>>223002227
hey I have that same poster

I haven't had Mountain Dew in years

>>223002227
i wish i looked like that

There is nothing beyond this life

>>223002240
there's 3 there. Which one are you referring to?

never touched a woman

>>223002247
You think there's just brain and body death then nothing?

>>223002252
they feel like salty milk and coins if you must now

Does Asmondgold post here?

more like assmongoloid

>>223002257
as an astral projection

You ever watch an interview of a celebrity you like and you realize they are completely derivative and lame?

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check out end of last breadingtonshire-along-thames to vidi a gud post made by myself

not to be missed

>>223002267
No, I don't like or follow any celebrity

i am a celebrity

>>223002274
YOU DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE BAND?!

little bitch*

drinking a corona with a lime like a mexican

>>223002267
yes most of em

>>223002275
me too

the gooncave beckons.....

Hell sounds awful but Heaven doesn't even sound that good
Torture sounds awful but unlimited riches would still leave me unfulfilled
What gives?

>>223002283
we don't drink corona that much I see more people with budlight or amstel

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>>223002288
consider self deification

>>223002304
I don't like myself either

>>223002267
Listening to George Michael i had the opposite reaction. He was super eloquent

>>223002285
we need to collab

>>223002311
well he was an educated brit depends on the celebrity

>>223002309
can't relate. sucks to suck

>>223002321
Cheers to that

>>223002309
Maybe you're just a whiny bitch

fuckbro
I nuuted like 5 min ago and my girls still suckin my flacid dick as I browse 4chan lofinna pass out soon

>>223002330
No 'maybe' about it, daddy

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my plan for the afterlife is to chill in some dimension with other deities and perhaps gain some supernatural powers

my baseball team lost :(

>>223002349
yeah I'm sure they want to chill with some underachieving retard

Trick or treat is the last thing you'll hear before I am in your home and I'm sawing half your ears off

>>223002365
Nationlels fan too?

>>223002367
Maybe they'll be impressed by our restraint

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>>223002367
i am a world renowned pop star with a business empire

>>223002380
giants

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>>223002304
corr read diss as "self-defecation"

>>223002392
She's dating Jacob Elordi now

Brian doxxed himself and no one cared

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today I stumbled across a tiktok live where a girl was wearing a G-string and would turn around and and essentially show her butthole and pussy for a 'galaxy' which gives them about 7 dollars. After about 10 minutes of that spectacle I scrolled to the next live and it was a really talented girl playing guitar with 8 views and no gifting. She was way prettier than the G-string girl too. Idk what point I'm trying to make other than if you were a decent looking girl you could probably make way more money showing your pussy and butthole than actually having a talent

>>223002412
don't care

>>223002291
oh that's unfortunate. bud light is gross

>>223002427
I thought galaxies are like 100 doll hairs

>>223002427
well was it a nice pussy

>>223002349
what you do in the afterlife isn't up to you

>>223002406
I can't think of any celeb couples that have stayed together forever.

People make fun of Will Smith but he's been with Jada for 30 years now.

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>>223002478
It wasn't bad

>>223002545
>People make fun of Will Smith but he's been with Jada for 30 years now.
only because he's the definition of a cuckold

i wanted to store his cum but i ended up just farting it all out

>>223002523
it is if i'm in control of my fate
>>223002412
a dude bought our business. but i'm going to acquire it back. website coming soon

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>10+ years ago
>loli and shota everywhere online
>nobody cares
>mainstream e-celebs are friends with shadman
>majority opinion is who cares it's drawings
>"lol boku no pico! pedobear! pomf =3! flat is justice!"
Today:
>drawing of a canonically 17 year old fictional anime character
>"bruh a diddy ahh blud *skull emoji*"
>"fr this some epstein island type shi"
>"yo that's a kid you a pdf dawg"
What happened?

>>223002568
All tranime fans deserve the rope

>>223002561
do you still live with your mother?

>lets tale these sexy supermodel video game characters that everybody loves and make them have gross proportions and ugly faces and then do disgusting fetish shit noone but the most degenerate of freaks jacks off to
why are all SFM artists like this?

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>>223002568
You are a pedophile

>>223002406
kek mogs timothy chalamet

>>223002553
he fights for his marriage. That's what you guys all say to do. The men who cuck him only make him stronger.

