sir cat starmer edish
>>223000034cat looks stupid
>>223000000fucking shit roaring
Sir Andy Donehim
>/BRIT/No need to shout mate.
>>223000049sir toilet defender
starmer gone like a fart in the wind
whenever we go outside we should shout poo screaming a couple of times to see if other /brit/ users are in the vicinity
>>223000052
>>223000049Trans women have no right to use women as human toilets
no fucking way 190 got the digits
breakfast: denny lunch: carl jrs dinner: chickfila snack: popeyes
>>223000077agree to disagree
praps doff thine cap orf m'lady
Rorke!
>>223000094I know something that'll make her hotter
breakfast: wingstop lunch: raising canes dinner: chipotle snack: chilis
>>223000094Corr looking good for 73 if I do say so
hello bongfrens
>>223000094Any “woulds” in the chat?
>>223000094
what is the actual explanation for why redditors act the way they do
my hell just never ends.
>>223000103henlo
Flora Flynn doing a Faustian fart
Nordoid man becoming a womanMed bvll fucking the actual nord women with vaginas
>>223000118I grew up near Henlow in Bedfordshire
in all of my stories i always make the english character a villainjust think all of our traits lend well to it x
a bit of trivia for the thread
>>223000075stole my kittingtonshire
You could have a completely homogeneous town of n*rd dogs and all it takes is one med bvll to transform it into a latin stud farm
>>223000095phwoar
i don't think even he's enjoying his own posts at this point lol
>>223000118hello sire, how do you do this beautiful evening?
phwoar would absolutely.imbibe the brapper stank before nutting in the vaginoid
>>223000140he's managed to turn the concept of two white people having sex into an interracial fantasyunreal
>>223000094What lol seems she’s some kind of elderly e-girlhttps://nitter.net/wisedolly
>>223000147she lush and i mean LUSH!
>>223000148
mwah the shiraz cabernet
>>223000114survivorship bias
start doing this
>>223000200SIR YES SIR
>>223000200so this is leftypol
>>223000200Where’d you get this video of me
>>223000200mad how he got bullied a bit in school and now this is his fetish for the rest of his life
>>223000214Never you mind x
>>223000216kek this is me
Roman legionaire administratating hymen adjustments to brumhilde the germanic wench circa 10 AD
>>223000238sir interracial sex fantasy
charlie going back to his roots here
>>223000241
>>223000216Where'd you get a copy of my biography mate?
what's really mental is how dysgenic and hideous malaponte really is
>>223000241why doesn't her face match the rest of her body's proportions?
>>223000253Ironic how incredibly fucking jewish he looks
VGHHHHHH ARYAN BEAST
The average med bvll has a harem of at least 10 blonde haired germanic women at any given time along with one nord "male" who is outfitted with a cock cage and only allowed out of it when it comes to produce new blonde haired babies (males are aborted the second they are detected)
>>223000272the med bvll as it were
>>223000264He looks like the Israeli guy who used to post that he was leaving the site every dayShahar I think
>>223000272I was there. I was there 3000 years ago...
>>223000272This is a ten year old picture I look nothing like this anymore
the autism of the germanic and the artistic passion of the med need to come together to create something bigger than ourselves
sick to death of watching clavicularhe's just saying some random ass gay shit to some girl and she laughs her head off and fondles her hair
tired of seeing porn, ethots, trannies, asian fetishists, and interracial sex discussion in every thread on this websitewhat else should i do in my idle time besides visit this cesspool
I just had a dejavu. Freaked me out. Always twists my melon.
mad honestly MAD how obsessed 4chan is with cuckolding and interracial sex it's not normal
>>223000294stop watching then dumb ass nigga
>>223000296Probably should read books but that's gay and not as funny. Legit can't get the same dopamine hit anywhere else it's fucking crazy
>>223000290Med penis + germanic vagina is the way forward for europe and mankind really
>This is a ten year old picture>I look nothing like this anymore
>>223000288all time /brit/ classic this one
>>223000311>eyy da romans>you're looking at them buddy
>>223000305it just comes up on my shitter feed i can't help it
>>223000288The Pubic Wars, as it were
>The Canadian mulatto leftist
>>223000325kek at least two of these are me
>>223000325all quentin
>The gay crossdresser from Cornwall
>>223000340could mean anyone
>>223000340
>>223000346I suppose soJust funny that they've been identified as a bad poster for literally years
At the sight of a virle masculine hung med bvll with his olive skin and black hair the blonde haired blue eyed germanic womans vagina begins ovulating She knows in that instant that she has a sickness and the only cure will be the med bvlls oversized phallus
>>223000361I'm on that list lol
autistic cuckold hour is it
might get a flash cart for my old DS to satiate my dopamine instead of coming here. at least then id be enjoying a game instead of putting holes in my brain
Sex with Emma Watson including farts.
