waking up the ausposters edish
Y'all ever smoke that sweet crystal?
get the 'tex posted
The moroccans have already started in London...https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783428117014866.mp4
Sir Binface
>>222973535cant be good for your health this
>>222973535bizarre
>>222973535they did this to me
>>222973535Hoped for some good rorkefuel but instead I got a japanese bint pounding some dudes bollocks. Disappointed.
>>222973535Need Pokimane doing this to me
britwe have12 hours...to live !
>>222973561At your UC meeting?
>>222973527
>>222973563everything's rorkefuel with the right attitudebloody jap slags pounding our good english bollockswhy isn't a lovely english rose doing it instead
We here at /brit/ officially endorse HOWLING LAUD HOPE of the OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY to be Member of Parliament for Clacton.All /brit/ posters and lurkers in Clacton should cast their vote for HOPE.
Anyone have (You) quotas? I aim for no less than 15 a thread. If I don't get any I usually stop posting for a few hours.
>>222973576yeah i was going oouh ouuh owwh uuuh and it proper knacked
>>222973587This is so cringe.
>>222973588As soon as I stop getting any I assume it's boring bastard hour and leave.
>>222973602Ktim
>>222973588i do better in the early afternoon when the aussies are drunk
>>222973599Better than Count Redditface
>>222973587Unironically, he's the choice for people who hate Farage but also cannot stand Binface.He's a massive rorke.
theres a black fella in the england team called mark gay but its not spelled as such
I accidentally the whole thing
Going through the ol' alcohol withdrawals. Depression episode so I'm miserable either way. Might as well pack in the booze for a few months whilst I'm at it. Feeling sick, horrible anxiety and doom thoughts constantly. Addictionberg is grim.
WHY PAMPER LIFE'S COMPLEXITY WHEN THE LEATHER RUNS SMOOTH ON THE SEX DUNGEON PADDDLEEEEEEE
>>222973630We also have a black bloke called Konsa and another black one called Quansah who's fucking idea was that
>>222973638Fucking soufgate at it again. How many ngumbos does it need?
>>222973638Konsa Kinte and Jamal Kwanzaa
ねれない
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKffAB9NaU4
There's an england player call Rice. Funny because he ain't even chinese. Probably dunt even like rice KEKEKWKEKRKEKEK
>>222973638Isn't Quansah that made up nigmerican christmas substitute that you see in 90s cartoons sometimes
Just spotted a racism. Can't be having that.
>>222973666rorke when the patter isnt about all the players being black
>>222973649bizarre comment
>>222973666egg flied lice and up da ra eh rads!
Anyone got any good racist jokes?
An inversion of the Christmas truce where at half time both sets of fans go to war against one and other
>>222973692yeah
3 bump limit /brits/ in the 'loguejanman asleep at the wheel
>>222973695Or instead they can just start shooting the speccy cunt on var.
>>222973649The media don't give a shit about the loony party thoughIt's all binface, because he's a TV scriptwriter so naturally all his friends in W1A are fawning over him
runtish, disgruntled slug man in
Haha his heads a bin
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>>222973692what do you call an indian in a skip?
bumhole smells
Would seem a post got deleted. I'm pondering on the content that violated the rules. Possibly racism outside of /b/? Maybe a, dare I say, pony? Or perhaps a nude image or a melanin enhanced lady with large buttocks?
>>222973722What?
>>222973722dunno
>>222973743nigga name gearoid
Keep seeing third worlders rallying around whatever countries they have left in the world cup
Ava that's not normal
>>222973745>>222973746Rumajing
getting drafted into WW1 and my family receiving a report 2 weeks later of how I died a died a ridiculous shameful and baffling death by shooting myself directly up the arse with a short magazine lee enfield rife to avoid going over the top
rorke receiving an osman notice after making unsavoury comments on facebook about prophet mohammed
>>222973760all the thirdies are gone now and they hate argentinanot much to choose from
>>222973758pmsl
>>222973733Cause I said a naughty word about people from the Indian subcontinent.
girlfriendberg seems to find binface funny so I shall have to keep my opinion to myself
If its 19c outside and ive had a fan pulling the air in for the last two hours how can it be 27c in hereFucks SAKE
rorke naming his son Grantley Mountbatten because getting bullied at school toughens you up or something
>>222973782yeah
leftypol naming his son rasheed
>>222973788good manhold on to the quirkinas
Is simulated incest related porn illegal in the UK yet?
