I piss on the 13 edish
the woke mob will have banned crisps by then
I'm a hot girl
>>222996143ktim (bottom left)
Rorkes bagged a tranny
>>222996159innit tho
haaland is going to rape england with his monster cock
Gary, now I know I was wrongI messed up, and now you're goneGary, I'm sorry I neglected youOh, I never expected you to run away and leave meFeeling this emptyYour meow right now would sound like music to mePlease come home, 'cause I miss you, GaryGary, come home(Gary, come home)
Leftypol tickling rorke until he wets himself
>>222996170yhnot into shibari thoughever
Rorke hosting a no loads refused party
>>222996180Autistic bastard was born in Leeds, should be wearing the three lions
i've been rooting for england since the start, but haaland winning the world cup would be so funny.i have conflicting feelings.
rorke eating maltesers
>>222996172blud uses libreoffice unironically
Having the BIG cans
>>222996172based
>>222996183rorke is NOT ticklish
>>222996183Would never happen
>>222996196chosing to play for his actual country is far more based desu
>>222996182didnt like this episode when i was younger as it made me too sad :(
>>222996180I genuinely think the generational Anglo trauma will make the white England players piss their pants at seeing a massive Norseman charging towards themThe majority of the team won't have to worry about that though
Yes because he has a mongy face and voice so he isn't well suited for broadcasting
>>222996133>(Dead)
>>222996206Wild she was only a bit part as Meadow's depressed cheating roommate, so this image has far outlasted her entire career
I heard all chinks hate Xie Tian Xiao, do you?
Harry Kane will retire and live off his World Cup winnings
mental how if you say taiwan isn't china you can offend both chinese and taiwanese
The successful Vikings didn't settle back in Norway thoughbeit
>>222996236left is more attractive
Boston Celtics
genuinely beginning to believe if I want to get a shag of any kind I will have to get some sort of visible tattoo eventually
i'm wearing nothing (nude)
>>222996251England's NT players donate their match earnings to charity That's why they do all the adverts
>>222996202No way would they win it, the team as a whole isn't good enoughCould probably beat England though desu
glasgow celtics
>>222996263They're the same lady
its 27c outsidesomehow while setting up the aircon in the bedroom the room went from 28 to 30going to get the iaea around tomorrow to get this fucking free energy harvested for leccy
>>222996264still sick to my stomach
i am a woman
>house burned down >rebuild the house out of wood why are americans like this
>>222996276>Could probably beat England though desuNahThey'll definitely score but England has far more quality overall and has only been getting better
>>222996297If you build it out of bricks the tornados will cause more damage overall
>>222996297Literally no one mentioned Americans. You okay mate?
>>222996279have a little chuckle whenever i think about his best friend Nog
>>222996236why would a girl like that have to work as a barista. the distribution of reosurces in the world is all off
>>222996278Pedophiles>>222996270Tattoos are for faggots and women
DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND
Scotland deserved to get to the quarter finals
>>222996311
>>222996318i bet she loves cheese and has pig poops
>>222996318damn bitch you shit out of that arse?
sleepy.....uuuuuuu.............woawee.........sleepyyyyy......
>>222996251the real money is in the ads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDvJZBwDAmcMessi literally says 2 words and he probably was paid millions.