>>223002568
the internet isn't your pedophilic play land you tranime pedo faggot

in the afterlife I will destroy the demiurge and free the tortured beings contained on this sublunary sphere. The ones that left to space can get fucked though.

>>223002593
go back to epstein island, pedo

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thinking of hiring some british person on fiverr to do a voiceover for my spiritual business marketing

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corr just exubitated the trip to herr doctor goonstein-an-der-donau

propa gut mir diss ist

ja wohl

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man can't believe that nigga earlier said them tits was TOO big no such thing dawg

>>223002468

>>223002606
phwoaar i could do dat

>>223002618
no in my experience slavic girls smell pretty good, pussywise

>>223002617
phwoar wpuld shag drm.brrasticles gud wiv a bit of oil

so we're just gonna pretend we don't have a literal pdf in this thread
okayyy

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>>223002603
You jerk off to loli and shota and that makes me a pedo? Explain

>>223002625
you're scottish. scottish accents are ugly. i was thinking more of a posh english accent

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Angels do exist

shagged a lithuanian few times

not sure if dat counts as slavoid

>>223002617
niggas DO be wildin but her tits ain't that big, dawg

>>223002640
sounds like he's just giving commentary on cultural changes and doesn't actually state that he's into children

>>223002650
I don't get what you guys see in her she's so goofy looking to me

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>>223002568
When normies started displacing stemcels on the internet shit got ruined

pdf and pdf apologist
ew

>>223002568
>>"lol boku no pico!
I didn't know that was actually a pedo anime I just knew it was the meme anime everyone would say, figured it was gore or something

you were molested and your parents are poor and retarded
that's why you're a failure

>>223002660
You wouldn't even know who shadman was if you were neutral about it

>>223002661
that's the appeal. She seems like she likes video games and anime.

when I was in middleschool you could find cp right off google images

>>223002673
you know who shadman is? you're definitely a pdf file

>>223002673
if I google Shadman will I get in trouble?

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>>223002650
Margaret left her jewish pedo husband

>pedo crusaders when millions of little girls are raped by muslims in the UK:
zzzzzzZZZZzzzzzz they sleep
>pedo crusaders when a video game has a 17 year old girl in it:
REAL SHIT

>>223002694
cope pedo

>>223002691
why'd she marry a jewish pedo in the first place

>>223002694
christians will do anything to destroy video games, they have nothing else to live for

>>223002691
I feel bad for the husband. Imagine you meet and marry some cute awkward autist but you like her for those reasons, then she goes full bimbo mode destroying the thing you liked about her.

sometimes i go to /sp/ and feel bad for everyone shitting on americans. it's like a bunch of bullies ganging up on a rich kid

then i come back to /int/ and realize, wow, you guys deserve it

>>223002681
Until a few years ago you could literally google Brook Shields in playboy

>>223002707
>why'd she marry a jewish pedo in the first place
how else was she gonna get an invite to EPSTEIN island haha

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*Spoken with a posh accent*

Discover the wisdom within.
Through intuitive playing card readings, we help you uncover hidden patterns, gain clarity, and reconnect with your inner guidance. Each reading is a personalized spiritual experience designed to bring insight into your relationships, decisions, challenges, and life path.

This is not about predicting a fixed future — it is about understanding the energies, choices, and possibilities surrounding you so you can move forward with greater awareness and confidence.

>>223002707
Probably wanted to further her career
>>223002714
He can just find another 12 year old like Lorde anyways

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>>223002654
>>223002654
>but her tits ain't that big, dawg
true I'm saying that's the bare minimum titty size, ya feel me

>>223002721
why would a woman want to go there?

>>223002740
to meet up with the j*ws who run hollywood, duh

>>223002722
wtf is this ai image of playing cards

>>223002682
Yes and I'm not neutral about it. Shadman is a pedo and so are you

>>223002717
/sp/ is fun during major events but sucks outside of those.

>>223002758
you are a pedo
and you will be woodchippered for that

>>223002756
umm everyone knows it's hard to take a real photo of cards, just so hard to do

>>223001570

>>223002759
Wrong. /sp/ is currently filled with int tourists

Why do different populations have more of certain hair colors? Did the ancestors of swedes just randomly prefer to rape up blondies?

