oasis edition
>>222990258genuienly dont konw how people stink of alcohol unless they spill it on themi literally never smell out of alcohol except maybe slighjtly on the breath after a heavey heavy seession but even then by time i wake up it's just musky no more alcohol smell
anne hathaway's tits are producing milk right now
>>222990371slip insiiiiiide the eye of your miiiiind
>>222990384corr sex
>>222990371Jobbers to the stone roses
Everyone below is a gay fag
>>222990391Surely you can't post things like this on a blue board, I can't be the only one with a boner right now
>>222990385you sweat it out especially in this weather trust me everyone can smell it but you
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to pump a shit load of CO2 into the atmosphere?!?
i purposefully rotate the shops i booze in around 4 in the hope they think i get on it every 3 days or so but in reality i've a vile man for the liquid jew
TELEVISIONDONT GO TO MY HEAD
end of an era
So this happened two towns over from where I grew up
need 16 year old greekette gf
Got in a really bad habit of drinking then having a wank as it felt more like an experience but now I’m trying to quit alcoholic it’s making things feel boring
>>222990411highly doubt that my clothes literally never smell of booze unless agian i spilt something on it nomatter how much i drink or sweat
>>222990391same with ann widdecombe x
>>222990429ktimktimktim
The last few /brit/ posts until the Rorke force enveloped every thread. These lads didn't know what they were in for. Like looking at a few people enjoying a drink before the Titanic sank.
>>222990430not being drunk is boring tbf
>>222990442SCREAMINGthey're so thick
>>222990385Your liver can’t break it down and you sweat it out
>>222986390You are unironically correct.
was talking to dogberg in a silly voice and then looked up and the next door neighbour was in his garden
Do you prefer seeing Pokies or Big Boobs?
>>222990442SCR done her
only got the small bottle of vodka and i'll be sensible and only have half of itthere must at least be the semblance of getting a clue about ones self
asexual doesnt mean youve never had sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3dqwnGdv_A
>>222990442she's not asexual (doesn't exist unless she's 40 and has lost her libido, which is common) but women can have sex and not enjoy it at all because they don't need to be stimulated to receive a penis. whereas men need an erection. which is why you can't rape men. unless you rape their arse but you need to be a man to do that
>>222990416heres the fing tholike surewe have fucked up the climatebut diss is a short sighted view in the sense that climate catastrophe has happened time and time agen in history of worldsure we dont want to be the wuns shooting ourselves in the backbut the idea that we have any control over what the climate chooses to do is completely illusoryand regardless of climate we know humanity will end wun daythe sun will dieearth will dieits ogre
>>222990468Do you prefer asking inane questions or interesting ones
>>222990462sure but i dont smell lol
>>222990442pscrm
>>222990474Of If I do that I’ll have a small bottle tomorrow then a medium bottle the next day
>>222990468just got the ick
nth for the gyaldem
lol
been pissing in a glass then pouring it to monitor my urines colour more accurately
>>222990449what was the first rorke post
>>222990489How do you know?
>>222990528cos i have a nose? lol
>>222990479you posted the exact same reply to that earlier
already had three litres of water today and i've just poured another half
>>222990489okay*covers nose and walks away coughing*
don't hear much about zack polanski anymore
>>222990525mousey...?
Honestly fuck the environment, clearly china and russia and the African and Muslim shitholes don’t give a fuck and pollute to their advantage so why do we in the West hinder ourselves?Trump is a retard but he is right in the fact we should be fucking the environment for our benefit
*adds another bullet point to my diego dossier*
I unironically raped a girl but still ended up as a virgin as it went completely wrong
>>222990538so you understand how annoying it is to see the same screenshots in every thread?
