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>>222998547me on the left
I hate normies so much
>members only video
I am a normie. Just the other day i had penis to vagina contact with the gf after I got done with my button down 9-5. Then I went down to the normie bar had a few and socialized.. Yep life sure is great when you're normal
>>222998539Well yes, but it's not through osmosis of the scrotum
Polyester is bad for your balls
>>222998578Elbows up, sisters!
What are you supposed to do when your gym goes out of business
Currently wearing a sweater made of plastic, ain't that something
>>222998613Heat and sweat and can lead some of the chemicals to leach into your skin But yes I would be more worried about one's drinking water than the clothing, given that water treatment doesn't remove plastic
ate a pizza
your mom
I got a bumble match from a boomer jewish tranny doctor asking me to be her longterm fwbShould i do it bros? Im broke af
>>222998609Same 4chuds will never know how great it is to have a good job, gf, and loads of friends
>>222998681Xhe is going to chop your cock off
It's true, I will never know the warmth of a woman
>>222998564just keep mogging them man
>>222998681Is it a doctor that makes trannies or a tranny that's a doctor
>>222998609>>222998685i have never seen such normie a man ..
>>222998681>should you become a granny tranny’s sugar babySounds like the kind of insanely bad idea that someone would come up with as a joke, but you never know with some of you freaks
Ordered chicken and rice. Should be good for someone who just worked out and then got drunk
Does anyone know if those Mormon missionaries will sort you a cute Utah mormon wife if you convert through them?Asking for a friend haha
>>222998578Decisive action needs to be taken to punish Canada for this and I don't care how it affects me personally
>>222998736The doctor is a tranny. She has a fetish for being fucked by transphobic chuds
Beauty and the BeastSons of the Silent AgeV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtJoe the Lion"Heroes"Moss GardenNeukolnBlackout
>>222998765no they'll molest you and force you to be a missionary in the third world
>>222998785Shiddington can I kiss you?
>>222998750
My mom just texted to me to tell my that my aunt is 79 lmaooo
>>222998824wait so it's a female to male tranny?
she sucked my monty python
>>222998824His Jewish grandpa pussy is quaking for you get that bag king!
Thoughts on my Instagram meme I created?
>>222998921Made me want to poop
Drigggity driggity drunk
>>222998921It's shit
I created this meme
would love to suck caily spaenys nipsthe artistry of datnpic isnt just the subtle nip reveal bu the fine blonde hairs all over her torsomakes her a little more human and sexuallike an actual person rather den just like a sex picture
I eat once a day
>>222998921its the next big thing
>>222998973kek wtf garn on here
>>222998988She was good in that Elvis movie
>>222998986I don't believe you
i created diss meme
>>222998921FK tier
>>222999006fink jacob elordi was quite good in it alsobut the movie itselfdidnt relly entertain mei couldnt relly relate to the movie
There’s a massive zoomer whore here at longhorn
Y'all gonna see The Odyssey?
>>222999030Did you get the cheesecake?
>>222999030Are you going to fuck her or what
>>222999030What makes you think that? The way she's dressed or something?
>>222999033no, the Odyssey at home is MUCH better.
My grandfather was quite handsome. Too bad his legacy ends here
>>222999029I don't like Jacob Elordi. He just doesn't do anything for me
>>222999033would shag her tits but she walled, brutha
>>222999090Nah she's fit for her age
>>222999069legacies are illusory
>>222999033I’m quite enamoured with the classics, but I’m too much of a chud to watch the FtM negress agitprop
I have the best looking penis in the world. NIce pink tip and no disfigurement to be found, just smoothness.
>>222999095nah nah nah nah nahseen fitter celebs at 43 or olderthoughbeit the fashion styles she wearin' here dont helpthey age here
>>222999037No>>222999044They are spawns of satan>>222999049She’s wearing a Lacey top
i dont knowwhat words i can sayfor the wind has a way to talk to me flowers sing a silent lullabyi pray for reply im waiting
>Brazil man SETS WORLD RECORD with 195 KISSES in 30 seconds>Girlfriend’s expression BARELY CHANGES while he goes full rapid-fire>People say he’s ‘KISSING LIKE A WOODPECKER’https://x.com/RT_com/status/2075632675520418026
fink ambient music the best at conveying the kind of absurd meaningless void of existencedecay of humanityentropylifelessnessesp. the more abstract stuff like eliane radiguewhich is almost devoid of melodydrones like signals from out of spacenot from aliensbut the remnants of dead exploded stars billions of.light years away
>>222999135phwoooooaarnot had an aero in years
>>222999123>NoWhy the hell not
so what happens when AI gets so good that you can make videos of people committing crimes and you won't be able to tell if it's real or not?
