Englishman edition
americans love england now
I have literally no social life
leftypol killed ann widdecomberorke is on route to jeremy corbyn's house in revenge
>>222997356looks like hes got gout and takes painful shits
can't stop crine when I listen to this like xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INGJ-_j2XH8
>>222997384So go the pub and talk to people. It's Friday night lad, this is the perfect time to change things
>>222997374kys
lads that konnie huqshe's alri you know when them south asians are attractive they are fuckin beautsdon't know why our boy richard nixon found them so repulsive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhYdqRlYpBM
>>222997407
>>222997408
>>222997385Ian staying home and on the right side of the law
>>222997379i love alex
the bbc had a totally unsympathetic piece on ann widdecombes death until they found out she was murdered then they changed their tune and wrote a brand new article and put some apologetics in the old one
>xAI's Grok 4.5 has constructed an explicit counterexample to hypercontractivity on the 4-sphere, solving a mathematical gap that previously existed between dimensions 4 and 12.>Running on xAI's V9 architecture with 1.5 trillion parameters, the model proved that the smoothing property of the Poisson semigroup fails at dimension 4, effectively closing a dimensional transition that had remained unverified in prior mathematical literature. about bloody time
>>222997402>It's Friday nightLiterally had no idea. Assigning days of the week to specific tasks and events is pathetic. Another reason I'm better than everyone.
>>222997384same, i want to start going to uni clubs when i have the time, they seem like good guys.
nth for the holodem
>>222997434https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workweek_and_weekend
>>222997434Yeah the days must blend together when you never leave your smelly bedroom because you have no mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghR5EavedM
>>222997396doesnt seem to be particularly emotional.
>>222997433turns out grok has other uses besides undressing people without their consent and being racist.
* ties boe tie** puts fez on head** whips out sonic** snaps fingers** TARDIS doors open*geronimo.
Can't regulate my emotions and lack object permanence
>>222997460>needing other people to make you feel happyNormies are cringe and gay. Autists are based. I am an autist. I am better than you.
>>222997498get the PIP claimed
>>222997467if you kill yourself you will go to heaven and she will be your girlfriend there :)
>>222997498ever since i've started taking omega 3 pills regulating my emotions has been easier, maybe look them up?
>>222997379no scotland no party o algo
Would anyone like to shit in my fuck?
can babies claim PIP for being incapable of looking after themselves
>>222997384erm yeah ktim
are these mathemetical problems just difficult challenges to solve or do they actually progress humanity?
>>222997550Progress humanity
>ever since i've started taking omega 3 pills regulating my emotions has been easier, maybe look them up?
>>222997422Good lad that Ian
Ann Widdecombe literally had her name outside her houseThat may have been unwise.
>>222997557in what way?
>>222997408<3
unemployed no mates live at home £300 savings 100k+ student debt with no degree
>>222997550my dad only started taking me to football when I was 9 because I'd started setting myself maths problems for funnow I'm a binman and have absolutely zero sense of worth or joy, thanks dad
>>222997502how can I be like you?
>>222997543i see a lot of talk about PIP here, how much do they give you? is it enough?
>>222997565When you get into the depths of science a lot of the problems converge together and look almost exactly the same. That is to say, the hardest problems in Biology resemble the hardest problems in Mathematics, Physics and so on.
>>222997590enough to fund a serious fish oil addiction
>>222997590I get 1450 a month from pip and uc combined
>>222997590i get £1400 a month and my rent paid
>>222997483you are emotionless x
>>222997565science isnt as straight-forward as research trees in videogames. Sometimes, something is discovered and it takes scientists decades to find ways in how to use it.
>>222997618I am quite easily moved my music. perhaps his music is making you project your personal past experiences into the music but it doesn't do that for me
she was so cute
might have that lemon curd yoghurt
when is ai going to do something that effects my personal life.
think we should start using 13 months of 28 days, and one extra special day for new year or whatever
>>222997655Love CLaudia WInkleman
dogs are nasty vile demons who should all be stamped to death
>>222997603>>222997620yeah but over the last 50 years pure maths haven't been implemented in anything useful in every day life other than computers (which destroyed my life)
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
>>222997683
Total baby dick sucker victory Total aryan defeatEvery single day of every single month of every single year of every single decade the jew wins and the white gentile loses because they are cowards who refuse to fight
>England killing off brave DR Congo and their dedicated fans>England murdering the Mexican hosts who everyone loves>England killing off Haaland, the meme man himmself>England ending Messi's international career, the greatest player who ever livedlittle evi llads, eye?at least nobody's more evil than France
>>222997497*shags his best friend's daughter*
been on /sp/ for the world cuphave i missed anything here
>I am quite easily moved my music
>>222997704Ian had a sandwich and said it was nice
>>222997497
>>222997550>>222997565They're just pointless puzzles. No one benefits whatsoever from solving them.
