feet edish
>>223004511elephant?
Leftypol killed Ann Widdecombe
>>223004511Whats going on here?
>>223004493how come
imagine if that were your willy uooooooooh
Sir Anne Widdecombe's Secret Toy Boy
imagine it turns out it was a mental elf bame that's clobbered her to death
>>223004522>>223004538bit of a sunburn nowt to worry about
come now rorke give mummy a kiss
>>223004576that's an orangutan not a monkey
>>223004567with his/her aubergine
Hungover tae fuck and got a 6 hour drive ahead of me ffs why do I do this
>>223004576turns out
>>223004539People are going to play it for five minutes then remember why they stopped playing Oblivion and Skyrim. If it stays relevant for longer than that they are getting a C&D.
>>223004530I genuinely feel less bad for her now i know she had a private swimming pool
>>223004601just go tomorrow
lucky bastard
wearing my excellent glasses watching live Wimbledon tennis on iPlayer on my tv in home
got my plums out
>>223004511>>223004534>>223004569This is called dependent edema. It's due to fluids pooling in the lower extremities in immobile patients and doesnt pose any major health risks
>>223004612I thought they were given vocal support by bethesda when oblivion remastered came out
How fucking retarded do you have to be to die in a wildfire?
>>223004628howl
>>223004619Disgusting nonces
>>223004612bit of a negative outlook cheer up
>>223004619Mad that all but one of these women is a pedophile in american and could be arrested for rape
>>223004639...
>>223004619what's mad is that all rich and famous people have access to this. It's just a tab on their computer, their DMs, and they can dip in whenever they feel like it.
>>223004617No nigga
>>223004637Things have changed, the poojeeta in charge is desperate to turn a profit.
So Ann's murder was not politically motivated apparently. Despite being a bastion of the British conservative right wing. Speaking for reform. Just a random murder I guess.
>c 2040>Glasgow>Edge of the city>be me>Walking through streets which are boarded or burnt out> Far left gangs armed with butter knives and forks patrolling everywhere>I approach the checkpoint protected by Chinese Robots and manned by a single homosapien sitting on top of a Chinese EV>What is the preferred pronoun? Asked the guard of questionable gender and ethnicity>"They/Them" I answer, because I know that an answer of "He/Him" will deport me straight to Londonistan>"Whom do you pray?" asks the guard again>"Not the Zionist Israel!" I answer with a made up angry voice>"They can pass", mumbles the guard> I quietly pass through the gate and walk a few miles into the Forest of Boden Boo> I have to watch my six, as I know those robots could be sneaky> I follow the clues which are changed every hour>I find the shack which I was looking for>I tap on the door two times, wait for exactly five seconds and tap twice again>A peephole opens in the door and an eye peers at me>Yes? prompts the male voice>"I am here for it" I answer calmly.>"Who sent you?" asks the male voice nervously>"Nobody", I answer in the same calm voice>The peephole slams shut and a door in the shack opens up>I enter the dark shack >A weak solar light is turned on and my path is lit up>I am at the entrance of a dimly lit tunnel>I enter and after walking a few minutes of passage I find myself in a cavernous chamber where an elderly bearded human male is seated behind a table>His clothing is modest and ragged, reminding me of Gandalf the Grey> "Yes?" prompts the old man>"I am here for it" I answer calmly>He offers me a package covered in paper>With slow and shaking hands I open it>I bite a piece of my first pork sausage in years>I shed a tear>Should have voted for Restore Britain in 2029
>>223004639Well i imagine the smoke makes it difficult to see. The fire over takes you and surrounds you and then youre fucked
not a word
>>223004628he got that new strawberries and cream ltd edition jule pod
>>223004619>IMAGINE IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED!!!it's mad to me that people are saying thisit's especially ironic when it comes from people who also don't think gender exists
>>223004612most of the people playing it never stopped playing skyrim.
>>223004658To a degree but dip in too liberally and you will get me too'd
>>223004666Sup.
tell you who'd have done alright in a wildfire it's Anne Widdecombe due to her private pool
The worst part of this heatwave is it's too hot for tights.
lamine jamal
here ismyposthi guysx
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>>223004691seen her getting shagged up the arse
>>223004694love her fart porn
>>223004699hi mate :)
some nigga on the bus (yes i’m on a bus now) has drenched himself in axe bodyspray and it’s fucking rank
...
