Homer let the Barts out edition
is it fucked up that i once jerked off to a picture of my older sister when i was 18 and she was 21
>>222986342If it weren’t for your flag I would have called you redditjeet
>>222986342No thats normal and actually good Post the picture here
>>222986376You're implying he couldn't be
>>222986389noit wasn’t anything crazy, it was just a facebook picture of her and her friends at the beach during their college summer break
>>222986442Were they in their bathing suits
>>222986342Yes why would you feel attracted to your own sister?
It was me. They had it coming. No Persian bf no iran!
https://youtu.be/_lKsRbJgDjQOFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>222986522that’s the fucked up part, i’m not, idk what got into me that day but i’ve felt shame about it since
american automotive companies got into finance before making musical instruments or air conditioners
i jerked off to a porn star many years ago and hated it
ask me what’s wrong
>>222986749No need, I already know.Homer let the Barts out.
>>222986749What's right
>>222986770*sigh*… there’s no star named porn
>>222986604I mean it was pretty fucked up. But you only did it once? I think you have to find a way to let yourself off the hook for that one. You didn't hurt anybody.
>222986342we have some serious freaks in here don't we
hola mi amigos estoy de california pero ahora turisto
I never met my sisters until I was well into adulthood so maybe idk what its like but the female form is a beautiful thing and there is nothing wrong with being attracted to it. I even told my girlfriend that I am attracted to pretty much every woman who is overweight or disfigured.It's normal, simple as
>>222986908An unfortunate typo
>>222986908>am attracted to pretty much every woman who is overweight or disfigured.What the helly
>>222986908>I am attracted to pretty much every woman who is overweight or disfigured.damn let’s see a picture of your fucked up gf bro
>>222986933>>222986939
>buy a cheap speaker>connect my phone>Hear ”Mobire deevis hassa connect success” in a thick Chinese accent
>I'm normal.>Simple as.>End of discussion.>END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION SIMPLE AS GPD DAMN IT>SIMPLE. AS.
>>222986968i love that shitmine says >weiting foh pæiring…. Paæiread.”
>>222986968sounds charming, to be honest. like how lifeline responds better if you speak engrish-ly.
>>222987012I'm nermal
drinking a milo's sweet tea and lemonade
goosebumpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwh529rFgk
Is gen z alright
>>222987051leave garfield alone
>>222987012This but unironically
>>222987071*goldfinger voice* i love gooooold
i'm abnormal
>>222987071Looks maxxing-incel culture is a death cult
>>222987069My father loved this song, I use to listen to so much creedRIP Dad I love and miss you
fuck i meant goldmember
It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
>>222987140<3
gonna eat some tater tots with fry sauce, today
>>222987071The gold must be alloyed with antimony first to gain any powers from it. The fool only had half of the picture
>>222987069The attitude era was kino that can never be replaced. The laissez faire steroid policy, the lack of any kind of safety restrictions on moves, the unmatched breadth and depth of star power in the roster. The atmosphere in the arenas, the pyro, the thousand flashing light from flash photography. All of it lost to time.
>>222987069Also sad to see only one clip of Eddie in there. I assume it’s because most of his big moments had Chris Benoit in them, and they pretend me doesn’t exist after that tragedy
>>222986248>>222986597Good thread.Good meme.>HE SAID HE HAD CONTROL!
>>222986342Good lord is that your tinder bio?
>>222987429He did not have control.
I am really hungry but my face is still numb and I might bite my tongue off if i eat
/v/ tranny jannies delete Lucia thirst threads but allow pedo threads to sit on the catalog really makes you think!
>>222987542who is lucia
>>222987563The gta 6 latina
HOLD ME NOWIM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKINMAYBE SIX FEET AINT SO FAR DOWN
>>222987577grim
The door is openThe Barts are freeHomers standing thereIn disbelief...
eating plain white bread and a block of cheese
>>222987763is it at least toasted
Going to the beach tomorrow
>>222987771is it what now?
>>222987780can you post a picture of yourself in a swimsuit?
>>222987771>>222987763Grill it
>>222987794
>>222987807I don't think you want to see
>>222987861i want to see it
https://www.tiktok.com/@purrapycat/video/7649649281422462222
>>222987116phwoargood kittingtonshireme?pooing
>>222987872You will have to sub to my onlyfans
>>222987918i will send you a cum tribute instead
>>222987934Freak
>>222987957but i dont have money to subscribe to your onlyfans
If you dance with me I'll dance with youAnd we can be like colorsOrange and blueMy tears can make a cup of teaSalt and sweetMy words will just be the truth
Does /cum/ wash their feet in the sink?I find it interesting that this sign is only in English and Albanian, as if it's a mainly Albanian issue
>>222988020i dont wash my feet PERIOD
>>222988020Oops I'm mistaken, that's actually TURKISH>>222988026Stinky
>>222988020i prefer licking your momma's feet
>>222987071just himbos being himbos
Been teaching boomers how to use AI
>>222987912What do you think about dogbergs?
