Peng images edition
my bum fell off from lack of use
stinky poo hehe
Suckling on a vinegaroon
No, 20,000 steps is not like walking to Mongolia. Instead, 20,000 steps is a solid daily fitness goal.The Daily Total: 20,000 steps equal roughly 10 miles (about 16 km). It takes about 2.5 to 3 hours of continuous walking and burns around 800 to 1,000 calories, depending on your stride and weight.
fucking hell I went to the park with a football and was kicking it against the fence by myself and some chav kids came over and started calling me a paedo so I got my football and walked off and they followed me so I couldn't go home because they would know where I live and whenever someone else walked past the kids would say "excuse me mate/love you do know that blokes a paedo" and I had to walk for like an hour before they fucked off and I could finally go home
Weather cooled off so much that I think I might get to watch the ol' ASMR tonightAlso think I might be dehydrated with how much my head hurts
>>222993165theyve done you matedone you good and proper
didnt that ugly asian skater say she hates america and complained donald trump is a racist or something?should deport her back to china and disqualify her from ever competing for our great country
>>222993156
>>222993170still apparently 30c herethe heat is raping me and the police will do nothing
greece really do be having cities named thesaloniki, delphi, mycenaewe have cities named, leeds, birmingham, bathgod britain is shit isn't it like
>>222993165should've bodied them
>>222993183You should hate drumpf
>>222993165Just call them paedos back?It doesn't have to make sense
I walked 16 miles on a hike last week, how many steps is that Felt like i had walked on hot coals afterwards
>>222991881>>222991881I'd don't get why the toils are not all the same price
>>222993202what's wrong with bath?
>>222993214>>222993207>>222993179first day here spackers?
>>222993195Lovely stuff :)
>>222993215about 35,000 rough guess
>>222993225yeah i joined from X
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Skype call together*Rorke: Just eating some monster munch.Leftypol: pickled onion?Rorke: Yes, really oniony.Leftypol: I'm on the Thai sweet chilli sensations myself to be fair.Rorke: Oniony?Leftypol: Chilly.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**14 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*74 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
>>222993183that gross slag is a yank?why do mongs keep posting her in /brit/ then
water tank on the dehumidifier is full
Saw this duck on the river yesterday looks mental
>>222993136there is not a woman on this planet who wants to hear about video games, anime, and the history of the roman empire. men and women are completely different. if you go into a relationship expecting a woman to act like your autistic manchild buddy it isnt going to work
>>222993224i like bathi like showerbut which one is better?
( o Y o )
>>222993257yummy
>>222993246what
Makaza looks better than chalkidiki or thessaloniki, so why did you come here??
>>222993283there's only one way to find out
just looked out the window >>222993249
>>222993293Hungry little man
>>222993293even got the swastika on the cakesbrooooo take a day off fr
2126 steps for medire
>>222993225yeah i come from my arse
>>2229933262403. mostly shuffling around at officetoil
woooooooow, thats amazing isnt it. not many meat eating straight couples have been together as long as these 2 fab gay vegan peoples.have you ever thought about becoming gay and eating fungus to end the loneliness? give this a watch and you might just become a gay vegan!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdghC-bMMNo
refball lmao
where can i find out about american evangelical cultureare there any videos of preaching and thatjust want to have a look at it
>>222993326do about 30,000 a day me
>>222993280Love island watching normgroids do their best to turn away from this trvke
>>222993326barely even movedearly grave soon come
Me at the dentist
>>222993293Did he need swastikas on everything?
clairos tithows that then deegs eh?
>>222993326Good ladEach time you exercise you use up your body's limited store of energy
This loony died
>>222993326Do it for him.
>>222993361teethmogs me
>>222993374not very Christian of you :/
>>222993347The older bloke reminds me of Aleister Crowley
dumb english ref getting in the way
>>222993301
why did no one make an AI named jeeves so people would ask him again
>>222993375source?