Once Norway is defeated can we finally acknowledge that the viking rowing and drumming thing is actually very cringe
if laws didn't exist Haaland would be enslaving Africans
>>222996284https://youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE
>>222996318Obese cow
>>222996297Average American house only lasts 20 years before it's destroyed by earthquake/tornado/rioters so there's no point putting effort in
Would love to be a horse so my owner can give me a carrot with 17 benadryl in it
scotland deserves a nuke
>>222996172sir jordan henderson
>>222996343We do it at weddings to Rock the Boat. Same thing
>>222996360fomyeg
nth for the baddiedem
>>222996342never saw this retard doing anything but kick ball good before he moved to MLS
Sir Bob CousySir Larry Bird Sir Bill Sharman
so somebody murdered ann widdecombe
>>222996370I should be allowed carrots with benadryl
crazy that if the bad guys won all of europe would be like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Gqai3TH6k
>>222996360They also put a piece of peeled ginger up your arse so you stick your tail up though
>>222996343Brits are just jealous Norwegians are embracing their culture while you've been conditioned from birth into white shame. If the England team was doing it you'd be lauding it up
>>222996375you are profoundly mentally ill
That English MP who changed her accent to Scotch so she'd get votes is well funny Of course it worked
>>222996344why is this so true
>>222996387they would have imported browns too and you know it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_Crothers
would smash alison hammond so fucking hard desu
>>222996404https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_John
>>222996396what would brits do? tut?
>>222996388there's nothing wrong with that if it's for a legitimate medical procedure
>>222996344i could see haaland being a cowboy in the wild west.>>222996343fuck off.
turk flag in the running for worst /brit/ poster of all timenot a single good post so far
>>222996409oh my days!
The England team should Morris dance if they win tomorrow
You just know Canadians posting in /Brit/ are the lowest form of life
>>222996336
>>222996388works a treat on humans allegedly
>>222996409ummseen this image before, is it important?
>>222996398Alri nonceschizo
>>222996404It was sad about him in Shining. Gets killed because of Danny ok..
>>222996382
>>222996401Nordicism is law.
I wouldn't want to be a horseGet a leg broken and you're writhing around in pain and then your owner kills you
>>222996409that doesnt look like shoes
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVELEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE
>it's no laughing mattah
>>222996450
>>222996450she was a life long virgin
>>222996431should play Dont Look Back in Anger if they lose
>>222996429Been posting here since 2014, i was here before you and I'll be here after you. Made more good posts than you've had hot dinners bonny lad
>>222996466>lifeKey word, doesn't matter now does it
if i were a horse i'd probably just rape a Boeing engineer to death in Seattle
2/10 for Diego today I'm afraid, paltry effort, 1 for turning up and 1 for releasing an official statement on the death of Ann Widdecombe
new 15k capacity stadium for the london lions basketball team
>>222996453juno on that martian nigga weed
>>222996396>Brits are just jealous Norwegians are embracing their cultureThey haven't been "vikings" for about 1200 yearsIn fact most of the cunts who stayed behind in a Norway were never vikingsAnd being a viking meant being a plundering rapist which no one else is allowed to celebrate>If the England team was doing it you'd be lauding it upWould never happen
That's Turkey on the filter
>>222996477i forgot to ask him if jesus would've had an ipod or a zune
>>222996472same thing will happen to me with my luck
my new life awaits me in montana
>>222996457an unc like me tearing up x
>… NB is all one way and racist … It makes me feel excluded … it works both ways … how do they get away with it … what did he mean by this
when i was on weed gummy my legs didn't work properly
>>222996343cope
>>222996477>1 for releasing an official statement on the death of Ann Widdecombeyelping at this I bet he did as well
>>222996470why don't you try making some in this thread then instead of shit like this >>222996396
Busty Japanese office ladies glasses fishnets JOI
>>222996512lmao so they worked thenI did warn you to stop taking more you bloody MORON
Old man said 'good for you' when I picked up some rubbish off the floor and put it in the nearby bin. If he approved, why didn't he do it himself?
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>>222996531Old people are mental
>>222996515Yep, that's cringe
I don't really want to become a girl, it's just a fetish. I will return the HRT I ordered as soon as I get it, I was just horny
>>222996531why would he do something that's good for you
4chan needs an AI Bullshit option for reports
>>222996531sore back from carrying this country for over half a decade. show some respect
>>222996526they didn't do anything for a whole 15 hourshow was i supposed to know
>>222996531Maybe he has a bad back or bad knees
>>222996542It was the frog which gave that away
>>222996511What does NB even mean?
>>222996541utterly pointless webm
>>222996535chat is this AI?