Would you a garbage bag for $25?
idk what the pokemon obsessed demographic is, but they're gonna be the next boomers
>>222988155We're called millennials buddy, get use to it.
>>222988152Clown world
>>222988152Not one bag by itself, but if you purchased all of them it's possible you could find sensitive information.
>>222988140what?
Why does hollywood keep trying so hard to push this neo-rome fantasy concept when it keeps bombing so hard and there is essentially no consumer interest in it
Is this Costa Rica?No!It's North Macedonia.
This fortress (Samuel's Fortress) was originally built by Philip II of Macedon, then destroyed, then rebuilt and expanded on by Tsar Samuel of Bulgaria in the 11th century, and much of what remains is from that era
>>222988353I truly believe it's because they know if they put a bunch of jeets, asians, and blacks in correct period costumes it will look more jarring so they go with this weird Brutalist fantasy look instead to make it more passable.
NHL 2006 Memorieshttps://youtu.be/_p9AiQ2MGK8?si=ooWYKH_fupS9qyAP
One mans shitty artistic vision isn't "Hollywood"
I get to come in and work on my birthday
bruh
>>222988529Your birthday is one day later than mine
>>222988589not today, but when my bday rolls around alter this month
>>222988529>I get to come in and work on my birthdayBe grateful and tell your supervisor you are thankful for being employed.
>>222988518Many such films did something similar albeit
guns that shoot people > guns that shoot bullets
it's siesta time
siesta time is over
fink the odyssey will be wun of best films of decade
sailing from life to death
bbc
>>222989186Who's the little man in his hand
>>222989282Obamna
the internet is what keeps you from fighting back. a new age digital cage you could never leave, goy.
>>222988557Wonder if he ever fucked them with his frankenstein pseudo dick
>>222987071Just insane people. In the past such people didn't have a microphone because they'd be confined to an asylum
>>222987071Lmfao
>>222988557Looks like they're in heels or just really tall
She is spiraling out for you
>>222987068Milo Yiannopoulos?
>>222989651what a fucking bitch>>222989685completely forgot diss freak existed
I hate that girls can detect what a bitch I am
Only multiplayer game I like got a rework and I no longer find it fun, guess its back to staring at the wall while drinking til I pass out to pass the time
>>222988628Bald head zesty fucker
>>222989763im not fat im chubby
phwoarcorrrphwoArrrrrr
i hate women so much
>>222990140Why
>>222989993Thought on dogbergs?
>floss teeth after having filling done>white hard chunk comes outpeace of mind? never.
Dehumanize yourself and face to thirdworldism.
Dogberg and heferstien
>>222990506look like he bout to get unda dat thang
>>222990506That black dog looks older than Lou Rawls
KITTEN
>>222990448fink normal to have bits of filling coming out. its like overfilling it you know
>waiting for catyank to post
>>222990738yes but my anxiety will make me question if i ripped out a filling or if they destroyed one of my teeth until i forget 20 minutes from now exactly
I'm not homophobic irl but faggots are among the most obnoxious people alive online
I actually dont even dislike anybody on earth besides minorities who live around me and are loud and inconsiderate as fuck
>>222990448it's shrimply calculust. have had this happen multiple times
which one of you made this? >>222990561
>>222990788They get to allow their mental illness to run amok without consequence online
>>222990819do you mean composite or something
N
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>>222990894yeah it's just plaquecalculus, tartar, whathaveyou
SHEEES FUCKING PETER GRIIIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSHEEES FUCKING PETER IM A TAAALKIIIIIIIING DOG.
If you looked at my hands after I finished enjoying some chocolate cake, you would think I've been handling straight doodoo
>>222990851might be the leaf pole
>>222990629Kek
There is a special bond between a fur baby and it's two lesbian mommies...
>>222991148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3Fb51GfdE
>>222991148Women are disgusting
Sucking my dick, licking my balls, making me cum fasterSucking my toes, licking my ass, you know you are the master
>>222991184Lesbians are much less disgusting they gay men
>>222991231Both are disgusting
>>222991187I want to be the assmaster
Why does he want to jeetify the country so bad?