runtish, disgruntled slug man in
>>223000371Yeah? Which one is it
>>223000258
>>223000385she should be incinerated
never been sent any spicy pics by a woman before (lingerie, nude)only ever the one where she holds the phone far away and shoves her tits in the camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX90p3Q1I9g
i am gay
>>223000415illegal reviewbrah pic
>>223000436looks like the twerking among us character
>>223000436TAGS: BBC DILDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRD0-GxqHVoThis song so nostalgic bruh.
mental how this is objectively the worst general on the entire website
>>223000487Not even the worst general on this board mate
>>223000483this song makes me think of playing fifa 21 with my friend everyday during lockdown
...
*in serbian accent* You think this place is tough?
>>223000487True>>223000495You're a moron
>>223000311looks like his mum was enjoying a side plate of Jewish sausage
>>223000517spurdo
Alri
On the internet, nobody knows you're nobody
who remembers fifa 20/21 ben yedder card
>>223000522My ancestry is italian and irish without any of the irony, shitposting, memes, haplogroup charts, and hollywood movies
>>223000548Why do you look like a massive Jew then
This place is awful because most of the time someone's posting about black penis, making stealth nonce posts, endlessly talking about politics, posting anything they can to goad people into an argument or just reposting shit from reddit or twitterAnd yet I do the same thing and come here daily!
>>223000555I don't
black penis mentioned
>>223000507he proved all his supporters wrong.
>>223000509vos sos argentino o estas de paseo?
>>223000565kahteem
>>223000569Oh right so you've "grown out" of your incredibly Jewish physigonomy have you? Don't believe that for a second
>>223000545me! i do!
hate when i google something all the results are xitter and instagram posts, completely useless.
i like bats a lot do you like bats ?
might give `reddit` a gonever so much as made a comment there
>>223000602you know who else like bats?
>>223000588I don't look jewish in the slightestMy skin is not green and i don't have a lizard tongue
This peng pajeeta just taught me how to create a Whatsapp event.
>>223000604not worth itevil site
>>223000604Reddit is stupid people pretending to be smart4chan is smart people pretending to be stupid
>>223000034>reduces net migration by 80%>mes pubs stay open late to watch the match>gets kicked outHonestly, what was your problem?
>>223000607MY MOM
>>223000621Stay in Iceland, white boy
still cannae believe ann widdecomb got murdered
Love black penis me
>>223000620where do i go for stupid people pretending to be stupid
Catberg wants OUT!!!!
>>223000436i hope theres a cock on the other side
>>223000631Facebook
>>223000631You're here darling
prefer dogbergs like beaglebergs and labrasteins
>>223000610link the videoi want to stalk her
What's this aesthetic called again?
>>223000653that male on male pornographic videography
>>223000604reddit is a website catered to midwits, the way the website works makes its denizens anti social weirdos.Unless you're looking for a very specific thing or porn, its on the top of the list of websites to avoid.
mental how predictable and retarded women are
>>223000653Millennialcore
>>223000664Like attracts like
>>223000653https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783029018266533.webmZoomers will never know
@Grok make her naked
genuinely convinced that no woman has made a post on britin the last 3 years at least
>>223000669cute little video, but who are those people? why are they filming?
>>223000681Not until you
>>223000681there was the yank lass who posted ai images and said this is my world today dead now of course
>>223000681um *hides away*
>>223000681candace posted 2 years ago and aisha about 9 years ago
>>223000361why do you always call him "they"
i told all my friends cody cayden brayden tyler josh and dylan about /brit/ and we use it to send encoded messages to each otherso if you see a yank post just know it's not what it seems
i stand corrected it was in fact over 10 years ago
>>223000721Reminds me of a gay porn I once saw (unironically)
Don't think you have mate
>>223000483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPacaolNvko
>>223000720they're non-binary
>>223000697>190 destroyed his mental health for this
>>223000681employed woman posts nearly every day
i took an edible hours ago and i'm still feeling it lads
>>223000746oh yeah forgot about him
going bedhopefully i don't wake up but i probably will
>>223000774https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783105920398943.webm
>>223000625>Still can't make a single argument
>>223000806is iceland really nice or is it just boring drab plains
>are aisha 0.png>are aisha 86.png
>>223000815We have no plains, it's all sand deserts, volacnoes and glaciers
>>223000806he was joking bjorn
A veiled Afghan woman poses for the camera on the turret of a destroyed Russian T-55 tank.Kholm, Balkh Province, Afghanistan, c. August 2016.