>>222990542projec ton>>222990560blog on satan
>>222990423his ancestor :)
jfs seem to love the binface thing, says it all really
>>222990555yeah why keep rivers clean when we could make them all toxic so some billionaires could make some more billions
if mousey came back what would his first post be
>>222990462fink diss is backwardits actually the smell of your body breaking down alcohol instead of glucose. similar to smell people have when they have diabetes
>>222990535If you were drinking it all night and were lying in bed sweating it out you’d definitely be nose blind to it by the time you woke up
>>222990511>online British adultsdisregarded
>>222990588it's reddit
oh wonderful, now i know why homealoneeveryfridaynight is an unlovable incel. bro smells like shit and has no sense of smell to notice
>>222990511It kind of annoys me the UK allows people to make a mockery out of our politics by letting some retard dress up and run for election for his own enjoyment and gaining popularity with no actual argument or policies for the betterment of our country and instead just want to profit from it Fair play to Lord Binface for running against him
>>222990582his ancestor :)
>>222990582
i actually also can smell a little bit of that alcohol smell on myself when i havent had any alcohol but ive been rooning a lot. and i fink its just the smell from my body burning fat for food instead of glucose
guy grifts like nobody before him
>>222990626that Farage done
>>222990599fink you're a spastic
>>222990626sc
>>222990588mate its literally the pasty white Adrians who work in the civil service who are getting their pink panties in a twist for count neekface
>>222990626>letting some retard dress up and run for election for his own enjoyment and gaining popularity with no actual argument or policies for the betterment of our country and instead just want to profit from itNah, he definitely has political motivationsHe's a liberal lefty luvvie
No cooking for me tonight
>>222990626LOL
>>222990639>idrees ahmad
>>222990555China has been adopting clean energy at a rate that far outpaces nearly every other western country
>>222990639lol what's the point of that? he's hilarious with this stuff
>>222990663Rorke's creps
>>222990661rorke in charge of reading a whole post and understanding the joke
>>222990626kek thought you were talking about andy burnham for a second
Bump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29cMrVtVXY
>>222990626Don’t like farage but this is reddit comedy
>>222990668shut up retard they build more coal plants than any other country. not to mention they have almost no environmental regulations so many factories discharge untreated waste into the water
Mental how we have got to the point in society that Trump and his family have made billions from insider trading and Farage just got paid 5 million by a billionaire and we all just allow it to happen kek
>>222990626Howl
>>222990663sir meal deal reddit reposter
>>222990511says something that the system is set up to present labour versus tories as an epic ideological struggle, but any seemingly meaningful opposition is met with the far more serious regime defence which by non-participation reduces the process which is supposed to bring about a representative of the public to simple farce
>>222990663what they gave to eat for officers in great escape
>>222990660Yeah I know
>>222990626Genuinely screaming
that post really didn't deserve that many replies
>>222990581true dat
>>222990626fucking kek
>>222990716calling stuff reddit is something redditors do in an attempt to fit in
>>222990716I was going to post something with the same punchline but decided against it, thought it would be lame yet seems I was wrong
>>222990607and what about when i smelt my bedsheets lateror the clothes i was wearing while sweating heavily and drinking, eh?>>222990625project on
>>222990718yeah mental people can make donations to their favoured political party. basically nazi germany
>>222990751>>222990716sybau rorke that post was funny
>>222990724Tony Treble
sainsbury's meat feast pizza... in the oveni'll keep you updated
>>222990639Buying commercial property and holding it in your pension wrapper while paying yourself rent is a standard financial planning. GP’s and dentists do the same with their practises.
>>222990787looool
fresh filter insertion/^homealoneeveryfridaynight$/
Frogberg spotted!
>>222990794nice one, hope you enjoy it x
>>222990794added anything extra to it to make it more cheeky?
>>222990765You just insinuated I’m a redditor, implicitly admitting you yourself are a redditor by your logic
>>222990626Based leftie surge on /brit/FUCK RORKE
>>222990815get innnn
fink marquee moon might be best album coming from new york new wave scene in late 70ssure ramones would be easy choice butdats like more just a collection of songs showing a windoe to a new style of musicmarquee moon is likea propa album in the artistic sense
>>222990825just standard todaybit of stomach lining for the booze haha
what the fuck is this game lulu is playing lads
>>222990827this isnt a debate lil gup *sharts in my hand and rubs it on your face*
not feeling /brit/ today
>>222990827Except he didn't call something "reddit" he pointed out (rightly) your feeble attempt at fitting in.You've been done twice now, be quiet and think about how embarrassing you are.