>>222996535amazing how shit ai still is
>>222996563im told it means nigger balls
>>222996485And they didn't actually row across the Atlantic either but the chant is a bit of fun and thankfully not everyone is an autistic virgin freak like you so they can actually enjoy themselvesThe Norwegians also get to support a team that is majority ethnically Norwegian unlike you
>>222996564
>>222996554Literally everything in the world would tell you that if they don't work they're pointless and you shouldn't eat more
>>222996573Yeah that's what they taught us in school
>>222996541>pretty white woman>lives in the best country on Earth>popular online and could make easy money as a "content creator"literally life on easy mode and she threw it away
>>222996563In the olden days it meant Nota Bene, and was an acronym meaning "pay attention to this shit bro". Nowadays it's an acronym identifying the author as non-binary in terms of gender and/or sexuality
>>222996535cats like chips?
>>222996541Can tell this freak lived off PIP and UC instead of working
>>222996578just for future reference, this is the actual spaki btw
>>222996522You really are a pathetic little cunt aren't you
>>222996578what would the english team do?
>>222996589oh no, noted and much-spammed bloated schizo Tim is a TRANNY
>>222996591why wouldn't they
>>222996592>PIPYou mean like you?
>>222996581should i get more and try again but not scran them all
>>222996596i can actually feel the millennial seethe emanating from this post
>>222996607She's an employed woman, she'd never claim PIP like an unemployed peasant
why is turk anon being aggro today
>>222996613Yes have one or twoWhich ones did you get
>>222996284>>222996486>>222996541need to see them take giant shits and smear it all over their faces and lady parts
always howl when sacked tranny lashes out in a jealous rage at attractive real women
you can be on PIP and be employed, it's not dole money
>>222996588people with mental illness don't act rationally
>>222996596>posting on /brit/ for 12 years>calling someone else a pathetic little cunt
the warthog run on the last level on Halo 3 really happened IRL
>>222996599Probably sing something about dominating Africans and Indians or something
>>222996636how do you know she was mentally ill?
THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP
>>222996617You're fooling no one
>>222996616You're like all children these days, fucking clueless. You'd have been eaten alive back in the old days of /Brit/
>>222996541i used to post her videos as a joke, but now the realisation thats she was deeply unwell has dawned i feel sad for her.
>>222996607I work at ALDI
>>222996535lol they let the cat eat chips!
>>222996661uh oh melty
Snogging a cactus before bed
>>222996653she killed herself and cut herself and had autism and bpd and drug problems and acts crazed and unstable in videos
ive never cum that much in my life
I've had the Discord lot on the ropes basically all day since I logged on around 7AM. Going to chalk today up as a victory and log off now. We go again tomorrow :)
The catbergs have just flopped on the floor the heat is getting to them
>>222996564It's cute :3>>222996588BPD is hard mode, she was hospitalised quite a bit as a kid>>222996592She attended Leeds Art Uni>>222996666Digits match up!
We've reached the tipping point. One the one hand, I need to leave all my downstairs windows open to enable airflow against the heat. On the other hand if I leave them open I will probably be robbed.wat do
tranny porn again is it
>>222996652needs to be more physical, have some movement with it
>>22299670216 hours well spent
>>222996599AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAAAALLYOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAAALL
I came to a river and I couldn't get acrossSo I jumped on a n****er cos I thought he was a horseKum-a-kye ay ay ay ayKum-a-kye kum-a-rookie kum-a-kye
odds on seeing two ray stevenson pics on the catalog at once?
>>222996735spooky
It's annoyed a woman is more mentally ill than it.
>>222996735butterfly effect
something so genuinely unbelievable happened to me when I went to tesco but it's so unbelievable I'd get accused of being a liar if I regaled it so I shall keep it to myself
sleepy
>>222996735still cant believe hes deadand so young
>>222996759gwarn tell usold fashioned greentext style
>>222996613get a vapeedibles are so uncontrollable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGardUiWjR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4ycohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCHzUQbyI1MAnyone else hyped for the weekend?
got warned for posting that webm
>>222996759i'll believe you
>>222996759get called a xenophobe did you
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on /brit/?
