NEET edition
shit edishfuck off back to /britfeel/
hi
>>222975117fixing the chase
test
sir connection error while posting
4chan is not doing well!
sir get hiro in a fucking waste compactor
smoking a gay porn
doing lines of gay porn off my coffee table
enough of the gay porn talk
The lads: tax the rich Rorke: noooooooo
name five famous norwegians
>>222975211I only know footy players
>>222975211Fridtjof NansenRoald AmundsenTrygve LieHarald VAnders Breivik
Me when the jannys find me
england vs norway is a kino fixture
Would you lads live in Wyoming
>>222975240so this is rorkette
>>222975246Sure, id love to live in some flyover state tbqh
>>222975211breivikvargquislinghaalandroald dahl
The lads: Rorke: ahm gonna put on an iron shirt and chase de devil out of eart
>>222975246yeah
hello does anyone know why lat died
>>222975262s
The lads:Rorke: Me: I'm going to rape rorke
will never forget the 6 goal thriller of the 2022 wc final between argentina and nigeria
>>222975296don't know sorry x
Saw many cuties yesterday
>>222975296haven't got the slightest clue
I'm a vampire
wanking my soulful member
their going to rape me
>>222975331>their
>>222975129>My foreman gets annoyed >Says I am negative >I am sad all the time >Says I act like I am dying >Also tries to force me to socialize Fucking hate this job
>>222975327>>222975328>>222975331powerful
>>222975337you have to help me please
>>222975344Oh yeah sure I'll help you come with me
>>222975344stop being silly
rape hour is it
>>222975355yh
Got restless legs from laying down all day
>>222975358What do you do when you're not obsessing over porn
>>222975355that's every hour :)
>>222975364rape people
>>222975344*sits down by your side and holds your hand while you are raped*
there's people in suits walking round my garden inspecting things and talking into radios
>>222975374Doubt they even acknowledge it
>>222975378They've finally got 190
something new has just happenedthey're announcing it soon
the beauty of it all
>>222975431Your wife doesn't love you
>>222975428This can't be true as nothing ever happens
>>222975339Quit, become a NEET like the rest, it's comfy :)
>>222975474I wanna see the world and end it because I just don't think the modern world is worth living because it's cringe. I would take the dangers of the past over this
>>222975491It'll be alright, just got to save enough money and get out there, see the beauty in the world, it won't stop you from feeling so awful but it'll be a bit of respite.
>>222975491>I wanna see the world and end it and how do you plan on ending the world
>>222975500Yeah I kind of wanna just end it since the world is not getting better and honestly I do not see myself accomplishing my dream of a family and wife
>>222975518Life isn't all about a wife and children. As hard as that sounds to accept, maybe your purpose is something else?I've long since accepted that my purpose is not to have a family either
so dramatic
>>222975528I am not funny smart or handsome I just wanna have that so I am probably ending it plus I will never own a home
>>222975548Mate, your life isn't all about what you can offer to the world, it's about what you find purpose in, find your purpose and go for that, simple
>>222975309>>222975314umm..Anyway, my cat keeps asking me to turn on the faucet for her to drink fresh water. She might have some renal issues :(
https://youtu.be/9ymhLMlUPZU?si=-jTO29R73Wg5hSQH
>>222975557I don't want to really live anymore I want these things I don't care about purpose I just be able to own things, have a family and have real friends. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
>>222975591have you ever pooed in a kettle and turned it on
import tariff
rape the poor
>>222975591>I want sin.hey
>>222975597No but I broke windows and I did lsf
>>222975591Can't really want God and want sin at the same time. It's an oxymoron. Think you should read a bit more and find out what it is that you really want
rape something that doesn't exist
>>222975619It's from brave new world
>>222975625My point still stands
>>222975624Nigga you need to get a job
>>222975635have applied for about 70
>>222975643not like you actually want them though is it
>>222975575sending prayers for catberg
>>222975626I want real things not this bullshit i will die and I won't be missed but I wanna spend my last year alive having fun
>>222975648i think i do i just wish their first immediate move wasn't to ring you at 8 in the morning because I'll never ever answer itthey've got my email
>>222975666fucking hate that they do that, I understand why they do it because that's the time they're working but fucking hell can they not understand that I'm a neet?
i'm an ethical neet
>>222975677im an evil neet
working in a charity shop doesn't even seem that badit's always only old people that go in and they're a lot easier to chat to
haven't been taking my medication over this summer because it's too hotjust makes me feel sick and sweaty
dont forget to like and subscribe
>>222975700haven't you got air coni dont even use a fan
>>222975714Yeah but even a mild temperature can make me really ill. Going out in 20c temperatures makes me really fucking sweaty and unwell sadlyAlso old people genuinely suck to work around just sayingBut at least you get first dibs on anything that's good
>>222975710And hit that notification bell.