>>222993402Donald J. Trump
I spent like 3 years trying to get into reading books and I just couldn't do it. I must have read around 100 books and I only enjoyed 5 of them
>>222993376is this that dude who went insane and starting eating his own shit live on camera after smoking dmt
>>222991853is this the peng image thread
mouldie samefag
>>2229933261154 for me but I went to the gym this morning and did deadlifts amongst other exercises.
>>222993376If only he laid off the drugs...
>>222993412corrr
>>222993409which books were they then
>>222993411Yes, he also drank other lad's cum for the bodybuilding gains
>>222993397I remember when they started cutting out the fight parts and going straight to adverts, that killed it
>>222993411Yeah
>>222993440does that really work?
>>2229934201000 stepsmy gran does does more than thatshes 80
>>222993411gays do thatit's not "insane".
>>222993440He drank tranny cum but that's more reasonable and totally not gay
what aLovelyGame ofFootball !!
>>222993409Were you reading the popular or famous books? Just read what you're interested in, don't listen to /lit/
how to delete
>>222993443we didn't know it then, but that was the start of the woke
>>222993468The first cum he drank was from another very zesty bodybuilder
Come on Belgium we can do it
>>222993463no they don't
>>222993297I have family here
>>222993451Bodybuilders call it "protein shake"
>>222993506source? Asking for a friend
>>222993475does St. Peter not see the deleted sins of man when deciding whether or not to open the Pearly Gates?
>>222993491meet me on the outskirts of leeds at midnight
business idea: gay astronauts
>>222993508my brother keeps trying to get me to drink those...
>>222993430I'm glad you asked.>Heart of Darkness>The Later Roman Empire: A.D. 354-378 by Ammianus Marcellinus>The Twelve Caesars>Augustus: First Emperor of Rome by Adrian Goldsworthy>The Great Gatsby>Stoner>The House of the DeadHonestly can't think of any more.>>222993472Yes but even the ones that sounded interesting I almost always never enjoyed them. I wish I could find another book like Stoner.
>>222993532oh dear, that seems like more than five books
>>222993532Read Heart of Darkness for A-level English didn't mind it but also didn't particularly enjoy it either
>>222993532Yeah but read books from a topic or genre you like, not just what other people say is good.
rorke telling leftypol about his new daughter
one half of the gay vegan guys tells us his powerful story about being a child prostitute in manchester in the 80s and curing his aids with the vegan diet. a must watch for those who like to learn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Vh038pGMU
who are we rooting for? spain or belgium
a must watch for those who like to learn.
>>222993566i'm rooting yer heaving sow of a mum
was reading lolita and got a massive lob on at certain points but never performed a wank so think i'm alright
>>222993551I like sci-fi but I didn't read a single good sci-fi book. Solaris was the best but even that was disappointingIt's also hard finding good books about Roman emperors after the caesers.
Hate when janny deletes a webm so fast that I never get to see it
>>222993580by the powers invested to me by the hysterical women of goodreads, i hereby pronounce you a paedophile
>>222993582Unlucky then mate, you'll have to go back to watching football.
>>222993532stoner was sad
>>222993582Caesar was never an emperor
>>222993532>Stonerwhat a grim book, not beautifully written either, has no redeeming qualities, I'm guessing you liked it because you relate to it?
>>222993560love how whoever made this decided to do it in a light-hearted flat corporate art style as if it could be put on a wall in a supermarket
>>222993604to the archive
>>222993566Belgium, would be funny if the old boomer generation does it and I really really dislike BBC's dicksucking of Yamal who has done fuck all the entire tournament
not falling for it. by posting this i am falling for it but im not falling for it
>>222993613I liked how it was written. And no I couldn't relate to him all that much because I'm a 30 something incel who's even more of a loser than stoner
>>222993621Checked it, or maybe I should go to the other one
>>222993566Still not sure, might be belgia cause underdog, but on the other hand I hate brussels
you should have to call the referee sir
>>222993610Bodied that pleb
>>222993480Factual honestly
>>222993662search for post not md5
>>222993582i tried reading a bit of the culture series by iain banksfeel like often all the interest is put into world building and actual plots/characters are a bit rubbish
cursed to eat and drink and piss and shit every day
>>222993688Are you Indian?