>>222997687want to get a trickle down effect from those man tits if you catch my drift >>222997704yeah Ann Widdecombe got murdered and leftypol's wanking over it
>>222997697we're losing to norway sorry
>>222997704I discovered that French pornstar Angel Emily once appeared in a video with a non-human 'actor', the filthy bitch.
>>222997704pooed
>>222997721fucked an alien?vile
>>222997704we discovered the secret
>3 Years later, if you're watching this you're a legendSo sick of these like farming comments on every single music video
aff tae bed
>>222997733you're a failure in your personal and professional life LOL!
>>222997711ham, blue cheese and coleslaw in a toasted bap/breadcake/rollthat's the one for me
>>222997705i'm constantly pulling this face and the one where he sticks his tongue out and looks up
>>222997719Nah
>>222997741
>>222997719said that about Mexico and you bossed them after Mexico scored to make it 3-2 they couldn't hit a barn doorgenuinely was the most impressive bus-parking I've ever seenif you watch the highlights it jumps from 68th minute to the final whistle, with England down to 10 men and Mexico needing a goalBig cunt Dan Burn wouldn't even let Pickford do anything the greedy bastard
>>222997740Hopefully you die in your sleep :)
>>222997733they're thinking aheadyou're stuck in "the now"
>>222997733the trinity of music youtube comments>I'm x generation and I like this y generation music>who's watching this in year?>we're all hear from hearing this on tv show right?
let's be honest with ourselves here lads.. Nintendogs was pure kino
>>222997758um! x
>>222997733nowadays its not even normies making these comments, its bots, bots are like half the comments and half the posters online.
>>222997768i miss my nintendogs
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783647254122259.webm
>>222997754if you express any positive sentiment at all then we'll lose and it will be your fault
>>222997786Whoever you are, please stop posting videos of people dying gruesome deaths
>>222997768SITSIT...SITSIT......SIT
>>222997785me too lad
sir robert james fischer
>>222997642to be honest when I first listened to it I didn't think much of it, but the build up on the five chord that gradually builds in intensity throughout the song and dissonant notes really get me going as the song goes on.I'm a bit of a sucker for these kinds of slow jazz ballads desu
>>222997786this is like the stereotype of horror films where the characters go into a place where nobody would go into and the audience screams don't go in there
>>222997807Bobby Fischer will always be a legend.If you ever go to Iceland paying your respects to his grave is a must.
>>222997792you're going to win the entire thing and will get a beautiful gf :3
>>222997396I feel you, for me it'shttps://youtu.be/adKEqin5SoISong about grief towards his passed mother he had a strained relationship with. Christian theme adds to punch. Someone in the comments pointed out connection with Matthew 18 verse 8 and 9. Often wake up gloomy lately so listen to this for bittersweet optimism, or at least some kind of "company" in feeling x
>>222997786got halfway through and bailed out i'm scared
>>222997786what an idiot
>>222997807rorke
ANOTHER MULDOON'S LOG IS OUT
right im going to my bedroom or as i call it "hell" as its so fucking bastard cunting raping arsefucking hot in there that im likely to perish overnight
Making waaaay too much money, lads.
>>222997828more of gyrfalcon man me
30 year old bloke saying he misses his nintendogs
Grans cut me off the rent machine alreadyGood thing council will pay for it :)
>>222997859yeah? what's your ebitda?revenue is vanity, profit is sanity
>>222997768It was quite shit as there was very little to actually do in the game. The most exciting part was taking the dog for walks.
think I might get inside some industrial machinery
>>222997840And I made a personal connection with shadow of the erdtree*
some expressions take me back
>>222997878Unemployed ADHD Mong
Now Animal Crossing Wild World that was a kino Nintendo DS game
>>222997883I made a personal connection with your mums batty crease
What is known is:There are reports that Fischer had relationships with women at various points in his life, although they were generally private and not well documented.No credible biographer or primary source has produced evidence that he identified as gay or had romantic relationships with men.Fischer himself did not publicly discuss being gay or bisexual.Biographies by authors such as Frank Brady, who wrote Endgame: Bobby Fischer's Remarkable Rise and Fall, do not conclude that Fischer was gay.So the most accurate answer is: there is no credible evidence that Bobby Fischer was gay, and his sexual orientation is ultimately unknown.