>>222990836this lot forget brit was left wing for most of its existence until 2017 or so the redditfugees took over.It was social democrats, marxists, bolsheviks and the odd libertarian living in harmony
>>222990785Someone posts something similar on every binface YouTube video or news article and it gets 200 updootsSorry, I don’t make the rules
>>222990626voting count mongo binface loony to own the chudswe did it reddit, Social Cohesion™ is restored, We™ can Get On With™ the serious business of Governing™
>>222990869get off of /brit/ and go the bathroom. I can smell you shitting yourself
Pizza in de oven
>>222990815That’s quite the majestic frog
labubu dubai chocolate sex arse
>>222990911kill phrase activated
Would be hilarious if Count Binface and we ended up being a nonce from a council estate
playing mafia 3
>>222990939>we ended up being a nonce from a council estatedo i need to prepare for noncehunters or?
>>222990939Rorke speaking eloquently once again, bravo!
might cop
>>222990874>calling stuff reddit is something redditors dothis is clear hypocrisy
mental how south park episodes these days basically lose all relevance two weeks after they are aired>Randy Marsh's Mexican employees are arrested by ICE, causing Tegridy Farms to fall into bankruptcy. In order to save his business, Randy consults ChatGPT when rebranding Tegridy as "Techridy Farms". Trying to get funding from the government, Randy sends Towelie to a militarized Washington, D.C. to make a deal with President Donald Trump, who is getting gifts from various CEOs and leaders. Randy's message to Trump reveals Towelie is his gift to Trump, much to Towelie's horror. Realizing his plan has been a failure, Randy resolves to stop using ChatGPT and gives his phone to Sharon, who convinces him to sell the farm. It is revealed that Towelie is now used as Trump's personal semen rag, a fate from which Satan solemnly notes "There is no escape".
the heat has me feeling like shit don't like it it's too many days of this
discord account is banned
stil debating if I want the 12 inch pizza ladsOR I could sleep early
farage is a bloody racist!!
>>222990484>>222990501Weird reaction to Swedish girls
>>222990977what's the weather like where you are? that doesn't seem like something for hot weather
>>222990986they've been truly mindraped by bad orange manwhich is bizarre as he's in his second trip aroundstill, we'll always have make love not warcraft
>>222990979It's a second order judgement. Yours is first order. They are not the same form of accusation so there is no hypocrisy.
cody let's cop these reesee's piecees
>>222991003Love a pizza me
>>222991003the Spain Belgium game will send everyone to sleep early
might fire up the old ps4 to play bo2
>>222990993feels alright today, i think maybe the humidity isn't as high where i live
>>222990503Pedophiliac poster.
Rorke doing something stupid but he means well
Would love a pizza me but only place nearby that does pizza is a kebab place and last time I ate there I got so sick I basically had to lay in the bath in tears shittibg myself and vomiting in tears
>>222991006Here we have another case of someone trying hard to fit in.
>>222990468despise pokies reminds me of menmight as well be a tranny
>>222991015got AC weather doesn't matter
Leftypol doing something stupid but he doesn't mean well
>>222991020explain using common english how he didn’t just insinuate I’m a redditor
>>222990853Dragon quest ahh board game or summitI've got shondo on in the background
>>222991057God’s divine punishment for supporting mass migration
>>222990986Mental how trump has done literally everything he can and more to defend Jews (cutting off harvard's funding for antisemetism, bombing iran, declining visas for anti-israel posts...) and he still gladly takes Jewish-run hollywood and news outlets shitting on him all day lmaoHe is such a dumb goyslave boomer
Ann Widdecombe EUGGGH
Toilet seat is warm but there's nobody else in the house. It not right.