>>222990584She's 13
>>222991316Out of 10
I dont regret my vote but I would consider the trump presidency to be a failure
>>222991300to make canadians more comfortable when they become the 51st state :)
didn't vote last round, will never vote again, it is pointless, everything is doomed
not sure why self-proclaimed marxists are allowed to live
You used to call me on my cell phoneLate night when you need my loveCall me on my cell phoneLate night when you need my love
>>222991316Wow so she is, but n dog years>>222991322Sweet
>>222990448>flossingthat's your first mistakenothing a waterpik and mouthwash won't fix
>>222990448>get root canal>tell dentist the cap is loose>nah it's fine>literally show him I can move it with my finger>yeah it's fine>gets infected>charges another $1000 to reroot canal>crown is loose again>ask him to just remold it>he refuses>have to go to an emergency dentist and get it pulled a week later>emergency dentist says whoever put that cap on like that should lose their license just having my teeth pulled from now on if I have even a minor issue with them>wah bone lossI'm over 30 I don't care anymore let me be old and ugly
DOG. BERG.DOGBERG!
Be honest, did any of you ever wear a fedora?
>>222991698dogstein
>>222991712no even worse I only wore obscure punk band shirts and jeans for my entire time in high school then in college I dressed as generically as possible, literally would just pick up the same shit as I saw other people buying at the mall and skinwalked as a normalfag
>>222991712I remember it being a millenial trend back in like 2008, my faggot cousin was in middle school and he had my grandma buy him one for a school dance
thinking of sepuku
>>222991712nope. but i had a metal phase and died my hair purple and red once.
>t-t-take a risk broniggas idea of taking a risk is just approaching some skank
I know it's beating a dead horse but I hate the fucking google AI and I hope whoever approved putting it at the top of every search gets beat to death with a hammer at some point
>>222991712I haven't worn a hat since I was ten and got one from Magic Mountain
LOL
When cops say "Signal seven", that's means intoxicated pedestrian. "Roger, he's Signal seven"
my dad fucking loves AI I think he might be a honorary jeet
>>222991712I wish
>>222991335I would never vote for either of the options that election. Not in a million years Apparently they're planning to run her again lol
>>222992179why do zoomers dress like that?
>>222992183What if a cop says Six Seven
Oppression and the violation of human rights are pretty cool
Ate my pizza I rate it a 9/10
>>222992179Molti casi accussì
>>222992263toppings?
>>222992269Io e chi
>>222992208He probably has a broccoli haircut
>>222991955Look, I get the rage—when you just want a quick link and get a wall of text instead, it’s annoying. But honestly? The Google AI feature is actually saving search from becoming a total wasteland of sponsored ads and SEO-optimized blog spam. Instead of making you open ten different tabs, dodge cookie pop-ups, and read a 3,000-word essay just to find out what size wrench you need, Gemini cuts through the garbage and summarizes the exact answer in three seconds. It's basically like having a tech-savvy friend read the entire internet for you and give you the highlights instantly. Give it a chance—once you start using it to troubleshoot weird errors or plan hyper-specific itineraries, going back to standard link-clicking feels like using a dial-up modem.
4k on porn?! It better have been some kinky shit because that's way too much
>>222992309Bacon bits and red pepper flakes
How are women able to talk about nothing forever
>>222992347It was custom furry porn commissions
>>222992415Sweet nothings
>>222992347First off>Paying for pornSecond of all4kUnless he was getting custom made top notch smut, he's a moron
Is your mom hot and single?
>>222992436BASED
The door is openThe barts are free
haven't spoken to my mother in a few years
where to find women that look like this
>>222992574And what of father
ameris be like>we need a name for our football team anyone have any ideas?>oh i know. what about those silicone prosthetics that ftms wear in their underwear to make a bulge?>oh fuck yeah thats awesome im sold
>>222992607i'm a bastard
Barbecue has to be the most Reddit shit ever.>MY STATE PUTS SAUCE ON MEAT BETTER THAN YOUR STATE!I've eaten barbecue in, like, over a dozen states. There isn't a difference. Pretending there is is just pandering to local normies.
>>222992617How about the San Francisco Bay Fudge Packers
>>222992621>Cat yank hates romance >Has parent issues It's starting to come together
My mom is utterly terrified of using salt, butter and fat in her cooking
>>222992634T. Lives in a sauceless state
>>222992705Butter and fat MIGHT be justified if it's a calorie thing, stupid midwit shit but I could see some reasons to avoid it if she's obese and trying not to be. Unless she has chronic heart failure or something, what could possibly be the reason to avoid salt? Does she just hate food?
ugh what could have been
>>222992753She's terrified of high sodium And she fell for the margarine meme in the 60s or whenever it was
>>222992785I mean, unless her other opinion is eating jerky, you don't need that much salt to season meats. Is this a cry for help? If you want cooking tips, I could help you if you just ask. You really only need sprinkles of salt to season meats and enhance soups.