Love how Rupert Lowe and Farage larp as farmers when they're a couple of city boys who've never gotten their hands dirty in their lives
rorke naming his son anakin and leaving him with his uncle
rorke naming his sons wulfric, sighbert and oda nobunaga
naming my son Percy after his great grandad who died by shooting himself directly up the arse with a short magazine lee enfield rife to avoid going over the top
>>222973795>ive had a fan pulling the air inAh. Rookie mistake that pal. You need to turn it around to push the hot air out. Learnt that one off my old pal Jim Reddit.
>>222973814unironically met a lad called anakin the other day. it's on his provisional driving licence and he said his siblings have weird fillum names too
I had a relative who shot himself and they reckon he got drafted into world war 2
>>222973811I think it basically already is but no one gets done for it unless maybe you're an actual nonce with actual nonce material on the HDD
Leftypol hitting rorke in the face with a custard pieRorke running after him and standing on a rake that hits him square in the dome sprouting a huge lump
met a bloke once called david
>>222973843was he nice
>>222973825He should be named Percy for the great Harry Hotspur, not some queer bum-botherer
>>222973842poor delivery
Met someone called Darth Vader once
>>222973842*crickets*
>>222973836wasn't there lots of non combat roles to go around.
>>222973853was he nice?
>>222973845okay but he had a whiff of the tribe about him
>>222973837Just want to wank to my momcest porn is that too much to ask for...
Met a bloke called Tim, could not bloody believe it
>>222973853i know his brother darren
my name's darren
Met someone once
>>222973867you darren mate?
Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes? The Darth mall!
Oh bore off you boring bastards*Storms off*
>>222973853Knew his brother homen
>>222973857Dunno mate he's hardly around to ask
mad how evil the world is. why did we think we're just fallen when it's patently obvious we've deliberately told god to fuck himself
nigga name toby
>>222973872yeah
just sideshow bob'd meself trying to avenge a pie throw
>>222973888fuck up poindexter
Darth Vader's fishing buddy, Jeremy Wader
>>222973888Dunno mate he's hardly around to ask
>>222973889Who?
>>222973896people aren't named after what they are. joke breaks down here
>>222973892thought it was you daz. how you doin mate?
>>222973888>godno such thing is there mate
>>222973888Didn't the big man himself already say this world is of the devil?
jeremy clarkson's bloated evil corpse!
Start giggling like a maniac at work thinking of posts I'm going to make when I'm home, coworkers must think I'm a right nutter!
>>222973896there's got to be a better wader tell that joke
jeremy clarkson driving a car
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
Turkey into the filter
>>222973901fine thanks you?
>>222973900>people aren't named after what they areum>Research by Cambridge Assessment categorising mediaeval English names found that just under 16% were occupational, making them the third-largest category behind location-based names (topography/settlements) and patronymics (names derived from the father's name)
>>222973842:/
>>222973900>people aren't named after what they arehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptronym
He's a fucking bin, A FUCKING BIN!?https://youtu.be/RU3aiSHek1M?si=KLhQZIjFb-4EAgj_&t=30
someones getting a hair transplant and the doctor is laughing to himself and he asks whats funny and the doc says poo bradley
>>222973909Knew his brother klarc
>>222973927>under 16%so virtually noone. nice argument.....NOT
>>222973919Audrey Hepburn used to do poos back in the 1950s.
>>222973933IGNORE HIM
The loyalty mechanic in civ 6 is retarded as hell
mad how we still get blamed for being racist to saka and rashford after the euros when 90% of that was thirdies in asia
>>222973934FUCKING SHIT ROARING
right well that's some kind of log carnage isn't it
>>222973931thts heritage doesnt apply any moreno one's called john datascientist
>>222973934Terrible delivery. Should have opted for the poo seal, more funny
Alri lads
>>222973954Except of course John Datascientist, inventor of the database
>>222973951Well you're really not.