oyarzarbal yelling MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL to get michael olivers attention
>>222993582Always thought sci-fi books were dull desu, maybe it's me but seeing "and the 6,000,000,000,000 metre tower loomed over the 1243124412 square metre citadel" was all a bunch of nonsense to me, too often spends time trying to describe how huge and how fast things are but I don't care
need my willy sucked
>>222993739dm me hun x
>>222993729You have never read one
we're all in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_GhJeFxQI
nGoy
>>222993659so this is the fabled femcel
13 seconds
if you had to be turned into an animal other than a human being what would you want to be?
>>222993729Fair enough, I didn't dive too deeply into it. I tried reading Ubik but it was one of the worst books I've ever read. It's considered one of the best sci-fi books of all time and it literally made me give up on the entire genre
>>222993745I have read many, was thinking specifically of Ringworld for that
https://x.com/ArchRose90/status/2075489429154591219RIP ANNE
>>222993760pusscat
idk who needs to hear this BUT WASH YOUR FRUIT WITH MORE THAN JUST WATER!!!!
>>222993742not interested
>>222993760Anything that will result in me being killed, processed, cooked and then eaten by Emma Watson.
>>222993760Those sharks that live 300 years
The FOX panel mogs the BBC one
these retarded fish keep trying to jump up the waterfall
this isPocket Monsters Red Versionona Game Boy Pocketok .. That`s WhatItlooked Like !!
>>222993729>seeing "and the 6,000,000,000,000 metre tower loomed over the 1243124412 square metre citadel" was all a bunch of nonsense to meI don’t read sci fi but that just sounds like shitty writing
>>222993760horse cause then I'd have a huge willer
>>222993799why do you type like that
england has nothing to fear from either of these shitters
what time is it
Need Irish BF
>>222993814neither does France
>>222993819nap time
>>222993825but they have to fear england
I don't understand why a company like aramco needs to put an ad banner on a football fieldWill the wholesale importer or the refinery see the ad and be like "yeh I will contract aramco now".
>>222993824You're disabled
>>222993799It looks lovely ok
>>222993842oh sick get in
>>222993774>Michael S. Philpott (born December 1956)[2] is a British convicted mass killer who was found guilty in April 2013 of causing the deaths of six of his children by arsonright
>>222993814What happens if it does come home? Do we no longer sing that song?
>>222993814they areveryCutegay sex arse !!
>>222993843they are publicly traded
>>222993862not sure we never planned for this x
>>222993843Part of the corrupt behind the scenes deal, I mean perfectly legitimate donation, that lead to Saudi Arabia getting the 2034 WC
replied to the wrong post going to kill myself
>>222993760one of those jap wagyu cows that get massaged all day and fed beer until they get slaughtered
don't open that
>>222993900why
>>222993878If I fuck up a post I just close the tab and try to forget about it.
>>222993894two different species
>>222993866
>>222993894Gutmogs me
>>222993845what are you doing in greece
Don't know why they hated hippies and loved war yet claim to follow christ
>>222993659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSICOM0sru4
JEWS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING 3000 YEARS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
>>222993165one time me and my mate were skipping uni in a book store and there was a shelf with some miniature memorabilia and I was inspecting one in my hand and then suddenly a guard came from around a corner and started eyeballing me so it naturally startled me and I quickly put the thing back and he started accusing me and my mate of stealing and wouldn't leave so we scurried off in embarrassment as he was bragging about catching thieves to his boss even though we never even thought about doing any of that ever
>>222993920Chllin, seeing some family, eating tomatoes
>A cannabis grower who blasted a burglar dead with a sawn-off shotgun after a raid on his drug farm has been convicted of murder.>Adrian Frost, 61, shot 26-year-old Connor Batty in the chest after Batty and two accomplices forced their way into his Hemsworth home in a planned robbery targeting cannabis and cash.Unfortunate name
imagine being a scottish ABE and having to watch england be in contention for every single international tournament while you're out of the first round
Bowden speaks of this.