>>222992835I'm trying to learn how to cook using stainless steel, the only thing is I can't find a straight answer on whether or not I can/should use evoo with it
im shleepy
>>222992617To be fair Packers fans are huge faggots so that tracks
Reminder to drink your soda, it could save your life.
>>222992881You can, the only complication is that you shouldn't cook olive oil too high. Evoo just means it's extracted manually instead of chemically, so it's likely never been cooked like regular olive oil.
>>222992987Soda is highly acidic, so it has surprisingly good qualities in helping digest. It's just so sugary that its calorie density negates that benefit. Drinking coffee can also help blockages from getting too big.
>>222992987The patient needs more diet soda
>>222993037If you ate like a normal person, it would not even be an issue.
>>222991651Was the dentist some sort of thirdie?
>>222992892I'm sleepy too after eating my 'za
>>222993071I'm a vegetarian, I eat a lot of fiber
>>222993222>What women say about the dude who works at their job after he just asked them to go for a coffee
>>222988152if you find the bag with the used condoms you can slurp on them and possibly get a little bit of taylor swift pussy juice
I hate porn when the girl is doing reverse cowgirl but the guy is sitting upright. Looks so stupid
Life is shithttps://youtu.be/MOY-jJeOeBk?is=eOqQNEcWTWFV59p2
Why are you not trans?
>>222992179I'd suck her tits.Pandyxpress is shit by the way
>>222993554But I am
Im gay my pussy is hard
Would you make love to serb poster
>>222993554I don't want to have a stink ditch or pretend to be a woman
If any one of us turned into a hot girl, she would instantly be more desired as a wife than practically any woman. such is how undesirable modern women are
>>222993676And i mean a real girl not tranny. like by magic or something
Need to stop playing with my balls, I don't want testicular torsion
need a car but none of these dagos on marketplace ever answer me back it’s about to piss me off
trying to diet but even intermittent fasting and eating OMAD i'm not losing anything :\
>>222993776Eat less fatty
>>222993835Done 'im
gock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOxWl8Zj65g
Always get a kick out of fatties when they say shit like "aye but my pants fit looser now!!! they fall out thoe!!!"
>>222993543Nah, life's pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Q-fOj9Mho
>>222993776What do you typically drink in a day?
Ngoy
shItalian national anthemhttps://youtu.be/oyURq6Rvr0w?is=HE-682ltm40o83-j
did you know the White crime rate is much *LOWER* than we're told?
Yo you tryna have sex with me or something?!
I don't drink water anymore. Its either vitamin water or fruit juices
>>222994053Whoa she looks so cool
>>222994055Literally only blahpipo and far leftoid types try to claim wypipo have a higher crime rate. It's just such an absurd proposition nobody with life experience could take it seriously.
>>222994083That's what's up
>>222993976sparking water and/or crystal light. no alcohol, no soda. maybe once a week i'll have a smoothie but i consider that to be a side to a meal.
>>222994102True, but a lot of people take the crime data at face value, and it's good to know it's been fucked with intentionally. nobody in their right mind thinks those jeets are actually White
>>222994175No coffee/tea? No juice?
>>222994193no juice, occasionally a cup of coffee or tea in the morning but i try to minimize caffeine.
>>222994181This are the most obvious examples, imagine how much more is under the surface? The White hispanics meme for example, much to think about.
>>222994087Feel free to screenshot bro
why are people so enslaved to the idea that 18 = adult? theres no historical, religious, or scientific proof that a 18 year old is an adult human.
>>222994251Shut up foid
>>222994251Sex should be completely banned until you're 30 years old imo
>>222994251The only thing that truly matters is that people stay together when they make babies and don't abuse or traumatize each other.
>>222993776Try tracking everything you consume through a tracker app like MyFitnessPal. You’re probably eating more calories than you think. Getting enough of a caloric deficit that you lose weight is pretty unpleasant. Feels like you’re starving (because you are) for potentially months, depending on how much you need to lose.
>>22299425150/50 this is a pedo or some foid-brained simp
>>222994251Then what age is an "adult"
>>22299431125 2bh when the brain is fully developed
Apparently my dick was so massive as a child that when the nurse saw it she was shaking in fear and just kept saying "no no that's not possible"But my dick shrank in adolescence. Kind of like a benjamin button scenarioJust what my Mom says who knows if it's true or not
>>222993776post body
>>222994333Penis inspection day nightmare…
>>222994333Good to know your mom kept careful track of your penis size from birth to adolescence, never skip penis inspection day /cum/bros
>>222994333>But my dick shrank in adolescence. Kind of like a benjamin button scenariohow tiny is it now a days?