'I Can Hear Music' was The Beach Boys' best song
>>222999174lamecall me when you break the record for penis -in-vagina thrusts
>>222999215WAIT like that ONE MOVIE?!?!
>>222999215The age of political dissidents will be over everyone will be black mailed into playing along
You ever ate so quickly you inhaled rice and now your nose is running like a faucet?
>i svffer in usa
decided it's time to rewatch lostbeen years but it'll be fun to rewatch through the ebin purgatory lens methinks
>>222999259I don't care for this
Wouldn't It Be NiceYou Still Believe In MeThat's Not MeI'm Waiting For The DayDon't TalkLet's Go Away For A WhileSloop John BGod Only KnowsHere TodayPet SoundsHang On To Your EgoI Just Wasn't Made For These TimesCaroline No
>>222999259do you just spend your whole day looking for shitty tik toks
>>222999282Fk does the same shit
>>222999215>>222999248Wouldn’t it have the opposite effect where it becomes much harder to blackmail people, since picture or video evidence could all just be dismissed as AI slop
he's just like me
>>222999281For me it's Do It Again
>>222999297I guess you're right o algo
>>222999268his sister was hot if a bit cliche
16 to 26 are the best years, after 30 sucks
>>222999329Life is always the best when you keep evolving
>>222999297
it's so fucked up that this genre of girl just died in the early 2010s
Have you considered not eating McDonalds and Burgerking 5 times a day mcfatty?
>>222999268is that what they decided to end it with? I don't think I watched the last few seasons ever
>>222998824wtf dude
>>222999301looks like the dude from fcukers
>>222999372What else am I supposed to eat? Gruel?
>>222999372good call. odds pizzaevens subway
>>222999360didnt it come out she was into poonplay or summat
>>222999325she looks like a doll>>222999375more or less the implication I think? it's one of those things where it's loosely implied but still sort of open-ended
>>222999389Where are you ordering from?
>>222999389>>222999408Why not cook a meal from real ingredients?
>>222999408hmm...I'm tempted by the local joint but it's like $55 for 2 large pizzas, damn good tho.probably just Papa Murphys
Drunk. Finna take a bubble bath to sober up
@grok ghiblify this thread
>>222999437Wow, now I'm a precocious tomboy who don't need no man!
>>222999398fink i was actually confusing diss wiv her being an antivaxxer den getting brain damage
I caught a bullet in my bubblegooseI was just at the party hangin loose When I caught that bullet in my goose
be still my heart
>>222999422Papa Murphy? Nigga this is a Papa Johns General
When its cold you want heat and when its hot you want cold, life is a constant imbalance rushing from one thing to the other, God help us if we ever find balance. Heaven is all the things we wish for being satisfied, hell is all the things we don't want being inflicted. Both are death, unchanging, eternal. I remember when my grandfather died. I didn't know to imagine him living. He was already three quarters there. Dementia, a man loosing life, thought, meaning all part by part, really takes the magic out of death. You cannot with hope or inspiration make the mind function again. There was no magical spell that could remake the parts of the brain undergoing death. Forgetting, that is how death looks like. Needing food forced into your mouth. The delusion of medicine, of pretending there was a something still shaking inside the moving corpse. I too, will be ditched aside. I too will be left behind. I only hope to at least claw away. At least die with the delusion still on my mind that i can live. Terrified, in pain, that is a proper death, where the awareness and strenght of the soul leaves the body, and it is not yet destroyed. Yes. I wish to die violently. I wish to be afraid of death
It is not for kings, Lemuel— it is not for kings to drink wine, not for rulers to crave beer, lest they drink and forget what has been decreed, and deprive all the oppressed of their rights. Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
>>222999471>>222999422Nigga how about you get yo bitch ass to the kitchen and boil some vegetables?
>>222999471why are you gay?
>>222999474stfu dumbass
at a freezee too fast and got brain freeze
>>222999437
>>222999484Why are you a straggot?
>>222999488I will cry and beg and shit myself and scream how wrong i was about death. And that will be fitting. That every drop of energy in my body is spent. That every emotion is felt. That the life i had, was at least that
>>222999508why are faggots unable to come up with their own insults? is it because their brain was fried from being fag raped as kids?