>>222991037Nonceschizo
rorke acting loony in public and telling himself it's to own leftypol
Doing something stupid but I mean well
Done nowt all day
This heat is actually dire
off to bed
rorke being silly and racist
mental how black ops 3 is being sold for 45 quid when your pc gets hacked as soon as you join a lobby
>>222991139timmina
I'm on the milk
tfw no indian chef gf
Match in 50 mins and graphics card been shitting the bed for over 24 hours smfh
Elephants are actually so fucking coolThis big old things with massive trunks who are known for being intelligent, empathetic, and doesn’t afraid of anything
>>222991139With any luck it’ll kill both you and her
say hi to Glenda
Rorke's mum telling him it's ok if he's gay
>>222990986internal american politics is essentially ephemeral nonsense unless it touches on israeli influence or seriously considers the conflict between federalism and centralised powerif they think they have a perfect or even workable system just with bad actor individuals, it's worse than useless critique
>>222991167meltdown
>>222991164your cpu doesnt have an integrated gpu?
They call be battyman jones because i love a stiff willy up the arse
>>222991178evil racist cat
Good idea for a r/HENRYUK windup post would be some kind of post where you subtly drop that you're in social housing in a desirable area of London but also on a high salary, receiving a huge windfall (Revolut IPO) etc.
>>222991188Would be great if you were both melted down and burned to heat the pensioners houses
>>222991178hi 'lenda
>>222991066well turn it down so you're tempted to be less of a glutton
>>222991178>Hi Glenda
>>222991185yh..
>>222991139girl conditioner
>>222991191My monitor is plugged directly into this shitty card
>>222991208you sad, sad little man
Got £100k in the bank thanks to years of living with mummy and daddyWhat should I do with this?
Encountered a man at tesco whose body odor was so piercing it changed my perspective on things. Getting the AC man in on Tuesday.
>>222991178>>222991217Fuck me own arse
>>222991178hello Glenda :)
>>222991010meine gottewould destroy diss bitch cavities like a pneumatic drill
>>222991238shove it up your arse
>>222991238Buy gold mate
business idea put ice lollies on the meal deal as a snack
>>222991236I'm 5'10" and don't feel sad often
is irish lad leftypol
Tummy hurts :/
>>222991238me too but from living with mum and her wife
>>222991264why x
>>222991150https://forum.ezz.lol/topic/5/bo3-guideGet on this mate, fixes the RCE exploit and there's far less cheatersAll old CoDs have clients like this that fix the exploits
>>222990802>holding it in your pension wrapper while paying yourself rentwhat's the point?
>>222991245>>222991178recommend youtube channel gakhed for good kittingtonshire vids like disss>>222991139timothy james byrne
>>222991191Getting the motherboard to use the integrated gpu instead of the dedicated one is a huge pain in the ass when your actual gpu is dyingt. had to do that exact thing a few months ago
>>222991261Yes and he’s an utter midwit as is often the case
Watching Breaking Bad for the first time. It's alright feels like a cartoon though
>>222991242To be fair everyone is sweaty at the moment, it only becomes pungent if you go literal days without a shower
wish i could play halo 3 in its peak again
performing an RCE exploit on rorke's bussy
>>222991208not sure what that has to do with hoovers
why do Brits spell diarrhea like this, there's not even an 'o' sound in the word
>>222991270Do you just mention your fat lezzer mum to bait people into replying to you so that you can get attentionFar from the first time you’ve done it
rick and morty anime any good?
>>222991261o'rourke>>222991286can't you just unplug the gpu?
>>222991291I shower in the morning before work and come home with BO, shower in the evening before bed and wake up with BOI just can't win I don't know why I reek so much
>>222991317Because the Latins probably spelt it like that 2000 years ago
>>222991286mine has a bios option to force integrated graphics only but i guess it depends on the mobo
>>222991260howling you literal hobbit man
>>222991279This is the cat in my uncles yard
Need to go to the gym tonight but actually cannot be fucking botheredAlways absolutely packed with children and fat mongs who think that occupying a machine for 30 minutes counts as a work out
>>222991286?? just plug it into the motherboard io instead of the graphics card
>>222991324there's a thing called anti perspirant
>>222991349spooky. do not approach
>>222991352I don’t use extraflags because I’m not an attention starved tranny
>>222991324TMAU get the PIP claimed
what the fuck is wrong with boomers
Significant number of razorblades were found buried in a children's sand pit at a park in the town of Beeston, Nottinghamshire. Police are investigating.