>>222973954i'm called adam wanker
>>222973939over 7 million in the UK alone
>>222973961poo seal is not more funny. its not even funny
Rorke using poo seal as an insult toward the local cronem
Darth Wanker
someones getting a hair transplant and the doctor is laughing to himself and he asks whats funny and the doc says hi how's it evening x
>>222973969then why isnt my name alan spacker
rorke hasn't been the same since he got with that black girl
was getting a sex arse transplant and the doctor was laughing to himself and I asked why and he said that bloke you got as a wallpaper on your phone well I treated him last week for fish odour syndrome he fucking reeks and the mucky cunt shat himself lol
>>222973972Someone made the poo seal into a lindt bunny KEEEEEEEEEEEK
Rorke is smearing count binface as HIGNFY liberal slop, failing to realise that is what appeals to most normies in the country
Nigga name gaylord
someones getting a hair transplant and the doctor says poo seal
What is the best thing?
i swear when you used to put schweisteiger into google translate it would come out as pigfucker
Won't be taking mounjaro ever again. That drug is a chemical weapon.
someone's getting a hair transplant and the poo seal says doctor
>>222974005KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK fucking poo seal lmfao
>>222974008love :)
gary's economics looks like will young with extra gaygay's ecocknoblicks as it were
>>222974020scrambling
Me>Doctor, doctor! I feel like a poo seal!Doc>You're full of shit!
>>222974019Right well I was hoping everyone would say poo seals so there goes that gimmick
>>222974026ello ello ellowhat's all this then
accidentally dropped a piece of toilet paper down the loo before it even touched my arse crack. that's 0.00002p down the shitter. what a waste. i'm financially ruined
i was saying poo seals
>>222974028Poo seals are covered in shit so the joke doesn't really work does it
MITCH CAUGHT A BODY BOUT A WEEK AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
irl should have subtitles
>>222974033Use a poo seal
I’d suck a fart from Emma Watson’s ass
>>222974037It made me laugh
>>222974052Doc>right well that isn't really relevant
>>222974046KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
apparently one of the teletubbies did blackface for karaoke nighthe was a po seal
>>222974046one of the great images of our time
hated the black one from the tweenies and he was even black really
just not that funny is it
What is the best sealant to use when fitting a new toilet?Poo seal
>>222974026
>>222974052you'll do nothing
>>222974082rorke: origins
armpits smell like mcdonalds nuggets
remember the alamo
>>222974090KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>222974033ok well its more like 1 pence per sheet going by the cheapest bog roll isnt it, no need for mindless dramatisation
>>222974082teletubbies had a black toothe woke rot goes back decades
armpits smell like poo seals
>>222974103no
poo sealing
>>222974122a dozen englishmen died
>>222974103
Scott Pilgrim's Choice Extra Mature Cheddar
i am incel
the art of the poo seal
BOSH!
Poo seal
>>222974143the food review world's answer to gary economics
i will die for ukraine!
soy incel
>>222974157felt sorry for this guy when they said he'd bought loads of fake artefacts. I like phil.
A feces-oriented society like India has always been either a pooarchical pooocracy or a poodom.
CoomunismGashcist
feeling evil
>>222974235ktim
buying flowers for they/thems in an insidious effort to kiss their tummies
just going mental ripped my penis off
Some people just weren't made for existence. Hoping assisted suicide comes round shortly so I don't need to splatter a train track or be found pale blue in my room.
just opened twitter and all i see is anne hathaway's tits
>>222974278cheer up eh
>>222974278cheer up you miserable git
>>22297429916-17 years of it mate, more a ghost than a person atm but cheers anyway. Everyone pray for me that I don't wake up from my sleep tonight.
>>222974319how old are you and how big is your willy
>>22297432732 and very very small
>>222974343you mate i'll pray for you x
favourite u2 song?
goga golas
>>222973516pondering staying up all night and getting shite done rather than suffer through the heat tomorrow
>>222974343
>>222974352park life
Anne Hathaway pumping out kids at 43 years old crikeycouldn't have made her mind up at 20?
just saw a mouse
always forget how long days are here in summer, probably one of the biggest contributors to our sweltering heat thinking about it now
Claude is definitely a guy. He's got other shit to do. Gemini... stripper?