>>223004663Could genuinely be someone just trying to rob some rich old biddy which got out of hand
>>223004693She would have simply submerged herself like the big toad she is/was
>>223004711
>>223004716bit of a boring racist arent you
>>223004716how does anyone above the age of 15 buy that shitsmells like a stinky boys changing room
Go back...
>>223004736calling me boring was a bit uncalled for >>223004738just bankrupt and remove axe forever
>>223004728little metal breathing tube that sticks out the top for air, perhaps with some kind of chamber filled with ice cubes that cools the air from the wildfire so that it doesn't burn the lungsalso there would be filters to filter out smoke particulates
>>223004754Called lynx here sunshine
Get sick.
>>223004766don’t caredefund, disrupt and dismantle it
LIVERPOOL
>>223004771meanwhile
>>223004771need her to do that on my bollocks
>>223004658>all rich and famous people have access to thisAll normgroids have this. They're inundated with so many messages and opportunities one of the biggest problems they have is something called "talking phase exhaustion".
Leftypol and Rorke opening the lid to the rainwater tank and discovering the bodies of the family who attempted to shelter from the bushfire in there
Might go to the park, lads.
well?
>>223004754
>>223004808Unlucky
test
has anyone ever played D&D before? girl at work says shes been part of a game for like 3 years, it sounds fun but i dont really get the end goal
Thread is so much more comfier without heathermong. Yesterday all afternoon and evening this place was fucking dire.The post IDs solved the heathermong problem in sharty. Wish they'd implement them here.
load of grim bastards here this morning
>>223004814Funny how none of the reviews mentioned the cash shop and microtransactions.
>>223004814no
Resign...
>>223004827Missed him yesterday. Had a positive posting experience.
>>223004814>13 year waitThe implication being that people were immediately waiting for a remake after the original came out?
>>223004815this is how i felt
ac4 would be fun if they got rid of all the crap missions where you have to follow people
>>223004851This is rorke
>>223004839rorke egg
>>223004827i want to know what mental illness he has that causes him to become obsessed with very particular things for 5 months at a timeright now it's that vegan youtuber.
lynx africa... the streets remember
>>223004865think theyve changed them a bit to make them less crap. dont think it fails if they detect you now
>>223004827>post IDmight as well make 4chan accounts and upvotes a thingdisgusting
poo poo and pee pee
>>223004786>>223004738>>223004754when i was in high school we would spray people with axe and bod body sprays as a prank
>>223004876isnt hyper fixation a sympton of autism
>>223004877Lidl do them all as knock offs and they smell identical.
translation please diego
>>223004901it aint even an iphone 17
Assassin's Creed 4 was never good
>>223004901two "youths" are planning on stealing an iphone but it isnt an iphone 17 so it isn't worth it. he wants to fight them
>>223004920none of those games were
>>223004895I've got a hyper fixation with attractive women 2bh
>>223004920why limit it to 4? they're all shit
>>223004945i would pay £50 for your fugg folder. Not a bad image in there.
>>223004939Pre-bunked
>>223004945are you going to start posting them
excuse me sir… YO… they don’t serve no malt liquor hereNo. Malt. Liquor. Alright?No, AIGHT?
my favourite is ac odyssey
where is Burgess
nike p6000 new balance 993sasic gel nyc 3nike air force 1snike sb dunk lowsanything else
Crazy how nigel farage was in position to win the next election but decided to bring in a bunch of indian candidates, appease muslims and bully a dude from his party for having actual conservative views people agree with.Now he's losing a local election to an intergalactic bin.
Assassin's Creed ended with 3 tbqh
>>223004975burgers?!
>>223004945ugly fat pig
just saw a greentext and because it was redditspaced I automatically disregarded it
>>223004894everyone did that in school lad
>>223004977Shoe Zone Mens Black Knitted Slip On Casual Shoe
Heathermong being beaten senselessly by rorke for no real reason
>>223004979generational aura loss for multi-millionaire nigel farage
>>223004979why would farage ever want to win an election? if reform ever won the first thing he'd do is stand down
>>223004957There is a few that I don't post but I can't be arsed cleaning it out.
