always need their own general

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Evens black ops 2
Odds sleep

>>222974230
brit is like 90% schizo babble posting they just post actual incoherent shit that doesn't get replies over and over if the 2-3 mentally ill posters that spammed all day died it would slow down significantly

>>222974303
night night

britpoo can suck my big fat nuts

>>222974250
>>222974305
Grim
Seriously wonder what causes people's brains to break like that

every group of women you see in public laughing and having fun secretly hate each other

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>>222974306
Fuck that I'm gaming!

>>222974305
poo smells :)

Sensing a very rorkish attitude from this thread.

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Said if you want to call me "baby"
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you wanna buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now

>>222974310
That, that's what it's all about

>>222974290
Spending money on useless crap or expensive crap is a form of social status signaling and POVs really value having a perceived high social status.

>>222974185
>what kind?
just plain chocolate chip

>>22297432 9
What are you talking about retard

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I bought a pizza supreme for dinner. What are you guys having for dinner?

>>222974290
They are impulsive and live in the moment like blacks
Woman is the nigger of the world

we making out of the pit with this one

>>222973723
you don't look like that

>>222974353
honey salmon and brown rice that I mealprepped

F Bonnie Tyler

>>222974356
That, that's what it's all about

>>222974369
wtf
her real name was Gaynor LOL
total eclipse of a fag

I dislike the experience of being economically coerced with the implied threat of homelessness into wasting what’s left of my youth fiddling with excel spreadsheets in an office cubicle. But maybe I just have a shitty attitude.

Any other ruralfags wave at complete strangers?

croikey what a smart accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saA-gfBqpqw

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>>222974353

>>222974399
I ignore people, its an aura loss whenever you look at someone and they don't look at you

>>222974405
>no name
grim

>>222974369
was still fuckable at 75

>>222974405
If it's brand name is no name then isn't it's name no name? I don't get it

>>222974405
sovl

being an anti-social autist in a small town must be hell

>>222974094
>I wear pink t shirts and booty short, I'm not gay.
pink shirts are fine, but booty shorts are 100% gay bottom.

Smell the pussy, npc^

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Can Asians be chads. I met this Chinese guy who had a Dolph Lundgren tier jawline.

i dont wear pink, i wear salmon

>>222974451
I'm rocking some right now, : B emoji :

>>222974461
Zesty

>>222974458
those pretty boy kpop stars get 10x the pussy that chads do in the US

would you date a woman who was inolyo jeets?

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ain't it kinda funny how when you're depressed and that leads to you being a loser who does nothing in life for several decades, everybody treats you like shit and calls you a loser and lazy

if you have one manic episode strong enough to lead to successful suicide then everybody starts talking about mental health awareness and calling themselves survivors

>>222974420
I'm cheap and I really care about bang for my buck. This costs 4$ and all I need to supplement it is some frozen green beans and carrots.

>>222974423
It's just the value brand from one of our biggest supermarket oligopolies (Loblaw Inc.).

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did not buy even one game during the steam sale.

>>222974463
gay as fuck but to be expected from zesty niggas like you

>>222974505
Nope

>>222974486
loblaw is a funny name, enjoy

>>222974511
have some pride in your faggotry, that's what you're supposed to do I hear

suthern /cum/furt

>>222974495
Same cause I have most of the games I want to play and some others like Anno 1800 are only cheap for the main game and I'm not spending 300$ for the full DLC experience.

Southern cum fart

>>222974527
nice

>>222974520
The ladies like em though

Why is making and watching a fire so damn entertaining and fun
Did I already post this? Oh well

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>>222974495
nothing good on sale this year tbqh even games released 2-3 years ago were still at full price, I think the economy being fucked + the fact that there's now some sort of sale or event going on every week has just diluted the summer sale too much ruined it

i have an appointment to fuck a middle eastern girl with a fat ass tonight
wish me luck, ill try to record or take pics

>>222974567
nice I never see exotic whoors in my marketplace

sparticus when i farticus
paul blarticus
shart n piss

thoughts on wearing converse as an adult man

>>222974577
sparticus autisticus?

>>222974567
no you fucking dont lol i wish you really did but you do not

Europeans I have met
>Portuguese
>English
>Polish
>Albanian

>>222974594
i do although im paying her lol