>>222999471https://youtu.be/MTb1JfJ6PdA
>>222999470phwoar may hafta dl disswould absolutrly decimate dat faceway beter den anne hathway
>>222999474beautifully writtenatheist buddhism also best religion
me when i get out of my wheelchair
>>222999523It’s kind of the opposite of how any word that refers to mentally disabled or African people eventually becomes a slur. You can’t make a slur that refers to people who are normal and healthy, as it isn’t insulting.
>>222999523We are giving you a taste of your own medicine clit sucker
quite a lot of blood when i wipe lately
>>222999561Tell jamal to be more gentle
>>222999561if you were drinking metamucil this wouldn't be an issue
>>222999577recommend the swans album raping a slave
>>222999552>buddhismFucking cretinous religion thinking humans can just out-meditate their humanity
>>222999561How about you eat some vegetables mcfatty?
>>222999635What Slavoj Žižek says in a nutshell
>>222999639How about I take a hit of dank kush and kiss you with my big soft lips and blow some smoke into your mouth?
the buddha abandoned his wife and newborn sun to go 'find himself'. what an asshole.
back from longhorn
Bathed and still drunk
>>222998578we have wine?
>>222999703Did you think the bath would make you sober?
>>222999703Stop drinking so much
>>222998547The CUM we had during the first 2 weeks of the World Cup was the world I envisioned as a child but yall be too racist
>>222999703No i won't allow you to do that quirky reddit chungus thing where you blogspot without contextHow the fuck are those two related
>>222999714>but yall be too racistbased department!
>>222999714Anglo-Canadians and the Quebecois can’t even get along. What hope is there for harmony between different races
Isn't it funny Mexico had the whitest soccer team in CUM
>>222999635christcucks love doing soyfaced fedora tier reddit deconstructions of other religions
drinking beer
I'm a satanist and that's okay
>>222999635>religion thinking humans can just out-meditate their humanityBear in mind, Buddhism was invented by White people surrounded by brown people in ancient India.
>>222999731That's what every religion does, even non religions do that to each other
>>222999754Brian
>>222999756No it wasn't
>>222999754So like a gnostic of sortsLike you believe in emanations of reality and that god is a demiurgeOr do you just follow media depictions of satanism
What's the point of St Pierre and Miquelon?
>>222999728America should have never given back Montreal.
>>222999770Yes it was. In fact all Buddhist priests had to be White relatives of Buddha himself. The Chinese recorded this. Japan invented "Zen Buddhism" because they were frustrated that only White people cold be priests.
>>222999802Source
What music does your local ice cream van play?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1FwBvsukVg
>>222999412Artificial preservatives strengthen my bones Who can define what's real anyway
Found my cousin on Grindr
>>222999823For me, it’shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars
>>222999836hit him up
Girl with retarded dumb looking eyes just liked me for like the 5th time on a dating app.
>>222999782We would probably have ended up part of the USA if you guys hadn't chimped out back in 1812.
>>222999837
>letting filtered flags make a newFUCKING RETARDS
>>222999857erm I only have the UK, pissrael and egypt filtered, chuddy
>>222999561you left the veet on for too long
My faggot sister won't let me have any of her twisted tea because she's saving them for a party with her "girlfriends"
>>222999882get dabbed on, SON
Just killed a 'squito >:]
>>222999882dykes truly are the worst
>>222999635atheist buddhism is buddhism stripped of all supernatural elementsso the main tenent is like the omnipresence of suffering as an inherent part of a transient life and how desire is central to that cycle of sufferingthe ideal is then nirvanathe cessation of these cycles of desire and suffering and clinging onto transienceand atheist buddhism idrntifies this ideal with death. it carries all criteria of what buddhist nirvana actually meansso the main fing of buddhist atheism. is you dont have to do anyfing coz eventually you will go to nirvana and everyfing will be fixed
While the Vedic people further west (in the Punjab and Kuru regions) carried a heavier concentration of Western Eurasian/Steppe genetic ancestry, the eastern tribes like the Shakyas were heavily intermixed with indigenous populations.Ancient Brahminical texts (like the Baudhayana Dharma Sutra and later Manusmriti) actually looked down on the Shakyas and their neighbors, explicitly labeling them as saṃkīrṇa-yonayaḥ—meaning "of mixed origin." The Vedic orthodoxy viewed them as outsiders or "semi-Aryanized" because they: Did not practice the strict Vedic caste system (caturvarnya). Did not honor Brahmin priests or perform traditional fire sacrifices. Practiced endogamy (marrying within their own clan, sometimes even cousin marriage), which was a taboo to western Indo-Aryans.