ac shadows would be excellent if they didn't make you play as the big fat slow bloke for half the game
>Sam Fender and Olivia Dean have broken Wet Wet Wet’s 32-year record for a British act’s run at No 1 in the UK singles chart.>Fender and Dean’s duet Rein Me In has racked up its 16th week at No 1, beating Wet Wet Wet’s Love is All Around, which spent 15 weeks at No 1 in the summer of 1994 after it appeared on the Four Weddings and a Funeral soundtrack. >Rein Me In also scores the longest consecutive run for a song in the Top 40, with 55 weeks, beating Ed Sheeran’s record for his ballad Thinking Out Loud.>But Fender and Dean are yet to beat two non-UK acts who have an equal or greater run at No 1 in the UK. They draw level with Canada’s Bryan Adams, whose (Everything I Do) I Do It For You spent 16 weeks in a row at the top in 1991 – like Wet Wet Wet, Adams’ song was a determinedly corny power ballad aided by a prominent film placing, in Adams’ case Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.>US crooner Frankie Laine has the longest run at No 1, with 18 non-consecutive weeks in 1953 for his epic ballad I Believe (“for every drop of rain that falls / a flower grows …”), back when the UK chart featured just 12 songs.
>>223004991need to see if they pass the free kick test before i add them to my list of certified summer steppers
>>223004977>>223004991look like roshe runsi remember back in my youth when that was the cool shoe
>>223005001Controlled opposition init. He is a state asset I'm sure of it. Proper dirt bag.
>>223004977Are we making a list of the deadest creps?
fresh creps
on the train
figel narage
>26-year-old White British suspect released and no longer part of investigationDear oh dear
>>223005036rorkes da gearing up for the new football season
gagging for booze but i'm not allowed
used to wear the adidas tubular doom me
>>223005031Complete lack of Skechers suggests no.
reckon that bin will win then?
impregnation sex with 13
>>223005049is 10.30am you wretch go and play 9 holes or cut the grass or something
>>223005058Probably. The fact it's a fucking bin is a statement. Being beaten by a bin sends a clear message.
Moccasins for me.
Good morning team >>223005009>ac shadows would be excellent if they didn't make you play as the big fat slow bloke for half the gameToo immersive for you?
>>223005058Nah, a load of weird cunts are jumping in now.
The rorke show, starring rorke, Jim Davidson, and special guest Sargon of Akkad
>>223005070well they arrested a man and it turns out it wasn't him so there's not really much more they can do is there
>>223005074i dont mean gagging for booze right now i mean some booze at some point today
>The 73-year-old said the heat had caused her to vomit repeatedly, and that she had resorted to lying in a cold bath when needed.maybe take your hat off then you fucking stupid cunt
screamingSCREAMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpk9JazWn18
>>223005053*does the windmill*
>>223005079fat cow (male)
might morph into the "tesco nigga" today
>>223005077rorke sausage
>>223005079no its just shit boring gameplay and bears no resemblance to assassins creed
>>223005095what does he do
>>223005091roar
>>223005092basedso fucking cringe
>>223005086why cant you have the booze tonight its saturday night
>>223005085perhaps a seance ann widdecombes ghost surely has some information
>>223004808
>>223005109>>223005109its dry july and i must shift my beer belly
any perineum sunning man in?
>>223004808>>223005116Corrr sniff
>>223005077needs some extreme motion blur adding to that sausage
... scored an early lunch ... wearing my excellent glasses watching live DP world tour golf on sky sports golf my tv via sky stream in home …
Ain’t no party like a diddy party
>>223005116honestly and truly whenever images of this nature are posted ITT I do an extremely exaggerated inhale sniffing motion with the accompanying noise
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somebody gonna tell him?>>156605143>>156605143
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>>223005144how do i link to a post outside /int/>>/sp/156605143>>>/sp/156605143
I don't think my anus has ever tasted direct sunlight
listening to s club 7 and crying
worst thing about the warm weather is that I drink so much more water and that in turn makes me need to shitI'm about to have my fourth shit in two days after only having four in a weekit not right
>>223005144somebody gonna tell you how to post links?
>>223005166figured it out also corr
suppose I'll have to get steaming for the footy later
>>223005104
>>223005165water isnt supposed to go through your bumhole
there's a breeze today which is nice
someone gonna tell me that they love me?