>>222997894Not unemployed, don't have """""ADHD""""" and not a mong either
>>222997905What about you?
When the turd first starts to emerge from Emma Watson’s ass is when I’ll begin sucking it.
EH LAD LEND US YER FONE YEH?
I also enjoyed Harvest Moon DS a lot as well.
>>222997914coooor is that an adult human female?
>>222997917Only you can determine your sexual orientation, and it's okay if you don't have a clear answer yet.A few questions that people sometimes find helpful to reflect on are:Who do you tend to develop romantic feelings for?Who are you sexually attracted to, if anyone?When you imagine a future relationship, who do you picture yourself with?Have your attractions been consistent over time, or are you still figuring them out?If you're primarily attracted to people of the same gender, you might identify as gay. If you're attracted to more than one gender, you might identify as bisexual or pansexual. Some people don't experience much sexual attraction and identify as asexual. Others find that no label feels right, or they prefer not to use one.It's also completely normal to question your orientation, especially during adolescence or at times of change. You don't need to rush into choosing a label, and it's okay if the way you describe yourself changes over time as you learn more about yourself.If you'd like, tell me what's making you wonder. For example:Are you attracted to someone?Have your feelings changed recently?Are you unsure whether what you're feeling is romantic, sexual, or something else?I can help you think it through without trying to decide for you.
Tal's deformed freak hand tickling my boyterus
>>222997786D:
>>222997916post history says otherwise you faggot cunt mong
FagGPT on one
i'm homosexually gay
I LOOK PRETTY YOUNGBUT I'M JUST BACKDATED
are the people who do ketamine alone trying to khole and doing big enough doses to get there.
>boyterusRight well that’s a new term I’ve not heard before in the ever-lower sinking degenerate depravity of the online homosexual and trans community.
Probably about a 3 on the kinsey scale myself
sir halifax explosion
>>222997985I did it alone for a short period but I mostly ended up just being extremely enthralled about whatever I was watching and even though it was a tiny screen it was as though I was standing there with all the actors.
Mousey, whatever happened there...
i made 1 gay post about mikhail tal about 2 months ago you are nuts
>>222997905https://archive.is/BHkiJ"Bobby Fischer’s Pathetic Endgame""In the early 1990s Fischer's girlfriend at the time said, "He's like a child. Very, very simple." A friend who spent a lot of time with him in the 1990s says, "Aside from his controversial views, as a person Bobby is very kind, very nice, and very human." Another friend, asked how he could stand by someone so blatantly anti-Semitic, replies, "A lot of people wouldn't care if Michael Jordan was an anti-Semite if they could play a game of Horse with him."Many Fischer apologists argue that Bobby Fischer is in fact deranged, and that as such he deserves not public castigation but psychiatric help. They are quick to point out that he was raised in a Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn, has had close friends who were Jewish, and in fact had a Jewish mother (information he has gone to great lengths to deny). It seems hard to imagine that his hate-filled rhetoric isn't an unfortunate manifestation of some underlying illness.But even the Fischer apologists had to throw up their hands when he took to the Philippine airwaves on September 11, 2001. In an interview broadcast this time by Bombo Radyo, a small public-radio station in Baguio City, Fischer revealed views so loathsome that it was impossible to indulge him any longer. Just hours after the most devastating attack on the United States in history, in which thousands had died, Fischer could barely contain his delight. "This is all wonderful news," he announced. "I applaud the act. The U.S. and Israel have been slaughtering the Palestinians, just slaughtering them for years. Robbing them and slaughtering them. Nobody gave a shit. Now it's coming back to the U.S. Fuck the U.S. I want to see the U.S. wiped out.""
>>222997994still guffawing at neymar's arrogant celebration in the Norwegian keeper's face even though it was seconds away from a defeat, the end of Brazil's tournament and his entire international careerwhat is wrong with that nigga
Got a bit of a six pack now but mainly because I've been starving myself occasionally to stay skinny
>>222998008caught in a trap (i.e. a trap was caught in him)
>>222998011I made it because I've been on a chess kick again but it did feel familiar
Striker said not do do ketamine under any circumstances whatsoever and that its the worst drug you can do right now and does irreversible damage to your brain
Some utterly voluminous tomes being posted. Shan’t read a single syllable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT_bu9QpOFghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT_bu9QpOFghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT_bu9QpOFg
>>222998015many such cases
>>222998025yeah?