>mexicans are SUCH HARD WORKERS xDDDok why can't they fucking do that in MEXICO then like damn son have you seen the place it's a shithole ain't nobody working hard there they all having a siesta
>>222999882shag their arsesnut inside every wun
Indo Aryan is a language group, Steppe people were the genetic group
>huafuashualuaaryolanihaola
Was reading that seriously until I realized who posted it and then immediately put it out of my mind
Oh how I crave the steppe life
my goal is to bring Canada's enemies to their knees
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.
>>222999966I crave the digits
They seriously wash their food with bleach and dish soap
i wish i was rich you know what i mean
>>222999974they still haven't fixed that? Try a different browser. Should work then.
These mfs still lighting off fireworks :/
>>223000019Those are gunshots
>>222999974*sexually abuses u*
BABY YOURR A RICH MANBABY YOURR A RICH MANBABY YOURE A RICH MAN TOOYOU KEEP ALL YOUR MONRY IN A BIG BROOWN BAGINSIDE A ZOO!WATTA FING TO DO
American cops be like do you know why I pulled you over?
i wash my chicken before and after cooking, you know i aint eating that dirty shit
>>222999999>>223000000
GUYS! I just heard the news!Homer let the Barts out?!? What the F*CK!?
>>222998565This shit makes me think hitler actually did nothing wrong nor did stalin nor did mao
>>223000063what a waste
>>223000012What browser do you recommend
>>223000048>do you know why I didn’t pull out
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783734144751782.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783734144751782.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783734144751782.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783734144751782.mp4
>>223000096chrome
>>223000119I already use it
gock
>>223000104>killing our own people is LE BAD>killing our enemies is LE GOODHypocrisy much?
>>222998565Sam Hyde is putting all his shit behind that pay wall now
>>223000104so deep
>>223000125try firefox then
>>223000136That makes sense thoughWould you agree if the message was to kill ourselves instead of our enemies
>>223000125do you have cookies disabled or are you using private browsing or something
>>223000152>not wearing serious glassesfucking clown
should i goon?
If you get a tick bite and a red circle forms around it, it means YOU GAWT THE LYME
>>223000172it's engraved on the side
>>222998578>Punish the democrat states Based
>>223000158>>223000168Last week they unblocked my home IP for 2 days then reblocked it for no reason I've been sticking using 5g IPs for months
Yea I think wine's for fags
for me?box wine
For me?Jug sangria
>>222999974>>223000220These other anons don't get it because it hasn't happened to them yet or they have a pass. They just randomly IP rangeban you now, anywhere from a couple days to a couple weeks. It happens to me on and off all the time.
I hate country music, but while driving around major American cities, I have observed crowds of people who were obviously going to country music concerts, festivals, etc. And let me tell you something. These events are catnip for attractive, thin white women. On multiple occasions, I have enjoyed the sight of these young women, often with no pudge, no hideous tattoos etc, walking happily either to or from the event, often wearing very cute outfits. It almost makes me want to pretend to like bad music for the purposes of pursuing sex. Almost.Of course they're cheating lying cunts like the rest of them. But at least they have the decency to look right.
>>223000262just verify your email
What is the chuddiest spirit company in America?
>>223000266yupwould love to nut infuggin forgot her namecountry womandogshit music
>>223000266Identifying with that sort of shallow right wing stuff in general is associated with more attractive women btw
>>223000262I had this happen last time I deleted cookies. Using a different browser worked for a couple weeks then I was able to use my regular one again.
I see a thumbnail of a cute girl getting arrested/interrogated by police, I clicksimple as
Deleted a porn video a while back and now I regret it because it would really hit the spot right now.
>>223000299It started happening to me recently on mobile data too, never had that happen before. It comes just as fast as it goes.
drinking wine
>>223000266breeding really is for the lowest iq normies
>>222998578Keep boycotting leafs, total California death
zoomer women are insane whores. incredibly grim
>>223000220i was using firefox and got range banned every time i posted, then i switched to chrome and havent been banned since
Im in a haunted building
>>223000380Holy FUCK thats scary
>>223000380why
Latinx milfs with large booties I'd reckon
>>223000380Are you the anon living inside the walls of a mall?
He said he had control...