Suspect in the Ann Widdecomb investigation is released and no longer part of the investigation
>>223005165nothing wrong with pooing lots lad it's good for you better out than in that's what i say
>>223005166if only she had bigger tits
>>223005165corr
>>223005183ah oui je t'aime
had the audacity to say i probably wont be watching the football tonight, why is it considered a must? if i dont care about football why should i suddenly care about this, would much prefer watching some kino truth be told
bloody hell lads did you hear about this apparently Suspect in the Ann Widdecomb investigation is released and no longer part of the investigation
What do you guys think about Turkish posters?I find them obnoxious and self-hatred
>>223005198i dont care much about football per se but i the party in the pub will be great
>>223005198i mean i dont care what you do but i would find it find it weird
>>223005185I do feel more sprightly for having a clean anus
English professional footballer Noni Madueke.
>>223005198Who were you talking to and what was their reaction?
>A Turkish family staying at an all-inclusive hotel compared their own table with that of a foreign tourist.they're arguing about whether the man was stupid for not filling up his table with food at an all you can eat
Rorke hoping Anne Widdecombe's executors will let him stay on on the house while he sorts himself out
give me the ball
morning. sun's out, guns outget activeeeegit up mush
SHE'S NOTHING LIKE A GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN BEFORENOTHING YOU CAN COMPARE TO YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD WHORE
>>2230052163rd worlder mindset
>>223005216the chad rapid sustenancevsthe virgin 'this slop is the highlight of my day'
>>223005216yhes clearly hungoverand also he isn'tw asteful/ from a povvo country whre he needs ot hoard food
FOUR rounds of toast
>>223005216usually get one plate to begin with with a coffee and juicethen go for another plate if i feel like itthen i get a bowl of fruit and a pastry and i wrap the pastry up for a mid morning snack
Need Emma Watson to do a poo on my willy.
>>223005235nasty bitch
>>223005216There's a self-hatred faggot on the thread. I'm sorry about our posters, bros. I wish we could be better and peaceful
>>223005239wish they'd just turn off his life support it's evil keeping him alive like this
not been on holiday since 2012 so I couldn't tell you my hotel breakfast protocol
>>223005239not toasted enough, also if you're eating that much toast you toast your 2nd slice as you eat the first so it doesn't go soggy while you wait to eat it.toast + cornflakes is just wrong, in fact cornflakes are awful anyway as they're bland af (bran flakes and frosties are superior)
visit your local sacred spring
>>223005239so they gonna do anything about the edema or just let his feet fall off
>>223005254is he typing big block paragraphs all in lowercase
got goodwood on the youtubes and going to have an m&s pizza
>>223005216tbf the turks have a whole cultural thing about big breakfast spreads so it must seem odd to them for someone to just put everything they want to eat on the one plate and then go back if they're still hungry
>>223005239this nigga really pays 5k a month to sit in a small room watching tennis/f1/golf eating the same depressing meals every dayliterally whats the point in getitng old
>>223005262Ah yes, bran flakes, truly scrumptious
I miss mihai
>Anya Taylor-Joy looks sensational as she goes braless under a nude dress as she steps out during the scorching London heatwave
the breakfast watch
do you reckon tim has any friends?
>>223005277either way, very disrespectful to record someone eating and post it on twitter
>>223005270this faggot?>>223005163
does magic exist
>>223005291lol she looks like idk sid
>>223005245>then i get a bowl of fruit and a pastryyeah I do this
>>223005216Large amounts of food are vilethe ancient Greeks understood food was for sustenance and nothing else
>>223005283Isn't Tim in his 50s? Way to young for shit to be falling off like it has.
>>223005291alien looking specimen
considering pulling on my willy while thinking of having sex with toilfu
>>223005316leng
>>223005316>>223005245excellent taste
>>223005291Do you think it saw us
>>223005324He sexually assaulted a child
might get a credit card then never use it, giving bankberg financial blue balls
>>223005324schizophrenia innit
feeling a bit down ladsx
>>223005357Start doing this
>>223005357for me it's setting u a direct debit to pay back what i owe on the first of every month at 0% interest
>>223005355Based
access to weight loss drugs is going to do a number on womenno more curvy ladies walking down the strees
>>223005355Source?
>>223005346when the traffic officer asks you to slowly place your hands on the steering wheel
>>223005324he thinks retardmaxxing and going full mong will make people feel sorry for him. unclear what his endgame is though.
insane how GTA V is nearly 13 years old
>>223005357Was it youIs he the uncle
is there peptides that grow you penis
i like couscous more than rice but rice is also good
i quote this video all the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4P6htAGDE
>>223005397reckon you meant the post above me
>>223005403ever tried keenwa?