>>222975721them medications are anti-geekidk you can just get old people to talk and talk and talkwould have no idea what to say to someone my age, feel so out of touch with them
>>222975732Yeah they really areThe schizo bloke who lives above my gran got arrested because he set fire to his computer outside his flat the other day because he thought the government were spying on himMight be me in like 20 yearsAlso yeah me neither, I saw someone outside spoons with a haunted mound shirt earlier and thought about saying something but I just walked past him
finished wanking time to get serious
>>222975742should have pulled up the halloween chao gif on your phone and stood in front of him and his mates awkwardly pointing at it and saying "us bro"
>>222975753how about you get a serious clue
What's my riot username again
>>222975760He was taking picture with femoidsLiterally was not sure what to think about that.
>>222975764arselad
friday.... the day of the week when I buy 'take away'... the only joy in my life
I wish I could die like noble 6 fighting even though I know I will lose
>>222975786what will we be yamming
I asked you a question bitch
>>222975808why would i know catamite
Alri ladsWho won?
>>222975803don't know... the options are many. suppose it's been a while since I had a kebab. could go for a mixed shish.
>>222975817Because you have me added you faggot retarddoesn't matter
>>222975824not opening the client in bedlaptop will start melting through the earth's crust
>>222975834What, you phone posting?
sir skull merchant
>>222975821we all won
oohoo
Nevermind I got it :D
attack neurotypicals with nuclear missiles
>>222975860Good
>>222975873im rusty as hellstarted getting put in 300lp masters games so i quit and arams aren't fun
>>222975898I'm just focusing on OverwatchI've started gaining Challenger score so I can go for Top 500
bit chilly
>>222975907you should overwatch some job applications so you can score one of the top 500 minimum wage jobs in your local area and face challeng(er)ing yet rewarding problems
extract deuterium from seawater and rape itrape seawater too
>>222975898>Masters
>>222975907whats your role and rank?
>>222975957i don't play the gamelegit 20 matches in the last yeardon't care!
>>222975932done him
niger scream
>>222975987
the juno
You complain because the same trials are constantly returning. But look here…what have you to fear? Are you afraid of the divine Craftsman who wants to perfect his masterpiece in this way? Would you like to come from the hands of such a magnificent Artist as a mere sketch and no more?Tribulations and trials have always been the heritage and the portion of chosen souls. The more Jesus intends to raise a soul up to perfection, the more He tries it by suffering. Rejoice I say to you...
Redpilled
screaming in a nigeriens face
>>222976007We live in evil times don't we
fresh off the boat tongue clicker from deepest botswana got his arm stuck in the local postbox and he's slowly withering away from starvation a little bit more each day
>>222976000
>>222976007Maan I just saw my aunt yesterday...they fucking ruined her. She sleeps all day and looks like a ghost. Fuck psychiatry
>>222976007im on escitalopram and still do fucking mega cums it just takes a while
>>222976035What medication?
>>222976031scream
>>222975974Support and GMI had to finish the 750 games to get challenger score
>>222976039get off that shit when you can. ssris turned me into a zombie that couldn't feel sad but i also couldn't be happy either
>>222976033cheeky brat
>>222976031shriek
>>222976041Anti psychotics, SSRIs and diazepams probably xanax
i'm on anti-woke medication
>>222975762
>>222976049nice challenger score shouldnt be in the game though its woke
>>222976068Yeah it's fucking stupidI'm at the rank where I'd naturally be challenger tho
>>222976053im built different
my brain is a jelly
that lad who went blind from only eating crisps and chips was faustian
I get how the technology stuff is Faustian but not the limitless expansion
>>222976096because he made a deal exchanging chips (the devil) for his eyesight?