>>222998032its more your bladder than your brain
>>222998030watch ben finegold videos!
>>222998032
>>222997994aura
had 5 pints at the pub watched a boring match of football didnt talk to any women and now in bed alone
>>222998020It was Neymar's last bow out so he showed attitude. It was fair game with the keeper, trash talk trying to psych each other out
Hi, my name's Finbar Sullivan, and this, is my hiv story.*Fireflies by Owl City begins to play*
>>222998062i had half my small bottle of vodka and talked to my mates on /brit/ and now in bed but still talking to my pals on /brit/
>>222998062based
>>222998054the zoomers hate thisno more emoticonsonly 'jaks now
the edible kicked in approximately 15 minutes ago
>>222998020neymar is all about that sigma grindset bruh, he showed everyone who the alpha is.
>>222998074OCD can ruin lives
remember kate middletons sister and the media went mental over her arse at the wedding for a whilewhatever happened to her
IRN BRU
>>222998084diedmad cow disease
>>222998084diedplump buttock syndrome
>>222998084I've been trying to find a very specific video about her bum with a unique guitar song for years. I know it was deleted but I keep hoping someone will upload it eventually
>>222998084diedbbl complications
don't hear much about the captcha lately
>>222998084diedsurfeit of lampgays
>>222998109diedmad cow disease
sir benjamin finegold "the weakest grandmaster" sex arse
>>222998069>half of a small bottle of vodka for a friday night thats good youll not be hungover tomorrow so you get up fresh and early and spend all day not talking to women
>Philippa Charlotte Matthews, Mrs Matthews of Glen Affric, youngerdickhead
she had zero arse. what a pathetic white crakkka country we are that we thought she had arse. posh whites got no seasoning no arse no rhythm
>>222998109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F00ZkJeRqV4I miss this bald retard.
>>222998122Shut the fuck up Jacob
it's actually nothing
>>222998084Died Gastrointestinal perforation via vanta black batons
tell me one thing
>>222998143diedexcessive mould consumption
>>222998084>Pippa Middleton’s life was ruined by bum photos at Kate’s wedding
RIP Saint Ann
>>222998116going to go butcher tomorrow for sausages....
>>222998115ay yo I fin gold ain't no cracka gon take nun
if England don’t lose tomorrow I don’t know how I’m gonna cope
>>222998161andy zaltzman did a joke about it every month for about two years
what are they talking aboutwhere is the fucking bunda
>>2229981402011 was a different world entirely
>>222998176tonic wine and sheep spleen, as is your wont
>>222998185> as is your wontWhat
>>222998176Does being Scottish bother you?
Had some bananas a yoghurt and a ice cream bounty bar
>>222998181let me guess
>see post>google kate middleton sister arse >nothing of interest shows upyou niggas are handing out (you)s for nothing
If you imagine something it happens/happened in another universe. You have to control your thoughts because there is a chance universes merge and that thought happens or has happened. Reality is not linear. It can be changed. You have to fight your thoughts.
>>222998183its a joke. unbelievable.
>>222998140in 2011 this was considered enormous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhQOjMHaDY
don't really know what was going on when I kept posting animeWhat was that all about?
>>222998191Not really. I guess that’s probably because I’m not Scottish
>>222998189ESL retard
sick of living in a third world shithole with no aircon
Alri
>>222998197are you too young to remember?
>>222998194privet kak dela :)
>>222998198*imagines you being raped by me*
>>222998197>see your post>rapes you to death arse and all
>>222998218shah of iran spotted with a peurto rican whore
>>222998210Bizarre lie
>>222998127hello oldfag
>>222998221Я в пopядкe, a ты?