Call the judge and get some fudge
>>223005416yeah not a massive fan
>>223005392i was 18 then
Can’t imagine being over the age of 25 and still obsessing over video games. I’m 23 and haven’t played a new release since CK3 and even then I maybe only play it once every few months
>>223005431yeah?
>I'm 23Opinion discarded
>>223005431instead you sit on 4chan all day like a real chad
>>223005407why did they all speak like thatnot really a scouser accent is it
>>223005403I'm probably the only couscous-abider in my family, the rest can't stand itSisterstein got delivery meal kits for a while and used to collect the couscous sachets and offload them on me the next she saw me
Got my smithing up to 90 on Skyrim. The final 10 training levels I’ll have to achieve by smithing. Eorlund Grey-Mane only trains up to level 90 he’s the highest ranked smithing trainer. Gonna have to grind dwarven bows.
another world
whats that song that goes duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh duhduh
i also like olives a lot and greek yoghurt and my favourite meat is chicken or lamb
>>223005431Okay what do you do for fun? I mean in reality, obviously you're going to pretend you go to the pub with mates but be honest here
>>223005431this tbuf ro 4chan
might go sainsburys
Video games are based, zoomers we’re all sexually assaulted, every 23 year old is gay.
mayonaisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX07NFted28
isn't it a bit undemocratic to not allow people with a criminal record in elections?imagine if you broke a law that you wanted to change. like you posted a hate tweet, got arrested, and your entire policy revolves around freedom of speech.
Listening to phonk pretending im in a chad edit
>>223005456jaws the shark theme song
>>223005407pledge.meatfreemondays.com bloodclaart ting
We are the/Brit/ team. We are professionals in our trade.
>>223005457your mum likes greek too
>>223005455this is from the same world we live on now actually
peace and love
>>223005483you can do it, rice and peas!
Tilde will always have that /britfeel/ stink to him
>>223005472Zoomers are also a very brown generation, worth taking into account
>>223005487does she
people overuse the term TRVKE but it applies heregamers need the rope
>>223005428based mid 90s bro
if i was going to do meat free monday my meal plan would be:fruit for breakfasttomato and basil pasta for lunchmargherita pizza for tea
>>223005502just.. don’t tell her?
>>223005456https://youtube.com/watch?v=gIh-rVDloV4
>>223005488cant do it anymore because of woke
>>223005495Posters that went from /sp/ to /brit/ are much higher quality than posters that came from /britfeel/. Hierarchy is probably something like>/sp/ refugees>/int/ natives>/britfeel/ refugees
>>223005502by the same logic, women with high body countrs also need the rope .so you just outed yourself as a gay misogynist incel
wait you're telling me she's slept with over 180 different men? Bleurgh that's disgusting dude 180 is a hard limit for me.
>>223005526rattledbet you have like 800 hours in civ5 or some shit lmao
>>223005502how would they even know? As long as its a socially acceptable game like fifa or cod they wont even question it women dont have their own morals they cant think for themselves
enjoying a lunch at my favourite restaurant in gothenburg
>>223005502got literally over a year in game time in osrs
>>223005502What triggered the need to bring up a Cope Op from 2023?
wot if you have 800 hours in sims valorant and animal crossimg
>>223005539prefer cooked chips me
>>223005555get got?
200 men is a lot of men to be fairmy primary school had 150 children and that was a lot of children, imagine 50 more children there wouldn't be enough space in the building200 men is too many men for a building it's insane
>>223005555tummy sex arse
think ive got 1000 hours on TF2
>>223005540basadolevels?
>>223005556>my primary school had 150 childrenshould be shut down
>>223005578>>223005578>>223005578
>>223005563got 2.5k on tf2, 1.5k in dota2, don’t wanna know how many days wasted on wow, 800 on csgo/css
3 at once, twice a day, that's only a month of shagging
>>223004530Have you considered the fact she was an odious cockwobble spunkmuffin?
>>223005512for mebreakfast - beans on toastsnack - pinto beanslunch - rice and beanssnack - black beansdinner - chilli con beansdrink - refried beans
>>223004614her residence looks very comfy