"shall" confuses me.In some contexts its a synonim of will, in others it a synonim of should, in others its one of must.
>>222993957batty man fi ded
>>222993957What a batty man
You’ve had your chance to amuse me and you’ve failedI shall patronise elsewhere tonight
>>222993989>tattoosabsolutely fucking disgusting what a fucking whore
>>222993955sounds nice, how's the weather?
>>222993974Shan't be answering this
>>222993989Unironically like her asmr but she's a vile slag, seen a video of her pissing in her own face
>>222993974I feel fancy when I say *shant*
>>222993957>defend your property>get sent to prisongrim
>>222993957>2 losers who will never bother the law abiding again finally some good news
grim porn freaks are here
KDB looking handsome
any grim porn freaks in the thread?
>>222994042yh..
>>222994042ktim
giant stadium and it's like a library lol
>>222994040he was cucked
gay bastards
>>222993974Only ever heard posshos use it desu, sometimes if I feel like appearing to be less of a peasant I'll use "I shall do that" and the like
>>222994061Cracking nips all round
>>222994047>>222994057any grim porn you'd like to share
>>222994009>seen a video of her pissing in her own faceive done that
>>222994061eayh delete that mate
>>222994042uh... yh....Still haven't cleared my near 1TB porn folder
any nutcases in?
>>222994004It's nice, I was actually suffering more in bulgaria, mornings and evenings are pleasant where I amIs it winter where there?.
>>222994092Yummy
>>222994061BWC POV
>>222993974>>222994078you can even double up on it as an affirmation"i shall, i shall!" with an exclamation mark at the end as wellsounds quite triumphant and makes you seem reasonable and chipper and such
Liverpool Road North, Maghull, 1950s and 2026
Mental how every bloke has an 8 inch cock in adult videos, makes you feel like shit.
>>222994092Love this nose
rorke overate at teatime :/
might go on a rampage in my own houseme own bloody house
>>222994122Took them long enough to invent color
>>222994123that's why JAV is superior
>>222994114Is weed legal in South Africa?
do I get in the heroin or nah
glad to see the new trafford stadium plans are moving forward. just another thing that makes manchester the second city
i've just given my toenails a trimi thought that was worth posting
>>222994123Stop watching it lad it's not good for you
BAAAATTTYY BOOOOOYYY
ban all plastic
>>222994169yes?
>>222994061would literally be picking based on their tits as they are all the same
Liverpool Road, Maghull, 1900s and 2026
>>222994170scr
Ban delivery and taxi apps. Now.
>>222994182the west has fallen
>>222994182Magwho?
>>222994170How do they know it was in their for days unless they was watching it
>>222994173uhm, hai :3 hihi
>>222994194good post
>>222994110it is winter indeed, quite a mild one however, temperatures oscilate around 10 degrees celsius in Buenos Aires.Its a lot colder just a few hundred kilometers south i've heard, its been snowing there.
James in?
>>222994217what happens in ushuaia
>>222994223Hi mate what do you need? x
Daisy Mount, Maghull, 1930s and 2026
>>222994242Just wanted to make sure you got home alright x
>>222994245mental how cars just ruin the aesthetics of every street. thankfully my car is pretty and is the exception
Matthew in?
>>222994271Mental how even new build estates are built without enough room for cars so people have to park on the road.
John?
>>222994284hi
>>222994271case in pointBriars Lane, Maghull, 1965 and 2026
Klarc in?
Is Luke present?
Simon Peter in?