Thinking of getting an open box cell phone for 350 off eBay. part of me wants to wait until the prices for brand new drop, other part of me thinks that might not even happen. And my current phone is from 2019
>>222994404Got your mom’s open box on eBay
>>222994273>>222994305>>222994306>>222994308>>222994311an adult is a human capable of reproducing. all humans knew this until pseudo intellectuals started opening their mouth making shit up.
>>222994353Idgi i thought foids loved penises but this one was terrified by mine :/
>>222994423It's because there was a time where everyone was just expected to stay together no matter what Now sex is treated as casual fun so soyciety had to arbitrarily assign a bunch of rules to it so these cattle animals don't impregnate a bunch of kids I guess
>>222994392I halted the shrinkage by injecting testosterone straight into my dick, otherwise it would've kept goingCurrently I got several centimeter long but I'm hopeful it will grow back now that I'm taking TRT injections
>>222994308Youre 100% some sort of feminist, leftist, or jewish.
got me paycheck and immediately lost 98% of it to bills award
>>222994442Idgi nigs are so annoying, I hate them but I also don't because some nigs are cool
i probably shouldn’t have gone all in on being a broke bum and been a doctor or something instead
>>222994423>pedoJust like I said
>>222994459I am all of those things and more.
This is what the United States of Africa is about
Eating my own foreskin
>>222994486>It uses words and doesnt know the meaning of themSucks to be retarded and proudly ignorant lol.
>>222994442>>222994468If blahpipo even TOUCH left-wing identity politics it corrupts them to their very essence, especially the women.
>>222994526Blacks are naturally left wing, in fact most non whites are.
>yjw he mad when he starts frogpostinkwab
>222994509
>just minding your own business living on a park>5 years prison time!Why's the government so evil bros? Meanwhile strung out fent zombies can do whatever they want
>>222994517>I'm not a pedo i'm a MAP or ephebophile o algoSemantics simply because you are too afraid to own up to it
>he's still mad I called him redditjeet over 24 hours agoUnprecedented level of butthurt here
>>222994554>Dodges the accusation then throws in buzzword fuckeryBeing proud of being retarded is wild.
>>222994545He should've used a garbage can
>>222994545He left a half ton of trash and could have burnt the forest down Fuck him and fuck fent zombies too
guys timmy is back to racebaits flamewar again
>>222994595>I don't know what words mean so that's a buzzword o algoComing from the pedo whinging about definitions literally one reply before this lol
bout to lungpunch this schizojeet chomo
>>222994608You're an apologist for big brother invasive governor intervention
LOIS LOIS STEWIE IS MY NAME YEAH
>>222994134>weed faggot
>>222994642I don't consider protecting forests to be invasive He should have been smarter
>>222994631You argue like a woman its hilarious. >durr youre a pedo!>How?>y-you just are you pedoLol giga retard.
Make the new or I will
>>222994635He's gonna accuse you of being me for saying redditjeet lol
HOLY CRAP LOIS
Can't believe whinging is a real word and not just a misspelling of whining. Huh
>>222994684Go ahead threadcuck, that's what you're here for! :D
>>222994688I usually end up filtering all of his posts because I have his favorite buzzwords filtered from other boards lol
YOOOOO palworld is out, any rich gifters?
Boooooooooooo the caco arrived
>>222994694White people dont spell it like that. Hes probably paki.
>>222994735don't bongs do that
arguing on 4chan is an iq test and engaging in it is failing
>>222994744no they don't saar
>>222994744So paki.
>>222994763incorrect
*sucks teeth*
see my iq is yes because I am not replying to him
HOMER LET THE BARTS OUT
>No response to the argumentKWAB. Won again. W
>>222994797>see my iq is yesMy IQ is yes saar
>>222994797just got a seething replying with a very bad argument in it from this guy. LOW IQ!!
>>222994834>>222994834>>222994834NEW
How do I keep winning all the time? HOW?!
>>222994821t. poor grasp on the english languagemy original post was formatted in a way that implies the results are binary: yes or no (which is to say, if you engage, the answer is no, or 0, because you are engaging in a 4chan argument, therefor you lack a sufficient IQ)my answer, "my iq is yes," is formatted fittingly to the original implication and contexta simple mistake for someone of inferior intellect (You)