>>222976065Amphetamines?
im on nigga pills
>>222976121Fuck that doesn't make sense
>>222976130
>>222976147sir chigga
going to try out the tesco "nigga" gimmick at toil today
Still howling at this
>>222976172Stealing is bad
Eating tide pods
refrain from howling at a man tragically ending his life pleasebad for the soul
>>222976173why did he do it
I need to buy a car
Happy Matariki whanau
being a boomer must the most joyless life imaginable
had no idea sven goran eriksson had diedmad
>>222976188lada niva or fiat panda
you finna shit
>>222976186Mennle elves
>>222976215think this might potentially be AI
>>222976215who are they
>>222976199Me in the 14%
I can't be mean to anyoneIt makes me feel too bad even if they're being annoying or stupid or whatever
>>222976238me (white) you (black) thats finna shit
>>222976207My grandpa had Moskvich (rip sweet prince)
jfs always coming in here posting some weird ahh shit then leaving
>>222976249Yeah kinda, not sure why that is
Fuck out the way when you see meI'm rolling with the LGBTLooking like we belong on TVI'm rolling with the LGBT
MY NAME JEFF!
>>222976259wowonly eastern euro car that got sold here is the zastava yugo
hate being a yank but at the same time dont want to be a cringe self hating american why couldnt i just have been born literally anywhere else in the 1st world
>>222976305screamhis name is jeff
Google updated Chromium to Version 3.0 which just so by chance happens to work in such a way that prevents all the good adblocks (ublock origin, etc), those which can block YouTube adverts, from working anymore.How fortunate for them.This means if you use any* Chromium based browser, next time it auto updates your adblockers will start bugging and freaking out, having errors, or just die.>*Brave is refusing to update and is sticking with Chromium V2 but long term that's gonna have its own challenges since the foundations their browser is based on will no longer be supported In short you need to swap to Firefox or any of its various forks if you want to continue to have your ads blocked from now on.You can use Brave for now but who knows what will happen to them long term if they refuse to update to 3.0. Just makes them more vulnerable.Don't expect your favourite sloptubers to cover this either because of course they want you to watch ads to make money.That's all.
>>222976338Zastava is a deep cut, haven't seen one since I was a kid
>>222976345you say that because you dont realize how good we actually have it. most 1st world countries are suffering from the exact same jooish problems as us but are collapsing faster. enjoy your AC and cheap gas
>>222976365brave ad blocking works completely differently, it doesn't rely on manifest v2other extensions that rely on v2 will be effected though
>>222976372>two sentences then brings up jewsjust fuck off you freak
no one:not a soul:not even mr krabs:yanks: theres a jewish plot to get our women blacked by bbcs yall
i'm 1/8 jewish
>>222976418ok then fuck off retard go live your gay fag life in london or some shithole. we'd be way better off without self hating faggots like yourself, please self-deport
>>222976453this but unironically considering the "blacked" porn is owned by jews and jews were the ones who pushed for porn to be legal
>>222976453>>222976479sc
early trip to the asda this morningbefore its too hot and before the hoards descent
cant make it up
>>222976461You're literally here on /brit/ 24 hours a day, every single day, whining about Jews and gaysWhat a pathetic waste of a life
>>222976485>>222976491https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Goldstein>>222976497whats wrong with whining about jews and gays?
>>222976479deary me
>>222976508Bait
yall miss bleederblowder is built for bbc
>>222976454*takes out the oven mits*
Stucked in India
Google has a US$1.2 billion artificial intelligence and surveillance contract with the Israeli military known as Project Nimbus.
mossad using jews to blackmail pedos in US government used to be a neonazi conspiracy theory
>>222976543smoking on the fucking roads
cody's mom is a major hottie dude she should go on blacked.com
dont you DARE be antisemetic towards greg lansky
i am a chud
need my arse scratched
Mental how the far right controls the US presidency and all it does is:>Rape children >Hide the files about said tapes>Put Hispanic children in cages in camps>Do Israel's bidding in religiously motivated forever wars and genocides>Massively redistribute wealth from the poor to the richYet according to naziyank, rorke, etc - it's the gays, trannies, leftists, the Indian bloke who runs the local takeaway to blame for everything
>>222976586yeah?*gets on all fours and gallops away*
yeah the zion don, who has deported less per month than obama's first term, is far right. lichurally hitler
Saw one of the prettiest Chinese women on TV yesterday and she spoke perfect greek