right well we live in nigger hell cheers for that leftypol
Sir Nautical Twilight
Norway is winning the world cup
>>222974266met him
Sir Andy Burnham
Sir Andy Bumming
lads i used to be almost normie but it all fell apart. I keep telling myself I can recover but it's been years and i'm terrified this will be the rest of my life :(
>>222974491I was somewhat close to normiedom but now I'm a complete wreck
>>222974431yummers
>>222974491just keep coping
what defines a normie
>>222974491normie or freak we all die
>>222974436>>222974438s
>>222974491*plays that harmonica riff* mf thought he could be a normie *harmonica riff* ktim and so did I
>>222974547being neurotypical and having friends and doing normal person things and not being neurotic and weird
any neurotic and weird man in
>>222974575yh
wish i could go back to medieval times with a camera and film them doing all their medieval thingswonder if anyone would believe it if i showed them the footage or would they just say it's ai
zesty fodey rape arse
right well that's me sneezing
>>222974575mind your business
>>222974132this and a bit of caramelized onion chutney phwoarr come on
>>222974575*goes off the rails on a crazy train*...yh
>>222974589the anomalous incident men would take you away
wonder if anyone has ever jumped into a volcano
You're from the Sainsbury's aren't you
>>222974641you're from the sainsbury's aren't youyou're from the sainsbury's aren't you
>>222974575this general is nothing but that
you've got more rabbit than sainsbury's
i don't like films
films don't like me
yes nigga i'm incel
fakecels the lot of you
I wish i could use windows 7 again, all these new windows suck.
i have never had sex and i probably never will how mad is thatthat is mental isn't it
>>222974698ktimmy
>>222974698i don't really think it's that mentalmaybe you're mental but then that explains the sex thing so that's not mental
it's not fucking rightmight become an evil insane person and do something evilbut i probably won't i'll just say evil things online and do nothing in real lifeso yeah x
sir incel
>>222974698Honestly, if i ever stop being poor i will probably hire a whore
today i ate a burger
it's never been easier to be celibate desuendless distractions and we know our place in the world and how little it mattersback in the day you would have just had sex or die trying, hell maybe some of us would have just been normal peons who had no trouble
If you were incel 1000 years ago you could just steal a wife
Might become American
m'ask you summ'n /brit/
>>222974772ok i am listening!!
sucking a ribena
>>222974804what's going on here
my name is harry dresden motherfucker
>>222974816liar
i am once again being forced to leave my incel abode to get my meds
how did mj get away with saying the k word in a song
>>222974816I will fucking end you.
There was some mick in here earlier, getting really aggy about stuff. Was that leftypol?
>>222974663hi michaelwho do you think will win the world cup
>>222974854yeah
cos this is kelloggs kelloggs night
nigga mode .. ACTIVATE!
>>222974855>#HateFilmsscream
>>222974863need you housed fed and wanked pronto
*activates anti-nigga energy barrier*
>>222974867he HATES them
hope belgium beat spain
power up the nigga cannon
just know it will be the most mind numbingly boring game ever with 10000000 passes for nothing
>>222974905every spain game for the past 20 years
Scottish niggas getting ready to suck the cocks of any team we go against
my grandads got a perpetual motion machine in his shed
>>222974919odd folk
>>222974923strange and hurtful lie
>>222974919you can see the chips on their shoulders from space, very bitter people
>>222974937she looks like some kind of marsupial here
whats the big idea
>>222974937your weird
>>222974905any fun plans for the day before kickoff?
>>222974937I've got nothing to hide
>>222974953melting like a magnum in my incel abode
>>222974937Is this some kind of fetish for you? Genuine question.
>>222974969i feel you tomorrow they're warning for temps as high as 23-24.
>>222974981it's a full 10 degrees higher here it just NOT right
have you ever cried listening to music or is that gay
>>222974996leave that prison of an island immediately
pc liu clobbering my bollocks to a fine paste with her truncheon
sir bizarre lier
>>222975006skint innit :/would like to though
morocco didn't even tryuseless nation
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
sir bizarre liuer
>>222975047ktim
>>222975007
>>222974026>>222974091>>222974295>>222974937>>222975059how many fucking polysa liu images are there
>>222975059What are you doing in a police station
i suffer from anhedonia
>>222975069
>>222975104anal screaming
>>222975104bradders got lifted? christ is there any word of what he did?
test
>>222975129>>222975129>>222975129
>>222975130
right well