>>222996770a 58 year old CHILD
>>222996778im suitably excited for the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaIyPkl65nglove prehistory me
>>222996797
>>222996793Sir, talking to Ian
>>222996778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxhj1Is7HpY
>>222996778hard fi is peak /brit/core
>>222996592you will never be this cute
I'm actually a piece of shit
Where's spainlad and Diego?
>>22299679558 is still young. he had so much life ahead of him
>>222996818this picture is soooooo 2016 omg :3
Juno, we're cats.
you niggas dont know shit about Kula World
>>222996773>>222996788>waddling down my street to buy some feta cheese >on the street corner there's an old fella, 60s yet full head of hair just looking in my general direction like he's waiting for me>As a Londonfag I'd usually tell a random interaction to fuck off but I'm slightly buzzed so wasn't opposed to him getting in closer and closer proximity>When he's within earshot I can hear him saying my house number (we're literally on my street)>I go "eh?">he goes [house number], murder, there was a murder at [house number] on this street>which sounds mental but he was saying it so eloquently and poshly >I said I live at [house number] (dunno why)>His eyebrows raise and he seemed amazed, but then explained the murder happened in the 1920s and my street's houses were destroyed in the blitz so they all exist post-WW2>then the conversation fizzled out and we wished eachother well>and I got my fetanot the most exciting thing to ever happen but bloody oddbloody odd
Shut the fuck upAll of you
I'm a girl
you don’t know how good some things are until it’s gone
>>222996871i know kula shaker
bit racist innit
>>222996376i reckon they're doing ads with him because of his global popularity in the 3rd world, even if he's not quite so popular in europe and north america
corr gud dindinberg diss waspic related
>>222996880mummy
>>222996898w2c
>>222996882that was me mate, I was just pulling your leg aha the look on your face ahaaa
>>222996863
>5'10 and I walked past THREE women taller than me today >stared at their feet and they were all wearing flats too what are they feeding these femalesdon't like it no sir-e
>>222996882that is odd. sounds like an interesting guy with a knowledge of local history. maybe your house is haunted? ever consider sleeping with your bum out?
>drove to tescos>parked up>got out of my car>see somebody else walk in ahead of me>are they? there's no way>I walk in>I can hear a very strong Australian accent>LET ME SHOP>LET ME SHOP>LET ME SHOP>a security guard is trying to stop a woman from getting further into the tescos>he's trying desperately not to touch her and has to keep retreating>she's screaming LET ME SHOP>she's completely naked>she starts to piss>I leave
>>222996780>can't even tuck herself inHeh
>>222996888for me?satellites
so you're british wow what's that like
>>222996898Wish I copped it
>>222996885You type like a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34HWz_2Qo2Q#t=25sRingtone era choon
Dawn was sexy and perfect wife material, don't care what anyone says.
>>222996968let me show you *puts your chubby hand on my uncircumcised penis*
wonder what the fit cousin I snogged looks like nowshan't go looking.
>>222996977dim bint thoughgood for tim but no good for an intellectual powerhouse like me
>>222996977she was an adulterous whore
It's roasting and toasting
Did I even Ask? The debut album by Rorke
>>222996938even if every single woman in the world was smaller than you they would still think you're a sad, quivering faggot
My ideal GF would leave a lot of online reviews
sick of the heat
>>222997023right well that's a bit sexy isn't itmy willys gone all hard now
>>222997023
>at tescos>there's a rorke>he's muttering to himself while looking at the selection of french cheeses>I go past>continue to shop>later I come back and he's still there>hear him say agincourt
what's going on with that lad's cock and balls
>>222997023every time I see a vagina I feel like having a burgerlooks like a burger dunnitI want a burgerSaid Ahmed of Deliveroo SHALL be getting paid tonight by yours trulyYou did this
made a stunning discover. apparently, some women have willys
BADA BADOOPBOODOOP BA DOOP
>>222997039which one
what should I do tomorrow as a single 30 year old male with no friends
>>222996997Nah not really, can't be adulterous if you aren't married.>>222996996That's a slippery slope, you want a gf who is slightly dimmer than you.