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>>223002759
after moot did this it was all downhill and no fun allowed

>>223002273
you stole my kittingtonshire

>>223002791
I don't get it

I never watched the OC and I feel like I missed out

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this is a PROBLEMATIC age gap ok

fumbling around with my gfs tits a bit

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>>223002756
i bought these generic ones from walmart but they got soggy cause i consecrated them with various liquids. now i gotta buy new waterproof ones

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>>223002804
After the USA landed a rover on fucking mars, and yuropoors were watching their semen slurping sport, m00t pinned those two threads

and then

after

there was never a fun thread allowed on /sp/ ever again

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>>223002808
>fucking kathy griffin
but why?

>>223002813
she got them big ol bazoonkas, homie?

leafjeet seething about america
many such cases

>>223002805
there was an episode where the girl decided to be a lesbian and there are several kissy makeout scenes. that episode was good.

>>223002835
idk man I assume the money probably

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>>223002691
PHWOARRRRRRR

EXCELLENT IF TRUE

would abaolutely annihlate her assholr

>>223002227
I went to the bar and got shit faces off 12 coronas and had 2 nachos but I also now smell of coca butter and vasiline I may or not have had a group of black women after me

>>223002835
she buys him all the vidya and tells him he's a good boy

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i will also be offering coconut shell divination once i master that

>>223002808
>Kathy's eldest brother Kenneth "Kenny" John Griffin (1942–2001) was a pedophile, drug addict and homeless at various times. When Kathy was 7, Kenny, who was 18 years older, sexually abused her and would climb into her bed and whisper into her ears.

>>223002871
>She did not tell her parents until she was in her 20s, at which point Kenny admitted his pedophilia to them. For many years, Kathy was "shunned" by her own family because she tried to get Kenny arrested after learning he had abused other children.

>>223002868
you gotta beat them black girls off with a stick they are horny creatures, especially when it's girls night out that said why are they always smeared in vaseline

>>223002819
I don't understand having that many tabs open, I just use my browsing history and bookmarks if I need something for later

>>223002802
abaolutely not

>>223002868
why would you buy corona at the bar and not just get it at the liqour store

>>223002891
surely you mean the grocery store

hate niggers


simple as

>>223002870
nibba whos garn buy dat

>>223002808
I love older women and don't see an issue. What does kind of piss me off is people like De Niro. When his youngest daughter is 10 to 14 he'll probably be dead

>>223002883
those are for various notes that i'm procrastinating finishing

>>223002898
liqour store cashiers are more fun to talk to

>>223002835
she cute tho

>>223002868
GIWTWM

>>223002881
I am a white boy I got to have a time of my life I am shocked I was dipping in the chocolate

>>223002905
cubans and mexicans

>>223002912
as isaac newton once said, a white boy in motion stays in motion

>>223002908
it goes against biology to like post-menopausal women

>>223002921
where you at lets swim in the chocolate pool

>>223002911
fair enough I don't work from my computer

>>223002921
I knew you were white cause the black girls were after you. they LOVE white guys

but seriously horny creatures it's kind of mind boggling

who is the brit that keeps saying PHWOAR?

o algo

>>223002945
idk cause I am a civilized man who has the bong flag filtered

>>223002935
I smell like coca butter and vasiline

>>223002925
Call me the bionic man than, idk. I love middle age ladies

I dont WANNA go to work tomorrow

>>223002957
yeah but you're missing a key component...

>>223002960
call in sick

>>223002960
>working on a Saturday
couldn't be me

currently in a witchcraft war with another practitioner. they don't know i gotta few tricks up my sleeve though

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man I wish spinny came back

Spinster did come back a little while ago, but incels immediately chased her off as usual.

i have a dmv appointment in 5 hours

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>>223003017
the incel who tried to date her and failed, and then sperged out on her constantly until she quit posting is still here most of the time. guy is big mad still haha

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phwoar

a secondary wankenstein has jusg been completed in honor of margaret qualley

presualated to her photos on google images

propa gid diss wun

>>223002945
british slang. kinda like wow look at that hot chick

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wish i had a bf

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Me rn

>>223002871
>>Kathy's eldest brother Kenneth "Kenny" John Griffin (1942–2001) was a pedophile, drug addict and homeless at various times. When Kathy was 7, Kenny, who was 18 years older, sexually abused her and would climb into her bed and whisper into her ears.
is there ANYONE in hollywood that grew up normally? like fuck

>>223003026
what DMV is open at 5AM?