>>222991290
>>222991398Well someone has to pay for the exorbitant pensions which they gave themselves
Erika Hilton Black Tranny Brazilian Politician that wants to stop companies shutting video games offline after selling them Maybe Mbappe was onto something
>>222991398Everything. Boomers are ontologically evil and want to maximise suffering for anyone younger than themselves.
imagine the smell
>>222991349looks like the stray cat that hangs around my housei've taken to calling him Biscuits
>>222990794little update on my sainsbury's meat feast pizza...it was alright, seven on ten
incessant banging noise coming from above
Hearing rumours that the lad who killed Anne Widdecombe raped her as well. She lost her 'ginity and got killed on the same day, at age 78. Mental.
>>222991426gay if you wouldn't
>>222991057happened top me too but i still went back only happened the first time
>>222991426*rorke voice*u alright black boi
Apparently our redditora can even have a sense of humor
>>222991398it'd be a bank holiday and all boomers need to go to their banks in person for some reason (likely because they're scammed by indians because they're retarded)
>>222991349hellas catberg
>>222991139holy fuck she talked about something that happened today and not 200 years ago to some mental posho slag in a book
>>222991373I've got Sure Men's 48 hour protection but my stink seeps through towards the end of the day
Why do black people seem to think you can’t drink tap water and that somehow a bottle of water is different
>>222991479actually i think that's from the last heatwave
If your interest is in obtaining ivory, I can't help with acquiring or facilitating the trade of elephant ivory because it's heavily restricted in many countries due to its connection with poaching and the conservation of elephant populations.
>>222991447What the fuck
>>222990371south koreans really love noelhis crack joke is pricelessthis old man serves as a role model for many
>>222991321>>222991368Nah you can take the card out and plug the hdmi directly into the motherboard and it won’t work, like the American said it might just be something specific to my bios though
roll-on or spray?for me, its got to be roll-onmuch more effective
>>222991529Yeah roll on is much better
>>222991521Wait what she was really murdered?Oh my God I just spent 20 minutes saying my mum was retarded for telling me this oh fuck I look I right retard now
>75% ABV beerwhat's even the point of this
>>222991505>Why do black people seem to think
>>222991208Please do this. I posted there a few years ago about my parents leaving behind a 3 mil house in London and me not having paid a penny into my pension (not a lie was getting advice about how to plan for my future without a pension) they were absolutely bonkers at me. I was like the fuck am I supposed to do? Why would I work if I have my inheritance sorted.
>>222991567it's not even possible for it to be beer at that point, it's been distilled
>>222991380>>222991471I thought it was a girl but he just has small balls, I saw him puke yesterday, God knows what he eats out there so I gave him some beef liver today, he loved it, there's 3-4 cats but only he is friendly and poses for photos.>>222991442Cute little fella, love kats me
They banned bags (bc terrorism) during events in Sweden so girls had to get creative with storage.
>>222991567One of those retarded challenges isn’t itSuppose it’d just get you decently pissed though really
YeahY'all can't handle thisY'all don't know what's about to happen, baby(It's everyday, bro, everyday)/brit/ teamPlymouth, Cornish boyBut I'm from Cheadle though, white boy (Malaponte, up high)
gen alpha neohew started doing the whole uncs lil bro larp to me and I sternly told him to stop speaking like a jamaican and grow up. was silent for the rest of the day
it's all gone to pot
>>222991580>>222991505i remember being an edgy 15 year old saying things about le bad blacksgrow up
>>222991567just drink everclear at that point, fucking freaks
>>222991594Remember when we used to say 'clownworld' when things like that happened
>>222991522heard in korea you can only work at certain companies if you went to a certain university. that's crazy
>>222991594She's holding a bag right there though
>>222991623It's the new normal, innit?