>>222997069seethe
used up a brita filter in less than half the recommended timeon a perpetual hydration break
>>222997069Get drunk and post on sneedtv
which is the real tesco post then
>>222997069you'll do nothing
>>222997069fully listen a music album you've never listened to before.>>222997012apologies for this, my dark side took control for a minute.
>>222997079>>222997084apart from that
https://youtu.be/ovTJErJirbw
>>222997069Go to the pub at 6pm, get tanked up and then watch the England match with the Garys and Tracys.
>>222997107far too self-conscious to do anything like that
>>222997080greedy guts
why are lefty roaches incapable of expressing sympathy for someone's death without also adding what they disliked about them>she was a tory twat bla bla bla but no one deserves to be murderedshut the fuck up
>>222997107the thunderbirds will be there?
>>222997121Stay indoors then, Norman.
>>222997126It's a conspiracy to keep you being a miserable sad cunt
>>222997069walk around townwaterstones cafe incel coffeequick browse at gamestationnip into forbidden planethomefootball
>>222997123
>>222997126why would they want to do otherwise?
>>222997058Fact check this one, rorke
>>222997126they're narcissistic twats
im having a mental breakdown
>>222997140cronem schnoring x
>>222997139You have a lot of experience in this situation don't you
>>222997069Post on espee with the lads x
>>222997154
>>222997154menty b x
>>222997160am 29
>>222997135Um yeah don't tell me what to do
Voice in my head keeps calling me a gaylord
>>222997140Timmy stole my penis
A don doesn’t wear shorts
>>222997126its just one of the side effects of being permanently online.Lack of empathy, being out of touch with social norms, black and white thinking, etc..
>>222997181gaylord
Brother has a family and many children to continue the family nameSister is a successful landord and is a pillar of her communityI am an evolutionary deadend
>>222997154do a silly little dance, right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwDmnMUQSdI
>>222996842Ong
>>222997205You're not real shut up shut up shut up
>>222997210your sister is a parasite and a detriment to society
not sure what my favourite chemical element is :c
>>222997233iron
check em>>222999999
>>222997080if everyone in the world (not counting China) stopped drinking water then like 1 million people would die and 7 billion people would be OK and 300 thousand people would benefit
>>222997233don't worry about it princess
>>222997233prolly Na
>>222997229She planned to sell up and all of her tenants requested that she stay because of how good she is compared to alternatives who would jack up rents and provide less services. Sounds like a hero to me.
potassium is in bananas so thats my fav
>>222997242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_c2N-0tk_I
>>222997069cope and seethe on brit all day
>>222997260clav said potassium helps reduce water retention in your face
>>222997233rorkium
>>222997276what is what potassium going to do to your height and facial structure
all landlords should be thrown in jail, no trial, no legal representation
>>222997276I'll never eat a banana again
*scores amazing goals*
>>222997260>>222997295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmaZdEq-Xzs
>>222997233leftypolium
IMAGINE A WOMAN LANDLORD BUT INSTEAD OF PAYING RENT MONEY YOU PAY IN SEXLMAOO HAHAHAHA NAH,,,, MAYBE?
This is a cruel, repressed, shit hole country. If you can't be happy in the summertime here, there's no hope.
>>222997319You were born too late
spend everyday alone and feeling sorry for myself
>>222997335i listened to one of the flashman audiobooks on youtube, very kino
>>222997335
>>222997342fucking roaring this is me
>>222997233you're such a lanthanide
NEW>>222997356>>222997356>>222997356
Flashman was the minor antagonist bully in an actually good book, then some demented fanfic writer wrote his further adventures and it is peak britain
>>222997355is that good or bad x
>>222997154My therapist told me to practise breathing exercises (lol)