what's the best place in Britain
policesa liu
corrrrrrr look at kate's massive arse
The thugee cult has expelled all cumskins from the Microsoft corporation
>>222998238northern ireland
>>222998240foul. posh ghouls have no joy in their lives. no wonder they're all chemsex paedos
>>222998238rochdale
>>222998237horrorshow
>>222998240A FUCKING THIGH GAP
>>222998245sup cody
>>222998234lol really isn’t
>>222998237yeah ya good mate cheers
>>222998219Clip it knockout
i should not be homeless and i should work to not be homeless without taking risks which negatively impact people it doesnt matter if i feel like i can do things my own way or if i successfully did in the past and then had poor judgement or was insecure and sabotaged myself it is my responsibility to keep myself off the street and make loan payments and do work to accomplish this if i am being a smelly homeless because i am insecure lazy and desperate to find some reason that i am not at fault for these failures that i would avoid responsibilities i belong in a mental home or in jail since loitering is pathetic and wrong
rupert Lowe is only 68 I thought that nigga was like 80
remember when scots had the opportunity to use their own flag on the sharty but decided to hide behind the union jack to dodge the bants lol
the beast
if england don't lose tomorrow i'm going to hit the drinkseeing england succeed actually affects my mental health
>>222998279what the mound is this from
>>222998289who asked
>>222998289You're a grim alkie twat regardless of the outcome of a football match
>>222998290shouldn't tell
>>222998286rorke's cat
actually read that service that said her life was ruined by the bum pics and it says she's now married to a billionaire
>>222998289och most mentally soond jocko
Can’t wait for England to lose tomorrow so I can come on here and bully the fuck out of you lotI’m sure you’ll all pull the “we don’t care about football” shit just like the yanks did
>>222998307kaiwaii desu nae
well that's a... uh.... wella... you know...
would you play football in a hockey rink?
>>222998308okay wee laddie
>>222998286kick this thing into the sea
>>222998307i look like this
>>222998308they're obsessed with us it's insaneall because americans actually enjoyed having us there lol
what kind of oreos are the best?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW3lrv2mdxc
even if england win the world cup i will still be a lonely runt who spends all day on britmight as well be in a jail cell
When will people learn that ponies are not permitted
>>222998324not sure that's regulation
>>222998341*gives you a big hug and kisses your forehead*
>>222998341i reached this same conclusion when we won the world cup 4 years ago
Count binface 2026
where's cornwall
>>222998338i hate oreos so this golden one looks good
The World Cup taught me the bravest thing you can do in 2026 is stand tall with with your head high and in a confident voice say the following words unapologetically"I'm English"
favourite /brit/ gimmick of 2026 so far?
>>222998364where's cornball
Scotmongs once again preoccupied with England's downfall, wonder why they're so obsessed with us
>>222998364thought this was an ice cream van menu from the thumbnail
>>222998364for me its.... master ball !
time for another 9/11 news footage binge I think
67
>>222998354dunno, got them filtered you see
>>222998397
>>222998387they blame the english for the fact that being scottish is shit which is bizarre
>>222998408bit rude
>>222998416it's true though we did colonise and control them
>>222998437when?
crying over boys
I have learnt everything there is to know and now life is boring
>>222998431It's for their own mental healthMaybe they'll stop seething
>>222998440like ages ago
>>222998324no but i'd play hockey in a hockey rink
>>222998455>>222998455>>222998455new
Canaryberg shitting on the window cill
Any Fyre man in?
that new is getting nuked from orbit in about 5 seconds
>>222998463i hate you
>>222998364Masterball was kinoSafari ball is a nice gimmiqueBeyond that, they're all gay
>>222998463>>222998464no ponies
>>222998463I ain’t posting in that
>>222998476why
inshallah i will sleep with a woman before i turn 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOo67DtZAY#t=25s
when I played pokemon I caught everything in the original red and white ball because it looked neater
>>222998491I remember when I had hope. Hold on to that anon
>>222998500I stopped playing because I couldn't make everything as neat as I wanted
>>222998500same
>>222998463>>222998464YAB
DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYaT3H-ffs
yes nigga i'm polish
Boston, great band. Better than Oasis. Don’t Look Back>Don’t Look Back In Anger
yes nigga I'm wax
How do you make it past 30 and have not fucked a woman?
>>222998519rorke's da screaming his fucking head off at this
>>222998546Why you hating you fucking homophobe?
>>222998546failed to conceptualise the experiences of others again award
>>222998542Boston, Chicago, America. All good bands
nigga named waxillium
>>222998561don't expect yanks to have developed theory of mind
not posting in that new because it's going to get deleted
>>222998587Kansas
>>222998596Yes.
Lads, the post count.
>>222998455>>222998455>>222998455
>>222998640no
>>222998697>>222998697>>222998697