>>222994123watching internet videos in general just depresses me, all i can think about is "his life is so much more meaningful than mine"
Are any of the following in?1 Jack (9785) Chloe (9038)2 Thomas (9454) Emily (6760)3 James (8748) Megan (6444)4 Joshua (7275) +1 Olivia (5250) +125 Daniel (6935) -1 Sophie (5031)6 Matthew (6152) Charlotte (4964)7 Samuel (6123) Lauren (4889) +18 Joseph (5875) +1 Jessica (4799) -49 Callum (5587) -1 Rebecca (4624)10 William (5287) +4 Hannah (4351) -311 Ryan (5080) +1 Bethany (4072) +312 Luke (4982) +1 Georgia (4045)13 Lewis (4916) +5 Lucy (4037) -314 Harry (4914) +1 Amy (3881) -315 Benjamin (4559) +1 Katie (3474) -216 Jordan (4466) -6 Ellie (3243) +517 Liam (4350) +7 Emma (2920) -218 George (4286) -1 Courtney (2485) -119 Oliver (3958) +1 Eleanor (2485) +120 Alexander (3951) -1 Abigail (2397) +2
theyve been saying our new build are far too car centric and they are correct. but it seems nobody cares enough to change anything. a typical decision for this country.
a toast! to /brit/!
>>222994303cars are so ugly now and they just keep getting worse
>>222994324mwwaaah the bradleys
>>222994319Yeah, my name's Chloe I'm a girl gamer :3
>>222994303everyone in eastern europe parks like that too.
>>22299421710C is not so bad
>>222994319proper runt name callum
>>222994319?
first antibiotic taken and the virus in my body is just getting bloody obliterated right now, melted with laser beams and that
>>222994319my name is in this list, shant specify further.>>222994229never been there, very little besides tourism i imagine.
>>222994271what car? x
muhammed in?
>>222994338scream
>>222994362Citroen Saxo
>>222994348i always read it as gollum
how is that not a booking for yamal?
insane how Mr. Bond got 10 years in prison for writing NS songs
>>222994358what happens in jujuy
>>222994338kek gp
>>222994369hi mate mosque was buzzing today
>>222994362a dacia sandero of course
>>222994386well it is illegal in his home country Rorke we can't call that insane can we
... scored and excellent tranny wank ...
>>222994386If he raped someone he would get less or no time, mad
what if all the immigrants were futanari
>>222994324>>222994338where is the bradley ai face swapper when you need him
>>222994416>andTWAT!
nothing gets me harder than girls with a 10/10 body and a 2/10 facethink it's cus in my incel fantasies she wouldn't leave me
yamal is useless
>>222994444thats not a 2
>>222994387south american version of a fly over state, i remember driving past one of their cities and being horrified at how poor it was, like an unending slum.
yanks rooting for belgium is insane
>>222994466why were you driving past jujuy
>>222994428He's also fucking hilarioushttps://odysee.com/VGVlbmFnZSBOYXpp:5>Listen to Joseph Goebbels, maybe, with me>oooooooohhhhh
>>222994444Checked>nothing gets me harder than girls with a 10/10 body and a 2/10 faceIvesaid this many time check the archives, yourea good man
consider the puffin
rooting for a tooting
>10/10 body and a 2/10 face
would be funny if raskin can't actually win the scottish premiership but somehow wins the world cup
>>222994497noble creature
>>222994472They naturally submit to whoever most recently dominated them
>>222994444r/butterfacefemalesbeware, some of them are hideously ugly.
>>222994497womble
>>222994489Never heard of this bloke, so he went just for the song, how is that real even
Romelu Lubabu
>>222994497greedy thing but he taught me to read so I will allow it
>>222994479it was a family vacation when i was 10, i cant remember, i wasnt the one driving.
>>222994512doesn't exist
not falling for his tricks
>>222994548Why do fat people fall over so easily?
>>222994566higher center of gravity
/r/thegirlthegape is lovely ok
the beast
>>222994552r/butterfacefemaleadded a non existent 's', my bad.
play for the ultras?
>>222994522He did tons of songs https://odysee.com/@GermanicMechaniic:a/Mr.-Bond--Still-White:3Just shows how hard the System cracks down on NS
>>222994579>>222994579>>222994579
>>222994573>centerFuck off yank
>>222994548know that britain isn't too far off the obesity levels of america but i feel like they have a different kind of fat bastard there, you don't get those monsters here
>>222994592i might rape you
>>222994444Her face looks good, are you guys gaslighting me
>>222991853looks my country!