>>222991609holy neekoli
>>222991615>maybe I can reduce normal observations about black people down to being a dumb kidnice try leftymong but it wont catch on
nights are long without the drink
Naziyank has been posting here for the past 12+ hours at least, since the middle of the night to the middle of the day
>>222991615I wasn’t being edgy I was being genuine considering I just watched an interview where many black people in the UK say they won’t drink the tap water and said that drinking tap water is a white people thing
>>222991208>henry (high earnings not rich yet) is a subreddit aimed at people earning £150k a yearcastrate all yuppies
>A trip to India left me with 38 parasites in my brain
>>222991645"haha black people don't think cus they're stupid"grow up. only a virgin with no life would be posting this shit online.usa flag in the filter btw, see ya cody
>>222991671Don't know who that is
Remember that according to Tory Party leader and anchor baby Olukemi Olufunto "Kemi" Adegoke Badenoch, this isn't hot and climate change isn't real.
>>222991684its genuinely not working leftymong, sorry. you can be 90 years old and still dislike the way blacks behave
>>222991664No one tells you the actual hardest part about quitting is the boredom
>>222991673Because in some countries you can't drink tap water so people from there are used to buying bottles. It's not black people it's foreigners from African countries and their children who adopted the practice. Not hard is it
this redditor sure got madwonder why he loves negroes so much
>>222991671having fun with your dollies?
heard tall girls (> 6'1) are easier cuz almost no guys approch them. might give it a try as a 5'9 manlet
And the interesting thing about Ann Widdecombe is it's pronounced Ann Waddicombe in parts of Scotland and Ann Wycombe in parts of Wycombe.
>>222991697lurk moar newfag
i just sit in my room and drink water. You get over the "boredom" thing over time when you learn to endure
>>222991710Was it that hard to just answer my question
>>222991732grim
mary whitehouse + anne widdecombe creampie gangbang with rees-mogg and his sister
>>222991717He's literally right here >>222991715Why do you pretend to be blind?
>>222991720based little cody
>>222991734Sounds more depressing than the slow suicide of chronic boozing
>>222991708err yes they do this general is full of alkie mongs saying they're "bored"
they really dont want anthony gordon to be famous
>>222991746:/
>>222991722Amusing post this was
>>222991720>me in the Netherlands
>>222991769who don't
>>222991746you're better than this, anon
naziyank is literally sat at his computer from dusk til midday posting the n word here and posting his fantasies about torturing and killing homosexualsHe hasn't made a single on topic post everHe has never been banned
all my yank niggas nazis
>>222991762its not, i just grew up and realised not every waking minute of the day has to be entertaining. Thats why you alkymongs and drugmongs are in the situation you're in to begin with
this thread is really for bottom feeders. nobody reads this thread but its participants. any opinion posted here is seen only by other losers who also post here. it's a bottom of the barrel echo chamber. i guess it's working well as a containment zone for retards.
>>222991748is that a yes?
>>222991764Well no one ever told me
having a bad mental health day
why is mousenonce crying about nazis
>>222991778not care
>>222991797raping a poo
>>222991807def not mousey
>>222991805everything will be okay x
>>222991805why do you keep obsessing over this retard? We get it shes a sperg or something and says silly things, get a life mate
>>222991807kys fat
>>222991797was just saying this down the boring bastards club
temperature just dropped to 19 with grey clouds and a lovely breeze. i really dont know why people complain about our weather. it's like natural AC. everyone else in the world lives in an unlivable shit hole and some how pretend it's superior. they're all feral because of sun over exposure
>>222991841>>222991841>>222991841
>>222991840>>222991840>>222991840New
>>222991805Very very unflattering image the bitter harpies on tattle must be having a field day with this one
>>222991851Mad how this one is the new despite it being posted second isn't it
>>222991769elaborate
>>222991831he literally cannot help it
>>222991797tbf I just ignore the subplot dramas
sir david mitchell