>>223000845kino
Jack Albie sex arse (well used)
the /brit/ situation is CRAZY
harry kane went golfing with trumpevil fuckbastard wankpuffin CHUD
>>223000845grim
>>223000913Bloody cockwomble
womanwomb manmakes you think, eh?
Emma Watson cutting the cheese when you’re in a confined space with her. Yay or nay?
Love this time of morning, particularly the light in the sky before the birds begin their chorus. The silhouettes of the trees against the dawn.
Mad how Emmayank bodied gingerpaedo so bad that he left
look at this woman with massive tits
>>223000928It's actually quite niceOccasionaly I stumble upon a crowberry ling while if you'd make the same walk you'd get a tick which your government engineered to turn you vegan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk9NLUyYEpw
>>223000966Bodied that Cody
>>223000949It actually comes from wifman, meaning wife of man
>>223000964
>>223001015built like a plumber's arse
stinky chinky winky
might move to iceland
>>223001071Me deciding where to get the weekly frozen pizzas when Aldi is sold out
>>223001071Fuck off we're full
>>223001078how many frozen pizzas do you eat in a week?
>>223001087rude!
>>223001071unless you want to work as a fisherman, that seems like a bad idea.
Might read Lord of the Rings again dunno.
>>223001104r/readanotherbook
9/11 happened when i was 5 years old, and my whole life i found it funnynow, for the first time, i finally feel like it was kind of fucked upwhy? so much suffering, so much pain and lives lost.this world really is a cruel, bad place...
>>2230011149/11 itself wasnt that bad, its consequences however, are disastrous.
i've wasted and ruined my life. i can't turn back the clock. i've done damage that can't be fixed. there's no future for me anymore.
america first toil soon
>>223001130kek! this is me!
morning lads
>>223001148gm x
>>223001130whatever you're obsessing over is already in the past. you can't go back in time and change anything, so don't think about it. focus on what you can do now and for the future. apply for jobs. get a skill. do something and stop dwelling on what you can't change
morning? morning!? more like "mourning"!no, this isn't morning. it's hell.
*does a shuffle*
>>223001160*spits out my coffee*I haven't seen that since 2012!
>>223001148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMU8O2B2Vs
>>223000094because of her age i don't judge such outfitshe probably have a boring life, so when the news asked her to come over and interview her, she probably overdid her makeup and put her fanciest outfitdue to her age, that's a bit cutegood on you flora>>223000173nevermind fuck you florai'd visit her flora if she asks though
Mbappe
mboko
>>223001157doesn't feel like hell for once I'm not hungover and my massive erection woke me up
i want to argue with an icelandic right now
its the templars the masons the jesuits the stasi the SS the CIA the FSB the mormons the CCP the falun gong the hashashins the mossad the 4chan hackers AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Absolutely crackin' English noise rock here, lads:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFx8gqtU0U8Can't stop nodding my head, or tapping my foot.
>>223001250Starting to think he's losing his nut again.
https://nitter.net/mitsuko_harada/status/2075589354945220860
which one of you will step up?
>>223001351im not a strong man
>>223001351She seems really sweet.
>>223001351I feel nothing
I'm in your walls
An Extremely Brief 12-Hour Analysis of [insert children's media here]
>>223001189'bappe
You deserve to be loved
>>223001442i do?
>>223001356seems fair enough
>>223001356Pickford really isn't that good but he's a commanding presence
rightwho's winning the world cup
>>223001442No one is good enough for me
>>223001483ScotlandIn the hearts of the fans(I'm led to believe this is all that matters)
>>223001474hes certainly better than peter shilton
>>223001483france for me clive
>>223001495Not particularly hard is it
mental how shit my spanish is but i saw a tweet that i could understand every word of cuz of how similar the words are to englishCardenal Jean-Claude Hollerich (Arzobispo de Luxemburgo): Ha afirmado públicamente que considera la ordenación de mujeres esencial para el futuro y la supervivencia de la Iglesia.Plena comunión y no es cismático.
>>223001483honestly every team i dislike is out, im fine with whoever wins it.
>>223001509mad isn't it
Existing is so weird. Like the fact reality exists and I'm in it. The nature of reality. I think we really don't have a grasp on the nature of being and reality at all. It's like trying to teach a worm rocket science.What happens after we die? Eternal non-being? A higher plane? Reincarnation? The same life over and over forever? Maybe I will experience being all being in the universe. Who can say.This place is indifferent to us. We are all interconnected and parts of the whole that is the universe, we are fragments of it experiencing it's own being through countless perspectives.Why does it even exist at all?It's all too much to begin to think about...