>>223002871
the raping blob strikes again!

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>>223003088
you soon:

>>223003026
Everyone complains about he DMV taking forever by I when I needed to renew my license it took me literally like 10 minutes.

>>223003097
worst coast

>>223002957
nigga why don't you smell like PUSSY??

dont understand why margaret qualley even started dating him

he literally looks disgusting

also finkin' may contemplate two days off the wankberg

maybe 3 or 4 even

restore inseminal supplies innit

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corr asshole always smells propa dank after a wankenbergization

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>MLK drive
yep, definitely going to the hood

>>223003137
I'll get your fluids one way or another >:3

>>223003117
pipe down, sanjeet

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ok what the fuck

fink just coz sweat and pheromones accumulaye in the asscrack

wake up in the mornin feelin like baby oil

>>223003167
jesus fucking christ

>>223003167
canadian men really be crazy these days!

>>223003167
Imagine being man number 8

>>223003167
these are a made up news articals

>>223003167
those were 18 in chicken years

>>223003167
wait was the pedo raping underaged chickens?

>>223003160
kind of racist how MLK drive/blvd/ave/etc is always in the hood

my butthole has notes of bergamot and rose

Why is my butthole so itchy?

>>223003235
pretty little pinworms keeping you company :3

>pussy is more than 3/4" away from asshole
tranny detected

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>tfw no HULKAMANIA gf

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>never took the ontario drivers test so i have to start over again
pain

Guys we need more female friends

most confusing is why you would want your wife, who you could be shagging instead, to film you shagging a chicken

absolutrly insane

>>223003258
it's not that hard to drive a car you know

>>223003220
phwoar gud flavors tbf

Whats going through your mind when you hear this song playing?
>https://youtu.be/xJJsoquu70o

my farts are oh so special

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>>223003258
history repeats itself

>>223003276
it is if youre jason

slpinter cell chaos theroy is the best game ever made

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whatever happened to zoomtard? he's not spamming lately

>>223003276
I know how to drive it just takes 3 years to be eligible to take the test. I was six months away and lots of shit happened and have to start all over again.

>>223003324
He was found raped and naked in the streets. I guess serb poster did a number on him. Please keep him in your prayerst

>>223003321
super mario world*

>>223003334
>I know how to drive it just takes 3 years to be eligible to take the test
what kind of fuckass system is that

>>223003345
hmmmmm where was he in the sweltering summer of 95?

>>223003334
there's no inbetween of countries being over bureaucratic or just giving out driving licences like candy

>>223003345
>He was found raped and naked in the streets. I guess serb poster did a number on him
umm based department??

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trannies make the best music

Thoughts on this song?
>https://youtu.be/tgIqecROs5M

>>223003393
newly divorced white suburban mom theme song vibes

>>223003354
It's actually two years not three. You first get a learners license, after a year you get an upgraded learners license, and then you have to wait another year to take the road test and get a full license. Isn't that how it is in America?

>>223003393
oh, so thats the name of this song

I like it, heard it at least a decade ago and liked the chorus or drop whatever it is

>>223003423
if you're under 18 you need a certain amount of "learning" "hours" and a permit for a year. If you're 18+ you just need to pass the tests

>>223003423
no. you walk in, take the test and if you pass you get a license.

if you're like 14 then you have to go through all that nonsense though

white people be like let's listen to imagine dragons

>>223003455
>>223003461
can't suffer in america

my parents made me drive like 50 hours with them before I could get my license, next brother had to drive like 10 hours and the last two just got their license cause they were like fuck this

White women have the best looking pussies on the planet and it's not even close

I still remember being in the back seat when my mom was training my sister to drive and she pulled the ebrake when were were driving on the highway

Carfags need to share the road better with bicyclists

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some white guys have pink balls. other white guys have brown balls.