>>223000392For work, I don't believe in ghosts, but Im gonna go exporing in the building later see I see anything
>>223000422No
just ate cottage cheese with hot sauce now I'm gonna go bike around the neighborhood a few laps
very bored, can't find any new games to play, took a fat edible to pass the time
>>223000445This is the ghostI am going to rape you
>>223000453Do you think you might be bored because you are abusing your reward system with drugs
>>223000469I'm bored because not being born in to the ruling class of this hell country drains the fun out of living retard
>>223000475If you're bored then you're boring
>>223000488im bored, boring, retarded, and ugly
>>223000504All true
>>223000511dubs of truth
>>223000399corr would poop in her boobs
It's not gay if the tranny has a small cute penis
>>223000556its especially gay if they have a small penisless gay if they have a giant penis, even bigger than your own
>>223000556It's not gay if they have a big floppy one either, or are >6ft, or are more muscular than you, or penetrate you
I used to be cute in my early 20s and I never got laid, didn't even talk to women. As an ugly retard in my 30s I get so much sex but I couldn't even get a date when I was 22 and I was attractive.
>>223000618okay but you're a wizard
>>223000618Joke's on you; I've been an ugly retard unable to get a single date throughout my 20s AND my 30s.Checkmate, atheists.
still drinking wine
whom /druk/?
>>223000556It’s not gay to have sex with an averagely masculine good looking man as long as you don’t wanna date him
>>222999268that shows turns into garbage once they discover the islander people and shit. couldnt finish the show after that.
>>223000714me[spoilersdon'tworkon/int/]like every Friday night[/spoilersdon'tworkon/int/]
>>222999768I haven't posted in months
julia garner moans like a porn star
being a NEET is so nice lmao niggas can cope fuck western civilization
mossad hasn't been able to silence me.
business idea: gock milk
>>223000807thats literally me irl. u mad?
Should I dip my penis in laundry detergent
im fucking addicted to starsector again goddamnit i cant help myself. do not play this fucking game
>>223000839you should insert your penis in my mouth instead
>>222999882obviously you need to fuck her friends to get back at her
sacrificing incels to moloch to get my business IPO'd
>>223000808Symbol looks like a penis and balls
i'm addicted to femboy futa house
>>223000841Seems to be some headache inducing nerd shit
>>223000399ass is so much more important than tits insane
>>223000868>pooping vs feeding your baby
>him: message your gf>me: what gf nigga>him: your gf>me: i dont have a gf>him: message her and tell her you're watching porn and drinking copius amounts of alcohol>me: nigga stfu i dont have a gf>him: tell her. read her reaction>me: are you mentally ill?
only poor people hate private equity
>>223000874Tim Buckley comic
>>223000873why are you thinking about shit?
the backrooms(2026) is actually a masterpiece idc what anyone says
>>223000863i play as a drug dealer and impregnate every woman i come across in the galaxy. it rocks
>>223000399I hate AI and tattoos
>>223000887The question was ass vs boobs so I was analyzing the purpose of each
I've never been on a date
>>223000841Love that game but I've been putting off another playthrough until thr next update (approximately 200 cycles from now)
AI fucking sucks but tattoos are pretty cool
>>223000891What about Obsession
I've never cleaned my oven ever
>>223000899come to chicago. we can go to the bean.
>>223000908stfu stfu I don't wanna hear about that film anymore
>>223000892You play with the absolutely world destroying mod factions, don't you...
we're more than halfway through 2026
>>223000914The bean is popular because it is a giant clitoris
>>223000920My jr is more than halfway through your mom's cervix as well
i made $216 from my chaturbate streams
>>223000919only nex and arma armatura. which is fine for the most part since most of the dumb anime characters dont show up ever. just the cool mechs.
Don't worry, you and me won't be alone no moreDon't worry, you and me won't be alone no moreDon't worry, you and me won't be alone no moreDon't worry, you and me won't be alone no more
>>223000935
>>223000923Trying to convince my wife to let me play with her clit before her 6 week checkup after a c-section because it's non penetrative has not been going well. Almost thought I had her this morning but alas...
>>223000935i didn't like 99% of the people that would interact
>>223000971
>>223000938Nex is good
just got back in from the bike ride fellers I'm sweaty as hellit's only 74 out could be worse
>>223000954Damn its just like the war
I'm gonna start talking in a weird accent so people know how detached from their bullshit I am
>>223000399>AI gooner videos/cum/bros... not like this...
you will know the 6 and fear the 7
>>223001208>>223000894Not Ai. Her name is nanda reyes.
>>223000266Hating country music and conservative white women is black codedYou don't have taste, you're just an ultra conformist larping as a nonconformist
>>222998564Anyone who says normie is a failed normalfag who does not belong on 4chan
>>223000475Jewish mindset heil Marx