>>223001511struggling to comprehend how anyone could find england or france or argentina or even spain likeable
>>223001519Sort of peng in a way isn't it?
touch me
>>223001520spain is meh.i like england, france and argentina, they're all teams with excellent players (Kane, Messi, Mbappe)
Im a conscious mind wearing a meatsuit but I am also said meatsuit and if it gets hurt I'm hurt and if it dies my mind is destroyed We're all minds trapped in bodies and there's nothing we can do about that. It limits and dictates our reality and behaviours. We are controlled by the chemicals that run through us. Maybe there's no free will.I wonder if my maybe aliens grapsed the horror of this and all killed themselves, and that's why we don't see them.
>>223001536>i like englandyou are the first argentinian in the world to say thisbased
Well that's a deeply disturbing and unwarranted image. Wonder what in our past caused us to evolve such dread towards uncanny depictions of humans.
>>223001549it all comes down to poo
might become once twice three times a lady
>>223001520france are fun to watch
>>223001559Beauty is skindeep babes
we're all made out of stardust and nothing matters and there is no afterlife brobut dont you dare be racist
How do I resolve an existential crisis at 5.30 in the morning Also it's mental to consider so many humans have had the exact same thoughts as me before and died without ever getting the answers I also crave and will die without having answers tooThere's also probably many more humans who have never had a deep thought in their life, never questioned their own existence or the nature of reality and being and what it's all about and just go around running on autopilot as normoids never questioning it
>>223001534would kiss
>>223001606
>>223001606do what your ancestors did and believe in God
>>223001606Staring into the void isn't it
>>223001623No way of saying this without sounding like a fedora but I'm simply too smart to believe in that shit.Also my ancestors (grandparents) were atheists. Something your yank brain can't fathom. But I'm any case I've no need to care what any of my ancestors did or did not do or believe. They were themselves but I am me and I am not beholden to their actions or beliefs.
what freaks me out is all of the people who lived before civilisation300,000 years of anatomically modern humans before civilisationthat is mental
>>223001656poor souls never experienced tiktok or tranny porn
Many of them died in infancy and the average stone age woman died in child birth about age 25 and the average stone age man died fighting other men or in a hunt about age 30
>>223001656you're right, its quite weird.
>>223001652why is it smart to not believe in God
imagine being a caveman and your great great great x50 granddad was also a caveman
>>223001690I'm saying it's impossible for me to force myself to believe in something I can see is blatantly false and it's painful to share a planet with so many people whose lives revolve around this crap
i don't believe there were cave men. they were walking around all day. and there aren't many caves.
>>223001714if your intelligence leads you to nihilism, self-destruction, and ultimately extinction, then i wonder if it's the right path
Imagine being Sentinelese. Basically still just a caveman but occasionally you see boats and planes and drones on the horizon and weird technology wash up on your shores.
>>223001732Would love to see what they're all about bet it would be interesting
>>223001714sure sounds like you are quite the smarty pants if you've got the whole universe figured out and you know 100% it was not due to any sort of higher power
>>223001732bet they're just sitting around wanking
>>223001732reckon they're actually guarding something on that island
Bet they've selectively bred the biggest bbcs on earth
>>223001732boats I imagine they at least understand have people on but I wonder what they think about planes. probably think they're angels or something
>>223001731My point exactly. I don't think we're built to understand reality. We're built to sexually reproduce and survive long enough to do so.Thinking about or understanding the world doesn't really benefit that.I'd say the more you question and/or understand the nature of reality the less likely you are to reproduce, the more self destructive and unwell you become.It doesn't matter. I don't care about biological impulses, I choose to pointlessly wrack my brain on these issues whatever harms it causes me. That's my choice.
small boat cronem
If Norway beat us then well that would be embarrassing
>>223001839would be wouldn't it
>>223001839No shame in losing to a white team
what is the explanation for england being so shit up until 2018how is it possible that gareth southgate was the only man able to do something that nobody else could
brewsing some coffee
>>223001934no you're not
might start screaming
>>223001951*starts screaming before you*
keep it down please
playing some witcher 3
might invent a new kind of robot
right well this is going to be my xitter and steam pfp now isn't it
>>223002039i look like this and act like this
you should all goon to Aurora before the match against Norway
>>223002027one that goes in my arse perhaps
>>223002085>>223002085
When 5am existential shellshock happens, that's when you engage in a grounding ritual to remind you of the miracle of mundane experience and negotiated social reality, get yourself a good corn cob pipe and a can of beans read the newspaper mend your shoes
>>223002073i'm listening to her right now!!
he forgot the edition :/
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