>>223003579
interesting proposal

*Crosschecks you into the meridian*

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>>223003542

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>>223003579
Stay off the road queer

>>223003610
>>223003587
You wouldn't do shit

Bicycles should be banned from major roads. Either take the bus or buy a car.

>>223003631
interesting theory

*brakechecks you*

>>223003638
this post sponsored by your northern ontario chevy dealers

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i drive but only because i have to. gonna retire in a beautiful walkable town on the spanish coast.

>>223003668
>Spanish coast
Try to find somewhere that doesn't have a port big enough for cruise ships

>>223003668
>gets stabbed by Yamal
now what

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>>223003689
much safer than am*rica

>>223003610
LMAO bikefags btfo

only fat people hate cyclists

>>223003784
My grandpa hates cyclists and claims that no conservatives would ever be a cyclists and it's all liberals

you have to be mentally disabled to still be conservative in 2026

>>223003709
>iran not in the bottom 10
based

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>>223003840
Trump is saving this country homo

>>223003899
yall said the same thing in 2016

>>223003890
it's from 2024

and there's nothing wrong with being a homo. homophobia is archaic and illogical.

You make me sick

man can you believe faggots exist? incredible truly to be so brain damaged

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reminder

>>223003982
What is homophobia anyways
I'm not scared of men

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Brian gay spam incoming

straight men talk about homos more than homos themselves

>>223003992
I am a little scared of men that are attracted to me tho. It's kinda a form of discomfort to interact with someone that wants to fuck you.

>>223004033
this is assuming you're fuckable to begin with, which you're probably not given that you post here

>>223004033
I'm sure I've made women feel that way but I don't just want sex I want a relationship

>>223004071
I wouldn't care if about that if it didn't happen already.

>>223004029
funny how the fag comes back and literally hasn't changed in the slightest. quite literally an NPC

https://youtu.be/hJjmhUT3vCc

>>223004031
but you're a faggot and you're the one who keeps bringing up faggots

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the only people still homophobic in 2026 are rednecks living in the middle of nowhere

fag porn spergout incoming.

you can a faggot out of the jungle but you can't change it's spots

stop trying to make gay sex cool. it's never going to be cool.

why is brian ALWAYS such a crab in the bucket? are all gaywads like that? grim

>>223004109
27minutes?!?!?!

you think I can listen to a guy talk about tiktok and critical thinking for 27 MINUTES???

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>>223004167
western civilization was founded by homosexuals (greek pederasts)

>>223004174
least he hasn't tried to kill that canadian again

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Facts

facts: chicago sucks ass and only retards would live there. smart people would move to spain or something yesterday.

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straight men hate homosexuals because theyre jealous of us

>>223004174
>why is brian ALWAYS such a crab in the bucket?
probably the lack of a father in his life. it's almost assuredly why he can't control his emotions and acts like a woman

>>223004283
They will never experience the joy of sex..with another man

Hitler was gay and look what he accomplished

>>223004205
still never gonna be cool, gay sex is lame ass unc shit

>>223004174
all fags are like that in my experience. deep down they know they're failures so that's why they're always tearing others down, since they can't raise themselves up.

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alan turing was a pioneer of computer science and a homosexual. you should thank homosexuals for modern technology.

HIV is nature's way of showing that perverted fags shouldn't exist

>>223004291
>it's almost assuredly why he can't control his emotions
Yeah that's probably true. Imagine coming into a thread that's perfectly happy without you and being so butthurt you have to spam porn like a disgusting jeet to garner attention. A very strange life.

>lunch break
>wonder what /cum/ is up to
>

>>223004351
HIV isn't real
big pharma propaganda to push pharmaceutical medication

>>223004365
Why do you have lunch at 4 am

>>223004381
nigga be hangry

>>223004364
>a thread that's perfectly happy
no one here is happy lmao. like ever.

>>223004389
It's a lot happier without a faggot spamming his fagporn that's for sure.

Replaying Dragon Age Origins
As a kid I liked it, but it's honestly a pretty mediocre game. Gameplay is pretty tedious. Story and RPG elements seem pretty empty
Kotor and Mass Effect are the superior bioware games

>>223004397
i'm glad i have the power to ruin your mood so easily. stay mad

>>223004445
come on jeet, spam your fagporn! you're itching to do it I can tell